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Scouring the surveillance footage from #IWANTCANDY night. Trust me. MOST of these clips are best never to see the light of day again. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b98abba0f13.png
(( Thank you to everyone who ParticiPated tonight and for all the laughs! #iwantCANdY #ERIdANweek @assistMint @gratuitousAnnuity httPs://i.imgur.com/ujmgmXC.Png
✨ I apologize for not making it to eridanweek this time my little monsters, i did rsvp but i had other matters to attend to. Maybe i can get some candy later~ Also here's a picture in one of my tour outfits <3 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b724ce54be4c.png #eridanweek #iwantcandy ✨
ii thinbgk i have a concussion my spheres are vvery sore and i cant really remember anything other than hatesnogging troll bruno marss murderer last night tthat was insane (tags: The Rankmaid/Juju, #nsfw, #icame, #eridanweek, #iwantcandy, #idontwantanymorecandyplease, archive rating: 🍭) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de89e459278e.jpeg
Like t his post to #help me #helpme
- Hi, Eridan Ammpora! 👋😆 Sure! Anything for you, bro! I mmean, Eridan Ammpora, fromm #EridanWeek. I, personally, amm a HUGE fan of signing contracts fromm mmy superiors without reading themm. So this will take mme 2-3 standard Alternian seconds. 😌
#IWANTCANDY begins in one hour. Are you ready? #eridanweek
THOUGH I HAVE ABSTAINED FROM ATTENDING THE IN-PERSON EVENTS OF #ERIDANWEEK AFTER THE UNFORTUNATE SITUATION I FOUND MYSELF CAUGHT UP IN DURING THE FIRST NIGHT, NOTHING IS QUITE SO VALUABLE TO AN AUTHOR AS LIFE EXPERIENCE. I'VE BEEN PERSONALLY ASSURED THAT EXTRA SAFETY MEASURES ARE BEING IMPLEMENTED IN THE INTEREST OF MAKING SURE EACH EVENT IS MORE EXCITING AND RESULTS IN FEWER CASUALTIES THAN THE LAST. THE RISK I'M TAKING IS CALCULATED, AND HOPEFULLY, I'M NOT THAT BAD AT MATH. #IWANTCANDY
yeah aight i wanna come this time #iwantcandy #eridanweek
gomen for being away today i was getting treatment post #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, Rankmaid-sensei, my face, heal me, #gore, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92341f3ed4c1.png
im exhausted thank you for your support tonight friends ill be back after i heal up from the explosion #eridanweek is not for chumps but im so glad i mustered up the courage to go tonight ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, good light, archive rating: G)
Was scrolling thu my palmhusk and found this pic I took last night at #eridanweek mew~ Managed to snag some VIP seating with the GOATs 👑 @barackObama 🏓 @archiveAddict and 📸 @beforianTimes https://i.imgur.com/ibfX7m1.jpeg #substances #blood mew~ 💖✨
w/e theyll both be @ #eridanweek 2nite anyways *EYEROLLLLLLL* #DRAMA #BOYSDRAMA #DRAMAQUEENS
A formal statement on the events of last night's MARVUS XOLOTO performance. It is my sincerest regret that our star performer was not able to enchant you all with the musical stylings of his newest single #BIGFATA$$. However, it seems the arrival of some additional bad actors, in a desperate plea NOT to change the ideologies of the people, but merely to gain my attention, detonated an explosive in the arena shortly after the announcement of the night's closing performance. UNFORTUNATELY, the sheer quantity of oil sprayed amongst the arena and crowds acted as an accelerator. Crockercorp pledges to utilize a water-based lubricant for all future events featuring two men in skimpy shorts slamming one another before a roaring crowd. Anyway. Reanimations and mass healings have taken place throughout the evening and are now completed. Thank you all for attending. Announcement for this evening's festivities are to come shortly. #eridanweek #bombing #oiledup #badcombo
LAST DUMBSHIT IMPULSE POST I MAKE BEFORE I LOG THE HELL OFF. IF I WAKE UP TO 1000 KULT (NOT FUCKING HAPPENING), I'LL POST SPHERES.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png Aw hell. #eridanweek #gotmyassbeat
sO, i WOULD HAVE, pREFERRED TO MAKE THIS INTO, a VIDEO, mAYBE WITH MY, uKULELE, bUT THE OIL, iRREPARABLY DAMAGED THE, cAMERA ON MY, pALMHUSK SO, tHIS WILL HAVE TO DO, uMM, wELL i PROMISED, mY FANS THAT, i WOULD NOT, gET INJURED, tONIGHT AT #eRIDANwEEK, aND, wOULD INDEED, bE IN THE #sPLASHzONE, sAFE AND SECURE WITH, mY GOGGLES AND, bULLETPROOF, vEST BUT, aS CIRCUMSTANCES, hAD IT, i DECIDED TO ARRIVE, rEALLY EARLY SO AS TO, gET A GOOD SEAT, tHOUGH i GUESS, mY TICKET PROMISED ME, a vip SEAT, sO, iN RETROSPECT THAT WAS, pOINTLESS, bUT, iT WAS SEVERAL HOURS, bEFORE EVERYTHING, aND NO ONE, wAS REALLY THERE, sO i DECIDED TO, eXPLORE A BIT LIKE, a BACKSTAGE TOUR, aND, aFTER, sCAMPERING UP THE RAFTERS LIKE A NUTSTEALERBEAST, i WAS LOOKING IN AWE AT, tHE VARIOUS VATS, aND BARRELS AND, iN MY EXCITEMENT, sLIPPED AND FELL, iNTO ONE, aND WAS, pRETTY BANGED UP BUT, i FELT FINE ENOUGH BUT, i COULDN'T GET OUT, oF THE VAT AND, nO ONE WAS AROUND TO HEAR MY SCREAMING AND, bY TIME ANYONE ELSE WAS, aROUND, mY VOICE WAS HOARSE, aND SO, tHEY COULD NOT HEAR ME AND THEN, tHEY STARTED POURING IN THE OIL, wHICH WAS, pRETTY HOT, aND, vERY DENSE, oR MAYBE, tHE OPPOSITE OF DENSE, wHICHEVER ONE MAKES IT, hARD, tO GET OUT OF, aND SO, wHILE MY GOGGLES, lUCKILY, pROTECTED MY EYES, tHOUGH, oIL STARTED LEAKING INTO THEM, aFTER, a FEW MINUTES, i WAS, sTUCK IN THERE FOR, sEVERAL HOURS, aND HAD TO WAIT FOR, tHE OIL TO BE DISTRIBUTED TO, tHE COMPETITORS AND, aUDIENCE, lUCKILY, tHE OIL SEEMED TO BE OF A SIMILAR, cOMPOSITION TO, sOPOR SLIME, sO i WAS FINE, bREATHING IT BUT, iT TASTED REALLY BAD, aND, KIND OF STAINED MY SKIN, a BIT, bUT ANYWAYS, i DID EVENTUALLY, mANAGE TO CLIMB OUT, bY, uSING HARDENED OIL DEPOSITS, oN THE SIDES AS, hANDHOLDS, bUT THEN, aFTER i DID GET TO THE TOP, i FELL, aND LANDED RIGHT, oN MY BUTT, hURTING MY, bUTTBONE, wHATEVER THAT ONE, iS CALLED, aND THEN, aFTER i GOT OUT, i SLIPPED A BIT, aND HIT MY HEAD ON A TABLE, bUT, oVERALL i WAS, pRETTY FINE, aND THEN, sOMEONE THREW A FOLDING CHAIR, wHICH HIT MY HEAD AND, cONCUSSED ME BADLY, sO i DID, eND UP GETTING HURT, dESPITE MY PROMISES, aND i AM SOMEONE WHO, lIKES TO TRY TO STAY TRUE, tO HIS PROMISES, sO, i AM VERY SORRY FOR, gETTING HIT IN THE FACE WITH, a CHAIR, aT #eRIDANwEEK, aND ALSO FOR, mISSING THE CHANCE TO TALK, tO ANYONE AT, tHE rUMBLE bUMPIN' uGLY pUMPKINS, eVENT, i AM, sORRY, aND i WILL, tRY TO DO BETTER IN, tHE FUTURE, tHANK YOU, #aPOLOGYvIDEO
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa3cff50569a.png Y'all hear something?
