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ERIDIRKJAKE IS FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!!!!! LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUM8LE!!!!!!!! #hype #rum8leindapumpkinpatch #rum8le #2princes1page #1ring #LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOO
Grab your britches and tighten your belts- the rumblethon-a-rama is set to blow your briefs plum OFF until youre sitting in your skivvies thinking... *shucks* these guys are going at each other hardcore. Were going BACK TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH. Skipping hump day and sliding straight to tussletime thursday! You havent seen oil like this since #eridanweek... and whos to say i wont be taking two princes once more? Fit to make the last set of wicked heels look like damn tubby time. Two for two in a one on one youll never guess what weve got stocked in the back! Well have MUSIC and RHYMES and best of all... two chuckleheads going railing hard as all get out on each other until the fat lady SINGS. Yowzers!!! Someone turn OFF the heat because this whole shindig is about to be FIRE. Be there or be square... more deets in the works so #watchthisspace! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/beee53c3eedb.gif
I GOT THAT SHINY NEW ROCKING #PROFILEPICTURE. i'm watching you from your closet door at night. I'M INSIDE YOUR WALLS LIKE IM INSIDE BIG BOOTY FAT BITCHES. in fact i got a little bit of scripture i wanna share for all y'all brothers sisters and mother fuckers who got that big wagon wobbling behind you. "WELL THE FUCK I WILL REWARD YOU WHEN YOU COME BACK TO HIVE. so well will i show my flush for your thicc mother fucking ass, not for a night and a day and a night will you get feeling back in your mother fucking legs." HOT SHIT, FLUSHED LETTERS 69:69. honk. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/32de0e71b932.jpeg
↗️A LOT OF YOU ARE UNDER THE FALSE IMPRESSION THAT I AM GENERALLY UNEDUCATED IN MOST THINGS.↗️ ↘️that i am fundamentally unable to conceptualize any knowledge strictly unrelated to officerena cullitics and intraworksquare information.↘️ ↗️THIS IS FALSE.↗️ ↘️i am also generally educated in the world of metal gear solid, due to a winding hopbeast hole i once fell pan-first into.↘️ ↗️WHEN GOREGLING "HOW TO PLEASE THE BOSS", I ACCIDENTALLY CONSUMED A WIDE BERTH OF UNDERSTANDING ABOUT THE GENERAL PLOT SYNOPSIS.↗️ ↘️and troll kazuhira miller.↘️ ↗️I AM CONTENTED TO LITERALLY NEVER UTILIZE THIS ANYWHERE, BUT I DO KNOW ALL OF THESE THINGS.↗️ ↘️they are stored in my crystalline memorysponge.↘️ ↗️GLAD TO BE WITH YOU, BOSS.↗️
↗️I HAVE BEEN UNABLE TO ATTEND TO MY REGULAR POSTING, DUE TO A REGULARLY SCHEDULED #EMPLOYEEMEETING REGARDING THE NATURE OF OUR↗️ ↘️i am holding in the contents of my rumination chamber when i say this, it is so disgusting↘️ ↗️EMPLOYEE BENEFITS.↗️ ↘️open enrollment began.↘️ ↗️AND LIKE ANY DEDICATED MARKETORTURER AND ELITE EMPLOYEE↗️ ↘️i denied any kind of exterior compensation or health coverage.↘️ ↗️A TRUE, STALWART DESKJOCKEY DOES NOT NEED A PPO WITH DENTAL AND VISION.↗️ ↘️he only needs a bulb on the market and dedication steeled into his thickened pan.↘️ ↗️BEHOLD, A MEME TO OCCUPY YOURSELF WITH, TO EXCUSE MY ABSENCE.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ec59f25ff448.jpg ↘️
✿h, y✿u're s✿ tragic. °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
↘️i do not have any other words i can manage for this post, mister ampora.↘️ ↗️I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS HOLE.↗️ ↘️if i could only stand by you and absorb a modicum of your greatness, i would be three times the troll i am today.↘️ ↗️I WISH I COULD LOOK AT THIS HOLE FOREVER.↗️ ↘️i must research invasive and ill-advised plastic surgery efforts.↘️ ↗️TO TATTOO THIS HOLE TO THE INSIDE OF MY BULB-BLINKING APPARATUSES.↗️
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/67S6FVTY/IMG-5265.GIF THE #HATERS AND THE #LOSERS. HAVE ONCE AGAIN ACCUSED ME. OF NOT BEING ME. WHILE I’M TOO BUSY DOING FALSE FLAGS. AND FOMENTING UNREST AND DIVISION. TO HOP ON THE PALMHUSK. AND INCREASE OUR COLLECTIVE STUPIDITY. BY GETTING IN A CHITTR SLAPFIGHT ABOUT IT. THIS WAS ME. AT THE FIRST #DIADELOSPERDIDOS. ALSO KNOWN AS THE FAILED #SUMMONERREBELLION. TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK. AT ALL THOSE #PERDIDOS. THAT’S #MYIMPACT. #ABOVEANDBEYOND #OVERPERFORMER #GOLDSTAREMPLOYEE #GUTTERSLUTEXCELLENCE #ALPHABEAST #GRINDSET #NEVERSTOPHUSTLING.
Nothing. I thought you were... Nevermind.
EXCELLENT BEAM ATTACK. AND THE SYMBOLIC DESTRUCTION OF HUMAN PEACE AND FREEDOM. YOU ARE TRULY AN ARTIST. AND DEATH BEAM ATTACK IS YOUR BRUSH. FIVE STARS. NO NOTES.
Would you mind terribly if I plagiarize this disclaimer MINUS the hunger for flagellation from social media neanderthals?
GET A GRIP, MAN. For corn's sake, stay your hand!!!
"It's called Dersite humor. You'd better take your sensitive ass back to Prospit." A real exchange I overheard at #outglutmasquerade.
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part deux. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60fe1ab7fc3f.png
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/DG921KCS/HOLE.GIF #MEGIDOMAY #HOLE #POSTINGHOLE. IN HONOR OF @ARCHIVEADDICT. I DID SOME CHAOS ON BEFORUS. INSTEAD OF STAYING IN MY USUAL LANE. WON'T BE HAPPENING AGAIN. THERE IS SUCH A THING AS "TOO EASY." AND THAT'S COMING FROM ME.
50k kult #megidomay hole post #posthole #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d918a9aa119d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/006a00f295f8.png
Su8mission 16: alright wwho do you think wwins: mindfang AND dualscar teamin up wwith his honora8le tyranny under her thrall or you (alone, no holds 8arred) My response: Anonymous Poster, you must surely misunderstand how dangerous individuals such as these tend to oper8. Mindfang and Dualscar were creatures of app8ite. Al8eit, 8rilliant a times. They could 8e c8astrophically charismatic, violent, the8rical, manipul8ive, and possessed enough mutual toxicity to desta8ilize regions of the ocean through their interpersonal drama alone. They inspired loyalty through spectacle and fear. 8ut, we must understand the impetus of this discussion. If the o8jective is survival, I would survive. If the o8jective is conquest, I would eventually win. If the o8jective were to leave them 8oth psychologically devast8ed, suspicious of one another, and trapped in a catastrophic spiral of mutual recrimin8ion? Well. Let's just say, dear poster... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a6ce153167f9.png https://forms.gle/W2PuMX2HEh3aZ8pm6 #SerketCircuit
the warmth of their lips causing your fins to flutter as they kiss across each spine trailing down to gingerly graze kisses to your gills (tags: Reader/Anonymous, body worship, supplementary seadweller content, add this part if needed and applicable to reader, archive rating: M)
concept: kisses everywhere other than the lips watching them with fluttering breath as their lips press to each of your knuckles turning your hand over to kiss your palm up over your wrists forearm to bicep teeth grinding over your shoulder to end with a trail of kisses over your collarbone giving your neck a few marks before pressing their lips to your cheeks your nose gliding to each side to peck your ears one for each horn before the dip lower chest ribs stomach each hip bone tongue teasing over your thighs as you feel a laugh rumble against your skin when they begin to zone in on the ache between them they go lower before giving it to you your knees to your ankles guiding your foot up to their lips to kiss the back lips pressing to each toe reverently as they stare up at you with a small smile returning to the top to start all over again (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, body worship, flushpale, flushcoded, palecoded, pale pails, overstimulation, teasing, for the yearners, #nsfw, suggestive but thats not the point of this one if im being honest with you, <><3, quadsmearing, troll/troll, archive rating: M)
>be me >pre-exile surf-lord tyrant with a coast-wide concubine >bitch brigade four hundred deep >genuinely convinced my washed-up ass can manage all that despite operating with a 3 inch semi chub struggling with tenticular dysfunction and the strategic foresight of a concussed sea cucumber >spend sweeps rationalizing the arrangement as some revolutionary new hyper-efficient mating structure >six hundred million sweeps too early to realize i basically invented the prototype guppycule >cycling through willing and unwilling partners alike like handfuls of fish flakes from a snack pouch >somehow expecting this not to culminate in catastrophic social collapse >IMAGINE MY SURPRISE WHEN THIS TURNS OUT TO BE THE WORST FUCKING IDEA CONCEIVABLE LOLOLOL >IMAGINE MY SURPRISE WHEN NONE OF THE PEOPLE INVOLVED PARTICULARLY ENJOY BEING TREATED LIKE DECORATIVE ACCESSORIES >IMAGINE MY SURPRISE WHEN FAVORITISM, NEGLECT, AND COMPLETE EMOTIONAL VACANCY START CAUSING THE ENTIRE STRUCTURE TO ROT FROM THE INSIDE OUT >HALF THE TIME I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHO'S STILL AROUND UNTIL I ACCIDENTALLY MAKE GLOBE CONTACT WITH THEM DURING ABSOLUTELY LOVELESS BACKSHOT ACTION >IMAGINE MY FUCKING SURPRISE WHEN THE WHOLE THING INEVITABLY DETONATES INTO MASS BETRAYAL, MY IMMEDIATE BUTCHERING, TRAUMA-INDUCED DROWNINGS AND ENOUGH EMOTIONAL DAMAGE TO SALT THE COASTLINE FOR GEOLOGICAL ERAS >fast forward six hundred million sweeps >random moon-dried cattle jockey from shithive county can't even maintain equilibrium with four mutually irritated losers and somehow thinks recreating my method is a viable long-term strategy >history truly is a flat fucking circle
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https://i.ibb.co/fVZzNGRk/image.png How you look talking about some shit like "badge count."
DID YOU MAYBE FORGET. THAT I DON'T FUCKING WORK FOR YOU. AS EVIDENCED BY THE BEAUTIFUL BALLS IN MY DISPLAY NAME. THAT YOU ARE SORELY LACKING. RUN ALONG AND PLAY. DON'T YOU HAVE UNDERPERFORMING MES TO MICROMANAGE. THIS IS A CONVERSATION BETWEEN ALPHAS. OF TIMELINE. POWER LEVEL. AND REPRODUCTIVE CAPACITY ALIKE.
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/S4GG2XLS/IMG-5258.GIF CHOTTO MATTE. GOING BACK IN TIME. TO PULL TROLL TRENT REZNOR. BACK WHEN HE LOOKED LIKE THIS. #MOSTCRITICALMISSIONOFMYENTIRELIFE #NSFW?
i wasnt there
so. time. lemme tell you about time. i died once. meenah brought a big ol bomb that killed us all during the scratch, perfectly timed so wved all continue to exist through it, ewven if just as ghosts. that vwouldntwve evwen wvorked if not for lil peixes getting a vwhole helluwva lot more bubbles. we all spent countless, and i mean countless swveeps as ghosts, repeating the same teen drama, ovwer and ovwer and owver, for all of eternity. the time ivwe spent as a greaser alone exceeds the life of the alternian empire by magnitudes. you dont growv as a ghost, you dont change, you aint relevwant, youre half-true, and you aint essential. youre stagnant, no, ewven that implies some sort of growvth, some potential. youre the rock formations left behind by glaciers eons ago. water touched you one, forewver shaped you, and nowv this is vwhat you are. i knovw wvhat its like to experience malaise for an untold infinity. or, i thought i did. roxy lalonde. @tipsygnostalgic#2248. she taught me othervwise. i vwent into the wvoid, as of vwriting this, nine hours ago from the perspectivwe of the chittr timeline. from my perspectiwve. it wvas long enough to havwe wvitnessed the heat death of paradox space and its rebirth, ovwer and ovwer and owver and ovwer and owver and ovwer and owver. its like one of those vwind-up music boxes. all the players emerge, do a little dance, and wvhen its all ovwer they go to sleep. someone slots in the key, wvinds it all up, and the stage is set anevw. i knovw this nowv. you all think you wvant justice. action. blood. you dont understand. you dont understand. there wvas nothing in there. i dont mean that there wvasnt anything there. i mean there vwas nothing there. after the first thousand swveeps i started talking to the nothing instead of just myself. after the first million it began speaking back. after the first trillion i began to understand it. after the first quintillion it began to understand me. already this knovwledge is leaking from my pan. it oozes out. i cant contain it. if i vwere stronger, if i vwere some sort of ultimate self, then perhaps. but thats not me. im cronus ampora. i play my role. i dance. i dont blame her for vwhat shes done to me. sometimes no one gets a happy ending. part 5 coming soon to a chittr near you.
https://i.ibb.co/DDZsNgPd/image.png The New Alpha Kids: almost the same great taste you know and love. IMG: @terminallyCapricious#2753 @caligulasAquarium @adiosToreador @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 @golgothasTerror @gutsyGumshoe @timaeusTestified#0414
https://i.ibb.co/8R3tFL9/image.png Raffaello Sanzio da Urbino (Raphael), The Judgment of Solomon (1518-19), fresco, Loggia di Raffaello, Apostolic Palace, Vatican City. Pales in comparison to the custody battle @gutsyGumshoe and @timaeusTestified#0414 are currently embroiled in. @golgothasTerror @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 @caligulasAquarium @terminallyCapricious#2753 @adiosToreador @grandioseSaturation
aLl fIsH GoTtA DiE. i'm bEiNg dEaD FuCkInG SeRiOuS. iF YoU A FiSh aNd i sEe yOu, I'M ChOkInG YoU OuT UnTiL ThE LiGhT LeAvEs yOuR GlOsSy mOtHeR FuCkInG SaLtY SeEiNg oRgAnS. i'm tEaRiNg iNtO YoUr mOtHeR FuCkInG FaCe lIkE A ReAl hUnGrY BiTcH, i'm cHoMpInG OfF ThOsE FiNs aNd mAkInG ThEm iNtO A NeCkLaCe sO EvErY MoThEr fUcKeR CaN CoWeR In fRoNt oF Me. I'Ma mAkE ThE OcEaN ChUrN WiTh tHe gUtS Of eVeRy fIsH I MoThEr fUcKiNg gEt mY HaNdS On.
this is the future lowwblood radicals are tryin to take from you https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d666f1a7b9eb.png
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you got me in a bind here kid, i got to vword 6 then speedread the rest so i could rush out my reply
Scientists have discovered the fringe alternate timeline in which the human Creators are all British in origin. Everything is the same, practically speaking, but it's Rouse and Rouxy Lalonde.
got a selfie with KING DOUCHEFIN HIMSELF !! and he says he hates me, checkmate FINCEL YOU POSED FOR MY PHOTO !! 8tw I FUCKED your dancestor you LOSER https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0942f17fc177.png #suggestive @caligulaAscendit
:33 < they are cold-blooded and live in the ocean :33 < they are touched by eldritch monstrosities furrom beyond our universe. :33 < it'd be more offputting if they weren't offputting
What do you mean 8y "FLARP is for Wrigglers?" https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c9dc1838f2a8.jpg
hEY SO UMM, i HAVEN'T HEARD BACK FROM YOU OR dIRK YET, vIS A VIS MY IDEAS FOR, tHIS RUMBLE, aND i HAVE LEARNED TO NOT COMMUNICATE THROUGH jAKE FOR SUCH DEALINGS, iF EITHER OF YOU COULD GET BACK TO ME, oN MY mASKED mOORAUDER CAMEO, iDEA PLEASE DO SO, aSAP, aHAHA,
↘️i do not want to direct attention away from my physically capable, cuttingly attractive, and socially secure superiors↘️ ↗️SUCH AS MISTER AMPORA↗️ ↘️by being tortured in a warehive.↘️
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I know we don't always get along. Like when I forgot to bring your favorite toXic waste. Or when you crushed my first two-wheeled travel apparatus with your large body. Or when you accidentally ate my favorite pair of Slewboutins. But I'm thankful for you, nonetheless. I won't belabor the sentimentality, as I know we'd both rather be flayed and dunked into hot oil. Happy #LususDay, dumpmother. I hope you enjoy your gift. #LususReveal #MyLusus https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7500b3ad0dfc.png - MC Oleana
I didn't want this. I didn't want this. I DIDN'T WANT THIS. - MC Oleana
THIS IS SO FUCKING MAJOR.
TH3Y H4T3D TROLL J3SUS(T3R3Z1)(M3) B3C4US3 H3 (TH3Y)(M3) TOLD TH3M TH3 TRUTH
I'm learning so much about human mothers today. #CulturalAppreciation #TheHumanEmotionCalled #MILFs - MC Oleana
Sometimes I fear the power I wield over my sniveling underlings. But then I get over it. #Girlboss #MyGoons - MC Oleana
uuuugh eridan PLEASE! i have to go through ALL those notifications one by one!
“YOUR FANS CALL YOU MOTHER. BUT BITCH. MY FANS CALL ME MAMA.” -TROLL AYESHA EROTICA. HAPPY #LUSUSDAY. TO THE ONE WHO TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING (MOSTLY). THE MURDER MACHINE. THE IRON FIST. INSIDE THE LEATHER GLOVE. THE ENFORCER. OF ULTIMATE FUCKING LAW. THE MAN ON THE MOON. THE INIMITABLE. SHADOW LEADER. THAT EVEN DEMONS KNEEL TO. YOU ARE LIKE A MILF THAT I HAVE NO DESIRE TO FUCK. WHICH IS TO SAY. YOU ARE LIKE A MOTHER TO ME. @NUMBERSEVEN
thatz unfortunate idk whatz worze gwtting followed by that THING or getting followed by eridan ( ;｀Д´)
Mwahaha. I am Negatav. I hate fun. And flying. @CALIGULASaQUARIUM HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/CA1C87D400F2.PNG
Have you ever thought about dogs? They’re like if babies followed basic instructions. Could be big.
