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#IWANTCANDY begins in one hour. Are you ready? #eridanweek
[ THIS CHIT HAS BEEN PENNED BY A PAID INTERN. OPINIONS ARE REFLECTIVE OF DIRK STRIDER. ] #AREYOUCOMING? #ERIDANWEEK https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
Be there or be square! At #eridanweek! https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35f8069316fd.gif
8-> SWING BY DURING THE #RUMBLEINDAPUMPKINPATCH AT #ERIDANWEEK FOR A COMMEMORATIVE RUMBLE T-SHIRT, WHICH YOU CAN PURCHASE WITH YOUR #AMPORACOIN!
Ya better n0t clap Eridan I will bite ya §orry buldge 0ff @pseudoryxBoom
#ERIDANWEEK BLOWS... YOU ALL BLOW… I’M NOT BLOGGING THIS SHIT… #ERIDANWEEK
Thank you #eridanweek!!! See you Next Time ... 😈 https://i.imgur.com/bIwUdBb.png
The Chittr economy is in shambles. #Recession - MC Oleana
And what if The Black Parade came to #eridanweek ? https://i.imgur.com/XX4kgRW.png
【 I'm already here, #EridanWeek. Oh yes, #ImComing. And I'm going to #MakeHimPay. 】
i decided that going to #eridanweek is more of a risk then it's worth / instead i'm taking a nap at my hive and writing music / i hope my producer won't be upset
AGAIN i cant stress this enough but im GIVVING FREE SAD handies behind the bbq booth make sure you ask for eridan at #eridanwweek #nsfww
YOU KNOW WHAT, ACTUALLY? I'M SURE I'M NOT THE ONLY TROLL IN A FUCKING MOOD AFTER DAY ONE. IF YOU WANT TO FEATURE AS THE "BULL" CUCKING ERIDAN, I WILL BE TAKING VOLUNTEERS. #ERIDANWEEK #NSFW
Today's #eridanweek demo experience at the UNREAL HEIRESS TIARATOP FLARP EDITION Virtual Reality Headset will be a real-time combat simulation across the LAND OF WRATH AND ANGELS. Complete with realistic pain receptor engagement. Maul your friends! Vanquish your foes. Then refuel at THE AMPHORA, our exclusive VIP wine bar. #violence
my high w0re 0ff and n0w i'm g0ing t0 g0 bash my f0rehead int0 the nearest flat surface until s0mething happens. g00d night 0r g00d m0rning 0r whatever happy #eridanweek. #substance
The people spoke. We have listened. Starting on night two of #eridanweek, there will be multiple trampolines of varying sizes to accommodate for the raucous demand for whimsical physical activities. By participating you agree to waive any liability for physical injury or interpersonal strife born from #bouncingonit from the staff. Go nuts.
>([guys troll bruno mars just got killed at #eridanweek t#is is really gonna fuck up t#e performance sc#edule #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/31cd338dfc31.png]
I am NXT at #EridanWeek I am NXT BEING HELD XUTSIDE XF THE VENUE WITH A SHXUTPHXNE. I AM NXT BEING CARRIED AWAY IN BEDAZZLED HANDCUFFS. I KNXW MY RIGHTS - MC Oleana
why is everyone so damn horny at #eridanweek omfg yall just gettin ur freak on in front of everyone i mean no judgin id do it too but dayum #nsfw
i have not been and will not be listening to any of this purple pan melting shit im looking for a spare microphone and or megaphone for reasons that will become clear later if anybody knows where to find one lmk #eridanweek
They keep askin' if #ImComing, girl (Yeah) But girl, you knoww I already came (oh, oh) https://i.ibb.co/prBJsbzC/24carat.png
Ok this juke joint is really banging but its kind of making my brain hurt.
Unreal Heiress, turn that shit the fuck up. #marvusateridanweek
tHANK YOU TO @ABHORRENTgOVERNING FOR THE, aRT BASE! #eRIDANwEEK #iMcOMING #nsfw HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/DBFB58FB1287.PNG
I didn'd acdually dhink dhad #eridanweek would ged organized. Or have non-Ampora pardicipands.
Little known trivia. Our company, Macro Cullsmos, was in part named after the first troll sky skimmer to ever reach supersonic speed. The original sky skimmer was called the Macro Sonic. Goregle it, if you'd like to learn more about it. #Innovation #Technology #Business - MC Oleana
But let me be CL--EAR. #eridancoin #amporacoin #badideas
Players! #eridanweek
>([#ey man you gonna clap c#eeks at #eridanweek or w#at #nsfw]
On your way to the stage at #eridanweek, DON'T FORGET to stop by our product demo stalls to test out the latest Commemorative Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP EDITION, complete with optional LETHAL MODE FEATURE. *Lethal Mode feature will be unavailable for demo testing at #eridanweek.