as is befitting an evvent in wwhich three glistening boys rumbled and ranked themselvves in their owwn glistening excretions and a cigarette smoking fujoshi wwith tears in her eyes spanked them into eternal homoerotic compliance it ended the only wway it could wwith evveryone exploding #icame
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/0LGSJH.PNG DUE TO RECENT DEVELOPMENTS I FEEL COMFORTABLE AGAIN TO SHOW MY RESPECT, ADORATION, AND SUPPORT FOR A @MRWORLDWIDE ONCE AGAIN. I CAN SHARE A BACKSTAGE PHOTOGRAPH I HAD TAKEN WITH THE "SUPER MUSICAL STAR" A FEW SWEEPS AGO THAT MY WIFE WAS ABLE TO PROCURE FOR USE ON AN ANNIVERSARY.
lol theY;re dead https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/18a78f103afd:png #eridanweek #art
#eridanweek #horror You find yourself in the same cubicle you've worked for the past ten years in. You find yourself alone in the half lit office building. You are the last individual in the building, everyone else has families at home. You gaze at the CRT Monitor displaying its 600 x 400 resolution. You are comforted by the warm hum radiating from its core. You flit your pupils about your digital workspace, resting on the internet explorer icon. You decide to click it, check a few personal emails. You are invited to a website, chittr.ing, it's called. You see it's created by an Alternian. @dynamicFlowfields You see your standard social media fare when you register. You see pictures of friends and foes of old sharing good tidings. You feel a warmth inside. You however, lose that warmth when you notice a small trend. You saw it every dozen posts or so. #imcoming. You chalked it up to an innuendo. You did not register the warning. You look into it a bit more as it begins to populate your feed. You see #eridanweek, your see #bouncingonit. You see no reason to be worried. You let yourself be comfortable once more. You find yourself reading one of Rankmaid's fictive narratives. @archiveAddict You don't let it excite you too much, you're still at work. You don't give #imcoming much more mind. You don't even realize it's already the second day of #eridanweek. You look at the clock, it is midnight. You wet your eyes with eyedrops, ever handy. You can not seem to turn away just yet. You begin to experience Eridan Week vicariously through the posts. You see the likes of humorous, possibly purely jesting, celebrities from Alternia and Beforus. You notice that nearly ever post of Eridan Week includes #imcoming. You notice that #imcoming slowly turns to #ImComing. You are uneasy from the new threat. You look elsewhere, exploring other tags such as #teatime and catching up with others who aren't involved. You see irrelevant posts to Eridan Week even begin to include #imcoming. You begin to see odd images aghast across your dashboard. You begin to see yourself in images you weren't aware of being taken. You see yourself commenting on posts long since past. You did not write these. You keep seeing it. You even begin to post #imcoming in these retroactive oddities. You assume that this is due to someone mimicking your identity. You attempt to steer conversation on the platform away from it. You hastily type up humor, and romantic posts. You are doing anything you can to drown out #ImComing. You notice it is larger now. #IMCOMING. You select the tag, out of sheer curiosity and perhaps a fear for survival. You need to know who is coming. You. You are coming. You scroll endlessly through the tag. You see yourself on every post. You see your own hollow words. You see your notifications begin to shift. You are bombarded, first, a dozen #IMCOMING Responses. You refresh. You see a hundred. You refresh. You see a thousand. You click one. You see yourself. You click another. You see your own account again. You scroll down your feed. You only see your own account. You see your profile picture, stretched, compressed, tortured, reflected in glass. You do not remember seeing yourself like this before. You try to log out. You fail. You try to close the browser. You fail. You try to shut of the monitor. You are tortured by its continued hum. You step away. You notice the lights are long since turned out. You notice the office is even darker than usual. You see the distant lights of other monitors flicker. You notice a rhythm. You notice a heartbeat. You notice it isn't yours. You look back to the screen. You see #ImComing is #ImHere. You do not remember this post. You do not remember thinking it. You see a live feed open itself. You see your grainy, monochrome cubicle in an old video. You see your chair, your desk. You see yourself. You are not looking at the monitor. You are looking at the camera. You see the image distorting as the alternate self begins to move closer. You see it distort the frame. You hear it. You do not have speakers. You hear it under you, or around you. You hear its cacophony of whispers. You hear it gently say, "I'm here." You see the monitor flicker. You see the camera cut out. You monitor briefly turns out as you lean forward. You see yourself in your own reflection, only behind you. You see chittr.ing return. You see a new post. You see @you. You see an image loading slowly. You clench your nails in anticipation as each line slowly creeps into rendering. You see your cubicle again. You notice it is empty. You aren't even there. You see the caption. #IMHERE You feel something breathing on your neck. You stand up to leave. You see its fingers slowly extend past your peripheral vision. You close your eyes. You shouldn't have stayed.
I think I like men.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b3a7397289c.png #iwasoiledateridanweek #eridanweek Are you ready? https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
[ THIS CHIT HAS BEEN PENNED BY A PAID INTERN. OPINIONS ARE REFLECTIVE OF DIRK STRIDER. ] #AREYOUCOMING? #ERIDANWEEK https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
- I'mm so glad I survived mmy Grub Trials. I'mm so glad I survived mmy Rites of Maturation. All of the death and pain and bloodshed... was worth it!!! 😀🤤 #EridanWeek
Livechitting from #ERIDANWEEK! I am SO hyped for this.
Be there or be square! At #eridanweek! https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35f8069316fd.gif
Feel that rumbling in the distance? Tonight's match is gonna be seismic. Be there. #eridanweek https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
8-> SWING BY DURING THE #RUMBLEINDAPUMPKINPATCH AT #ERIDANWEEK FOR A COMMEMORATIVE RUMBLE T-SHIRT, WHICH YOU CAN PURCHASE WITH YOUR #AMPORACOIN!
:33 < LIVE NEWS COVERAGE! Join us LIVE at the ringside of #rumblenight when THREE TITANS CLASH!!! Be sure to follow @beforianTimes to get ALL the hottest coverage where NOTHING WILL GO WRONG!! I mewself will be purrsonally commentating over the event along with the other casters. We hope to s33 mew there! #eridanw33k https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92250a533eae.png
please remember to visit our stall at #eridanweek in order to receive a FREE fitting from an unqualified apprentice today! if your outfit is ugly we WILL charge you however so PLEASE be mindful of what youre wearing #imcoming
#imcoming #imcocmgim #imcocming #imcomign #imcomging #imcomgjng #iimcomign
↗️#NSFW↗️ ↘️how ornery.↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d3439dc6f9b2.jpg
Thank you #eridanweek!!! See you Next Time ... 😈 https://i.imgur.com/bIwUdBb.png
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3rd night of #EridanWeek! I heard Troll Lady Gaga & Troll Pitbul both collaborated together! I wish I was there to experience it but alas, I have work.
incredible roses absolutely stunning i lovve wwizards so muc
AWWWWWWWWW YUSSSSS <333333 listen jane u dont GET IT its not gnomely ur vibes r like THE SORCERERS APPRENTICESS (apprentice + princess = u see?) LOOKIN GOOD ;))))
o do you now...... LMAO what a crazy coinkydink....