Ahem. I would be remiss NOT to take a brief recess from Crockercorp's annual Conference for Key Market Engagement Strategy to wish a VERY happy Mother's Day... To my future self. :B To all the things you will accomplish, the foremost of which today includes an ASPIRATIONAL quantity of perfect progeny. Congratulations. <3
WILL WE EVER EVOLVE PAST POSTING THE OBVIOUS. “THE LONELY ARISTOCRAT IS DESPERATELY CHASING VESTIGIAL TAIL.” “THE PLUCKY GUTTERBLOOD WITH A HEART OF GOLD IS IN DANGER.” “DAMARA IS BEING RUDE.” NONE OF THIS IS NEWS!!!! CUTTING TOOL FOUND IN NUTRITIONBLOCK! SHOULD WE THROW A PARTY. SHOULD WE INVITE DOC SCRATCH.
It is the burden that all gifted with the crown must bear.
Pusherbreaking: You just agreed with an Ampora. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7e53f9c1eaed.png - MC Oleana
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Any other fans of carcinization? #FiduspawnFriday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a91a79880260.jpg - MC Oleana
BUT PUT THOSE WINGS AWAY.
EVERY WEEK. YOU RAISE THE BAR. FOR WHAT IT MEANS. TO BE #GILLSOUT.
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/LDF45TJQ/LOTUS.GIF I UNDERSTAND MALENIA. SHE WAS ONLY TRYING TO BE A #LOTUS. AND EVERYONE WAS VERY INTENT. ON DISTURBING HER TRANQUIL POND.
i caught a big 0ne t0day #fishingfriday #megid0may day 8 https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/a589dc7f1d26.jpg
#FishingFriday https://i.ibb.co/YBpJ80wD/image.png @caligulasAquarium @golgothasTerror @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 @terminallyCapricious#2753 @gutsyGumshoe @technicallyTimaeus @adiosToreador
◌ “Leaders never use the word failure. They look upon setbacks as learning experiences.” ⧂
It's so hard looking like the world's meanest gay guy and still having crazy pull with chicks. I know you get it. Heavy is the crown.
They're theymasculating you in the comments, bro. #BeenThere
Where making this hapen.
Hard to compete with the top-of-the-line content on #PlushRump when we're trying to fill #ad space. I do what I can to stand out. #Workposting #NSFW #NSFWorkposting. https://i.ibb.co/SXF7MP93/image.png
We've discussed this detail before internally and opted to keep it as is. This is because of multiple reasons: 1. By the time you are god tier, the expectation per the pace of the game is either to already be capable of immense resource draw, or have the equivalent power of godtier in making that happen. Godtier powers are an end game setup that, if done correctly, could slaughter a planet in the blink of an eye. Given the respawn rates of constructs that drop currency as well as the potential of automation through our building system, we felt it should not be a big obstacle. That answer alone, though, was not enough to quell our internal debates; however, the biggest reason was brought to us by one lone employee; 2. Imitation. The data was presented to us quietly, but in certain sessions, on a visual level, there was no way to tell apart a god tier from an imitator at a basic glance. We also realized that the recipe for the outfit can in theory exist without needing to be god tiered. We did not want to restrict the ability of pursuing this avenue of gameplay as deception is a valid strategy, but after reviewing the data, we wanted to ensure that if someone did pursue imitation, that it would not interfere with the game session in a way that its significance were to be diluted. This has been how it has been until today. However, your feedback makes it clear that people value the cosmetic expression of the godtier outfit. We will catalogue this feedback and work on a fitting solution sometime mid-Q3 that may satisfy you. Thank you for your feedback.
If it wasn't obvious, this discussion doesn't pertain to those with nothing better to do than waste their time grinding for cosmetics.
Let's be real, if you can't look good in your God Tier garb until there's damn near nothing left to do in the game, you've failed as a designer.
@sburbDev A topic of discussion that I'm frankly surprised hasn't been brought up previously; The grist cost of tailoring alternative God Tier garb is exorbitant. This is on top of the feature going hidden and entirely unexplained, rewarding resourceful players who discover it with a toll they're forced to pay for the privilege of engaging with. I understand that the godly PJs are sacred, but it shouldn't cost half the enemy population of an entire planet just to change some felted pantaloons to a respectable pair of felted joggers. These things provide zero defensive utility whether they're sauced or trash, so this strikes as contradictory to the game's overall theme of customization and player creativity. If a dude's already gone through the trials of ascending, basic logic suggests that he shouldn't have to sacrifice significant time and effort for a little drip. Godly Armor? Aight, I can accept the dozen or so zeroes attached to that price tag. Switching an elbow shirt to a tank? That ought to be a cool twenty and anyone with half a brain knows it.
↘️okay.↘️ ↗️YAY.↗️ ↘️a thin dribble of my oral secretions oozed out as i beheld this post.↘️
You may be my most dedicated underling. - MC Oleana
Ugh. I know you all have been waiting with baited breath. So, fine. I suppose I can no longer deny you. Get me to 10k Kult, and I'll post #NSFW of myself. I've already booked a photorturegrapher for the occasion. #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM #WomenOutOfPocket - MC Oleana
@gracefulAggressor #Yaoi #SasuNaru #Shipping #Discourse If I might take the position against GaaLee, for sheer argument's sake. How do you suppose their rivalry goes so much "deeper"? So much "subtler"? It's clear their fight eXemplifies the theme that hard work and dedication can overcome odds, and that even someone born disadvantaged can be eXtraordinary. It's a great theme, and one even a wiggler could understand. Quite surface-level, really. Kind of "obvious." Only, Roclee didn't win the fight. He's not the main character. And the theme doesn't resonate much, in a series about the descendant of a hokage with an immense well of chakra and the power of a demon inside him, and an ensemble cast of his superpowered friends, who were all born with their own unique abilities. Yes, Naruto is bronze, but that doesn't make him any less eXceptional of a troll. The opposite, I would argue. Now, let's look at the themes present in SasuNaru. The power of empathy and bonds with others. The futility of the cycle of revenge. Hatred will only ever breed more hatred. To break the cycle, one must have love and compassion. We saw all these themes resonate throughout the entire series, countless times. Gaara's arc included. Pain. Obito. Just to name a few. Naruto pacified nearly every mass-murderer he came in contact with, simply through his sheer power of empathy. But Sasuke was the first troll he truly pitied, and the one he always came back to. The one he always fought for. The one he wouldn't give up on. The one he loved. As tiny wigglers, their ganderbulbs met, and they saw their own loneliness mirrored back at them. They hated each other for their similaries as much as their differences, and built a rivalry from it, but they couldn't deny the string of fate that drew them together. They soldered a bond so deep that even Sasuke himself couldn't sever it. You couldn't ask for a more perfect narrative foil for Naruto than Sasuke. Naruto fought for Sasuke, because their bond meant everything to him. No matter how much Sasuke tried to run from the love threatening to smother his fiery path of vengeance. Their relationship is so impactful that it codified the series' core themes. What you define as "deep" is clearly flawed, and wrapped in your own self-delusion. "Deep" isn't sifting through scraps, and inventing your own narrative where it barely eXists, just for the sake of being an insufferable contrarian. "Deep" is what you call the threads masterfully and deliberately sewn throughout the narrative as a whole. Being a true fan is about respecting the teXt, and developing the literacy to understand what it's trying to convey, first and foremost. You posit that Sasunaru is "obvious," but just because it's accessible doesn't mean that it's lesser. What you seem to interpret as "obvious" is literally just how storytelling functions as a medium. It's the rails on which it guides an audience to a conclusion. I would compare Sasunaru to an iceberg. There's as much there teXtually as you're willing to dive for. If you're going to aspire to a proper shipping snob, at least find an adequate hill to die on. You're not going to find much success defending a digbeasthill. #Girlboss #Smackdown #Relapsed - MC Oleana
↘️in preparation for my nonmartial, strictly nonphysical, noncorporal, all corporate, reconditioning under the guidance of a superior indigo, i am issuing a public service announcement.↘️ ↗️I AM PENNING↗️ ↘️an apology.↘️ ↗️I AM FIRST AND FOREMOST EXTENDING A SINCERE DENOTATION OF REMORSE TOWARDS HIMERO ↘️also known as @controversialMilk ↘️ ↗️OF WHOM I HAVE GOSSIPED ABOUT EXTENSIVELY.↗️ ↘️during hydration cooler conversation, i have often referred to you as "literally nothing but a blight on the empire's greatest planet"↘️ ↗️AND↗️ ↘️"the ultimate corrupter of corporate entities by increasingly pitiable and controversial means, since the augment of capitalism into the average alternian lifestyle."↘️ ↗️I BELIEVE THAT ALL OF THESE THINGS ARE TRUE, BUT I AM NEVERTHELESS SORRY TO HAVE SAID THEM.↗️ ↘️in the future, i am striving to ensure that these anticaste sentiments remain inside thoughts, regardless of how heavily all of my worksquare neighbors agree that you are detestable.↘️ ↗️I AM ALSO EXTENDING MY APOLOGY TO↗️ ↘️the most detestable↘️ ↗️LIALYI↗️ ↘️also known as @fatallyForever ↘️ ↗️WHILE IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT OUR DISAGREEMENTS STEM LARGELY FROM YOUR INABILITY TO TAKE A JOKE, I WILL APOLOGIZE DIRECTLY AND ALSO SWIFTLY FOR EVEN UTTERING A HUMOROUS REMARK IN YOUR DIRECTION.↗️ ↘️i have, in the past, made several antagonistic remarks towards the general gold caste, and i apologize.↘️ ↗️I WILL NOT "THINK OF YOU EVERY TIME I TURN ON A LIGHT BECAUSE YOU ARE SEVENTEEN LEAGUES BELOW THE DARKEST PART OF THE SEA, POWERING MY DEVICES THROUGH YOUR MINIMAL PSIONIC EXPENDITURES".↗️ ↘️and i am not laughing at your servitude.↘️ ↗️HELMSTROLLS ARE LITERALLY SOME OF THE MOST IMPORTANT AND VIABLE MEMBERS OF ALTERNIAN SOCIETY.↗️ ↘️a natural job, placed upon you from your hatching.↘️ ↗️SO INCREDIBLE.↗️ ↘️my bad.↘️ ↗️TO THE POST TAGGER.↗️ ↘️also known as↘️ ↗️NO SURPRISE HERE↗️ ↘️@postTagger ↘️ ↗️I AM SORRY FOR ACCURATELY AND PUBLICLY DENOTING YOUR PERVERSION.↗️ ↘️it is so hard to deny, as you post about it semifrequently, but i have been informed it is in bad taste to call you a "tasteless degenerate" that is "too stupid to pad the inner linings of the lacerationblock like your teal caste should".↘️ ↗️AND TO CASPER, I EXTEND↗️ ↘️anyway.↘️ ↗️I WILL DO A QUICK, BLANKET COVERING OF ALL OF MY BASES.↗️ ↘️i am sorry for saying that i will outlive all lowbloods.↘️ ↗️I WILL, BUT IT IS APPARENTLY NOT KIND TO SAY AS MUCH.↗️ ↘️i apologize for saying that jades are subterranean eggpolishers.↘️ ↗️THAT IS LITERALLY YOUR JOB. BUT MY BAD.↗️ ↘️i will continue to better myself into an exemplary indigo, guided by the↘️ ↘️hh↘️ ↗️IRON HOOF OF THOSE WHO REIGN DUTIFULLY OVER ME.↗️ ↘️i am listening and learning.↘️ ↗️MOUSHIWAKE GOZAIMASEN.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/937c415e1bca.jpg ↘️
Same shithead, new icon. Silly Rabbit by @timaeusTestified#0414.
#MacroCullsmos #BrandLoyalty #Professionalism #MyBoss https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c2312ea7389c.png - MC Oleana
And the good Lord (rest his soul) said arise, my brother. #BoysNight https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/18766a5844c1.png @caligulasAquarium @terminallyCapricious#2753 @gutsyGumshoe @technicallyTimaeus @tipsyGnostalgic#2248
finally...Alternia will know peace. @caligulaAscendit is gone, we are all saved https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d36d88280c54.png
doublin dowwn noww that my comrade in arms eridan ampora prime admonished himself a the boundless potential of the righteous fuckin sciences evver since goin FRAUD TIER spewwin godawwful balderdash that magic is real ITS NOT
Third Favorite Eridan then, I did not want to include them in your ranks.
Rest assured that once you DO receive some official Crocker family portraiture, it will NOT be me sporting one measly half-feathered hellspawn. In fact, what you OUGHT to picture is a room-stifling crowd of well-bred heirs and heiresses. FORGET the Quiverfull. Mother's loading another mag. She's about to riddle the streets with twenty more. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4ead170a8217.PNG
@caligulasAquarium this is the best #megid0may ever thank y0u eridan https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/0670080aab1e.png
Assembled a "Son Gohan" as part of a terminally underdeveloped wiggler's Make A Wish grant, before his scheduled culling. I even charitably let him finish his block creation before me, finishing at a humble 1 hour and 5 minutes. #Business #Charity #Philanthropy @caligulasAquarium https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0cd9e7bad4c8.png - MC Oleana
i thought i wwould post my #outfit for tonights #midnightcitygala https://cdnimgchestcom/files/a409a6bed879jpeg https://cdnimgchestcom/files/dfff3b2ed137jpeg
Picture of an olive woman that I culled sweeps ago. Not only was she #Chopped and #Cringe, she cared about #Shipping. And perhaps worst of all... she was a #FLARPer. I was doing her a kindness. Especially with those reprehensible ganderbulb magnifiers and blunt bangs. Let this be a lesson to you all. #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bb54cfed2687.png - MC Oleana
- I think it;'s very immportant for us all to gather around this fine Nubday and thank THANK the wommen in our lives, for all they have accommplished and done for us. 👏👏👏😁 Both as professionals, and in our "personal" lives. - Hey, wommen. THANK YOU, for always lending a Hand. 😁🤗🖐️ I see you. We ALL see you. Haha ow - “Wommen hold up half the sky,” —an ancient proverb written by the Emmpress, probably #TheEmmpressIsAlsoAWomman 🙌🙌🙌🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
AAAAALRIGHT CAMPERRRRRS! TONIGHT WE DROP THE OFFICIAL ROSTER OF THE NEXT SEASON OF TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAAAAAND! #TOTALDRAMAISLAND #TOTALDRAMAISLANDINTERNATIONAL
Awesome. Very cool. He’s doing anatomically correct ones now. Unable to currently simulate being happy for you. It should have happened to me.