>([i met a traveller from an antique land w#o said two vast and t#icc legs of stone stand in t#e #ot ass desert... near t#em on t#e sand #alf sunk a s#attered visage lies w#ose frown and c#apped lips and sneer of signature superiority tell t#at its sculptor well t#ose passions read w#ic# yet survive stamped on t#ese flaccid t#ings t#e #and t#at mocked t#em and t#e #eart t#at fed and on t#e c#ittr timeline t#ese words appear: my name is ozymandias king of kings look on my c#its ye mig#ty and despair not#ing beside remains round t#e decay of t#at colossal wreck boundless and nakey t#e lone and level sands stretc# far away]
Friends of mine have been urging me to go to #EridanWeek, so that I might show the world the works I have been doing. But no, I say, my time has not yet come. Your time is always here, the world cannot hate you, so I say you go to #EridanWeek. I am not going up to this festival, for my time has not yet fully come.
im not so sure i...
mmmmmm k hold on.......
Additionally- official announcement post soon, but DO NOT forget to chit #imcoming to the official #eridanweek festivities.
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J££vik w££k has lik£, nothing on #£ridanw££k #imcoming
Throwback post. Can you believe it has been fifteen years. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a5d39ec02e8f.PNG
I promised that if my previous post received enough likes, I would show you all which piece of godfiction inspired me to lobby for the criminalization of godfiction, and I intend to follow through. It was not a literary work as you might suspect, but a video. It has now been taken down, but you may recognize these screenshots. Let me know if you do. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1d43b6ab0101.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fc41a01b715e.png
troll bruno mars is #LOCKEDIN for #EridanWeek #Yuss #HeJustTwirledOnFaceTime
dude u didnt see it but he just grinned and did the sexiest lil twirljump u ever did see #BrunosIn #EridanWeek
a lOt oF MoThEr fUcKeRs hAvE BeEn aSkInG Me aBoUt iF I'M GoNnA GeT My bIg bUlGe bUsInEsS AlL Up iN #eRiDaNwEeK. wElL GuEsS WhAt? HtTpS://CdN.ImGcHeSt.cOm/fIlEs/c5b39D1A2542.JpEg
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While I won't embarrass myself by claiming to have borne #RUMBLECOIN from my own head like Zeus granting wisdom to humanity with his daughter Athena, I will stand on the fact that I know a good opportunity when I see one. Before me I see two lines, one of emerald and one of orange, rising and falling in a desperate bid to outdo each other. And so I ask you, our faithful audience of the Patch; Which line do you want to see shattering through the stratosphere? And which associated cohost of RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH do you want to see pay for their representative stock's failure to perform? This is a question that only you can answer. Winner take all. Loser gets milked for all they're worth. Let's get these numbers up. Tonight at 10:00 p.m. ET.
>([we stumble we fall we get #urt but no matter #ow bad t#ings get we are still #turkingit]
@turntechGodbird This is a rugpull, isn't it?
wvwhat the fuck is that. - the orphaner dualscar
you gotta be fuckin kiddin me
Are you turning yourself into an umamusume?
IM GOING TO PUT MUSTARD ON YOU AND EAT YOU.
◥▶◀◤ —> When you are all able to get over being you, I would recommend trying to be me
LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86f8d78a85fc.png
wHaT If iT WaS AcTuAlLy "FuNnY DiSgUiSe" IsLaNd aNd eVeRyOnE ThErE WaS DiSgUiSeD As mAd aT YoU IsLaNd? YoU LeT SoMe bItChEs lIkE ThAt gEt yOuR GoAt bRo? :o| GoTtA StEp uP YoUr gAmE.
good newws i just signed a neww lease on a BRAND NEWW MODEL X MEGA AIRYACHT bad newws this is the occasion that i eat the horse
Sorry you're a loser stuck in the past!
as a vviolet male you havve twwo paths to choose from bein a racist femboy or bein a racist fincel troll norwwood 3.5 propelled by the singular fantasy a finally receivin a nursin handjob from the empress herself so you can finally proclaim look seahorse dad i made it #nsfww
its dumb howw some wwomen are so hot you havve to activvely suppress thinkin about it in order to act normal around them its like tryin to pail wwithout cummin turns it from easy sleazy pure pleasure into a balancin act ordeal a endurance kind a stressful an obnoxious tbh #nsfww #blackpill #wwomen #totalcuckstate
dude what the hell are u saying ever
drinkin fueI makes your tits grow hashtag Iifeha-ks