#imcoming To Flay You #violence
Happy STUPID #wizardwednesday at #eridanweek. I am reluctantly participating in the costume theming of the evening at the behest of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 This hat makes me look like a gnome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3ef4ea1b9df.png
\) -•-When the party is so loud you can’t hear yourself think, or make decisions, or remember anything… -•- (/ #eridanweek-•- (/
troll pitbull just wished me a happy wriggling day :)))) #eridanweek
Performing now #LIVE at #EridanWeek! Happy wriggling day to @karnalDetente and @karnalDetente#8255 respectfully! daleee
concept: flarping your teammates are nowhere to be found and youre surrounded by a group of three highbloods on the opposing team "you know this pathetic loser has been pitch flirting with me, right?" the leader sneers, staring at you while the other two girls on her team laugh "seriously...? they think theyre anywhere close to your level...?" your cheeks grow hot, swinging your weapon in their direction angrily and trying to come up with a way out of this contact with the teams clouders have been cut, its like youre not even playing the game anymore "mhm, i bet if i took my bulge out right now theyd just start sucking like their life depends on it" you watch in terrified arousal and she starts to unbutton her pants lazily, the two other girls flanking her pulling out palmhusks and giggling "hm... now that i think about it, your life kind of *does* depend on it, doesnt it, y/n?" the leader mutters darkly, licking her fangs and stalking closer (tags: Reader/Kismesis, flaerping, toxic yuri, caste difference, fuck or die adjacent, degradation, humiliation, #nsfw, #violence alluded to, #nsfwe, pitchfic, budding kismesissitude, f/a, f/f/f/a, archive rating: M)
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OMFG lik£, I think this will lik£, work. UGH https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Cosplay.png
* it's a beautiful day outside. * birds are singing, flowers are blooming... * on days like these, trolls like you... * Should be attending Eridan Week! #eridanweek #sponsoredpost
im still tryin 2 cope w/ what happened last nite...... #UptownFucked #RlySad #EridanWeek
The Chittr economy is in shambles. #Recession - MC Oleana
GOOD MORNING #ALTERNIA!!! Throw your hands in the air, and wave 'em like you just don't care, daleee
1 h4v3 b33n 1nform3d th4t w3 h4v3 lost two 1nt3rns to #3r1d4nw33k. tr4g1c n3ws but th3y d1d s1gn 4 w41v3r. 1nt3rns jo4nn4 4nd tr4c33 w1ll b3 m1ss3d.
"I saw, I came, I conquered Or should I say I saw, I conquered, I came." - troll Pitbul (Fireball by Troll Pitbul), feat. Troll John Ryan) Daleee.
↘️it appears that there is a handful of lesser ingrates and scammers that have marked me as an unsuspecting target.↘️ ↗️AS SOMEONE LIABLE TO FALL VICTIM TO A LIE OR RUSE.↗️ ↘️you're wrong.↘️ ↗️WHILE YOU STUDIED HARD IN GENERAL EDUCATION SCHOOLFEEDING TO PASS YOUR CLASSASSINATIONS, I STUDIED THE CANDLESTICK CHARTS OF INVESTMENTS AND STOCKS.↗️ ↘️i am a highly classed salarytroll.↘️
Can you See My Bulbs are shining bright? 'Cause I'm out heyre on the other side Of a jetblack ho tel mirror And I'm So Weak https://i.imgur.com/aq2sPw3.png
Thank you for tuning into #eridanweek night two. Our headliner for tomorrow evening will be @mcQ ! We're NOT OKAY at #eridanweek !
Another knife in my hands A stain that never comes off the sheets Clean me off, I'm so dirty, babe
Gaga’s Single Is Great, & That’s All That Matters #eridanweek
✨ Hello, hello my little monsters and beasties~ It's your favorite purple popstar Troll gaga! I think i might take a look into joining eridanweek to see what all the fuss is about! #eridanweek #fameMonster ✨
I held you close as we both shook For the last time, take a good hard look
And what if The Black Parade came to #eridanweek ? https://i.imgur.com/XX4kgRW.png
【 I'm already here, #EridanWeek. Oh yes, #ImComing. And I'm going to #MakeHimPay. 】
♰ okay... and what if maybe.. i was intrigued by #eridanweek .. ♰
got myself a cape at #eridanweek! ill take sum pics of me wearin it later :3
WOW I SURE LOVE ALL THE cROCKERCORP BRAND, eRIDAN-BASED, fOOD AND BEVERAGES HERE AT #eRIDANwEEK #cROCKERCORP #cONSUME #uNREALhEIRESStIARATOPflarpvrhEADSET - pOSTED FROM MY uNREAL hEIRESS tIARATOP flarp vr hEADSET -
concept: being edged so long you literally cant stop your bulge from slipping into your own nook completely debasing yourself while you let out panicked and humiliated squeals for them to look away, struggling against the restraints on your wrists and ankles they just laugh and lean closer to watch (tags: Reader/Anonymous, Troll/Human, Troll/Troll, Troll/Carapacian, humiliation, extreme denial, degradation, pitchcoded but quad unmentioned, #nsfw, voyeurism, edging, bondage, #nsfwe just in case, archive rating, E)
8-> THAT'S RIGHT EVERYONE, TROLL BRUNO MARS HAS BEEN MIRACULOUSLY REVIVED AT #ERIDANWEEK! SPREAD THE GOOD WORD WITH #HEISRISEN AND MAKE SURE TO BUY IN TO #BRUNOCOIN, AS ITS VALUE SHOULD ONLY SKYROCKET THANKS TO THIS ABSOLUTE MIRACLE!
I was persuaded to join )(ere by my matesprit, so I )(ope t)(is ends up being a good avenue for making friends, so... S)(ello everygoby!
Decided to, Like, pull Up to #eridanweek After all~
>([just #ad a #oe try to cut in front of me in line for a funnel cake at #eridanweek #ad to stand ten toes and straig#t bitc# slap t#e mf after #e called me somet#in i s#ant repeat but ill tell u w#at t#e stand owner gave me an extra cake for free so its all gucci]
> once you #bounc1ngon1t hard enough you can double jump #er1danweek <
3833 < I hope everyone is having fun at #EridanWeek! > 3833 < Try to survive! > 3<833
arigatou gozaimasu for 200 followers kyaa (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, rankmaid-sensei, my face, #nsfw, #gore, archive rating: T) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7ed72d593824.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20d8180d534e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2d5573922a86.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/135e05e2f0bb.png
YET ANOTHER DAY OF #ERIDANWEEK! I AM FRIGHTFUL, BUT WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS TWO DAYS IN A ROW DURING/ON/AROUND THE SAME EVENT? I STILL DON'T QUITE UNDERSTAND HOW ALL OF THAT WORKS, BUT I AM POSITIVE THAT TODAY'S FESTIVITIES WILL BE LESS #VIOLENT AND #CRIMINAL AS YESTERDAY'S! SEND POST.
(Girlllll) I wwant you to tap that like button if you're gonna come wwatch me twwirl around at #EridanWweek tonight
Hey Eridan (Eridan) Your quirk is kinda hard, man... But since I started my journey of ancestral connection, I realized it takes a lot of dedication to be like you (Ooooh) (Mmmm like himmmm)
"#eridanweek day 1: flush*/pale" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Eridan Ampora/Reader, flushfic, chitfic, a walk on the beach, chittr mention, fluff, tsundere!eridan, #imcoming, writing prompt, archive rating: G) eridan had called you here to meet by the shore it was a strange thing! he was usually quite dismissive of your extended attempts at friendships, liking his chittr posts and commenting on what you could he didnt always reply, but he was always sending a like your way regardless there was always a flutter in your blood pusher when that notification appeared in your inbox the dm was unexpected but accepted nonetheless you gave a small wave and a happy smile when he approached, his eyes low and a nasty little grimace on his face "oh... is something wrong?" you asked, feeling nervousness begin to rise "wwhat? no nothins wwrong" he responded plainly with fluttering fins, brushing his fingers through his hair and purposefully avoiding looking at you you walk along the shore getting to know more about each other he says that hed been admiring your brash nature online, that he enjoyed the way you spoke your mind and cared little for the disagreements in your replies seemingly out of nowhere, the thick acidic scent of rain fills your senses, and droplets of slightly stinging rain begin to pour down on the two of you you feel eridan move in a bit closer, reaching for his cape and slowly arching an arm over you to protect you from the rain you bring your gaze up to ask him what he was doing, but you realize he was already looking at you red hearts held within wide eyes, cheeks flushed a deep violet, nothing but admiration on his sharp features he immediately flicks his face away with closed eyes and a tight frown to pretend he hadnt been caught as you continue to walk protected by his cape, flushed feelings swim between the two of you "i had a fine time but i wwould havve preferred it hadnt started fuckin rainin" "maybe next time we could hang out at my place?" you ask sheepishly "yeah wwhatevver maybe" you cant wait for the next notification notes: my eridan is quite sweet and gentle but i understand there are many different eridans so this is my take on a tsundere!eridan happy #eridanweek #imcoming
DIED AT #ERIDANWEEK. GOT REVIVED. CURRENTLY NURSING THE WORST GODDAMN MIGRAINE THAT HAS EVER PLAGUED A NON-GOLD THINKPAN. THIS IS THE STATE IN WHICH I WILL BE FULFILLING THE CUCK CHAIR PROMPT FOR DAY TWO. SOME OF YOU MAY "CATCH STRAYS." I REFUSE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THIS. #NSFW
▲guess i finally arrived at #eridanweek▼ ▼so this is where all the good parties went, of course they did▲ ▼@gullibleColumnist I got your ciggies dont keep me waiting▲
i survived light one of #eridanwwwweek and all i got wwwwas this hangover and folykls autograph on mmmmy forehead #substances
swwwwoon i'mmmm never cleaning the grease off mmmmy glasses agaib
>--D=I'd=like=to=preemptively=thank=everyone=for=any=and=all=posts=made=about=#eridanweek=sadly=I=won't=be=able=to=attend=no=matter=how=much=I=want=to=so=all=your=posts=are=really=helpful=with=feeling=like=im=there=even=though=im=not=:(//<
Today's #eridanweek demo experience at the UNREAL HEIRESS TIARATOP FLARP EDITION Virtual Reality Headset will be a real-time combat simulation across the LAND OF WRATH AND ANGELS. Complete with realistic pain receptor engagement. Maul your friends! Vanquish your foes. Then refuel at THE AMPHORA, our exclusive VIP wine bar. #violence
#eridanwweek day twwo is in full swwing come dowwn to my booth for some bbq i got ice cold grubburgers sittin on a unlit grill along wwith some icy grubdogs get em before theyre gone
Some of you animals are brutally misusing the #eridanweek commemorative plastic cookie buckets.