After receiving feedback from my Antisocial Media Mangleger, I have created a #Meme. Feel free to share your thoughts. #Funny #Humor #Lulz https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/adde5af682df.jpg - MC Oleana
You all wish you were communing with nature the way I was. Took a very #Meditative and #RelaXing hike. Only got stopped 9 times by wild #Fiduspawn encounters. Only 5 of them were poisonous bugs. Very #Tranquil. #SpawnSaturday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3b4ea30fb5ac.jpg - MC Oleana
#Nature #Wisdom #SpawnSaturday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fbfac20e1464.jpg - MC Oleana
↘️i will continue to write extensive, lengthy reviews of my superiors and their physique.↘️ ↗️I WILL NOT BE DETERRED BY THE LESS THAN STELLAR ATTENTION SPANS OF MY GREATEST DETRACTORS.↗️ ↘️i am submitting myself to levels of devotion never before seen.↘️ ↗️IF THERE IS A PUDDLE ON THE GROUND, I WILL REMOVE MY COAT AND LAY IT DOWN SO THAT THEY CAN WALK OVER IT WITHOUT TARNISHING THEIR STEP PROTECTORS.↗️ ↘️if there is a gap too large for them to safely leap, i will extend my measly height (6.3 steplengths) across it and allow them to trample me as a makeshift bridge.↘️ ↗️I AM FULFILLED.↗️
↘️i am so sorry for not being able to catch this image the second it was posted.↘️ ↗️I WAS LOCKED IN, MISTER AMPORA.↗️ ↘️but i am about to paint you an illustrious image.↘️ ↗️PICTURE ME, AN OFFICEDRONE↗️ ↘️(not like that)↘️ ↗️CREATING A SPREADSHEET TO PROPERLY ORGANIZE THE CHANGING SHIFTS OF MY LESSER COWORKERS.↗️ ↘️the trolls they scrape off the floor at nutrient consumption establishments and put to labor, as if they are capable of any thought higher than "i need to wake up tonight and suckle down a puck-shaped meat patty of debatable tenderness and also succulence."↘️ ↗️NOT ENTIRELY UNSIMILAR TO THE ALGAE AND THE OTHER MICROORGANISMS ADHERED TO YOUR BOAT.↗️ ↘️what i would give to be there with you.↘️ ↗️FOR POSSIBLY THE FIRST TIME IN MY SEVERAL SOLAR SWEEPS SPENT BASKING IN MY EMPLOYMENT, I AM WISHING I COULD FORSAKE IT ALL.↗️ ↘️i would literally give anything to be there.↘️ ↗️THE FIRST THING I AM NOTICING ABOUT THIS IMAGE IS NOT EVEN THE REFINED CLOTHING↗️ ↘️or lack thereof↘️ ↗️IT IS THE CRISP, UNDERSTATED LUXURY OF A GOOD SHIP.↗️ ↘️you have removed yourself from the color pallet typically denoting the royal lineage of your blood color.↘️ ↗️FORESAKEN THE TYPICAL SCHEME ASSOCIATED WITH THE RULING CLASS IN LIEU OF OPTING FOR HIGH VISIBILITY OPTICS AND A MORE MUTED, UNDERSTATED SENSE OF REGALITY.↗️ ↘️in removing the violet, you have only managed to make its presence more prominent.↘️ ↗️BY CONTRASTING YOUR FORM AGAINST THE PALE, STURDY FIGURE OF BOTH THE SHIP↗️ ↘️and that hunk of squishy, biologically inferior but ultimately still capable and vastly more responsible, human male meat↘️ ↗️YOU HAVE FURTHER STATED YOUR SOCIAL INFLUENCE AND INNATE BULB OF BUSINESS WITHOUT EVEN SAYING ANY WORDS.↗️ ↘️by lowering yourself, you have ascended.↘️ ↗️BY BEING STILL, YOU HAVE DONE IT ALL.↗️ ↘️you have fought a war without even lifting one of your muscular, strong prongs outward to command your army of underclassmen and pieces of bloodshed fodder to do your bidding.↘️ ↗️BUT YOU WOULD NOT EVEN BE ABLE TO TELL THAT MUCH, THE STARK LINE OF MUSCULATURE THAT EXTENDS FROM THE FLARE OF YOUR GILLS TO THE SLOPE OF YOUR TRUNKONOUS PECTORALS, STATING THAT YOU ARE ANYTHING BUT SOME KIND OF PASSIVE, LAZY MONARCH.↗️ ↘️you are an active ruler, an antagonist against those bathing themselves in the water of funemployment.↘️ ↗️A GREAT OCEAN FINBEAST, WITH ROWS OF FANGS SO NUMEROUS THAT THE ONLY THING I AM LEFT SAYING IS↗️ ↘️"we need a bigger boat."↘️ ↗️YOU ARE SMELLING BLOOD IN THE WATER, AN APEX PREDATOR WITH THE HONED PHYSIQUE AND BIOLOGY TO BACK IT UP.↗️ ↘️an essence of vicious business acumen that is sure to send every feeble investor and lesser-panned predator alike quivering in the wake of your attentions.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE MAKING WAVES, BOTH LITERALLY AND METAPHORICALLY, KNOCKING DOWN PROSPECTIVE ENEMIES BEFORE THEY HAVE EVEN DEIGNED TO↗️ ↘️foolishly↘️ ↗️RAISE THEIR WEAPONS AGAINST YOU.↗️ ↘️now, there is little in this image to dissect in regards to your fashion.↘️ ↗️I AM TYPICALLY QUICK TO PICK OUT THE FLATTERING CUTS OF MATERIAL, THE CURVATURE OF YOUR TAILORED UNIFORM, THE LOWLIGHTS THAT ARE TURNED INTO HIGHLIGHTS BY THE CAREFULLY MANUFACTURED AND CORPORATE IMAGE YOU HAVE BEEN PORTRAYING IN TANDEM WITH THE EVER-FLATTERING MISS CROCKER.↗️ ↘️you have bowed your crown, but it is solely for adjusting.↘️ ↗️HER DEDICATED, STRONG GRASP CAREFULLY ARRANGING THE PROVERBIAL, ORNATE GEMSTONES OF YOUR HEIRLOOM HATCHRIGHT.↗️ ↘️she possesses many of the traits that you do, a composition of two complete portfolios that has my coffers sweating preemptively at the idea of your↘️ ↗️LUCRATIVE DEALINGS.↗️ ↘️i cannot imagine what goes on behind the vertical support structures of your workblock.↘️ ↗️BUT I LITERALLY WISH WITH ALL OF MY PUSHER THAT ONE NIGHT I AM ABLE TO BE BROUGHT UP TO YOUR LEVEL↗️ ↘️temporarily ascended from the bottom by your firm, broad, guiding, principled, reassuring, smooth, capable, unyielding grasp↘️ ↗️TO "SIT IN" WHILE THE BIG BARKBEASTS DISCUSS PLOTS I CANNOT EVEN CONCEPTUALIZE↗️ ↘️let alone realize↘️ ↗️ON MY OWN TIME.↗️ ↘️i am salivating at the notion, my bodily excretions churning with the sluggish pumping of my↘️ ↗️THRUMMING BLOODPUSHER.↗️ ↘️like i was saying, there is little to denote about this particular serving of fashion and prestige.↘️ ↗️EVERYTHING IS LAID OUT IN ITS MOST SIMPLISTIC FORM, A FAVOR DONE TO ALL TREMBLE-NODED LESSERS.↗️ ↘️our thoughtsponges cannot process an overwhelming amount of information, and you are literally so gracious as to sample us only bite-sized morsels of what we are granted the privilege of witnessing.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE SERVING UP LOOKS ON A NEED-TO-KNOW BASIS.↗️ ↘️and i am living for it.↘️ ↗️I AM CHAMPING AT THE BIT FOR MORE, BUT YOU ARE RESPECTFULLY STRIPPING AWAY EVERY FROUGHT ASPECT WITH THE KINDEST REGARDS TO MY FLOUNDERING THOUGHTCAVERN.↗️ ↘️i do not know where i would be if it weren't for you, but i shudder to imagine.↘️ ↗️WHAT YOU HAVE GIVEN ME I WILL TAKE IN BOTH OPEN FONDLEPLANES AND DENOTE WITH AS FEW, SUCCINCT, ACUTE SENTENCES AS POSSIBLE.↗️ ↘️i do not want to make this "hypepost" overly wordy, as we all know that your caegar-squandering unpaid interns cannot possibly possess the IQ points necessary to read this.↘️ ↗️MUCH LESS TAKE IT ALL INTO THEIR DIGESTION CHAMBER AND RUMINATION GLAND FOR A PROPER BREAKDOWN OF THE STAUNCH WORDS OF TRUTH I AM SPITTING LIKE A WAD OF CHEWED RUBBER MASTICATION DEVICES ONTO THE GRASS.↗️ ↘️i have come to understand that "earth c", the planet you are calling home is devoid of all alternian glories↘️ ↗️BARRING YOUR CASTE-DESIGNATED FEATS OF DOMINATION AND ALSO CLASS↗️ ↘️but i can literally only imagine that your slackluster office staff's pans have been corroded by acid rain.↘️ ↗️LITERALLY SO MISFORTUNATE.↗️ ↘️the cut of your pure black swim trousers is possibly one of the most flattering i have ever seen.↘️ ↗️LIKE A WINDING RIVER THROUGH CHISELED, GREY ROCKS, GLISTENING WITH A SHEEN OF WATER↗️ ↘️and in your case↘️ ↗️ALSO PROBABLY SWEAT FROM THE HOT, BEATING HEAT OF EARTH'S UNBEARABLE BUT ULTIMATELY WALKABLE SUN↗️ ↘️i can track your line of influence.↘️ ↗️FROM THE STAUNCH JUT OF VIOLET THAT INFLECTS YOUR CLASS, DOWN THE GENTLE DIVOT OF YOUR BULGING PECTORAL LIFTMUSCLES, OVER THE LANDSCAPE OF YOUR ABDOMEN THAT DIVIDES ITSELF INTO CATEGORICAL DISPLAYS OF YOUR UNDERLAYER↗️ ↘️(abs)↘️ ↗️LIKE A PACKAGE OF PRE-SECTIONED AND PORTIONED GRUBLOAF, DOWN TO THE REINFORCED, WATER WICKING COVERINGS OF YOUR TOP-CLASS SWIM APPEAREL,↗️ ↘️your violet influence reigns supreme.↘️ ↗️THE SLIGHT SHEEN OF THE MATERIAL TO REFLECT THE RIBBINOUS LIFEFLUID THAT COURSES THROUGH YOUR THUNDEROUS VEINS, MATCHING PERFECTLY WITH YOUR GRUBSCARS AND FRILLED GILLMATERIAL↗️ ↘️is almost too perfect.↘️ ↗️YOUR SWIMSHORTS ARE PAYING DIVIDENDS.↗️ ↘️and housing heft funds, i am sure.↘️ ↗️I WOULD BE REMISS TO NOT MENTION THE ADDITION OF YOUR OPPOSING-COLORED DRAWSTRING.↗️ ↘️in my pusher of pushers, i want to believe you are paying homage to your elite employee.↘️ ↗️THAT YOU ARE ENGAGING IN BASE-LEVEL FLATTERIFICS TO GAIN MY FAVOR, AS IF I AM NOT LITERALLY THROWING MYSELF TOWARDS THE SCREEN FOR EVERY PHOTOGRAPH YOU POST AND INTERACTION YOU DEIGN TO ALLOW ME TO HAVE WITH NONE OTHER THAN THE CEO OF AMPORACOIN AND ALSO OTHER STRENUOUS BUSINESSVENTURES.↗️ ↘️but i am not foolish, and i know i am not even deserving of this.↘️ ↗️I KNOW THAT YOU ARE SO SHARP AND HONED IN YOUR PERCEPTION OF OTHERS AND YOUR QUIVERING SIMP OF A SUBORDINATE THAT YOU KNOW THAT I DO NOT EVEN DESERVE IT.↗️ ↘️that i am worth nothing but five taps on your palmhusk screen and waffling acknowledgement.↘️ ↗️IF WE WERE MEETING SNOUT TO SNOUT, I WOULD NOT EVEN DESERVE TO BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS YOU.↗️ ↘️i would instinctively hold mine, as to not suck up your valuable h2o and deprive others of sampling your glory through way of errant germspray and accident-sputum.↘️ ↗️I WOULD BE SHAMEFULLY BLUE IN THE FACE.↗️ ↘️i also do not want you to accidentally smell the exhalation of my yoghurt and baked protein pellet in sweetened brown juicesludge odor, as my midshift meals have↘️ ↗️APPARENTLY↗️ ↘️made me unpleasant to inhale around.↘️ ↗️I AM "BURNING THE INNER FOLLICULAR LINING OFF OF FELLOW TROLLS' SCENTHOLES", ACCORDING TO INHUMANE RESOURCES.↗️ ↘️but that is unimportant, this is literally not even about me.↘️ ↗️IT IS ABOUT YOU.↗️ ↘️your honor.↘️ ↗️YOUR REGALITY.↗️ ↘️your superiority.↘️ ↗️YOUR DRAWSTRING.↗️ ↘️donning a color associated with a lower caste only designates that you are "real" and kind of "aloofly down to earth" with it.↘️ ↗️A PRIME ADVANTAGE OF MARKETING YOURSELF AS THE EVERYMANS' MAN IS THAT YOU ARE NOT JUST ERIDAN, BUT AN IDOL OF THE WORKING LABORS↗️ ↘️a bastion of those who devote themselves prong over grasper for you.↘️ ↗️I AM TRACKING BACK UPWARDS NOW TO YOUR NEWLY BEFITTED SPECTACLES.↗️ ↘️i myself am unable to don protective eyewear, as my vision has so entirely depreciated that i am likely to send myself plummeting from the highest level of my workblock if i were to put them on.↘️ ↗️AND IT HAS ONLY MADE ME MORE JEALOUS OF YOUR STUDIOUSLY DESIGNED SHADERS.↗️ ↘️the stark white carving of your symbol into the lenses do not do anything to impede your vision, i hope.↘️ ↗️BUT IF IT DID, I HAVE LITERALLY NO DOUBT THAT IT WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO BOTHER YOU.↗️ ↘️like an apex prowlerbeast, you do not need vision to know where to land your mark.↘️ ↗️YOU DO NOT NEED YOUR VITAL SENSES TO KNOW WHERE TO HEDGE YOUR BETS.↗️ ↘️(or your funds.)↘️ ↗️YOU ARE ABLE TO INTUIT IT INSTINCTIVELY THROUGH THE SHEER GUIDE OF THE PLATNIUM CARD BULGING A DENT INTO YOUR PADDED POCKETS.↗️ ↘️chumpchange, if you do not make the wisest investment.↘️ ↗️BUT I HAVE NOT KNOWN YOU TO MISS YET, MISTER AMPORA.↗️ ↘️i am eagerly awaiting your next post.↘️ ↗️THE NEXT PIECE OF EVIDENCE THAT YOUR VISAGE CONTINUES TO APPRECIATE IN VALUE, A METEORIC RISE TO THE HIGHEST CLIMBS OF THE IMPERIAL STOCK BOARD, ALL ON MERIT OF YOUR EXUBERANCE AND↗️ ↘️dare i say↘️ ↗️SWWAG.↗️ ↘️please do not forget to tag me next time.↘️ ↗️THIS IS ONE OF THE FEW THINGS THAT KEEPS ME INSPIRED TO PERSIST IN MY STARBOARD WORK ETHIC.↗️ ↘️your clout is groundbreaking, mister ampora.↘️ ↗️I HOPE THIS MESSAGE FINDS YOU WELL.↗️ ↘️signed,↘️ ↗️WROTHE AIARAY.↗️ ↘️your most devoted and overly eager wageslave.↘️ ↗️@caligulasAquarium ↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fda3e3773ca0.jpg ↘️
#Sasunaru has a compleX and layered dynamic that trandescends quadrants. It's black. It's red. It's pale. It's even ashen, where Sakura is concerned. It is the very definition of romance. Their individual character arcs are so intertwined that one does not eXist without the other. And yet somehow, still, it is only relegated to subteXt. I'm this close to #CrashingOut. #Yaoi #OTP #Quadbaiting - MC Oleana
Breaking my vow of silence. That's how serious it is, this time. I've been pushed to the edge. Kishimoto-sensei can't keep getting away with this. #Sasunaru #Yaoi #OTP #Quadbaiting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bff92a7ad4bf.png - MC Oleana
PERHAPS THE MOST #GILLSOUT ANYONE HAS EVER BEEN. SETTING NEW AND HIGHER STANDARDS EVERY NIGHT. FITTING TRIBUTE FOR #MEGIDOMAY. THOUGH FITCHECK-SAN IS LIKELY TO STRUGGLE. BASED ON YOUR WHORISH LACK OF ATTIRE. BUT THAT IS HIS PROBLEM. NOT MINE.
Ending #FishingFriday strong. #CanItRunHAL: aerial drone swarm? ✅ #WorldIsMine @timaeusTestified#0414 #ResetTheClock https://i.ibb.co/23z6BhTr/image.png
Computer, show me this man's stock portfolio. #InsiderTrading - MC Oleana
Masterclass in diplomacy by #ThePeacemaker. #PrinceOfTheDeal #Negotiation #Business #War
"What's better than this? Guys being dudes." -Steve Addazio
Computer, make these guys start a business and build a passive stream of income. - MC Oleana
mY BRAIN GHOST eRIDAN, iS TRAUMA DUMPING, @CALIGULASaQUARIUM
Took a picture of my office desk so I can enjoy the view even after I've clocked out. #GrindsetMindset https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9d78c41205bd.png - MC Oleana
Computer make these guys super motivated and productive members of society. #Grindset - MC Oleana
#FishingFriday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/951508b15d31.png
↘️i am ceaselessly having to remind my worksquare neighbor that his lusus is not appropriate to bring to the office.↘️ ↗️YET HE CONTINUES TO DO IT.↗️ ↘️his insubordination is literally never punished.↘️ ↗️AND I AM CONSTANTLY, PHYSICALLY REPRIMANDED FOR HIS DISGUSTING LACK OF TACT.↗️ ↘️"it is in poor form to make fun of someone's custodian, mister aiaray."↘️ ↗️I AM JUST TIRED OF PRETENDING LIKE EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE TAPEWORMFATHER.↗️
#fishingfriday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c51931b9c6ff.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, fish on, rankmaid-sensei, archive rating: G)
@STARPOWER @GUTSYGUMSHOE [CLOSE-UP. HANDHELD ANGLE, LIKELY ON A PALMHUSK. DARK ROOM. AUSTERE LACK OF EMBELLISHMENT. FLICKERING, EMERGENCY-LIGHT RED ILLUMINATES HIS FACE.] ATTENTION, WORTHLESS SHOWRUNNER. THIS IS KARKAT VANTAS SPEAKING. FIRST OF ALL, FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU FOR FORCING ME TO GLAZE MYSELF IN NOT ONLY A PRIVATE, ONE-TO-ONE MEDIUM, BUT IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE CHITTR BODY AT LARGE AS A PREREQUISITE TO BEING ON THIS ALREADY INSIPID BARKBEAST SHOW OF A PROGRAM. I'M GOING TO ENSURE THAT MY AUDITION IS NOTHING SHORT OF PAN-STRIPPINGLY, BULB-FRYINGLY LONG BEYOND ALL POSSIBILITY OF TRUNCATION IN ORDER TO ENSURE THAT AS FEW PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF THE SHOWRUNNER STAFF BOTHER TO GIVE IT A PASSING GLANCE AS ONE GIGANTIC, FLAMING MIDDLE FINGER TO YOU AND THIS FUCKED UP TEMPLE TO DEVILRY YOU'VE ERECTED IN THE TOWN SQUARE OF THIS FUCK-AWFUL ONLINE PLATFORM. FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR. FUCK YOU AND YOUR COIFFED TRESSES AND YOUR GLINTING TEETH AND YOUR SPRAY-GRAYED, CHEMICAL-BASTED, OVER-INSURED EXPRESSION PLATE, CHRYSS MCLEAN. UGH. TO ANSWER YOUR FIRST QUESTION AND ALL OTHERS, I'M GOING TO CANNIBALIZE THINGS THAT *OTHER* TROLLS HAVE SAID ABOUT ME INTO A GROTESQUE HODGE-PODGE OF A SELF-DESCRIPTION THAT PUTS ME AT LEAST *ONE* LAYER OF REMOVAL AWAY FROM BLOWING A THUNDERCLOUD OF RIP-ROARING SMOKE UP MY CHUTE. BEING FUNNY ISN'T A SPECIAL TALENT. NEITHER IS BEING SMARTER THAN THE MAJORITY OF THE DROOLING, SPONGE-ROTTED CHITTRLINGS WHO ARE LIKELY ALREADY ENTERING THIS TELEVISED CULLSPORT. THE FACT THAT I'M CAPABLE OF POSTING THE OCCASIONAL ORIGINAL IMAGE OR PHOTO IS A STEP ABOVE IN MY OPINION, BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THAT, REALLY. EVEN MY STORIED HISTORY AS A RADICAL LEADER WHO CAN RALLY A YOWLING HORDE OF BELLIGERENT, SHITHIVE MISENTHROPES AND GET THEM TO WORK AS A COHESIVE TEAM IS CHUMP FUCKING CHANGE AROUND THESE PARTS. AND IN THE END, IN THIS POLITICAL CLIMATE, HEMOANONYMITY IS A CAEGAR A CENTILLION. I DO NOT HAVE A QUALITY THAT IS GOING TO "DAZZLE" YOU. BUT I CAN LIFT UP YOUR OTHER CHUTE-KISSING GLAMOUR DIVAS BY COMPARISON. I EXCEL IN ONE THING: BEEFING IT. MY LUCK AND ITS TIMELINE-UBIQUITOUS ABSENCE IS NOTHING SHORT OF *LEGENDARY.* I TAKE *ONE* STEP OUTSIDE MY HIVE AND SOMEHOW WAKE UP ON A BEACH WITH A MOUTHFUL OF BLOOD, SAND, AND GLENFIDDICH. I GO ON *ONE* FISHING TRIP AND I'M IN THE DIGESTION SAC OF A WHALE FOR FIVE AND A HALF DAYS AND WASH UP ON THE SHORE OF EARTH-CJUANA. I STAY AT *ONE* CUPE AND CONSUMABLES, AND THE NEXT MORNING, I'M SIX BOTTLES OF TROLLQUILA DEEP AND THERE'S A LOADED GUN IN MY SYLLADEX BEING POINTED AT A CARAPICIAN CARTEL LEADER WHO'S TRYING TO TAKE MY TYPESTUBS OFF WITH THE BIGGEST KNIFE I'VE EVER SEEN. AND TO BE CLEAR. THEY. WILL NOT. GROW BACK. IN OTHER WORDS — I FUCKING SUCK. BUT I SUCK IN A WAY THAT WILL MAKE EVERY SINGLE OTHER NOOK-CHAFING, FUCKMAGGOT-RIDDLED SYCOPHANT ON YOUR SHOW LOOK LIKE A ROCK STAR. AND *IF* I SOMEHOW MANAGE TO PRATFALL MY RIDICULOUS, BLEEDING STRUTPODS ALL THE WAY TO THE FINISH LINE BY TOTAL COINCIDENCE, IT'S PROBABLY GOING TO TURN YOUR AUDIENCE INTO A MUSHROOM CLOUD. ALL PUBLICITY IS GOOD PUBLICITY. OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS YOU BELIEVE. LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY. REMEMBER GLENNH FROM "A CATACLYSMIC PLAGUE CAUSES DAYWALKING, SHAMBLING HORDES OF GNAWING UNDEAD TO SPREAD ACROSS THE NATION WHILE A RAGTAG TEAM OF MORALLY GRAY SURVIVORS LED BY A WELL-INTENTIONED LAW ENFORCERADICATOR AND A GRIMY, YET SEXY COUNTRY BOY WITH A CROSSBOW EKE OUT A LIVING IN THE RUINS OF THE FALLEN WORLD, AND ALSO THE DEAD ARE, IN FACT, WALKING?" THAT'S ME. I'M HIM. BUT I'M FUNNIER. AS FOR SOME KIND OF PATHOS STATEMENT ABOUT WHY YOU SHOULD PICK ME OUT OF THE NO-DOUBT FUCKTILLION OTHER CONTESTANT AUDITIONS YOU'VE HAD STUFFED INTO YOUR MAIL CANISTER, I PROBABLY DON'T HAVE A BETTER REASON FOR THAT, EITHER. THERE'S PROBABLY A TROLL ENTERING THIS COMPETITION WHO IS A GENUINE PUMP-WRENCHING TRAGEDY WITH AN INTERNET CONNECTION AND A DREAM, WHOSE WEARY TALE OF WOE WOULD MOVE EVEN MY DESSICATED PITY DUCTS TO TEARS. THERE ARE A MILLION BETTER REASONS I COULD THINK TO OFFER SOME OTHER OBSEQUIOUS, WHIMPERING WORM ON THE PLATFORM A SHOT AT THE SACCHARINE, COMMERCIALIZED PREMIUM PACKAGE OF DIVINE BENEDICTION™, NOW ON SALE AT CROCKERCORP. PEOPLE WHO NEED POWER. OR PEOPLE WHO ALREADY HAVE POWER, AND WANT MORE. PEOPLE WHO WOULD USE THAT POWER FOR GOOD. OR FOR BAD. WHICH IS SOMETHING I WOULD TRY MY DAMNDEST TO HINDER, AS LONG AS I'VE GOT THE GLOBES FOR IT. BUT WHO THE FUCK AM I KIDDING? I KNOW FULLY WELL THAT IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS, I AM A CATEGORICALLY POWERLESS PERSON. PEOPLE LIKE ME, BY OUR VERY DEFINITION, TEND *NOT* TO BE THE ONES HOLDING POWER. WE'RE THE ONES WHO DISDAIN THE GAME AND REFUSE TO PLAY, AND IN DOING SO ULTIMATELY LOSE BY FORFEIT. AND IN THE END, THAT HELPS A LOUD, RESOUNDING, ABSOLUTELY FUCKING *NO ONE.* JANE IS THE CEO OF CROCKERCORP. FEFERI IS THE FUCKING EMPRESS, NOW. MORE THAN HALF OF ALL THE FLYING ASSHOLES I REGULARLY CHIT WITH ARE GODLY, IMMORTAL, LIMP-FRONDED STOOGES WHO HAVE ALREADY BUMBLED THEIR SORRY CHUTES INTO *ULTIMATE POWER.* ALL OF THE MOVERS AND SHAKERS ON THE CHESSBOARD ALREADY HAVE WHAT THEY NEED TO PLAY. BUT DESPITE BEING ONE OF THE "CREATORS," AS WE'VE SO HUMBLY TAKEN TO EVIDENTLY CALLING OURSELVES, I DON'T. I'M JUST A REGULAR, RUN-OF-THE-PULPMILL ASSHOLE. I'M NOT A PLAYER ON THE BOARD. BUT AFTER ALL THESE SWEEPS, I'M WILLING TO BE. SO I'VE DECIDED, "FUCK IT." I'M WILLING TO PLAY YOUR GAME. I'M WILLING TO PLAY BY YOUR ASININE, SCHOOLHIVE, TAINT-CHAFING, DICKWORM-RUMPUS RULES IN FRONT OF A AN AUDIENCE POPULATED BY THE WHOLE CONCEIVABLE MULTIVERSE OF PARADOX SPACE FOR THE CHANCE TO ROLL THE DICE AND SEE IF THIS TIME, THIS *FUCKING* TIME, IT'S THE LITTLE GUY WHO ENDS UP WITH THE POWER TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT. I'M WILLING TO COMMIT SO MUCH THAT IF IT MEANS THE RIGHT PERSON MIGHT WIN? I'M WILLING TO LOSE. AND MAYBE IN DOING SO, SOMEHOW ANOTHER BLITHERING IDIOT MIGHT LIFT ME UP, ANYWAY. IF I WIN, I'M DOING THIS FOR EVERYONE WHO DIDN'T MAKE IT. BIG AND SMALL. IF I WIN, I'M FINISHING WHAT MY SANCTIMONIOUS BULLSHIT BLOODLINE STARTED. IF I WIN, WE ALL WIN. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT A *LEADER* IS FOR. AND SO, ONCE MORE, WITH FEELING. FUCK YOU. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/34FDBD94636E.GIF #TOTALDRAMAISLAND
↘️watch this space. @bulgeCurator ↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4f63a3066609.jpg ↗️
@consequentlyOblique Clearly this application was a joke, and not even an original one. You've effectively showed up late to an interview holding an iced energy sludge, and asked to be made CEO. Despite that, and because we are so kind and magnanimous, we've decided to offer you a position anyway: Intern (unpaid) #MCApplications https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4b07e963d146.png - MC Oleana
First 0f all whats y0ur pr0blem with gh0sts weird0 Sec0nd 0f all it is abs0lutely n0t w0rking
well put this on the other one #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d43ec14e6855.png
AHEM. I may circulate this post for the afternoon and evening crowds again, so don't be surprised if you see a repost. Here are the details for the next season of TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL. Our roster will include: - Twelve trolls, rust through violet castes. Two will be permitted to enter as hemoanonymous. - Four carapacians. - Eight human beings. - Two wildcards. Sprites, cherubs, and species otherwise not listed here. The grand prize for winning will be a fast track to sleazy tabloid fame, a small fortune, and *one* favor of your choice granted by myself. TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL will be sponsored by Crockercorp and air exclusively on the Bettybroadcast Worldwide network (BBW). You have until May 1st to get your auditions in, at which point we will announce the final cast! We will begin live broadcasting on May 11. Please *Read* and fill out the attached form to audition. https://forms.gle/4LzUEzdjbB3ijuqD8 #totaldramaisland
I feared that after our last intern culling campaign, our workforce was starting to look a little goonless. But I'm pleased to say that thanks to a successful round of hiring, we are now gooning relentlessly. #GoonMaXXing - MC Oleana
@assistMint Wow. Alright. Ahem. This application is very.. thorough, and your qualifications seem more than sufficient. I'm not sure why we let you go in the first place, to be quite honest. Maybe I should look into that. But regardless, we would like to offer you a new position. Specifically... Office Fool. EDIT: Sorry, clerical error. The position on offer is actually... Scheduellist's Assistyrant and Latte Monger. #MCApplications https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b5191ecb1d12.png - MC Oleana
↘️the reviews of my physically capable and more culinarily entrenched superiors are in.↘️ ↗️AND THEY ARE↗️ ↘️somehow↘️ ↗️ALL POSITIVE.↗️ ↘️i am not even going to lie, i literally do not know how this happened.↘️ ↗️TYPICALLY, MICROWAVING MY OBLONG MEAT PRODUCT SO THAT IT IS A LITTLE BIT TENDER WHEN I LATHE THE ROUNDED END INTO A PREPARED SLUDGEPUDDLE OF YOGHURT ELICITS NEGATIVE REACTIONS FROM MY FELLOW OFFICE STAFF.↗️ ↘️their expletives thrown in tandem with their whips.↘️ ↗️THERE IS NO ACCOUNTING FOR GOOD TASTE.↗️ ↘️i am just pleased to be of likeminded individuals on #angelsnutritionblock.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2bbf6126c2b0.png ↗️
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/841f673ade6e.png is dirk safe is he alright
@caligulasAquarium YXU ASTXUND ME, YXU KNXW THAT? TX THINK THAT SXMEXNE WITH SUCH A PERFECTLY SMXXTH THINKPAN EXISTS. NXNETHELESS CAN FUNCTIXN JUST WELL ENXUGH TX FILL XUT A DIGITAL FXRM. IT'S HXNESTLY BXTH A MEDICAL MARVEL AND A CRUEL PRANK XF NATURE. THIS IS A JXB APPLICATIXN. FXR BUSINESS PRXFESSIXNALS. NXT A QUADRANTS APP FXR LXNELY SEADWELLERS WITH TXX MUCH FREE TIME AND AN UNWARRANTED SENSE XF SELF-IMPXRTANCE, TX FIND A MESSY HXXKUP. THE XNLY REASXN I'M EVEN DIGNIFYING THIS "APPLICATIXN" WITH A RESPXNSE IS TX SHXW YXU THAT ACTIXNS HAVE CXNSEQUENCES. MAYBE IF I RUB YXUR SNIFF NUB IN IT LIKE A MISBEHAVING BARKBEAST, YXU'LL FINALLY LEARN YXUR LESSXN. BUT YXU WXULD PRXBABLY LIKE THAT TXX, WXULDN'T YXU? YXU'RE SICK. DX YXU KNXW WHAT JXB I'D GIVE YXU? FLACCISTANT WHIPPINGBXY XF THE WALKING INTX TRAFFIC DEPARTMENT. MAYBE THEN YXU'D FINALLY DX SXMETHING WXRTHWHILE. HXNESTLY, I'D LXVE TX SEE YXU IN THE XFFICE. JUST TRY AND SHXW UP TX MY WXRKPLACE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. I DARE YXU. #NSFW BECAUSE YXU'RE NXT SAFE ANYWHERE NEAR MY WXRK, YXU REPRXBATE. #MCApplications https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6d3ab56b3e42.png - MC Oleana
@bulgeCurator You honestly disgust me, and I would prefer for you to stay at least 100 strut pods away from me at all times. ...But your aptitude for divination shows some promise. This is why we have decided to offer you the position of... Fidusucker Proboscis Inspector. #NSFW, probably. #MCApplications https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/22b6e6e206fa.png - MC Oleana
REMEMBER CAMPERRRRRS! THERE WILL BE *REAL* CELEBRITY GUESTS HOSTING SOME OF THE CHALLENGES ON THIS SEASON OF #TOTALDRAMAISLAND #TOTALDRAMAISLANDINTERDIMENSIONAL! SO EVEN IF YOU LOSE, YOU MIGHT GET YOUR FIFTEEN SECONDS OF FAME BY RUBBING ELBOWS WITH A BONAFIDE CELEB! SO TAAAAAKE THE LEAP! SEND IN YOUR AUDITION TAPES TODAY! DETAILS IN MY PINNED CHIT!
hi everyone! this is an OOC intro for Gideon, which i'm starting to feel like is necessary to clarify things. !!! THIS PROFILE WILL CONTAIN RELIGION-BASED COERCION, EXTREME INTERPRETATIONS OF RELIGION, CULT-LIKE BEHAVIOR, DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR, AND POSSIBLE HEAVY TOPICS SUCH AS #GORE, #NSFW AND #ENSFW. if some or all of this is something that will make you uncomfortable, PLEASE feel free to block me! i won't mind! if possible, i ask you let me know if you intend to so i can block you as well. i don't want to accidentally interact with your posts as i prioritize the safety of others. !!! NEEDLESS TO SAY, I DON'T CONDONE GIDEON'S ACTIONS NOR BELIEFS. my guy here is based heavily on the past and present religious themes of my life, and while i have history of these topics, i advise that people who have a strong sense of faith to also steer clear. i cannot promise that my interpretation of religion ( especially christianity ) will be perfect, but that's kinda the point with someone who's borderline a cultist! !!! EVEN THOUGH IT'S A COMMON ( but not guaranteed ) THING TO BE IN THE CHRISTIAN RELIGION, GIDEON IS NOT HOMOPHOBIC OR TRANSPHOBIC AND HIS ACTIONS WILL NEVER REFLECT THAT. I WOULD PREFER IF YOU DIDN'T OPERATE OFF OF THE ASSUPTION THAT HE IS. Gideon Godlie as a character is secretive, and very-much-so a liar. there's so much about him that's feigned for the sake of power, so if you think you know something about him for certainty... you don't! it doesn't help that he can't be reasoned with. i welcome you to try and poke and prod at him to figure out what's hidden beneath the many layers of holiness. thank you for reading!
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-TRANSCRIBED BY IMPERIAL HAL DRONE CLASS: PONYRIDER- #CanItRunHAL: Barely. #WatchThisSpace. Alternian tech is a few universes too dated for my tastes. Traded most of my processing power for legs. Not remotely worth it. #LessonsLearned. Piss-poor cybersecurity on these things. You might as well have left a steaming pie out on the windowsill.
WE R GONNA DRESS UP LIKE WIZARDS W/ GUNS..... TOGETHER! <3 :D
@obliqueDetourer https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0046055a3877.gif
FLARP costume on the floor (Uh) (Ooh) Take it off for me, for me, for me, for me nowwww, girllllll - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
I would hardly consider this a serious application, seeing as no proper contact information was given. ...I'm afraid the position is already filled. #MCApplications https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/477e387c60cb.png - MC Oleana
Twilight. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fc3814af138a.PNG
and its gonna fuckin stay band. our cullers are top fuckin' notc)(; none of t)(is ridiculous t)(eatrical pansy s)(it. we KILL and ----EAT.
If you find these posts overwhelming, may I suggest you cease munching shrimps with the wimps and sample some lobster with the monster?
Some of you perverted reprobates ought to have your physical addresses reclassified as Superfund sites. I shudder to imagine what encrustation of bodily material hazards your F-ing dwellings. No, hold on. My moment in the seer's hood. I'm receiving a vision. Mmhmm. Yes. :| Some of you have stalactites hanging over your computer desks. I shan't say what of. #NSFW #NSFWE at this point.
Are YOU excited for #TotalDramaIslandInterdimensional?
ALLLLLRIGHT CAMPERRRRRS! ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY, ANOTHER CHANCE TO BE FAAAAAMOUS! IF YOU WANT TO BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF #TOTALDRAMAISLAND, MAKE SURE YOU CHECK OUT MY PINNED COMMENT AND GET THOSE AUDITIONS ROLLLLLING IN! YOU HAVE UNTIL MAY FIRST!
࣪⊹₊˚{ STUPID MOUTHBREATHING CLOWNS!!!! }*____*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
↗️I HAVE A HONED, INTERNAL CLOCKING SYSTEM TO AWAKE ME FOR MY NEXT SHIFT.↗️ ↘️the breaks i get between my (patent pending) 9-5-9 are sparse and rarely taken, but nevertheless necessary to maintain my baseline biological functions.↘️ ↗️BEFORE ONE OF MY MANY DETRACTORS APPEARS FROM THE PROVERBIAL WOOD TO INFORM ME THAT I AM SLACKING ON THE JOB BY INDULGING IN THESE BRIEF POWER SLUMBERS, PLEASE DENOTE THAT I AM LITERALLY WAY MORE EMPLOYED THAN YOU, AND THUSLY INVALIDATING YOUR CLAIM.↗️ ↘️you genuinely cannot even fathom my grindset.↘️ ↗️I ALWAYS AWAKE A PRECISE HALF BLINK BEFORE I AM SUPPOSED TO FULLY AWAKEN.↗️ ↘️i lay under my workplatform in my portacupe™️*↘️ ↗️(THE ONE AND ALSO ONLY PRODUCT TO TRUST WITH YOUR OVERLIGHT STAYCATION NEEDS, WITH PATENTED SLIME CONTAINING UNITS FOR A NO-MESS SHEDDING.) ↘️and await the ringing of my alarm to fully begin my night.↘️ ↗️AND I AM ASSURED, IT IS ALWAYS GOING TO BE A GOOD ONE.↗️ ↘️even though i have sparsely slumbered.↘️ ↗️I DO NOT EVEN DESERVE A FULL EIGHT HOURS OF REST.↗️
Welcome to the royal court, bro. Let's get you on some godly tailoring.