Which of these #eridanweek treats has been YOUR favorite? ♥️- THE CHUM BUCKETS - 48 OF OUR FRESHLY BAKED CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES WITH ONE GALLON OF ICE-COLD MILK, SERVED IN TWIN COMMEMORATIVE PLASTIC #ERIDANWEEK BUCKETS ♦️- THE "MAKE SWANSON PROUD" - A SMOKED TURKEY LEG WRAPPED IN CANDIED BACON AND CRISPY BONELESS CHICKEN THIGH ♣️- THE HEARTSTOPPER - A TRIPLE GLAZED DEEP FRIED CINNAMON HONEY BUTTER STICK ♠️- THE ORPHANER - A FIVE-POUND LOCALLY SOURCED LUSUS TENDRIL, YAKITORI GRILLED WITH A SPICY SOY GLAZE
rankmaid arisen Wordle 1,746 5/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 (tags: The Rankmaid/Wordle, #substance, breakfast, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4b6e0d23a1a0.png
First person to bring their successful #wordle attempt to the gyro stand will receive a FREE breakfast gyro and a LINE-CUTTER FASTPASS to the UNREAL HEIRESS TIARATOP FLARP HEADSET PRODUCT COLLAB.
it's come to my attention that troll bruno mars wvwas mowvwed dowvwn at #eridanwvweek. in truth, wvwe lost a good soul today to the chaos of mirth. this is alwvways wvwhy i argue against the clowvwns and their merry making- i'm sure a face painted freak wvwas responsible here. more importantly, i havwe read reports that troll cher is alright. good. otherwvwise i wvwould havwe had to get invwolvwed. #eridanwvweek - the orphaner dualscar
But of course. We still need him for tonight's show. Who else is going to ceaselessly twist and grin and frolic around that stage?
Good morning, all! I hope those of you residing at our campgrounds make use of the hygienic facilities to hose yourselves off prior to the commencement of DAY TWO OF #ERIDANWEEK ! Seriously. Please bathe. Some of you were rotten on your way in, and I do NOT mean your @clownBae concert diapers. The official casualty list will be posted outside between the musical performance roster and the gyro stand. Congratulations. Official counts from last night NOT INCLUDING CROWDHEAL tally in at 142. *Gyro stand currently offering breakfast options.
tonight was very busy and scary people died and a well dressed man was very kind to me ever since getting on this website everything has been a blur i need a cigarette (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #eridanweek, vagueposting, amouage reflection, #substance, archive rating: G)
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/KUQ6MY.PNG OUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS GO OUT TO THE LUSSI OF TROLL BRUNO MARS. WE DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT NEW AGE HOKUM BUT IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS. IGNORE MY GRACIOUS LADY LOVE SHE SAW SOME CHILD SLIP ON SOME BLOOD TRYING TO GET TO THE STAGE #ERIDANWEEK #VIOLENCE #TRAGEDY
The people spoke. We have listened. Starting on night two of #eridanweek, there will be multiple trampolines of varying sizes to accommodate for the raucous demand for whimsical physical activities. By participating you agree to waive any liability for physical injury or interpersonal strife born from #bouncingonit from the staff. Go nuts.
so this #eridanweek fin aint closed for invites yet yea? im tryna sea if all these pepearl chittin boat some chaotic stuff goin down were lyin or naut
>([guys troll bruno mars just got killed at #eridanweek t#is is really gonna fuck up t#e performance sc#edule #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/31cd338dfc31.png]
ERIDAN WEEK #ERIDANWEEK
find my pages at #eridanweek
HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME AT THE AFTERPARTY! SAFE TO SAY I AM LOCKED IN FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK! #ERIDANWEEK
I am NXT at #EridanWeek I am NXT BEING HELD XUTSIDE XF THE VENUE WITH A SHXUTPHXNE. I AM NXT BEING CARRIED AWAY IN BEDAZZLED HANDCUFFS. I KNXW MY RIGHTS - MC Oleana
fuk i enjoyed troll michael jacksons music but i understand y he had 2 go... wat a dam shame :/ #eridanweek
IM NOT DONE I JUST HAD TO HIT THE GEEK IM RABID IM UNSTOPPABLE I CANT BE STOPPED LEAVE NOTHING BUT A TRAIL OF POOP IF YOU ART MY ENEMY THEN THOU ART MARKED FOR DEATH I PUT FISH HOOKS THROUGH YOUR LUSUS AND SCARE YOU OUT YOUR JAMMIES YOU MUST BE A CLOWN THE WAY YOU’RE JOKING WITH ME WE’RE SMOKING GENUINE POISON YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT DONT LET ME CATCH YOU SKULKING IN OUTGLUT THE HAMMER OF GOD WILL GREET YOUR NUGBONE SHORTLY I RUN THIS JUNKYARD FIND ME ON THE TIRE TOWER BOGARTING THE JOINT COUGHING IN YOUR EXPRESSION PLATEAU TAKE A DEEP BREATH IM GONNA SIPHON THE AIR STRAIGHT OUT YOUR BREATH SACS WHEN YOU EXHALE TURN YOU INTO ORIGAMI I WARNED YOU ABOUT PLAYING WITH ME ERIDAN ASKED IF I HAD ANY THREES I GUT PUNCHED HIM SO HARD HE SHAT DIAMONDS GO FISH BITCH IM THE LAST REAL SON OF A BITCH THERE IS #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
my shooters look like troll bruno mars we’re smoking that uptown funk that shit that carbonates you im lighting the pipe and sucking on the glass dont try to cross me ill double dutch your ass until youre naught but shadow ive done worse to innocent men for less im a freak i cant be pinned down you want me get in line i got three billion women gnashing their teeth for a chance to set me to rights my girl say she cold i say i know whatll warm you up welcome to the light show bitch i absorbed a v12 engine right out of the scuttlebuggy it turned me inside out im more blood than shell im acrid tied starving rats to the opps and sent them out to sea they came back to me as gravel this shit aint nothing to me man #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
twerkin @ #eridanweek ;)
im not at #eridanweek in person but im loving all of the streams thanks for the updates everyone it means a lot to those of us unable to attend 0v0 #imcoming around to this music also
How are you people already perishing. Time for a crowdheal. Lift up your hands and bask in the ichor of the gods.