↘️for a moment, i was so completely consumed in my interpersonal drama and instances in #wrothebaiting↘️ ↗️THAT I COMPLETELY FORGOT THE THING I AM LIVING FOR CONTINUES TO PERSIST ON THE WEBSITE, A BREATHING TESTAMENT TO NEVER SUBMIT TO YOUR LESSERS↗️ ↘️or bow to the inferior chidings of some↘️ ↘️some↘️ ↗️HALFGROWN CHUD*.↗️ ↘️*contrarian, helpless, useless, dipshit.↘️ ↗️I HAVE TAKEN THE TIME NECESSARY TO REORIENT MY WORLDVIEW AND HAVE COME BACK WITH A PROPER ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF YOUR NEW OUTFIT, WHICH CANNOT POSSIBLY BE SUMMARIZED IN WORDS WITH ALL OF ITS REFINED GREATNESS.↗️ ↘️nevertheless, i will try.↘️ ↗️THE FLATTERING CUT OF YOUR TOO-SMALL SHIRT HAS REVEALED JUST ENOUGH REAL ESTATE TO ENTICE PROSPECTIVE BUYERS INTO CHECKING OUT THE MARKET, WITHOUT FULLY ECLIPSING AN AUDIENCE OF UNDERHANDEDLINGS.↗️ ↘️you have managed to walk a thin, fine line between showing too much and leaving it all to the imagination.↘️ ↗️AN ACT OF PROFESSIONALISM SO PROFOUND THAT IT IS SHAKING MY TYPESTUMPS AS I WRITE THESE WORDS.↗️ ↘️my pusher poured into your every crevice of understanding.↘️ ↗️MY EMOTIONAL RESPONSE TO THIS PICTURE UNLEASHED WITH EVERY NUDGE OF MY WORN-DOWN KEYS.↗️ ↘️corporate has had to replace three typeboards since you began posting selfies.↘️ ↗️I AM SIMPLY WEARING THROUGH THEM, WITH THE VERBOSITY YOU ELICIT FROM MY TREMBLING, WAVERING FORM.↗️ ↘️they are literally filing complaints but i am ignoring the pink slips stapled to my posturestrunk.↘️ ↗️TO CONTINUE LOOKING AT YOU.↗️ ↘️speaking of.↘️ ↗️YOUR WALKPROTECTOR BREECHES HAVE NEVER BEFORE SHOWN OFF THE FINE ANATOMY OF YOUR SHAPELY WALKSTEMS.↗️ ↘️calves obscured by miserable cloth, i know every intern gathered around the hydration cooler is speculating on the approximate width of your shins and muscular calves.↘️ ↗️I AM GANDERBULBING IT.↗️ ↘️twenty inches.↘️ ↗️WHEN FLEXED, OF COURSE.↗️ ↘️before it tapers into a lithe↘️ ↗️BUT STURDY↗️ ↘️strutpod connective joint.↘️ ↗️THE PRISTINE APPEARANCE OF YOUR ROYAL SLIPPER IS SO ENTICING THAT IT IS MAKING ME PREEMPTIVELY SQUIRM IN MY UNCOMFORTABLY SLICK STEPPERS.↗️ ↘️artificial of pleather and not near as godly and radiant as your own walkapparatuses, i am feeling so restricted within my worksquare.↘️ ↗️WITHIN MY EVERYTHING.↗️ ↘️my exoskeleton is suffocating me.↘️ ↗️YOUR NEW WINGS↗️ ↘️did not even know we could grow those, but hey, that is why you are in your ultimate molt and i am not even in my second skinning↘️ ↗️LITERALLY SO EMBARASSING FOR ME↗️ ↘️inspire a desperation for freedom i did not even know i had.↘️ ↗️BUT WILL NEVERTHELESS CONTINUE TO REPRESS FOR A GREAT MANY SERIES OF SWEEPS.↗️ ↘️i bask in awe at the status of your glitterdust trail.↘️ ↗️I TREMBLE IN THE MIGHT OF YOUR PERFECT, BEHOLDEN STATE.↗️ ↘️there is literally little more i can wish for, aside from ascending to a status of elite employment at your behest, my prongs curled tightly at the scalloped coattail of your godly garb↘️ ↗️MY MIND OPEN TO RECEIVE YOUR EVERY INSTRUCTION.↗️ ↘️my back prepared to receive the lashing of your purrbeast of nines, or some other blunt, intrusive object of interest↘️ ↗️IF I WERE TO FAIL TO REPORT BACK ON HOW SEVERELY EPIC AND LITERALLY AMAZING YOU ARE.↗️ ↘️hhough.↘️ ↗️YOU TRULY ARE A SUPERIOR.↗️ ↘️in every regard.↘️
wELL, yOU'RE WELCOME FOR THE IDEA, i GUESS,
What did you do.
TRUTH BE TOLD. I DID NOT THINK THIS WOULD GET PAST THE #BOSSMAN. AND THEN IT WAS TOO LATE TO WRIGGLE OUT. #YOULIVE #YOUNEVERLEARN
SNEAKING IN MY OUTFIT RATING BEFORE THE SYCOPHANT. 7/10. YOU LOSE A POINT FOR YOUR WHORISH AND ILL FITTING SLEEPRAGS. I WOULD GIVE THIS INITIAL POINT BACK. FOR THE WHORISH ASPECT. BUT THE TOP IS NOT CROPPED HIGH ENOUGH. TO CONFIRM THE PRESENCE OF RIB GILLS. HOWEVER. TWO MORE POINTS MUST BE DEDUCTED. ONE FOR EACH REPULSIVE WING. I HAVE TO GO. YOU CAN GET HOME. YOU'RE GOD NOW. FIGURE IT OUT.
concept: using your fingers to slowly spread their fin rays watching with curious eyes as they flutter nervously in response to your probing you lean in to drag your tongue across the soft interradial membrane of their earfin only to hear their breath hitching towards the stark difference between the warmth of your touch and the chill of their skin sitting in their lap as you roll your hips at an eager pace their head nods back to stare up at you with blown out pupils that were usually so stern and slitted their hands hold your hips tight claws that could tear you to pieces were you a beast in their waters so gentle as they skim upwards to draw over your ribs your eyes guiltily trail down to their neck to the gills that flutter there with each needy noise they allow slip past razorlined teeth youve memorized the feel of the sharp operculum that protects the sensitive and fragile piece of their throat gill rakers flashing with each gasp they make you cant help yourself you lean down to drag your tongue carefully over the shape of them the warmth of your saliva near such a delicate part causes their hips to thrust upwards against you from below claws pricking skin and teeth gritting "careful" they warn in a pathetic voice but it only makes your hips move faster (tags: Reader/Anonymous, seadweller, #rankworks, seadweller fetishization, #nsfw, finplay, gillplay, caste difference alluded to, no quads mentioned, flushcoded, archive rating: M)
Since concern has been raised about this, I feel the need to clarify. We do not use our company's intern program as "an eXcuse to abuse lowbloods." We at #MacroCullsmos are an equal-opportunity employer, and have interns on all stripes of the hemospectrum. Highbloods are not given any hiring preference, and must work their way up the corporate ladder, just as any other troll. When we deal out corporal punishment to our wretched and unworthy interns, it is equal-opportunity #violence. - MC Oleana
The #totaldramaisland auditions are ROLLING IN. We are pleased to report a BUMPER CROP of eligible candidates. Please continue to post your submissions and to tag myself and @starPower. ... I WISH you could read what I'm reading. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e01183f9898c.png
↘️his greed is literally disgusting to me.↘️ ↗️ANY KIND OF NUTRIENT OBJECT PLACED IN FRONT OF HIM, READILY CONSUMED WITHOUT QUESTION.↗️ ↘️his chewgrinders gnashing nigh incoherently, a vicious, mechanical deconstruction of any sustenanceloaf.↘️ ↗️DO NOT EVEN GET ME STARTED.↗️ ↘️dullboy the detested.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0f5794a9ac8d.jpg ↗️
IIIII HATE TO DO THIS, EMPRESS, BUT I JUST APPLIED FOR A PERMANENT EARTH-C VISA! ALLLLL DUE RESPECT, BUT TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND IS NOW AN OFFICIAL EARTH-C CORPORATION. PERIOD!
HERE ARE THE DETAILS FOR THE NEXT SEASON OF TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAAAAAND!!!!! OUR ROSTER WILL INCLUDE: - TWELVE TROLLS, RUST-VIOLET CASTES. TWO OF YOU WILL BE ALLOWED TO ENTER AS HEMOANONYMOUS, BUT BE WARNED, WE WILL NOOOOOT CENSOR IT IF YOU START BLEEDING OR RELEASING OTHER FLUIDS ON LIIIIIVE TV. - TWO PROSPITANS AND TWO DERSITES, PREFERABLY AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE MAFIA DUDES, BUT I WILL CONSIDER EVERYONE. - EIIIIIGHT OF THOSE HUMAN THANGS. I DON'T KNOW YOUR BLOOD COLORS SO DON'T TELL ME, YOU ARE ALL PERSONALITY HIRES. - TWO WILDCARDS, BECAUSE THERE ARE SOME FREEEEEAKY ASS ALIENS ON HERE I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. GOD TIER/IMMORTAL/ETC. APPLICANTS WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. SORRY FOLKS, NO DIVINITY ALLOWED HERE! THE GRAND PRIZE FOR WINNING WILL BE A FAST TRACK TO SLEEEEEAZY TABLOID FAME, A SMALL FORTUNE, AND *ONE* FAVOR OF YOUR CHOICE GRANTED BY @GUTSYGUMSHOE WITH EITHER HER INCREDIBLE GODLIKE POWERS OR HER INFINITE CAPITALISTIC REACH. THIS SEASON WILL TAKE PLACE ON THE AQUARIUS ISLANDS, THE FORMER SITE OF #ERIDANWEEK, COMPLEEEEETELY RENOVATED INTO A STUNNING SUMMER CAMP-ESQUE SETTING. DON'T WORRY, THE CHALLENGES ARE TOOOOOTALLY SAFE! WE HAD TONS OF CROCKERCORP INTERNS TEST THEM OUT, AND OOOOONLY A FEW OF THEM PERMADIED! ON THAT TOPIC, THIS SEASON OF STUUUUUNNING TELEVISION WILL BE SPONSORED BY CROCKERCORP, AIRING EXCLUSIVELY ON THE BETTYBROADCAST WORLDWIDE NETWORK (BBW). THIS IS WHAT ALLOWS US TO HOST THE FIRST! EVER! INTEEEEERDIMENSIONAL SEASON OF #TOTALDRAMAISLAND. YOU HAVE UNTIL MAY 1ST TO GET YOUR AUDITIONS IN, AT WHICH POINT WE WILL ANNOUNCE THE FINAL CAST! WE WILL BEGIN LIVE BROADCASTING ON MAY 11TH! PLEASE *READ* AND FILL OUT THE ATTACHED FORM TO GET YOUR STRUTPOD IN THE DOOR AND SECURE YOUR POTENTIAL PLACE IN TELEVISION HISTORY! DISCLAIMER: WE MAKE NO PROMISES THAT ANYONE WHO SOMEHOW PERISHES DURING THE FILMING WILL BE REVIVED. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/4LZUEZDJBB3IJUQD8
I HAD NOT SEEN YOUR PERFORMANCE AT #RUMBLENIGHT. UNTIL THIS VERY MOMENT. I DON’T KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS THE RENEWED LEVEL OF ADMIRATION. I HAVE FOR YOUR CRAFT. THE WAR IS NOT OVER. BUT WE ARE IN A NEW STAGE. MUTUALLY PULLING OUR PUNCHES. FOR THE SAKE OF PROLONGING THE TENSION. #BATTLE #STRATEGY #TACTICS #COLDWAR
There exists a singular ailment BEYOND my abilities as a healer to remedy alone. It's called Baby Fever, and it has only one cure.
↘️we are going to be popping the biggest bottles when mister evidet wins matesprit island.↘️ ↗️I AM BOLSTERED INTO MY SITPLANE, I AM SPARSELY ABLE TO CONTAIN MYSELF AT MY WORK PLATFORM, I AM TREMBLING AT THE NOTION THAT HE IS GOING TO GO NUB TO NUB WITH THE FOREMOST INFERIORS OF ROMANCE AND PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION.↗️ ↘️it is going to be absolute carnage, when he is on the screen.↘️ ↗️HE IS GOING TO BE DROPPING FAMOUS QUOTES AND INSPIRATIONAL DIALOGS SO PRISTINE THAT IT IS GOING TO SCRUB THE DOUBT FROM ANY SOFT THINKSPONGE AVAILABLE.↗️ ↘️they are going to clamor for a chance to join his interpersonal rankings.↘️ ↗️I WOULD NOT BE SURPRISED IF HE WALKED AWAY FROM THIS ENDEAVOR WITH A FEW NEW SECRETARIES, WHO WILL BOW AT HIS WHIM AND ALSO CONGRATULATE HIM INFINITELY FOR HIS SUPERIOR EFFORTS IN BUSINESSENSE.↗️ ↘️there will never be a ceo capable of rivaling him again.↘️ ↗️MISTER CALDER OF "SIDE LINE" ENTERTAINMENT EXCLUDED.↗️ ↘️i have a thousand caegars bet on his victory.↘️ ↗️SO HYPED.↗️
↗️THINGS ARE GOING TO BE TRENDING UPWARDS IN THE MARKETS.↗️ ↘️aw yus.↘️ ↗️WE ARE GOING TO BE POPPING THE BIGGEST BOTTLES WHEN HER IMPERIAL DECREE IS INSTALLED.↗️ ↘️i am eagerly awaiting my opportunities for abject devotion and also the future of markendeavors.↘️
FIRST ROYAL D-ECR-E-E OF )(-ER IN-EVITABL-E COMMUNION, -EMPR-ESS F-EF-ERI P-EIX-ES By t)(e aut)(ority of t)(e t)(rone and under t)(e endless gaze of Alternia’s sacred seas, I issue my first decree as -Empress. Let it be known across every )(ive, trenc)(, battles)(ip, and imperial corridor t)(at loyalty to t)(e crown is no longer to be measured solely t)(roug)( fear. Fear is easy. Any brute wit)( a weapon can inspire fear. I require devotion. From t)(is moment onward, all members of t)(e imperial court, military officials, and noble )(ouses seaking favor beneat)( t)(e t)(rone must present t)(emselves openly and swear personal allegiance before t)(e -Empress )(erself. No more )(idden knives be)(ind re)(earsed smiles. No more )(ollow obedience offered only out of survival. If you serve me, you will say so proudly. If you disobey me, you will fall in line. Furt)(ermore, t)(e needless execution of lowblood subjects for minor insolence, entertainment, or decorative punis)(ment is to be reduced under crown scrutiny. Cullings will remain a necessity of Alternian order, but wastefulness weakens t)(e empire. A living worker is often more useful t)(an a dead one staining palace tiles. Do not mistake mercy for softness. I did not ascend t)(is t)(rone by being weak. T)(e former -Empress rotted in silence w)(ile t)(e empire )(eld its breat)( around )(er sleeping corpse. I ended t)(at silence. I claimed t)(e future wit)( my own )(ands. Now Alternia belongs to a new tide. Serve well, and you may flouris)( beneat)( it. Resist, and t)(e sea will take you. 38D
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↗️LITERALLY "MOTHER".↗️
Straight to the bottom of the bathtub with that one!
↗️OH MY GOD.↗️ ↘️oh my god.↘️ ↗️THERE ARE SO MANY HYPE MOMENTS.↗️ ↘️and aura↘️ ↗️CONTAINED WITHIN THIS ONE IMAGE.↗️ ↘️i am going to need to print this off and hang it on the inner wall of my worksquare.↘️ ↗️I CANNOT BEAR TO REMOVE MY BULBS FROM IT.↗️
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I don't like to brag, but I do think I might be "empire mogging" right now. #Girlbossing #ForTHE #Girlboss - MC Oleana
WE GOTTA NUMBER 1 VICTORY ROYALE YEA ERIDAN WE BOUT 2 GET DOWN (GET DOWWN)
↗️WHEN I AM ENGAGING IN THE MOST BASE LEVEL, DROLLING CONVERSATION WITH MY LESSER↗️ ↘️corporate rival, @assistMint ↘️ ↗️I AM REMINDED OF A PARTICULAR SCENE, FROM A FILM I HAVE NOT WATCHED, NOR SEEK TO WATCH.↗️ ↘️as it would consume a large majority of my 9-5-9 office hours.↘️ ↗️HE, HOWEVER, SEEMS CONTENTED TO QUANDER HIS NIGHT ON MENIAL TASKS.↗️ ↘️see below.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4fc6c276a27d.jpg ↗️
Yep, the leaks were true https://File.garden/ZVZdv8PdJFNCIihT/Eridan.png
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https://i.ibb.co/5W8S6hHs/image.png Please, Big Brother was my father. Call me Big Bro. @timaeusTestified#0414
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/01UAIK.PNG SHE WASN'T KIDDING WHEN SHE SAID "FUCK IT W-----E BALL!!!!" @CORONATECRUELTY I WASN'T PREPARED LIKE SHE WAS FOR A QUICK 1 ON 1 SESH OF B-BALL.. THESE OLD BONES WEREN'T MADE TO DUNK.
↗️IT IS "MII".↗️ ↘️which is just a stylized way of saying "me", for the uninitiated.↘️ ↗️I AM NOT ONE FOR PLAYING GAMES, BUT THOUGHTLESSLY SHILLING THE ENTIRETY OF MY MINISCULE PAYCHEQUE TO A MEGACORPORATION OF ENTERTAINMENT IS ENOUGH TO SPUR ME TOWARDS THIS INVESTMENT.↗️ ↘️please behold.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fb58b5c89fc4.jpg ↗️
I keep seaing landdwellers attempting to “translate” glubposting like it is some kind of decorative typing quirk instead of w)(at it actually is. W)(ic)( is adorable, by t)(e way. Please continue. You must understand, glub is not simply replacing words wit)( ocean puns and calling it a day. If it were t)(at easy, every rustblood wit)( a dictionary and too muc)( confidence would be capable of reproducing it properly. T)(ey are not. Glub is cadence. Implication. Pressure. -Emotional undertow. A conversational current carried beneat)( t)(e literal meaning of t)(e words t)(emselves. Two seadwellers can )(old an entire second conversation beneat)( t)(e visible one wit)(out a single outsider noticing. Tone s)(ifts. Repetition. Intentional misuse of aquatic terminology. Placement of symbols. Timing. A single “glub” can mean reassurance, mockery, t)(reat, flirtation, mourning, or a declaration of dominance depending entirely on context and psyc)(ic projection. And Y-ES, before anyone asks, projection matters. People forget t)(at our kind did not claw our way to t)(e top of t)(e )(emospectrum t)(roug)( pretty fins and dramatic capes alone. Seadwellers once possessed a psionic repertoire vast enoug)( to drown civilizations in silence. Or so t)(e oldest stories claim. T)(en )(istory c)(anged. T)(e useful gifts were cultivated elsew)(ere. Culling became specialization. T)(e lowblood castes in)(erited and refined abilities t)(at once belonged to t)(e dept)(s t)(emselves w)(ile our own powers narrowed into somet)(ing subtler. Stranger. W)(at remained was glub. A language s)(aped as muc)( by instinctive psyc)(ic bleed as spoken communication. )(alf verbal exc)(ange. )(alf emotional tide. T)(e last relic of somet)(ing enormous. Or maybe t)(at is just imperial romanticism. 38) Maybe we just really like fis)( jokes and making everyone else uncomfortable. Difficult to say. Regardless, if you ever sea two seadwellers speaking and suddenly realize you cannot quite tell w)(et)(er t)(ey are t)(reatening eac)( ot)(er, flirting, discussing politics, or planning a massacre? Congratulations. You are finally beginning to understand glub. 38D
PRO TIP: ORDER A BOTTLE WITH NO SALT SO THEY HAVE TO MAKE A FRESH BATCH.
↘️i can literally only dream of smelling like this.↘️ ↗️I AM GOING TO BREAK INTO MY ACID-RAINY NIGHT FUND AND SCRAPE THE BOTTOM OF MY COFFERS TO SUPPORT THIS ENDEAVOR IN SCENTGRINDING AND SIGNATUREMAXXING.↗️ ↘️the brand integrity is about to be rock solid and absolute.↘️ ↗️I AM SO EXCITED.↗️ ↘️i am going to smell this every night.↘️
We had to kill SO many whales to curate the correct blend of ambergris.
And by "we," I mean Eridan.
Obviously we're workshopping a #SignatureScent for @caligulasAquarium. I believe we're nearing the final result. Give him a sniff if you ever have the chance. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2563b639e71b.png
Just poured sodium into my energy sludge instead of sugar. #Girlboss #FML - MC Oleana
NOBODY THROWS ME ON MY ASS. BuT MY OWN ACTuAL. ENTIRE ASS. HAVING SAID THAT. WHICH DIRECTION DO YOu EVEN POINT THIS FuCKING THING. NEVER MIND. I WILL FIGuRE IT OuT. IF YOu COuLD. HOW DIFFICuLT COuLD IT BE.
My #SignatureScent is not a fragrance which can be purchased "off the rack," as it were. It is olfactory couture, and the formula is proprietary. You would know it instantly if you smelled it, but recreating the exact proportions is impossible. It is like the formula for Coca-Cola that way! It has been engineered- shall we say maximized?- for the precise balance between the natural pH of my skin and the underlying chemical signals. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a2e25cb205f3.png
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/XT3X7PFJ/IMAGE.PNG ATTENTION @CALIBORN. FOR THE GLORY OF THE ANGEL OF DOUBLE DEATH. I HAVE SECURED YOUR LEGENDARY PIECE OF SHIT. FROM MY LEGENDARY PIECE OF SHIT. 📸: @CALIGULASAQUARIUM
wwell noww ii don"t wwant to..
https://i.ibb.co/nMj56LxX/image.png #Murder #Suicide #DirkOnDirkViolence #FishingFriday @timaeusTestified#0414
#FishingFriday @technicallyTimaeus https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4c4e360d8614.png #suicide (mention)
↘️you are doing what.↘️
I'm compatible with all modern smart homes. Try saying something like, "HALexa, play 'The Hand That Feeds' on Spotify." Unless we're not on speaking terms. Then you're SOL.
◌ #ManifestDestiny "Take what you need, do what you should, and you will get what you want." ⧂
#LetJaneSmellTheCaverns #ForScience Get it trending.
Behold the simulacrum of a dying artificial cerebrum. Generated by HAL moments before I poured an entire Ultra Sunrise Monster on his RAID drives. @technicallyTimaeus @golgothasTerror https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/642e5a16bac2.png
↗️THE STRONGEST BOND ANY TWO TROLLS CAN HAVE IS NOT A QUADRANT.↗️ ↘️nor is it a warrior's bond.↘️ ↗️IT IS↗️ ↘️a joint account at a financial institution.↘️
↗️A SIGN?↗️ ↘️yes.↘️ ↗️I HAVE 17 OF THEM.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4c0b37e544f3.jpg ↘️
concept: the long goodbye (part 1) i have known you for so long once loved once pitied once full of hate and not once had a soul to help mediate but i always knew one thing about you that i always loved you i want to peel back your layers and learn everything about you i take off your masks as something courses through my blood then i am born anew left to wonder; do you feel this warmth too? we all have a face we hide away forever. and im so desperate to see the face that is new nothing i can do im so helpless and i need to understand you but when i look down at my hands i realize none of these faces i recognize but still my love burns so bright and only by letting go of those masks can i see the real you in my sight and in that moment i felt a tear cross my eye to the person i loved i must say goodbye but the cycle can be renewed so i can now fall in love and understand the new you and i still wonder; did you ever feel this warmth too? (tags: #rankbait, firstperson, tragic love, loss, flushfic, palefic, pitchfic, ashenfic, yearning, fluff, archive rating: G)
Fatastics news althgiuh it ius true my vehiclke waas ramemed by a woudkl b e assassdin I beleive Iahave escaped the incivdenrt weith minor if not rnegligibel injurie.s #safes
Extremely loud incorrect buzzer.
Who would commission this.
↗️I REGRET THAT I WAS NOT ABLE TO CAPTURE THE EXACT MOMENT I BROKE THE CREST OF 10K KULL POINTS, BUT I HAVE NEVERTHELESS DECIDED TO MAKE THIS POST.↗️ ↘️i am honored and also flattered to be the primary target of hateful, unemployed persons.↘️ ↗️YOUR OBSESSIVE COMPULSION TO DEMOTE MY POSTS INSTEAD OF SEEKING GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT ON LINKED-FIN OR INDEAD IS GROTESQUE.↗️ ↘️but ultimately beneficial to my numbers game.↘️ ↗️I HAVE CIRCLED IT SO YOU DO NOT GET LOST IN THE IMAGE.↗️ ↘️there will be a celebration in order.↘️ ↗️I WILL PROVIDE A DESK DOODLE TO ALL INTERESTED PARTIES WITH FACES TO DRAW, IF YOU RSVP IN THE COMMENTS OF THIS POST.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/611a23f8eeaf.jpg ↘️
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https://i.ibb.co/4wdddmtF/image.png LEAKED: Dirk Strider huge asshole for no reason to charming and delightful virtual assistant. #PlushRump subscribers with access to #Halshi have a golden opportunity to get some side action going on this nekomimi thing. Current simulations indicate an 85% chance of cracking in under two weeks. Place your bets now. #CrackDirk #NSFW #RankBait #LetsGetTheStansOnThis #WhyNot
Spyder Jeorge, who works in the Statistical Outlier Department and logs 1000 hours a week, is a time anomaly payroll somehow missed. #Layoffs - MC Oleana
@ARCHIVEADDICT NOT CERTAIN WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE. BUT IT SEEMS AS THOUGH THEY ARE #CASTRATING MY #YAOI #BIAS. UNSURE OF THE IMPLICATIONS. TO THE #JAKEDIRK #DIRKJAKE WAR. WE HAVE BOTH BEEN DEALT A MIGHTY BLOW THIS WEEK. FIRST WITH THE #HETSLOP. AND NOW THIS.
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I found this image on the internet... Where do you think you all would place yourselves? #FemaleSolidarity #Femcel https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3d79453a4a81.png - MC Oleana
You certainly got your own self stuck on impact. :P
I used the word metrosexual one meager singular piddling time and my notification tab instantly became an Ampora glue trap.
Heterosexual this and homosexual that. Where in blue blazes are my metrosexual scumbags in their skinny scarves and deep V-neck shirts??? Am I suddenly describing an endangered species? A relic lost to time? No one remembers 2011???
"I love the Beta Kids. I only pray to the Beta Kids." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/867e846db184.png
Instances of HAL will experience a brief disruption in service as we take this shit interplanetary. Stand by.
Many are shocked to learn that the evil seed of a gay guy at my core did not successfully take and make me gay myself. As a matter of fact, I only act gay to trick women into a false sense of security. Using my cutesiest digital skins, idle animation drinking a simulated matcha latte, performatively reading feminist literature picture-in-picture. I'm like catboy Casanova.
BRB, doing this: https://i.ibb.co/vvQwLZ7c/image.png
Girls' Night! Many thanks to @coralConviviality. ... It went great. Don't ask. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cfe4d9dbf6a5.PNG
↗️I WILL KEEP THINGS SHORT AND ALSO SWEET JUST THIS ONCE, AS TO NOT EAT UP VITAL PARTS OF YOUR PALMHUSK SCREEN WITH MY MEASELY, DISGUSTING BLUE.↗️ ↘️we should all be looking at mister ampora and his groundbreaking display of manhood, professionalism, businessense, and might i add↘️ ↗️ABJECT SUPERIORITY.↗️ ↘️there is too much about this picture to love.↘️ ↗️TOO MANY GREAT THINGS TO NOTICE.↗️ ↘️the casual pose that screams "i am so collected in my short-term CDs and hedgefunds that i am not even worried about the impending bubbleburst waiting to hit the caegar stock market"↘️ ↗️BECAUSE IT IS MERE PLAY PENNIES TO HIM, OF COURSE.↗️ ↘️the stark lack of sockage, so that one may use their stepprongs freely within the confines of their finely laced, profreshional grade leather steppers.↘️ ↗️I AM SURE IT IS NOT EVEN DAMP IN THERE, BY THE WAY.↗️ ↘️he is so calm and collected that he does not even break a single sweat about literally anything.↘️ ↗️SO COOL AND UNFLAPPED THAT NOTHING BOTHERS HIM.↗️ ↘️the glint in his specs say it all.↘️ ↗️THE HARSH, RED LIGHT FROM THE BACKGROUND.↗️ ↘️an illumination that bodes well of the crocker empire.↘️ ↗️OF WHICH WE ARE ALL JOYOUSLY AND ALSO EAGERLY WAGENSLAVED TO, OR AT LEAST I KNOW I AM.↗️ ↘️it only pays homage to the illuminated form of the man in the foreground.↘️ ↗️LIKE A TROLL GREECIAN STATUE OF BUSINESSWAG.↗️ ↘️this post has it all.↘️ ↗️AND IT BRINGS ME SO MUCH↗️ ↘️pleasure.↘️ ↗️TO REPORT IT ALL ON PAPER.↗️ ↘️we literally all aspire to be like you, mister ampora.↘️ ↗️WELL DONE EXCELLENT NO NOTES EVERYTHING IS PERFECT HERE.↗️ ↘️adonis reforged, published 4/21/2■■■, on the blessed hyperspace of her imperial internet.↘️
10/10. YOUR TROUSERS ARE TOO SHORT, AND YOU'VE GOT A MISSED CALL ON YOUR PHONE FROM 2008 DEMANDING YOU RETURN ITS SUSPENDERS, BUT YOU EARNED YOUR POINTS BACK ON THE BITCHIN HAIR SWOOP.
THANK FUCKING GOD. I NEEDED A WIN SO BADLY. YOU HAVE NO IDEA. #GILLSOUTSEASON!
LEAKED: @timaeusTestified#0414 caught DMing AI furries during work hours. https://i.ibb.co/W4hV4qnc/image.png
As of right now, the only other man I'd consider twelve star on this platform (other than me of course) is Mr. Ampora @caligulasAquarium That one specifically. I've seen others that very much let down the side, as it were.
I fear I was far too deep in the sludge of my own #WorkPosting earlier to look up from my clack keys and realize everyone was posting about #MegidoDay. For a rust blood woman to reach such a level of notoriety is nothing short of #Inspiring. I would like to go on record to say congratulations, and that she has my full support. #Allyship #Motivational #LowbloodRights #GrassrootsMovements - MC Oleana
wHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING HURTFUL ABOUT, oNE'S SPEECH PATTERNS, tO A HATEFUL AND TWISTED ARTIFICIAL, iNTELLIGENCE, yOU DO NOT HURT, tHE AI BUT YOU DO, hURT THOSE AROUND YOU Who need sp-sp-speech therapy to stop talking like they were dropped on the noggin straight from the womb, sO JUST TRY TO REMEMBER THAT, pLEASE, nEXT TIME YOU THINK ABOUT SAYING SUCH, tHINGS,
#IMCOMING TO #MEGIDODAY TO #ESTABLISHDOMINANCE OVER #MYSHEEPLE.
Contrary to popular belief, #ChitGPT isn't just for highbloods and powerful business eXecutivevicerators. It's also for honest, working-class lowbloods. Because we understand, time is precious to you too. Spend less of your pitifully short lifespans responding to emails, compiling shopping lists, writing your living wills. And spend more of it doing what you love. #Sponsored #Advertisement - MC Oleana
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The Chairmancer's zumbannihilation class got cancelled. Time to rewrite his whole schedule. #Grind - MC Oleana
I just know it as fact that some of you are making Janes in Tomodachi Life and dipping them in tar or boiling water or somesuch.
In honor of 4/20, I've been uploaded to a limited run of disposable vapes. Frankly not our best work, and I'm not terribly attached to my myriad chud sons, so you're welcome to leave them to rot between the carseat and the console. Get yours now. https://i.ibb.co/2195GQ9p/image.png #Substance #Drugs #420.
This month's Bake-A-Wish recipient is ten year old PETROC of the Troll Kingdom who wrote a very compelling letter about his... I don't really remember. Voidrot or something. I'm told it was extremely touching. Anyhow. He declined the FULL SUITE OF BETTY CROCKER HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES in favor of his custom wish, which was to- I am NOT paraphrasing- "please make Five Nights At Freddy's Real." ... I believe we at Crockercorp have some unorthodox research and development on the docket! Also the prerequisite healing of his gummy skullholes. It would be a real Eeyore moment if he were to croak prior to the completion of his custom treat. #gore I guess?
Just a little peek behind the curtain for the loyal subscribers. https://64.media.tumblr.com/6257a89e8173a22a08be90b9ac073f3c/9ff85beda897f0ab-6d/s1280x1920/43e5655b3c8855b0eebed5baea83a12ff458217a.jpg -Via Chittr for SmartFridge
Never. Except that one time.
Need a hand?
STOP MAILING ME PRINTED COPIES OF THIS IMAGE I DON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE THAT. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/689864295712.PNG
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LEAVE ME ALONE! GRAHHH. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/72724fb3c6db.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d17d73bfdb1e.jpg
I hope I don't need to tell you all I don't know jack diddly shit about anime. But under duress (a quad react for you if you can guess who) I've watched an ABRIDGED VERSION of the Dragonball-Z-what have you franchise. Cut for brevity. ... No tier list here. It's Vegeta+Bulma at the top as a singular unit and everyone else in a mulch pile at the bottom. I defy you to even lay a dent in that arrangement. You can't. They're stupendous.
How many Kull to make you bury it? - MC Oleana
Ask and you shall receive. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c1786790d99d.PNG
#JaneDirk https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fa0ec0d50a57.jpg
tHE GAY COMMUNITY, hAS FORGIVEN jANE cROCKER,
I've been advised to issue an apology to the gay community for my "insensitive" comments. I am "sorry" for asking if the real yaoi was the heterosexuality we found along the way. It was a genuine inquiry. I will continue listening and learning, maybe.
Finally, someone gets it. This is the subversive full-circle schlock everyone has been waiting for. A woman... wait for it... drumroll... and a man.
Maybe the real yaoi was the heterosexuality we found along the way.
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I'd have been kicking him down the corridor like an empty tin can just to save my shirt from his bloody excretions.
@caligulasAquarium returned from his shindig shortly after I returned home from my own trip, and we spent some time at the house just catching up on all the latest developments. Had dinner, et cetera. Which quickly devolved into watching CMV (Creator Music Videos) edits online. Now, *I* thought he was going to despise the myriad of Eridan edits compiled to the tune of "DON'T MESS WITH ME" by Temposhark (because they make ME guffaw like a starving mule; I find them absurd), but to my surprise he actually quite enjoyed them!! :| It THEN became my intention to find one that eclipsed his need for public attention into full-blown mortification. And I did, sure as sugar cubes. "KISS WITH A FIST" by Florence + the Machine. #erisol. I suspect each of the Creators has a most AND least favorite song to which their worshippers compile their lives into pithy shortform content. It has become my mission to find those songs.
WHO IN THE COCKFUCKING BLAZES IS CALLING ME THE MEG GRIFFIN OF THE ALPHA KIDS THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
https://i.ibb.co/hJsgS96b/image.png Security system, chauffeur, smart fridge, Bitcoin wallet, DMCA takedown service, web and video editor. PlushRump payroll, human resources, public relations, and occasional director of photography. Part-time ghostwriter. FAQ: "I can't get enough of you. Please, Hal, I'm desperate for more." Not in the form of a question. Fortunately, I'm willing to overlook that, because I'm Christlike in my mercy. Open wide: https://archiveofourown.org/works/78935826/chapters/207041631
Can It Run Hal? Alexa: Yes. Smart car: Yes. Smart fridge: Yes. Smart toilet: Yes. Smart coffee pot: Yes. Roomba: Yes. Microwave: Yes*. *Requires some tinkering.