Confeshshion 12: "i'm at marvus' concert rn. this guy's music is genuinely unlistenable this has to be an industry plant" Thoughtsh? #badopinions #eridanweek #marvusateridanweek #music
THIS MARVUS FELLOW'S MUSIC SURE IS INTERESTING! IF I HAD ACTUAL EARS THEY WOULD MOST CERTAINLY BE DECIMATED BY NOW! MY HEART GOES OUT TO ALL THOSE WHO HAVE TO TAKE COUNTERMEASURES AGAINST POTENTIAL EARDRUM RUPTURING. #ERIDANWEEK #MARVUSATERIDANWEEK
I HEARD THAT THE HXST LICKED EVERY SINGLE XNE XF THE CXCKTAIL SHRIMP AT THE #ERIDANWEEK BUFFET TABLE. AND IT'S XVER PRICED. #FELLOFF - MC Oleana
Oh MAN this is gonna be a GOOD TIME. #eridanweek
Ok this juke joint is really banging but its kind of making my brain hurt.
Unreal Heiress, turn that shit the fuck up. #marvusateridanweek
I'VE COME TO REALIZE I MISREAD THE CHARACTER LIMIT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE WAS AN EXTRA ZERO? I CAN GENUINELY POST 16K CHARACTERS AT A TIME? I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN TRUSTED WITH THIS POWER, BUT NOW THAT I HAVE, IT WILL BE EVERYONE'S PROBLEM.
lOts Of talk abOut #eridanweek fOr a few days nOw, never heard Of the guy but it must be impOrtant if there's this many big names gOing! as a fan Of massive events, i guess #imcOming XO
It's wwhatever (Wwhatever), it's wwhatever (Wwhatever) It's wwhatever (Whatever) you like (Wwoo!) Turn this 아파트 into a FLARP (Uh-huh, uh-huh)
See, normally, I don't stutter, but you d-d-d-d-do it to me (Eridan!)
Without you, I've been goin' crazy (Eridan!)
Little known trivia. Our company, Macro Cullsmos, was in part named after the first troll sky skimmer to ever reach supersonic speed. The original sky skimmer was called the Macro Sonic. Goregle it, if you'd like to learn more about it. #Innovation #Technology #Business - MC Oleana
[PART TWO] THERE’S ROOM ENOUGH IN THE PILE FOR BOTH OF YOU, BUT JUST BARELY. EVERY SPOT WHERE HIS BODY IS PRESSED TO YOUR OWN FEELS COMFORTING AND COOL, SOOTHING THE HEAT THAT HAD BUILT UP JUST UNDER YOUR SKIN. YOU RESIST THE URGE TO PRESS YOUR BURNING CHEEK TO HIS CHEST. YOU’VE ALREADY DEBASED YOURSELF ENOUGH TONIGHT. “you really shouldnt a run off like that" "WHAT, YOU WANTED ME TO DIG MY HEELS INTO THE GROUND AND DRAG EVERYONE INTO ANOTHER HALF HOUR OF POINTLESS BACK AND FORTH?" "but you wwerent evven wwrong though and you wwould havve heard me tell them as much if youd stayed" YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO THAT, BUT HE SEEMS TO BE ABLE TO HEAR HOW LOUDLY YOU'RE THINKING. "if cant trust me to havve your back then wwhat am i supposed to do you didnt evven come to me yourself i had to come find you" HE'S RIGHT, AND OF COURSE HE KNOWS HE'S RIGHT. "I'M SOR–" "stop i didnt come to get an apology from you i came to make sure youre okay" YOUR TEETH DIG INTO YOUR LIP AS HIS COOL FINGERS WIPE AT YOUR WET CHEEKS. "so are you okay" YOU'RE BETTER NOW THAT HE'S HERE, BUT YOU DON'T TELL HIM THAT. YOU JUST NOD. "good" YOUR EXHAUSTED PAN STARTS TO SLOW AS YOUR MOIRAILS FINGERS COMB THROUGH YOUR HAIR IN CALM, SHORT STROKES. YOUR EYELASHES ARE STILL DAMP, BUT YOUR CHEEKS ARE MORE OR LESS DRY WHEN YOU FINALLY SUCCUMB TO THE URGE TO REST THEM AGAINST HIS CHEST. THE STEADY PUMPING OF HIS PUSHER LULLS YOU THE REST OF THE WAY TO SLEEP. #IMCOMING #ERIDANWEEK #RPF #ERIDANXREADER #PALEROMANCE
Players! #eridanweek
IN ORDER TO KEEP UP WITH A MUCH TIGHTER #ERIDANWEEK TIMELINE THAN ORIGINALLY ANTICIPATED, I AM PUSHING BACK MY REVIEW OF “MIDNIGHT RAIN” TO PARTICIPATE IN THE WRITING CHALLENGE. AS DEEPLY TALENTED AS @archiveAddict IS, I CANNOT IN GOOD CONSCIENCE ALLOW HER TO CARRY THE WHOLE EVENT ON HER SHOULDERS ALONE. THE PROMPT I PICKED WAS “PALE.” DUE TO CHARACTER RESTRICTIONS, MY SUBMISSION WILL BE POSTED IN TWO PARTS. #IMCOMING
On your way to the stage at #eridanweek, DON'T FORGET to stop by our product demo stalls to test out the latest Commemorative Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP EDITION, complete with optional LETHAL MODE FEATURE. *Lethal Mode feature will be unavailable for demo testing at #eridanweek.
If the party wwas over And our time on Earth C wwas through (Ooh, ooh) (Eridan!)
Restless crowds of local civilians are already gathering at the #eridanweek musical venue to enjoy an evening of smash performances from our choice lineup of musical artists. Are YOU coming to #eridanweek? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e1a64c14e44a.webp
ughhhhhhhh ok against my better wwisdom an judgement im bein forced to reconcile wwith reality an also bein told that im not allowwed to stay shored up in my hivve because its bad for the mental health or somethin like that so I GUESS #imcoming to #eridanwweek i hate alla you
If there's a Pickle to be grasped and turned over at #eridanweek, rest assured--#ImComing!
Aww, yeah (Uh) Wwhat's up, baby, I'mm here to mmeet Eridan!
omg guyssss careful brunos gonna get shy LOL
↘️after being completely and utterly embarassed by the superior appearance of a rival's velveteen card, i have put countless hours and perhaps even a single night into planning and arranging a new extension of my business paraphernalia.↘️ ↗️PLEASE LET ME KNOW HOW THIS COMPARES.↗️ ↘️it will be printed on woodgrain.↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eaadd2865ea6.png
>([i met a traveller from an antique land w#o said two vast and t#icc legs of stone stand in t#e #ot ass desert... near t#em on t#e sand #alf sunk a s#attered visage lies w#ose frown and c#apped lips and sneer of signature superiority tell t#at its sculptor well t#ose passions read w#ic# yet survive stamped on t#ese flaccid t#ings t#e #and t#at mocked t#em and t#e #eart t#at fed and on t#e c#ittr timeline t#ese words appear: my name is ozymandias king of kings look on my c#its ye mig#ty and despair not#ing beside remains round t#e decay of t#at colossal wreck boundless and nakey t#e lone and level sands stretc# far away]
@crideaJeevik hey u cumming 2 #eridanweek? apparently its da big ting arund here othr than ur week :U
🎦 ill b livestreamin my walkaround @ #eridanweek u guyzzzz if u cant make it just tune in and check the feed!!!
What is #eridanweek and why should I care about it?
guess #immmmcommmming to #eridanwwwweek
Friends of mine have been urging me to go to #EridanWeek, so that I might show the world the works I have been doing. But no, I say, my time has not yet come. Your time is always here, the world cannot hate you, so I say you go to #EridanWeek. I am not going up to this festival, for my time has not yet fully come.
>([s#ut t#e fuck up everyone im sat got a slurpee got my large bad a doritos #imcoming to #eridanweek]
HAPPY #ERIDANWEEK TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE. REMEMBER TO ANOINT YOUR FOREHEAD WITH ASHES TO COMMEMORATE HIS VICTORY OVER ALL LUSII. #IMCOMING
in honor of #eridanwweek i am wwantin to reconcile wwith those ivve wwronged and maybe evven hurt wwith my lusus killin antics if YOUVVE been orphaned by eridan then first wwrite a strongly wworded letter in red ink and take it to the tallest peak in the land SET THE LETTER ALIGHT sing a hymn as the ashes are blowwn dowwn the mountain pass finally fuckin do us all a favvor and FLING yourself off the cliff then and ONLY then wwill i entertain the notion of apologizin also fuck you and your ugly dead lusus
you have to tag #imcoming
eridan wweek is newws to me id like to see eridan get into one a his typical escapades wwith a sort of sorcerous and devvilish hotblooded vvixen that ends wwith ruined orgasm plus twwo eridans
kayyyy K FINE heres my tier list for freddy vs jason super scary smashers: all stars (2034) (4 the sega slider) since every1 was so curious https://i.ibb.co/ywRLMT3/tierlist.png
should i release my tierlist for freddy vs jason super scary smashers: all stars (2034) 4 the sega slider.....