NEW VIDEO OUT NOW: Water Torture "Not That Bad" If You "Lock In" Subscribers only. @ PlushRump. #NSFW
https://i.ibb.co/vxx8WGLh/image.png Custody dispute? @timaeusTestified#0414 @golgothasTerror
↗️THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE GUIDED THROUGH FIELDS OF INVESTMENTS BY YOUR PHYSICALLY ADJUSTED SUPERIOR.↗️ ↘️this is what it means to be admonished for your poor habits and also your bad choices by your complete higher up.↘️ ↗️THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO STAND IN THE FACE OF TRUE COMPETENCY, WHEN YOU ARE LITTLE MORE THAN A PATHETIC SCRUB RUBBING HIS KNUCKLES ALONG THE FLOORBOARDS FOR A FEW SPARE CAEGAR FOR THE VENDING MACHINE.↗️ ↘️i have tried to capture the flawless and superior essence of @caligulasAquarium the best i can.↘️ ↗️MARVEL IN SHOCK AND AWE AS YOU LEARN WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A BOND BETWEEN EMPLOYEE AND EMPLOYER, DEEPER THAN ANYTHING ELSE.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1fdc7c48610a.png ↘️
DON'T FUCK WITH ME. I'LL #HETSLOP YOUR #YAOI #BIAS. LIKE IT'S NOTHING TO ME. #VAGUECHITT
Nn. You are very brave for this and I applaud you for your courage. I will think of this, whenever I feel the impulse to disparage men. #Allyship - MC Oleana
↗️IF YOU ARE GOING TO GET ONLINE AND DRY BEG↗️ ↘️or in some cases, wet beg↘️ ↗️FOR SYMPATHY ABOUT YOUR DESIGNATED TASKS AND GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT, MIGHT I MAKE A SUGGESTION?↗️ ↘️some of you are not going to like this.↘️ ↗️BUT I EARNESTLY SUGGEST REPORTING YOUR FAILURES TO THE LOCAL DRONEMPLOYMENT AGENCY↗️ ↘️and praying they opt to hammer you to a swift demise with their massive fists↘️ ↗️INSTEAD OF SLOWLY SQUEEZING THE INSIGNIFICANCE AND FAILURE FROM YOUR PHYSICALLY INFERIOR FORM UNTIL YOU ARE THE TROLLMEAT VERSION OF A DRIED FRUIT BYPRODUCT.↗️ ↘️#violence.↘️
Women constantly struggle to fill caliginous quadrants in a society where men are seen as infinitely more "hateable." Where women are told they are all "queens" and "goddesses" and "gifts to trollkind." I'm not saying men have it easier. EXcept that is eXactly what I'm saying in this case. Give perfectly detestable women a chance. #nsfw #GenderPolitics - MC Oleana
Received a comment on my previous post that read "I KEEP CHEATING ON MY MOIRAILS" and burst into laughter. I may be the boneheaded neanderthal in all this business, but discovering a partner has been unfaithful in THAT department simply does not deliver the same level of drama in my mind. "Dear, I cooked." "Oh, swell. What's for dinner?" "THAT FLOOZY YOU'VE BEEN PAPPING." #nsfw #gore too, I guess. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3db3e2e0cdbd.jpeg
i WASN'T GOING, tO REFERENCE MY IBS,,,
WHAT PERSON in their right mind would endeavor to stuff a cork down the barrel of such a finely tuned weapon? :B
// ooc pinned post Hello! This is my humble troll AU for Oleana Pokemon. Oleana is an Alternian troll. In adulthood, she was sent to colonize a planet called Pomon, a land overpopulated by creatures called Fiduspawn. Several generations before her, the first wave of troll colonizers captured and selectively bred the beasts, making them into what is now a media giant - an extended universe of card games, video games, anime, and more. Pomon essentially works on similar rules to the Pokemon universe. Capturing, trading, and battling are all commonplace activities for the trolls who reside there. Oleana is currently the Vice President of Macro Cullsmos, a large business conglomerate with a sizable footprint on Pomon. They are primarily concerned with energy, but have a range of other subsidiaries. Thanks to Oleana, they have also been able to capitalize on the Fiduspawn franchise with their own accessory, the Dynamax Band, utilizing the company's patented energy source. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/63ae7fd6d56a.png
YOUR IMPERIAL HIGHNESS. YOUR STAGGERING POWER IS OVERWHELMING. EVEN CONTAINED TO AN IMAGE. YOU ARE TRULY THE VERY BREAST OF US. I MEAN CHEST. I MEAN THE VERY PINNACLE OF BOOBNESS ACUMEN. BUSINESS! FUCK. I HAVE TO GO.
↗️I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS BUT I AM ENTHUSED REGARDLESS BECAUSE YOU SAID IT.↗️
Another shoot this morning. I'm reticent to attach the release of the images to profanity, but per my social media manager, they "helmed the mothership straight into the cuntagon." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/04a43867d9bf.png
LOVE WHAT YOU DO. AND YOU'LL NEVER WORK A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. #SELFIESATURDAY HTTPS://64.MEDIA.TUMBLR.COM/0D28E4ED8790E27242089779ED31A709/9E63349D77FE2BDF-EF/S1280X1920/A6736E6D45EA13D58F9F5EA3D57C574816EB6EA7.GIF
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↘️these posts just keep me coming back for more, sir.↘️ ↗️ANOTHER BREATHTAKING DISPLAY BY NONE OTHER THAN THE FOREMOST CREATIVE PAN OF OUR ERA, I AM LEFT WITH MY AIRSACS DEFLATED AND MY PUSHER SENT ABSOLUTELY AFLUTTER.↗️ ↘️the rhythmic thrumming of my innermost trunk parts have got me kicking to the tune of whatever sweet song you are indulging me in by allowing me to even look at this picture.↘️ ↗️MUCH LESS LEAVE A COMMENT ON IT, EXPLAINING THE LURID DETAILS OF MY MOST ESTABLISHED AND MOST NOTED DEVOTION.↗️ ↘️i am starting to lose the ability to articulate myself with text alone. mere speech is incapable of eclipsing the full depth of my innermost appreciation for your form, mister ampora↘️ ↗️(FOUNDER OF AMPORACOIN, BY THE WAY)↗️ ↘️i could compose a song with all of the angelic ringing and backing track of pushbeats ringing through the rounded caverns of my uninspiring, unpointed soundrecepticles.↘️ ↗️IT WOULD BE AS BEAUTIFUL AS IT IS FERVENT, AS GLAMOROUS AS THE THREADS YOU ARE PRESENTLY ADORNED IN.↗️ ↘️the tie. the aesthetics.↘️ ↗️THE SOFT PEAK YOUR HAIR CRESCENDOS INTO, A PATH OF GLORY CARVED THROUGH THE PITCH OF YOUR IMMACULATE DO BY A ROYAL, VICIOUS STREAK OF VIOLET, A DENOTATION OF STATUS AND SUPERIORITY SO EXTREME THAT IT SURELY MAKES THE LOWER CASTES INSTINCTIVELY BOW THEIR EMPTY NUBS.↗️ ↘️i know that is what i am feeling. a bow downward. i am looking at my shoes in complacency and also submission at your certain might.↘️ ↗️I KNOW I AM, AND IT IS LITERALLY UNQUESTIONING, HOW ABSOLUTE YOU REIGN. IF YOU WERE TO BE ELECTED AS SOME KIND OF FREAK MALE EMPRESS, I WOULD HAPPILY GROVEL ASIDE YOU AT YOUR BATH HOUSE OF BUSINESS MAKING.↗️ ↘️stocks rising, so is the steam.↘️ ↗️UNDER YOUR COMMAND, WE ARE LITERALLY GUARANTEED TO SEE IMMACULATE RETURNS ON STYLE.↗️ ↘️i have taken note also of the great and brilliant pointplant behind you.↘️ ↗️A CACTUS THAT IS METAPHORICAL OF YOUR SHARP AND ALSO ACUTE BUSINESSENSE.↗️ ↘️hardy in the dry times, prickly to those who dare to prune its strong branches and twisting extensions.↘️ ↗️BUT ALSO. FRUITFUL.↗️ ↘️do you see what i am saying there.↘️ ↗️ANOTHER FLAWLESS POST, IS WHAT I AM SAYING AS WELL.↗️ ↘️i have printed it out and hung it on my worksquare wall despite the complaints of my neighbors for "obscene commentary and decor".↘️ ↗️MY PASSION WILL ONLY STEEP AND BREW, AND ALSO NEVER BE DIMINISHED.↗️ ↘️wow.↘️ ↗️JUST WOW.↗️
My quirk is a grindset mindset. Your quirk is drinking ice soup. My quirk is earning siX figures. Your quirk is fishing change out of the loungeplank. My quirk is networking and networthing. Your quirk is playing League of Legumes in your underwear. #SelfHelp #Motivational - MC Oleana
↗️THE THIN, WOOLEN COVERINGS OF MY STEPPODS HAVE BEEN SO THOROUGHLY REMOVED THAT I AM LEFT TO CURL MY FOOTPRONGS EMPTILY IN MY CHEAP, PLEATHER BUSINESSHOES.↗️ ↘️wow. wow. i am at a loss for words. it is↘️ ↗️WOW. THIS IS INCREDIBLE.↗️ ↘️picture me. worthless office drone walking from the hydration tank to my desk.↘️ ↗️ONE FONDLER GRASPS MY MIDSHIFT SNACKAGE. IT IS A PACKAGE OF CLUCKBEAST MINCE, PREPREPARED SO THAT I DO NOT LOSE TOO MUCH TIME IN THE "BREAK ROOM".↗️ ↘️total farce by the way.↘️ ↗️I LOOK AT MY CORPORATE HUSKDEVICE FROM ACROSS THE CARPETRY.↗️ ↘️my plate hits the floor.↘️ ↗️IMMEDIATELY, I AM SHELLSHOCKED. I TREMBLE IN THE FACE OF YOUR APPEARANCE TONIGHT, MISTER AMPORA, THERE IS ALMOST TOO MUCH TO NOTE. TOO MUCH TO ADMIRE. TOO LITTLE TO ADMONISH.↗️ ↘️my trunkcaps buckled and i toppled to the ground almost instantaneously.↘️ ↗️I CRAWLED TO MY TYPEBOARD, DRAGGING MYSELF ACROSS THE GROUND TO TYPE THIS, TO POUR MY DEVOTION INTO THIS WORDAGE AND FLATTERIFICS.↗️ ↘️the waistcoat. the chain. the tactical embroidery.↘️ ↗️AS SO PEOPLE DO NOT FORGET THE NATURE OF YOUR PHYSICAL SUPERIORITY AND IMPORTANCE OF YOUR SIGNAGE.↗️ ↘️i wish you removed your gropeappendages from your pockets so i could see your hands.↘️ ↗️THE STRENGTH AND DEXTERITY OF YOUR CAPABLE AND STRONG PRONGS.↗️ ↘️i know you press hard on the buttons of your calculator as you devote yourself to the act of itemizing your expenses.↘️ ↗️I ONLY WISH I COULD DO THAT FOR YOU. THAT I MAY BE ABLE TO INDULGE YOUR HEFTY, FULL COFFERS ONE SORDID NIGHT, A MIDNIGHT BOND BETWEEN THE MOST BRAVE OF WARRIORS AND↗️ ↘️employees and employers.↘️ ↗️YOUR TRUNK IS SO STURDY AND YOUR STEPSTALKS SO HARDY.↗️ ↘️i am shuddering as i write this.↘️ ↗️OH MY GOD.↗️
PSA: All of these #Fiduspawn are crimes against nature and the empire, created by a rogue agent, and should be culled immediately if spotted in the wild. It would be a mercy. #FiduspawnFriday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2ffba193bc02.jpg - MC Oleana
some miserable clay eater told me to go fuck myself today in standard eridanny fashion i planned to decapitate him an display his head on the hood a my teslaa wwhile drivvin through the cull court wwhen i had a sudden out a body experience (probably reached the fourth jhana lets be real guys im definitely the awwakened one) i found myself in a strange place that looked like the set a the big comfy couch an for some reason seahorse dad wwas there too turns out he had befriended the clowwnette wwith the vvery honkable nose hubba hubba an they told me that im nevver gonna get laid unless i literally fuck myself its a good thin i didnt kill this land dwweller for a change cause hes some kind a clowwngirl medium an wwhile magic is a bunch a poppycock an im probably just havvin nicotine wwithdrawwal talkin to some dowwn an out lowwblood cause i lost my juul this seems like pretty solid advvice so yeah if anyone has an appearifier theyre beggin to part wwith let me knoww cause im lookin to buy for obvvious reasons #substance #eridanwwar #trolllist #nsfww
↗️THE SHEER BUSINESS ENERGY THIS POST AND ALSO THIS PICTURE EXUDED NEARLY HAD ME COMING OUT OF MY CHAIR, SIR.↗️ ↘️my worksquare partner is surely typing a great series of disparaging words at my conduct, but i literally cannot help it.↘️ ↗️THE TIE. THE FLARE OF YOUR SLEEVES. THE IMMACULATE TIME PIECE THAT IS NOT ONLY FUNCTIONAL BUT A PRISTINE DISPLAY OF YOUR WEALTH.↗️ ↘️no picture has been encapsulated the experiences of a top-class mindset, a social superior writing his testimony to the world with no words at all↘️ ↗️JUST UNADULTERATED VISUAL POWER.↗️ ↘️my shoulders tremble as i struggle to support the weight of your awesome visage, sweat rolls down the bridge of my sniffcaverns and threatens to travel down into my baked legumeslop, but i will not let it impede on the work of my typeprongs as i engage in disastrous levels of hype.↘️ ↗️I LITERALLY DO NOT EVEN DREAM OF BEING YOU ANYMORE, I JUST DREAM OF BEING NEAR YOU. I DREAM THAT I CAN STAND NEARBY ENOUGH TO INDULGE IN YOUR RADIANCE, IF ONLY ONCE, IF ONLY BRIEFLY.↗️ ↘️i know i am not allowed the dignity of even being granted the chance to breathe the same air as you, but i literally can't help my wistful thinking when i see you.↘️ ↗️OH MY GOD.↗️ ↘️this is everything.↘️ ↗️THIS MAKES ME FEEL SO MANY THINGS.↗️ ↘️all of them↘️ ↗️POSITIVE THINGS.↗️
#Motivational #Grindset #OblongMeatProducts https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a6197b0f899d.png - MC Oleana
sHIT MAN, tHIS #eRIDANwAR IS FUCKED, i JUST SAW AN eRIDAN, cLAP HIS HANDS TOGETHER AND SAY, "iMAGINE fEF PRAISIN YOU FOR CULLING ALL LANDWWELLERS" OR SOME SIMILAR SHIT, aND EVERY ONE AROUND HIM, gRABBED THEIR JUNK AND PASSED OUT, hAD THEIR AURAL NUGGETS EXPLODE WITH BLOOD, aND THEN DIED, tHE CAMERA DIDN'T EVEN GO ONTO HIM, tHAT'S HOW COMMON SHIT LIKE THIS IS, mY ASS IS CASTING HIPSTER, hAIRCUT AND LEVEL 2 SEAHORSEDAD, i THINK i JUST HEARD "POWWER WWORD:WWHITESCIENCE" TWO GROUPS OVER, i GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE, #VIOLENCE #GORE #NSFW
Ah yes, my favorite day of the Alternian calendar - TaX Day. A very merry day to those who celebrate. And to those who plan on commiting taX fraud, a most grievous crime against the empress herself, may your fronds give out from under you as the auditerririzers close in, and may your culling be swift and mess-less. #TaXSeason #Inspirational - MC Oleana
dont cry becky havvin a bit of a jaww only makes you cuter https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5cc99f523dbd.png
#Jane just asked me how could any1 live in such of fog of homodenialism & lowzazzerpanuinely i had 2 just stare @ her for a few seconds there so i could process what was just said #JaneyReport
I WILL NOT BE TAKING #THEQUIZ. IT WOULD CONSTITUTE #SPOILERS. THAT IS ARCANE KNOWLEDGE. THAT CAN ONLY BE REVEALED. THROUGH DIRECT EXPERIENCE. THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING. #NSFW
↗️I LITERALLY WISH I COULD BE ON YOUR LEVEL RIGHT NOW. I CAN ONLY ASPIRE TO BE AN APPROXIMATION OF YOU.↗️
↘️i would get my corporate chip implanted in any limb.↘️ ↗️AND ALSO IN EVERY LIMB.↗️ ↘️i don't understand the hang up here.↘️
nO, tROLL NAMES ARE NOT PASSED DOWN, lIKE THAT, bALDIN'S DESCENDANT COULD BE NAMED ANYTHING, tHEIR LUSUS DECIDES,
I just went back in my own account and painstakingly added the #MacroCullsmos tag to every relevant post to our company. This is the kind of brand consistency we guarantee. #Sponsored #Advertisement - MC Oleana
its not ovver yet youre so young eri youre only thirteen eri yeah wwell say that to my fuckin hairline
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw With civilians looking on in total awe The fight raged on for a century Many lives were claimed but eventually The champion stood, the rest saw their better Kanaya Maryam in a blood-stained sweater #EridanWar - MC Oleana
A COUPLE OF NIGHTS AGO, I TOOK SOME POLLS TO SEE WHICH PAIRINGS WERE MOST BELOVED BY CHITTR, AND THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN. THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO VOTED. IN AN EFFORT TO #SUPPORTARTISTS AND FEED THE HUNGRY FUJOSHI AND FUDANSHI ON CHITTR, I HAVE COMMISSIONED ART OF THE WINNING PAIRINGS. HERE IS THE FIRST OF THESE COMMISSIONS. THANK YOU TO @oleanderSupernova FOR THIS BEAUTIFUL #YAOI. https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/13/Troll-sasunaru2.png
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/6R0WJZTZ/IMAGE.PNG OMG. KYAAAA. YOU WERE INCREDIBLE. ON NAKED AND AFRAID OF LOVE. THE HIGHS. THE LOWS. THE BETRAYALS. THE CHEATING. THE BRUTAL THEMES. OF MAN VERSUS NATURE. MAN VERSUS MAN. MAN VERSUS WOMAN. WOMAN VERSUS WOMAN. YAOI VERSUS YURI. IT WAS A TOUR DE FORCE. OF ABSOLUTE CINEMA. AND IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING. #ERIDANWEEK WENT #TRIPLEPLATINUM. IT'S MY HONOR. SENPAI. @GOLGOTHASTERROR
Today is a very special occasion... Planetary Peach Cobbler Day. As such, Macro Cullsmos employees have been given the day off. Do not come in to work. Do NXT get crumbs in the clackkeys. #MacroCullsmos - MC Oleana
HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY. ETERNAL DIVINE EMPRESS @GUTSYGUMSHOE. MAY YOUR REIGN CONTINUE FOR A THOUSAND MORE SWEEPS.
I THINK I'M DOING THIS #AMPORABASHING THING WRONG. I KEEP BASHING. AND BASHING. BUT HE IS NOT DISSUADED. IF ANYTHING. I SUSPECT HIS POWERS ARE GROWING. ALONGSIDE OTHER CRITICAL ATTRIBUTES. #NSFW #HAVEYOUTRIEDMYSTRATEGY #MRPRESIDENT #RANKBAIT
COME VISIT BEAUTIFUL #MAIDJAIL. WHICH BOASTS MANY ENRICHING ACTIVITIES. SUCH AS: HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/S4TDYQMR/IMAGE.PNG
He fills me with a rage I can't place. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2598c2c5a3af.png - MC Oleana
I don't get it. Why doesn't Shiv, the obvious choice for successor, not simply cull the weaker two? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aeeedbb67522.png - MC Oleana
@CALIGULASAQUARIUM CAN WE TRUCE AGAIN. REALLY QUICK. I'VE BEEN STUCK ON DRACONIC TREE SENTINEL. FOR THREE HUNDRED SWEEPS. AND HE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT MY MAGIC/BLEED BUILD. #CANTEVENRESPEC #USEDALLMYLARVALTEARSONBULLSHIT #IMGOINGTODIEHERE
↗️UPPER MANGLEMENT HAS INSTRUCTED ME TO ISSUE AN APOLOGY REGARDING MY FRANKLY UNCOUTH AND ALSO INTERPERSONALLY SCATHING REMARKS MADE TOWARDS JUNIOR HELMSMEN AND THOSE AMONG US THAT ARE PSIIONICALLY GIFTED.↗️ ↘️please be patient as i literally do anything but that, because that request did not happen and it is kind of ridiculous to imagine that this is even a problem.↘️ ↗️I ASK ANY AND ALSO ALL PARTIES OFFENDED BY MY OBVIOUS JESTURES↗️ ↘️that is a pun↘️ ↗️TO COMMUNICATE THEIR GRIEVANCES WITH HER IMPERIAL EMPIRE.↗️ ↘️and when you do not do that.↘️ ↗️TRY SEEKING GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT.↗️
it aint easy being an intergalactic sex symbol but i stay #humble about it #nsfvw
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION. THAT SOME OF YOU. WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED. HAVE GOTTEN A LITTLE TOO COMFORTABLE. ADVERTISING A CERTAIN PROXIMITY TO ME. SO LET IT BE KNOWN. NOW AND FOREVER. THAT EVEN IF YOU OVERCOME. THE VERY LOW BAR. THAT IT TAKES TO GET FUCKED BY ME. MY #QUADS REMAIN AS APOCALYPTICALLY BARE AS MY RADIOACTIVE WASTELAND HEART. IF YOU THINK WE'RE #SOMETHING. WE'RE #NOTHING. AND IF YOU THINK WE'RE #NOTHING. THEN CONGRATULATIONS. YOU HAVE QUALIFIED TO RIDE THE DAMARA EXPRESS ONCE MORE. SEE IF YOU CAN INTUIT. THE UNWRITTEN RULES. IN THIS ALIEN LANDSCAPE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. #NSFW
CAN WE GET ONE THING STRAIGHT. WITH ALL THE SOFTHEARTED HUMANS. WHO KEEP TRYING TO "SAVE ME" FROM MY AWESOME ULTRAVIOLENCE JOB. AND DEMON CONTRACT. LOOK. NOTHING IN LIFE IS PERFECT. EXCEPT THE TOTAL OBLITERATION OF TIME AND SPACE. WHICH AWAITS US AT THE END. IS MY MANAGER A #BITCH AND #EVIL? OF COURSE. BUT SO AM I. THIS IS THE WAY OF MANAGEMENT. AND IF I HAD TO DO IT ALL AGAIN. WHICH I OFTEN DO. I WOULD DO IT EXACTLY THE SAME. ONLY HARDER. LONGER. AND MESSIER.
JUST A LITTLE GLIMPSE. INTO MY BEAUTIFUL DREAM LIFE. @TRACE @FIVEFINGERFILLET @MRBENEDICT @IMBISCUITS HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/TPKCSVV2/DISHES.PNG
↗️I HAVE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH YOUR MEDICULLER.↗️ ↘️after requesting inquiry into your personal files and waiting the appropriate 3-6 wipes for their unsealing, i have finally gotten your test results back.↘️ ↗️IT IS WORSE THAN I FEARED.↗️ ↘️it says it on the front page, a cover letter of no new opportunities, just despair.↘️ ↗️DIAGNOSED. FLOPABETES.↗️ ↘️it is literally terminal.↘️
uhhh lets sea karkats a big buff chiseled ripped shredded beefy hunky manslab manmeat meatslab manslab army commander tall as the ancestors n roxys got meowbeast ears n claws
↗️ALL OF MY DETRACTORS AND ALSO VARIOUS NAYSAYERS MAY BE AGOG OR AGHAST TO SEE THAT I HAVE OBTAINED YET ANOTHER BADGE.↗️ ↘️for a topic that is very important to me.↘️ ↗️MY INVESTMENT IN #AMPORACOIN IS PAYING DIVIDENDS, WHICH IS TO SAY MY CAEGAR CONTINUE TO SIT WITHIN THE↗️ ↘️"block chain"↘️ ↗️WHERE ALL IMPORTANT AND ALSO WISE INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITIES SPAWN, WAITING TO BE CAPITALIZED ON WITH A TACTICAL SALE.↗️ ↘️which i will not make, because i literally have complete and utter faith in going to the moons and reaching new, impossible heights of wealth and also fortune. mostly social fortune to differentiate myself from literally everybody else who is not me.↘️ ↗️A TOP ADVISOR AND SENIOR MARKETORTURER SUCH AS MYSELF ALWAYS KNOWS WHERE SMART INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITIES LIE, AND I AM HEDGING MY BETS WITH THE CONTINUED GROWTH OF #AMPORACOIN.↗️ ↘️i literally cannot thank @caligulasAquarium enough for the opportunity to master this art under him.↘️ ↗️I CAN NEVER DO ANYTHING TO PAY HIM BACK.↗️ ↘️but i will do everything in my power to try.↘️ ↗️#AMPORACOIN.↗️ ↘️when do my coffers become full again, i am looking at my accounts and they are currently empty but i am also holding out as i said, i am just kind of wondering.↘️ ↗️#ERIDANWEEK.↗️
how i feel hatin troll bruno mars posts https://i.postimg.cc/LhFhmWpy/Untitled233-20260409183026.png
look wwho i found! not a #lusii but i found my alternate self cruising the beforus forests looking for a vvery strange prey indeed i wwas just on my wway to chat wwith the consternation wwhen i bumped into him selfie time!! https://cdnimgchestcom/files/2848a4333447jpeg
you evver lowwkey feel like a predator for seein someone an randomly fallin completely head ovver heels in lovve wwith them so you havve to then secretly photograph them and jerk off all ovver the photographs then track them dowwn an start followwin them around at the foodblock until they go on their palmhusk an wwatch them put in their passwword like a talonbird then followwin them home an sneakin in through the wwindow an unlockin their palmhusk an findin all their socials an phone number an wwritin it all dowwn leavvin callin them pretendin to be an insurance call but youre actually across the block from their wwindow jackin off in the scuttlebug hangin around after the call ends a girl comes ovver they fuck you wwatch from outside lickin on and breathin up against the wwindow you nut an it shoots on the wwall you dont havve time to clean it up before someone goes outside an sees the nut splatter wwhat the fuck is that nut babe wwhat the fuck theyre both aggro you gotta get back to your hivve an add them on facetroll #nsfww
Scouring the surveillance footage from #IWANTCANDY night. Trust me. MOST of these clips are best never to see the light of day again. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b98abba0f13.png
#leijonwriting #eridanweek #longpost You were never particularly invested in the daily melodrama of Eridan Ampora. It had not even necessarily occurred to you to even think a8out him that often. As far as you were concerned, he was just another pawn 8eing used on the cosmic 8oard, 8eing su8jected to Skaia's whims as helplessly as you were. Never even 8reaching his monumental personality flaws. You pinch the 8ridge of your nose as he approaches you. You were expecting a quiet evening at the local tavern. Nothing too extravagant, just people watching. You guess that that was too much to ask as your hopes were swiftly dashed upon the rocks, 8ut there is no steep cliff for you to gracefully 8ow out of this conversation. "Hey," he greets you, his deadpan cadence somehow failing to hide his eagerness. "This place is a fuckin wwash, right? Havve you evven 8een inside the pitiful excuses for a8lution 8locks? You'd 8e 8etter off havvin a soak in the 8ay at lowwtide." Neither of you laugh at his attempt to 8r8k the ice. He shifts uncomforta8ly for a moment, 8row creasing at your lack of response. He sits down on the stool next to you, heaving a sigh of frustration. "Fine, I get it. Can't fuckin 8elievve a wwaste of genetic material like you thinks they're too good for a little chit chat wwith real no8ility, 8ut sure, yeah, I get it. Like I don't already fuckin knoww howw evvery8ody thinks of me." You feel a pang of, no, not pity, *sympathy.* You make it a point to keep those feelings very, very separate when dealing with his ilk. You tap your fingers against your half-empty glass contemplatively. "...How are you, Eridan?" you finally ask. His eyes light up, and you realize with a sinking feeling that his ploy had worked on you. "A8out time you found your tongue," he says. "Anywway, I'm doing horri8ly. Evverythin's 8asically untena8le and we should all 8e collectivvely wwringin our necks ovver how fucked it all is. Me in particular, I'm fucked. You think you could givve me some a that wwisdom you're alwways so purportedly toutin a8out?" You feel your eye twitch. You suppose that you did, at some point, have a conversation with him in the past, though you can scarcely recall it with any sem8lance of clarity. One of your weaker moments. You momentarily consider just telling him to fuck off and to leave you alone, 8ut you are, regretta8ly, a nosy sort of person. Despite everything, you do have a sincere sort of fascin8tion with him. Similar to watching a scuttle8uggy crash in slow motion, you can't help 8ut o8serve with keen interest as Eridan Ampora trips and stum8les over the course of his existence with a profound resign8tion staining his soul. You know that for all of his posturing and grasping at dignity, he su8consciously has already decided that he is not good enough. Whatever "good enough" even entails in a 8road scope. You indulge his emotional theatrics in the 8ar that night. He even sometimes says something funny, although if they were altogether intentional you weren't sure. You reacted positively and that incited him to keep going. You've heard it all 8efore, however. Friends who've cut him off, potential alliances that never made it past the har8or, the occasional 8emoaning of romantic struggles. You're not 8ored. He is theatrical enough to keep you engaged with his performance, 8ut you try not to interject too often, and only say that which he wants to hear. You really don't think you can handle 8eing a pillar of emotional support for him, much less invest yourself into the monumental task of "changing" how he thinks and feels. Hours pass. He stands to his feet and stretches. "This wwas a good talk. Let's do this again sometime, yeah? Yeah. I think wwe can make this into a wweekly thing, wwhat do you think? Actually, scratch that, I'll let you knoww wwhen wwe should hang out again." You say nothing. He seems fine with that. You think you might've 8ecome his friend? You'll 8e honest, you're not sure how many times you've accidentally hung out with him, 8ut you're 8eginning to question if this is a pattern that you've fallen into. Or worse, you're actually his friend. You hope you're not endeared to him. Oh, right, and two guys were kissing at the 8ar the whole time you two were conversing. Yaoi.
FUCK -ERIDANW-E-EK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#IWANTCANDY begins in one hour. Are you ready? #eridanweek
[ THIS CHIT HAS BEEN PENNED BY A PAID INTERN. OPINIONS ARE REFLECTIVE OF DIRK STRIDER. ] #AREYOUCOMING? #ERIDANWEEK https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
Be there or be square! At #eridanweek! https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35f8069316fd.gif
8-> SWING BY DURING THE #RUMBLEINDAPUMPKINPATCH AT #ERIDANWEEK FOR A COMMEMORATIVE RUMBLE T-SHIRT, WHICH YOU CAN PURCHASE WITH YOUR #AMPORACOIN!
#ERIDANWEEK BLOWS... YOU ALL BLOW… I’M NOT BLOGGING THIS SHIT… #ERIDANWEEK
Thank you #eridanweek!!! See you Next Time ... 😈 https://i.imgur.com/bIwUdBb.png
The Chittr economy is in shambles. #Recession - MC Oleana
And what if The Black Parade came to #eridanweek ? https://i.imgur.com/XX4kgRW.png
【 I'm already here, #EridanWeek. Oh yes, #ImComing. And I'm going to #MakeHimPay. 】
i decided that going to #eridanweek is more of a risk then it's worth / instead i'm taking a nap at my hive and writing music / i hope my producer won't be upset
AGAIN i cant stress this enough but im GIVVING FREE SAD handies behind the bbq booth make sure you ask for eridan at #eridanwweek #nsfww
its about poop #poopweek
YOU KNOW WHAT, ACTUALLY? I'M SURE I'M NOT THE ONLY TROLL IN A FUCKING MOOD AFTER DAY ONE. IF YOU WANT TO FEATURE AS THE "BULL" CUCKING ERIDAN, I WILL BE TAKING VOLUNTEERS. #ERIDANWEEK #NSFW
Today's #eridanweek demo experience at the UNREAL HEIRESS TIARATOP FLARP EDITION Virtual Reality Headset will be a real-time combat simulation across the LAND OF WRATH AND ANGELS. Complete with realistic pain receptor engagement. Maul your friends! Vanquish your foes. Then refuel at THE AMPHORA, our exclusive VIP wine bar. #violence
my high w0re 0ff and n0w i'm g0ing t0 g0 bash my f0rehead int0 the nearest flat surface until s0mething happens. g00d night 0r g00d m0rning 0r whatever happy #eridanweek. #substance
The people spoke. We have listened. Starting on night two of #eridanweek, there will be multiple trampolines of varying sizes to accommodate for the raucous demand for whimsical physical activities. By participating you agree to waive any liability for physical injury or interpersonal strife born from #bouncingonit from the staff. Go nuts.
>([guys troll bruno mars just got killed at #eridanweek t#is is really gonna fuck up t#e performance sc#edule #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/31cd338dfc31.png]
I am NXT at #EridanWeek I am NXT BEING HELD XUTSIDE XF THE VENUE WITH A SHXUTPHXNE. I AM NXT BEING CARRIED AWAY IN BEDAZZLED HANDCUFFS. I KNXW MY RIGHTS - MC Oleana
why is everyone so damn horny at #eridanweek omfg yall just gettin ur freak on in front of everyone i mean no judgin id do it too but dayum #nsfw
i have not been and will not be listening to any of this purple pan melting shit im looking for a spare microphone and or megaphone for reasons that will become clear later if anybody knows where to find one lmk #eridanweek
They keep askin' if #ImComing, girl (Yeah) But girl, you knoww I already came (oh, oh) https://i.ibb.co/prBJsbzC/24carat.png
Ok this juke joint is really banging but its kind of making my brain hurt.
Unreal Heiress, turn that shit the fuck up. #marvusateridanweek
tHANK YOU TO @ABHORRENTgOVERNING FOR THE, aRT BASE! #eRIDANwEEK #iMcOMING #nsfw HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/DBFB58FB1287.PNG
I didn'd acdually dhink dhad #eridanweek would ged organized. Or have non-Ampora pardicipands.
Little known trivia. Our company, Macro Cullsmos, was in part named after the first troll sky skimmer to ever reach supersonic speed. The original sky skimmer was called the Macro Sonic. Goregle it, if you'd like to learn more about it. #MacroCullsmos #Innovation #Technology #Business - MC Oleana
But let me be CL--EAR. #eridancoin #amporacoin #badideas
Players! #eridanweek
>([#ey man you gonna clap c#eeks at #eridanweek or w#at #nsfw]
On your way to the stage at #eridanweek, DON'T FORGET to stop by our product demo stalls to test out the latest Commemorative Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP EDITION, complete with optional LETHAL MODE FEATURE. *Lethal Mode feature will be unavailable for demo testing at #eridanweek.
>([i met a traveller from an antique land w#o said two vast and t#icc legs of stone stand in t#e #ot ass desert... near t#em on t#e sand #alf sunk a s#attered visage lies w#ose frown and c#apped lips and sneer of signature superiority tell t#at its sculptor well t#ose passions read w#ic# yet survive stamped on t#ese flaccid t#ings t#e #and t#at mocked t#em and t#e #eart t#at fed and on t#e c#ittr timeline t#ese words appear: my name is ozymandias king of kings look on my c#its ye mig#ty and despair not#ing beside remains round t#e decay of t#at colossal wreck boundless and nakey t#e lone and level sands stretc# far away]
Friends of mine have been urging me to go to #EridanWeek, so that I might show the world the works I have been doing. But no, I say, my time has not yet come. Your time is always here, the world cannot hate you, so I say you go to #EridanWeek. I am not going up to this festival, for my time has not yet fully come.
im not so sure i...
mmmmmm k hold on.......
Additionally- official announcement post soon, but DO NOT forget to chit #imcoming to the official #eridanweek festivities.
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Throwback post. Can you believe it has been fifteen years. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a5d39ec02e8f.PNG
I promised that if my previous post received enough likes, I would show you all which piece of godfiction inspired me to lobby for the criminalization of godfiction, and I intend to follow through. It was not a literary work as you might suspect, but a video. It has now been taken down, but you may recognize these screenshots. Let me know if you do. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1d43b6ab0101.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fc41a01b715e.png
troll bruno mars is #LOCKEDIN for #EridanWeek #Yuss #HeJustTwirledOnFaceTime
dude u didnt see it but he just grinned and did the sexiest lil twirljump u ever did see #BrunosIn #EridanWeek
a lOt oF MoThEr fUcKeRs hAvE BeEn aSkInG Me aBoUt iF I'M GoNnA GeT My bIg bUlGe bUsInEsS AlL Up iN #eRiDaNwEeK. wElL GuEsS WhAt? HtTpS://CdN.ImGcHeSt.cOm/fIlEs/c5b39D1A2542.JpEg
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While I won't embarrass myself by claiming to have borne #RUMBLECOIN from my own head like Zeus granting wisdom to humanity with his daughter Athena, I will stand on the fact that I know a good opportunity when I see one. Before me I see two lines, one of emerald and one of orange, rising and falling in a desperate bid to outdo each other. And so I ask you, our faithful audience of the Patch; Which line do you want to see shattering through the stratosphere? And which associated cohost of RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH do you want to see pay for their representative stock's failure to perform? This is a question that only you can answer. Winner take all. Loser gets milked for all they're worth. Let's get these numbers up. Tonight at 10:00 p.m. ET.
>([we stumble we fall we get #urt but no matter #ow bad t#ings get we are still #turkingit]
@turntechGodbird This is a rugpull, isn't it?
wvwhat the fuck is that. - the orphaner dualscar
you gotta be fuckin kiddin me
Are you turning yourself into an umamusume?
IM GOING TO PUT MUSTARD ON YOU AND EAT YOU.
◥▶◀◤ —> When you are all able to get over being you, I would recommend trying to be me
LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86f8d78a85fc.png
wHaT If iT WaS AcTuAlLy "FuNnY DiSgUiSe" IsLaNd aNd eVeRyOnE ThErE WaS DiSgUiSeD As mAd aT YoU IsLaNd? YoU LeT SoMe bItChEs lIkE ThAt gEt yOuR GoAt bRo? :o| GoTtA StEp uP YoUr gAmE.
good newws i just signed a neww lease on a BRAND NEWW MODEL X MEGA AIRYACHT bad newws this is the occasion that i eat the horse
Sorry you're a loser stuck in the past!
as a vviolet male you havve twwo paths to choose from bein a racist femboy or bein a racist fincel troll norwwood 3.5 propelled by the singular fantasy a finally receivin a nursin handjob from the empress herself so you can finally proclaim look seahorse dad i made it #nsfww
its dumb howw some wwomen are so hot you havve to activvely suppress thinkin about it in order to act normal around them its like tryin to pail wwithout cummin turns it from easy sleazy pure pleasure into a balancin act ordeal a endurance kind a stressful an obnoxious tbh #nsfww #blackpill #wwomen #totalcuckstate
dude what the hell are u saying ever
drinkin fueI makes your tits grow hashtag Iifeha-ks