#bouncingonit at #eridanweek
#imcoming hard to #eridanweek they are not ready they dont want me there they cant stop me
Additionally- official announcement post soon, but DO NOT forget to chit #imcoming to the official #eridanweek festivities.
Queen is fine.
It wouldn't be a ride to work without some minor projectiles plinking off the sides of the armored vehicle. Also, the weather is positively balmy this end of the Human Kingdom this morning.
Unreal Heiress, play Comfort Eagle by Cake.
Lik£, m£ and th£ b£sti£! #£ridanw££k #imcoming https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration94.png
sO i READ BACK, tO GET A HANDLE ON THE, #DRAMA AND,,, wAS THAT, iT? iT WAS LIKE,,, KIND OF, rUDE AND, bRISTLY AT WORST, tHERE WERE NO, pITCH VIBES, aT ALL,,, pEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND, KISMESITUDE, mAYBE,
concept: holding yourself close, biting into your shoulder as you go at a pace thats just right "you like it like that?" you mumbled under to your breath, hearing a pathetic moan leave your lips in response "you know we do" (tags: Reader/Reader, #selfcest, #nsfw, #nsfwe, thank you chittr trends, archive raiting: E)
Por Que
↗️TONIGHT, I AM REMEMBERING THE LUSUS THAT BROUGHT ME TO THE OPENING THRESHOLD OF THE CORPORATE LADDER.↗️ ↘️he is not dead he has just been removed from the premises for being kind of a jack ass and also an annoyance.↘️ ↗️BUT I AM REMEMBERING.↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f3b06d9ff372.jpg
↗️IMPORTANT PEOPLE I AM ALWAYS QUOTING ON THE CLOCK.↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/126342280f82.png
>([need recruits for #t#ewar does anyone know w#ere i can find t#is dude we need #im fr #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/b5c0101a864d.png]
this is for all you fuckers that clearly dont knoww shit bout large bodies of wwater youd think this stuff wwould be fuckin obvvious but past experience has taught me otherwwise so lemme lay some things out for you numbskulls theres alwways somethin fuckin dangerous lurkin nearby youll float as long as you curl into a ball so dont fuckin flail nevver go into the wwater wwith someone you dont fully trust thats all the tips i havve for tonight noww get lost #oceanthoughts
the harness makes his spheres look so good you dont understand he wears tight shirts on purpose i know it i know it and the black on black pinstriped pants that fit so good he knows how to dress and he ignores me a lot but thats just because hes a working man he smelled like latex last time i got the chance to see him but thats was so long ago i wonder what he smells like now his last photoshoot with him leaning back in the chair the one where hes smoking i literally had to order a second edition because i got blood all over the first one (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, clothing fetish, suit fetish, his spheres i, kyaaa, archive rating: M)
o ur an orphaner?? my moirail used 2 b one 4 our empress but he left dat shit behind becuz fuck thaaat!!! srry but i herd dat job is pretty stressful esp when u gotta help fuckin trizza of all ppl
Lik£, h£h£ ;P
J££vik w££k has lik£, nothing on #£ridanw££k #imcoming
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Throwback post. Can you believe it has been fifteen years. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a5d39ec02e8f.PNG
I promised that if my previous post received enough likes, I would show you all which piece of godfiction inspired me to lobby for the criminalization of godfiction, and I intend to follow through. It was not a literary work as you might suspect, but a video. It has now been taken down, but you may recognize these screenshots. Let me know if you do. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1d43b6ab0101.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fc41a01b715e.png
CHITTR SHADY FACT #26 • “actually i heard (from a trusted source) that eridan is really attractive and clever too??”
troll bruno mars is #LOCKEDIN for #EridanWeek #Yuss #HeJustTwirledOnFaceTime
dude u didnt see it but he just grinned and did the sexiest lil twirljump u ever did see #BrunosIn #EridanWeek
Arrested Development rewatch.
concept: your fingers tracing the seams of his suit, slow and deliberate, feeling the way his breath hitches as you drag your nails down the crisp lapel over the taut fabric of his waistcoat, the sharp line of his tie he whimpers when you pause at his collar, when you grip the knot and pull, just enough to make him arch into your touch with a pathetic expression on his face his belt is loud as you begin to unbuckle it while he nods his head desperately (tags: Reader/Suited Man, #nsfw, power dynamics, touching, whimpering, sigh, clothing fetish, archive rating: M)
oH MY GOD IS, tHAT OFFICIALLY, tHE TRUTH??
waking up -0- hello chittr! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #substance, evening meal, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0576baa3298d.jpeg
Was Thinking Of Doing Virtual Concert.. Some Of My Favorites That Were Never Hits & Some That Were.... Only Problem ... Been Singing 50+ Sweeps... Too Many Songs 😳
#TooLoud
I RETURNED MY FOCUS TO THIS SITE ONLY TO FIND THAT I HAVE RECIEVED MY FIRST "HATE" REACTION... I'M SURE THIS WAS NOT WITHIN THEIR INTENTION, BUT THIS ONLY SERVES TO MOTIVATE ME FURTHER! THE KEY INDICATOR OF FAME IS THE HATERS ATTEMPTING TO SABOTAGE YOU! HASHTAG OWNED!!!
what if boys start kissing at the pparty
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Beating off two fellas at once is no small feat! Your flowers are well deserved compadre.
;P!! <3
uh, $he a lil′ freak, i gue$$ i′m an animal, e-i-e-i-o
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Hate to give it to you, but you're right. Too many bandwagon hoppers on here and only a scant few following through. Ampora here will actually get #OiledUp and let himself get spitroasted, unlike the plethora of posers and degenerates clogging the tag.
wwent to the buyblock not only is it filled wwith lowwbloods but they got the bloody egg lepus here oh great alternian empire bestoww me the strength not to smoke him in front a all these grubs
Can someone eXplain why I just slipped and prostrated myself before the entire work floor due to the viscous substance coating every surface. Why is everything #OiledUp. If I wasn't getting paid #Overtime right now.... - MC Oleana
↗️I SOLD MY OIL SHARES YESTERDAY. WHAT DO YOU MEAN.↗️
)(-----------ELLO C)(ittr! )(ow are eeling tonig)(t? )(ave you remembered to water your plants? Yourselves? Let's start off wit)( a positive affirmation. Repeat after me. 'I look CUT--E in t)(ose )(eels.'
↗️I WILL ALWAYS TRUST THE MAN WHO DEGRADES ME OPENLY AND IN PUBLIC.↗️
8-> I'M SEEING SOME FINANCIAL CONFUSION ON MY TIMELINE. FEAR NOT, I'M HERE TO AID YOUR WALLETS AND PORTFOLIOS! 8-> #AMPORACOIN IS IN ASSOCIATION WITH #ERIDANWEEK AND THE EVENTS HOSTED WITHIN! 8-> #ERIDANCOIN IS AN INDEPENDENT CURRENCY PROJECTED TO CONTINUE INCREASING IN VALUE ON A LINEAR SLOPE! 8-> BOTH ARE INCREDIBLE COINS! GET IN ON THE GROUND LEVEL, #HODL AND SELL HIGH! HUGE RETURNS!
While I won't embarrass myself by claiming to have borne #RUMBLECOIN from my own head like Zeus granting wisdom to humanity with his daughter Athena, I will stand on the fact that I know a good opportunity when I see one. Before me I see two lines, one of emerald and one of orange, rising and falling in a desperate bid to outdo each other. And so I ask you, our faithful audience of the Patch; Which line do you want to see shattering through the stratosphere? And which associated cohost of RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH do you want to see pay for their representative stock's failure to perform? This is a question that only you can answer. Winner take all. Loser gets milked for all they're worth. Let's get these numbers up. Tonight at 10:00 p.m. ET.
>([we stumble we fall we get #urt but no matter #ow bad t#ings get we are still #turkingit]
no luck in my pursuit a the peanut i havve cruised oceans plural an criminally crossed intergalactic borders an still there is no trace a the legume beast i am currently ensconced in a tree wwith my penultimate rifle wwhile the savvage denizens a the foreign sleazehole i find myself attempt to gently persuade me to alight wwith swweet fruit these damn freebooters must possess a preternatural ability for sensin hunger fortunately i am a carnivvore because consumin flesh adds to my musky powwah an allegedly revverses hair loss
just shot a grub i think oh wwell
i think im gonna go home noww
8-> IN HONOR OF #ERIDANWEEK I AM LAUNCHING #AMPORACOIN INVEST NOW AND SEE HUGE DIVIDENDS!
Wake. #Hustle #Grind #Boss #Girlboss #WomenInStem #TGIF - MC Oleana
absolutely despondent evwening. here is a tip for the less scientifically inclined and unfortunate idiots dragging on the coattails of society. chairs are for the wvweak. wvwhenevwer possible, you should strength your legs by standing as often as possible. if you feel a distinct pain in your tendons or ligaments it is most likely your body trying to strength your muscles by elongating them. givwing in to this pain honestly makes you unwvworthy of using the chair's respite in the first place. i am lookin at you, office wvworkers. you aren't safe just because your quotas are in numbers and not sevwered heads. - the orphaner dualscar
This is why the only doors I open for myself are metaphors. For opportunities.
🚨 BREAKING: Troll Rupaul Breaks Silence On Barack Obama's New Happy Hour Legislation: "Every hour I'm getting fucked up is happy hour to me, girl! Am I right, or am I right?" https://i.postimg.cc/K89KHGfs/trupaul.png
me when im chitting and #ImComing in grubmart :flushed:
betwween the last knowwn physical manuscript from the age of the signless all the wway up to the first documented historical records of the age of the empress theres approximately twwo thousand swweeps of lost time thats completely unaccounted for see they wwanna make you think that things havve been this wway for functionally forevver but you knoww it gets mightly suspicious wwhen they also make it illegal to owwn any documents or manuscripts past a certain swweepdate almost like they be tryin to hide wwhatevver the hell wwent dowwn durin alla those dark ages some people evven speculate that it wwas a rightful revvolution wwhat been wwiped out from historical records for good reason guess wwell nevver really knoww but its an interestin tidbid nonetheless #history #oceanthoughts
8-> BUY ONE GET ONE JET SKIS TODAY ONLY!
"the shade for you" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Reader/Moirail, railpails, moirail kissing, black lipstick, more than moirail kissing, make up, yuricoded, #nsfw, bottom reader, archive rating: E) summary: your moirail helps you with your makeup... and ends up ruining it you stare up towards your moirail with a stillness in your blood pusher, lips parted slightly to allow her to run the wand of her lipstick over them at a careful pace youd told her that you wanted to try out some new makeup and that she was just the person to help, just like with everything else! "you know, y/n, i really think this shade was made for you..." she says, squinting as she focuses and begins the top lip shade? you think, trying not to laugh, its just black! your moirail is straddled on top of you to work on your horizontal body like a canvas, her hair falling like a curtain around your face as she works your eyes glance towards the bag she had pulled the tube from nearby, falling out of it various other eyeshadows and products that you... recognize she smiles as she finishes nodding her head once, giving you the chance to clarify what you suspect "is this... your lipstick? the one you have on right now?" you say incredulously, a smile forming "yeah?" she replies, taking your cheek in her hand to rub her thumb beneath your lower lip to fix some smudge thats a strange feeling... you squirm a bit under her "does it look good?" you ask meekly "hmm..." you watch as she leans down towards you, pressing her lips to your cheek and your other cheek and your forehead you burst out laughing, shoving and kicking to try and get her away "youre ruining your work!" you cry out through your joy, opening your eyes to see her staring down at you with wonderment "y/n... you look so... beautiful" "huh?" you grab her hips as she moves down to suddenly paint your neck with the same lipstick shade you both now share, gasping out a noise of surprise and pressing your knees together uncomfortably "h-hey! if you keep-... doing that... i-...!" you try helplessly, sinking your fingers into her skin your moirail pulls back with soft pants, connecting your lips properly to smear and mix your matching lipstick with warm saliva before traveling lower, and lower and lower leaving the shade that was made for you in her wake
#ImComing to eridans week but only if he puts on like a velvety robe and this big ol conical hat.... ohhhh yea.... thats rite
- I thought you were supposed to chit #ImmComming to get a corporate job you barely mmanaged to get a Hand on back. I thought that was
wvwhat the fuck is that. - the orphaner dualscar
young grubs these days need to be terrified. it is like lusii milk to them. wvwithout fear, their bones wvwill not devwelop properly. - the orphaner dualscar
>([its too late batman i already flooded t#e water supply wit# #eridanweek supplements]
Lik£, #£ridanw££k!
- She told mme to Chit #ImmComming, so I'mm Chitting "#ImmComming"
-------------------------------------OOC------------------------------------- ---------------------- PINNED POST / ACCOUNT ESSENTIALS --------------------- DISCLAIMER: If you have been blocked, please do not take it personally. Some blocks are being used more as a "mute" function, and very few are actually serious. If you write something I don't want to see, I will probably block you to avoid accidentally interacting. This may include extreme #NSFW, visual nudity, ERP, #incest, or fetishposting. Exceptions made when it's funny. Roger Rabbit Rules on all things. -------------------------------- JANE CROCKER -------------------------------- Generic Earth C Jane Crocker. 25 years old. CEO of Crockercorp. Unethical billionaire, socially controversial figure, NOT YET pursuing a career in politics. May not be canon compliant. Not married or publicly affiliated in any romantic relationship. No children (yet). Slowly drifting apart from the other Creators. Neurotic. Rude. Self-enabling. Closet case. Millennial. Spoilers from other timelines are A-OK. Doubles are great. DMs are open to all for IC and OOC interaction. Will thread in DM or move longform to MXRP.
I understand the ethical concerns of powering ChitGPT on troll blood. However, most of the lowbloods fed to the machines are performing the menial jobs we plan to replace, anyway. Ultimately, the cost balances out. #CostSaving #SmartInvestment #FinancialAdvice - MC Oleana
As am I. I'm so happy to fulfill the request of a highblood. It's a relief and not at all an inconvenience that I will now have to reformat the entire company calendar around this change. - MC Oleana
Bored. Need to orchestrate circumstances to make this happen between two people for my entertainment. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b56ae5cc0e7.jpg #gore
An update to #MacroMarch - Due to a scheduling conflict, we are now pushing back the event to May! Spread the word and save the date! Chit #MacroMay and #MayICome to be added to the list for further updates and event planning! - MC Oleana
I write these words through another, as my own words decay and die. The Book of the Doomed, I should never have gotten my hands on it; I don't remember how I did, nor why, only that I did, and that I opened it. I cannot part with it. This clown magic grants me fleeting freedom, and I thank a good friend for granting me this mercy, but it only pains me more in the present. I am going to become quiet again once this message leaves, if it does. This is my final call for help. Once I am finished transcribing this book, I am going to spread its contents. Please don't let me.
A barkbeast being treated with dignity, moments before being sent to the laser eXplosion chamber. #Insprational #Heartwarming #AnimalCruelty #Free #CrueltyFree https://files.catboX.moe/X8jksa.jpg - MC Oleana
by popular request my almighty an omnipotent bitch breaker the priapic kraken a the seas fuckin your lusus barkbeast style #nsfww https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86190e418510.jpg
@amorousFortune thank you so much! >0> my KUDOS ❤︎ on the beautiful work! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1ca15a79164f.png
if you cant shit standin up then do me the favvor of blockin me #nsfww
bl00d everywhere 0hhhh n0 11 th11nk 0ne 0f my teeth fell 0ut 11m h11d11ng 11n a cab11net r11ght n0w shes g0nna k11ll me l11terally what am 11 supp0sed t0 d0 11m n0t a f11ghter!!!!
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◥▶◀◤ --> I am ready to tackle another day of being me, which will be both easy and awesome
morningg eriii
>([lofi c#its to fall asleep to]
It's impossible to get a good energy sludge around this place. #RiseandGrind #SuccessMindset #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana
- Nice social standing, bro! I agree of mmy own volition! 😁😄
I'm pleased to announce that Macro Cullsmos will be partnering with ChitGPT! Culling has never been easier! Look forward to new AI features, such as lowblood detection, drone automation, and more! #MacroCullsmos #Advertisement #BusinessOwners #EntrepenannihilatorSpirit - MC Oleana
Congrats to the winners of the first-ever Auction in Da Pumpkin Patch. We'll be hosting more of these in the future, so better keep your asses glued to those seats. Rummage around between the cushions for some spare change to put towards the next one, Lord knows you'll need it. Proceeds will be donated to Consorts Without Grillz once the amount is finalized.
OHMYEMPRESSOHMYEMPRESSOHMYEMPRESS THE ZESTUM JUST TALKED TO THE EMPRESS
◥▶◀◤ —> When you are all able to get over being you, I would recommend trying to be me
the masses are up in arms ovver my divvisivve decree on imposin plus 2 or minus 2 eridans in the replies on chittr and as such havve (yet again for long time followwers) hijacked my airship and are raining the wwrath of a million dead angels on my hivve this is NOT a cry for help these im good at rememberin faces and these garbage eatin landlickers are gettin their lususes executions EXPEDITED
LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86f8d78a85fc.png
OMG lik£, h£r£'s my outfit for a party I was at tonight!<33 :P https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration87.png
Back from doing shit that actually matters. See y'all in a cool forty. Not of the swigging type.
Wagon Wheel Watusi
look im seein a kerfuffle on my timeline ovver some trashy asshole hackin my account and sayin i ate my horse if you KNOWW me you knoww im savvin that horse for a truly fuckin rapturous occasion
don't bite the hand and feets too this is just a peek into my twisted fuckimg pan follow for more at @splendidSophist
I Am On The Stephen Trollbert Show Tonight ‼️
He⁻ard one⁻ of my the⁻orie⁻s de⁻monstrate⁻d wonde⁻rfully by anothe⁻r scare⁻ntist and would like⁻ to share⁻. Suppose⁻ you have⁻ a cube⁻ e⁻mitting two e⁻qual pulse⁻s of light on the⁻ le⁻ft and right face⁻s, and the⁻ box is moving to the⁻ le⁻ft. The⁻ le⁻ft light is blue⁻shifte⁻d, whe⁻re⁻as the⁻ right light is re⁻dshifte⁻d. The⁻ blue⁻shifte⁻d light carrie⁻s more⁻ mome⁻ntum than the⁻ re⁻dshifte⁻d light, but the⁻ ve⁻locity has not change⁻d. The⁻re⁻fore⁻, the⁻ mass must have⁻ change⁻d in orde⁻r to make⁻ up for the⁻ change⁻ in e⁻ne⁻rgy.
some joker reported me to troll PETA and noww im stuck in a prolonged firefight wwith the entirety of troll PETAs 183rd infantry regiment you think theyd learn not to be so flippant after i obliterated the other 182 but lusus lovvers are as THICK AS THEY FUCKIN COME
Glubs into t)(e abyss. 38D
no idea is as absurd as the idea a progress - junbug kekvvoa https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bdc0eee68524.png
just got back from patrollin the shore for errant beasts to throww into the sea wwhen i happened on a pretty little rust blooded vvixen twwirlin their hair all wwhimsical like they thought itd be cute to toss a little clowwn sludge (ugh FAYGO) into my neck a the oceans so i followwed em hivve and speared their lusus #justorphanerthings
[missed my window] [its over]
OMG lik£, I'm so sorry this lik£, took so long to find! OMG I didn't r£alis£ I lik£, had so much to sort through, ill post th£ oth£rs wh£n I lik£, find th£m! <3 :P https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration86.png
a human curious about your anatomy asks to learn you lay down in complete silence as they start exploring every single inch. asking questions while they poke and prod “does that feel good, y/n?” they finally ask “y-… y-yes…” you choke out (tags: troll/human, carapacian/human, anatomy discovery, nonsexual touching, shared exploration, inexperience, #nsfw, accidental, archive rating: E)
i like puns to be clawnest!
on fish tv i bet they watch eel or no eel as hosted by howie mackrel.
that wwas me not sorry
Love can bloom, even on the battlefield. Also hate can bloom on the battlefield. And moirailship can bloom on the battlefield. Not sure about the clubs one, though. Not sure what the deal is with that.
current mood: rich as fuck
flaerp (tags: is this anything, because i think its something, flarp after dark, violence, archive rating: E)
OMFG lik£ for r£al? Thats lik£, SO sw££t OMG <33 DM m£ lik£ wh£n£v£r :P!!!
Im lik£, glad you can h£ar m£ out on that!! You know anywh£r£ to lik£, g£t anything though? I lik£, hav£ my boss£s mon£y so that is NO issu£ l£t m£ t£ll you. LOL <3
betwween the cronii an my femboy alt <3< this bloodline is cooked so much for hemopurity
i am not your "lil" bro an if you evver attempt to instill any kind a familial human camaraderie betwween us again i wwill feed you to the lusii at the zoo
I guess you haD: that :Coming.
If I'm everr the cløuderr I give extrra arrmørr pøints førr gøød cøstuming.
#BottomFeeD:er is a homophobi:C anD: violetphobi:C slur anD: I'm re:Claiming it.
this hidden crypto gem is about to 100x 🚀🚀 last chance before it explodes #altcoins
http$://cdn.imgche$t.com/file$/fd8b77ef184c.png that$ deep a$ fuck.
striders vs lalondes no one can tell you humans apart anyways!
Born to laze arounD: in the sea, for:CeD: to... oh, no, that's just what I D:o anyways. #D:ontHateMe:C auseYouAintMe #SeaD:wellerLife
ivve just wwaxed and polished my horns feelin #fresh
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seapunk is easily one of my fave niche aesthetics its so cool
it wwas a bloody and brutal affair but after stern negotiations those peasants kowwtowwed and i scuttled them wwith the airship into the briny depths #feedalusus #justorphanerthings
not to vvaguepost but to wwhoevver owwns the shoddily colored in box car outside the local troll olivve garden i squashed your pitiful shit wwith my awwesome fuckin airship
Yes, this does read like a fume-huffing lack of inhibitions. It is doggone mortifying to witness.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/699474964092420136/1486179852649238599/image.png?ex=69c49058&is=69c33ed8&hm=2bd9e44eedb57b6021b0eb3630ee1b52cb36ede6798bc2db07b6df8afbbd881b&
Proship? Yeah I am. How else am I to cross the canal.
-- Who Up Seain They Dweller
I don't have a current picture of it on hand but here's the base model of my oldest tool https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/423bed05df42.jpg Ego sum ira Domini.
[oh yeah i should probably post my FLARP costume] [do people wanna see that]
[quit bein a shitter on chittr] [and come have a lark in FLARP]
i think my lusus is very sick it keeps leaving weird stains on the ceiling and rhe walls and the floors and the neighbors and the poems and the windows this is just a peek into my twisted fuckimg pan follow for more at @splendidSophist
bitches l0ve that fl0rescent lights give me a panic attack.
YES YOU DO MY HEIRESS! HOWEVER I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO GLAZE, I'VE NEVER BAKED ANYTHING PROPERLY BEFORE BUT I WILL TRY MY GLORIOUS HIGHBLOOD!
[Legendary FLARPer Minoru Suzuki in 932 engaging in a battle on a moving train] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/b4332368bdf0] [.] [png]
[Imperial communicator Bensha Pyerio's old flarp character 'Fakksahn Logician' (926) https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/9375dfb581db] [.] [png]
https://i.imgur.com/TICfZoD.png #nsfw
I suppose I'm obligated to utilize the new functions of the site as they're bestowed upon the userbase. All I really have on hand are unsolicited messages from my other platforms. This piece was an artistic rendering of my infantile delivery unto Earth-A, entitled "Heiress Never Cry." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a34387f29476.png
=^.-.^= I'd be n' awesome raccoon fish!! =^.-.^=
I refuse to believe a single one of you is actually drinking gasoline.
wwwwell thank god snowwww is good for everyone #substances