♠ hated by @caligulasAquarium
Finally something to look forward to during #Eridanweek. - MC Oleana
An #eridanweek finale official post. #gore #murder Good morning, all!!! For those of you attentive to religious milestones from worlds past, this day holds some significance. For others, it is merely the bookend on yet another long, toiling week. I propose an alternative! Day Five of #eridanweek was an endeavor of such indulgence that on Day Six, I bid you all rest. You may be feeling your own regrets. Remorse, guilt, embarrassment. A FOOLISHNESS for trusting someone close to you, or yourself for allowing that to happen. And perhaps you are even thinking to yourself: "Gee whiz!!! I am such a piece of shit BETRAYER to all things I ever held dear!" Well, come on down to the ORIGINAL #ERIDANWEEK VENUE for the ULTIMATE ACT OF ATONEMENT. This moral laxative is sure to grease the skids on utterly vacating you of ALL the self-doubt and emotional complications presently bloating you to discomfort. Your FIGURE OF WORSHIP is here to REDEEM YOU OF YOUR SINS. My sins! And most of all, HIS OWN PUTRID REPREHENSIBLE SINS. PAST AND PRESENT. You are reading this correctly. This evening, Eridan Ampora WILL BE CRUCIFIED. He will die FOR YOU, dearest worshipper. And we will all feel a whole lot better about ourselves. And if you personally were murdered by Eridan Ampora, YOU are entitled to a FREE JUMBO BUTTERSCOTCH TURNOVER. Visit the NANNA'S HANDPIES stand to redeem both this offer and your own moral failings. Happy fucking Eridan Week, traitor! >:( @caligulasAquarium
Scouring the surveillance footage from #IWANTCANDY night. Trust me. MOST of these clips are best never to see the light of day again. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b98abba0f13.png
#IWANTCANDY begins in one hour. Are you ready? #eridanweek
[ THIS CHIT HAS BEEN PENNED BY A PAID INTERN. OPINIONS ARE REFLECTIVE OF DIRK STRIDER. ] #AREYOUCOMING? #ERIDANWEEK https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
zcrew #eridanweek!!! it zuckz!! rechitt if you agree!! #nothingweek #antieridanweek
Be there or be square! At #eridanweek! https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35f8069316fd.gif
YOU ARE GROSS.
~vvho even is this guy? eridanvveek fell off
Thank you #eridanweek!!! See you Next Time ... 😈 https://i.imgur.com/bIwUdBb.png
#EridanREEK - MC Oleana
Happy STUPID #wizardwednesday at #eridanweek. I am reluctantly participating in the costume theming of the evening at the behest of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 This hat makes me look like a gnome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3ef4ea1b9df.png
The Chittr economy is in shambles. #Recession - MC Oleana
THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR PATIENCE. HERE'S THE CUCKOLD BULLSHIT. [DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR. VOLUNTARILY FEATURING @terminallyCapricious#2753] THE POSITION MIGHT BE AS EMBARRASSING FOR YOU AS IT IS FOR YOUR MATESPRIT. NO, NOT THE CLOWN UNDERNEATH YOU WITH A BRUISING GRIP ON YOUR HIPS. YOUR MATE IS THE VIOLET SITTING A FEW FEET AWAY, FULLY CLOTHED, ROUND EYES DARTING DOWN FROM YOUR FLUSHED FACE TO THE FAT PURPLE BULGE RUTTING ITSELF BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS. YOU CAN'T SEE THE EXPRESSION OF THE TROLL BEHIND YOU, BUT YOU'RE SURE HE'S GOT THE MOST INSUFFERABLE FUCKING SMILE PLASTERED OVER HIS DUMB FACE. INSTEAD, YOU WATCH ERIDAN SQUIRM IN PLACE, THIGHS SQUEEZING TOGETHER AND CLAWS DIGGING INTO THE UPHOLSTERY. "fEeLs GoOd As FuCk…" LONG FINGERS MOVE FROM YOUR HIP TO YOUR BULGE, AND YOU CAN'T HELP BUT TO BUCK UP INTO THEIR LOOSE GRIP. ERIDAN'S EYES ARE DRAWN FROM HIS MATE'S BULGE IN ANOTHER TROLL'S HAND TO A SPOT OVER YOUR SHOULDER, AND YOU CAN GUESS FROM THE SHIFT IN HIS EXPRESSION THAT GAMZEE IS HOLDING EYE CONTACT. "AiN't ThAt ShIt FeEl GoOd FoR yOu, BrOtHeR? bEsT gEt YoUr BeLiEvE oN tHaT i'Ll Be mAkInG yOu FeEl MoRe MoThErFuCkInG bLiSs ThAn ThAt LiTtLe FlUsHfLiNg Of YoUrS eVeR dId." WHATEVER YOU MEANT TO RESPOND WITH, YOUR WORDS CATCH IN YOUR CHUTE AS GAMZEE'S FINGERS DIP INTO YOUR NOOK. THE NOISE YOU MAKE IS PATHETIC, AND ERIDAN'S FINS TWITCH WHEN THEY CATCH IT. HE CAN'T KEEP HIS HAND FROM DROPPING TO HIS LAP TO PALM HIS NEGLECTED BULGE THROUGH HIS PANTS. "ShHiIiT… yOu'Re AlReAdY dRiPpInG fUcKiNg WeT. tHiS cUtE nOoK oF yOuRs Is ReAl ExCiTeD fOr SoMe GoOd PrOpEr AtTeNtIoN. yOuR iTtY bItTy MaTe JuSt IsN't EnOuGh FoR yOu, Is He? WeLl YoU dOn'T gOtTa WoRrY aBoUt ThAt NoW. i'Ll Be SuRe To KeEp YoU sOmE fRiEnDlY cOmPaNy." HIS "FRIENDLY COMPANY" FILLS YOU TO BURSTING AND KNOCKS THE BREATH OUT OF YOUR BELLOWSACS. #IMCOMING #ERIDANWEEK #RPF #ERIDANXREADER #GAMZEEXREADER #NSFW #CUCKOLDRY
And what if The Black Parade came to #eridanweek ? https://i.imgur.com/XX4kgRW.png
【 I'm already here, #EridanWeek. Oh yes, #ImComing. And I'm going to #MakeHimPay. 】
Have you considered Eridan Ampora/His Own Frond? Just a thought. - MC Oleana
▼man this eridan week sucks bulge▲ ▼best thing to do here is leave▲
ohhhhhhh okay uhm once uPon a time there was a troll NAMEd ERIdAN and he sat on a chair whenever he sat on the chair he WOULd go !UCK! because it hurt to sit in one night someone else TRIEd to sit in his sPecial chair ERIdAN SCREAMEd "NO WWAIT THATS THE UCK CHAIR" but it was too late the STUPId troll HAd sat in the uck chair. CUCKEd by his own chair the Poor SEAdWELLER hung his HEAd in shame ANd dRAGGEd his feet with one last dESPAIRING look back he dIdNT look back in anger though no instead he TURNEd ANd SAId "you knoww wwhat? I'll make my owwn wweek and i wwill call it eridanwweek" ANd thus #ERIdANWEEK was CREATEd .the ENd. #nsfw #ERIdANWEEK #uckchair
As we prepare f9r an9ther night 9f #eridanweek, I have 6egun t9 rec9nsider my stance 9n the entire affair. After spending the past few h9urs painstakingly scr9lling thr9ugh the entire hashtag and 6earing witness t9 the carnage, I must rescind my supp9rt f9r #every9neweek, and in fact, rescind my supp9rt f9r any9ne having a #week at all. It is n9t s9mething I d9 lightly, and I ap9l9gize t9 every9ne wh9 had expressed interest in #every9neweek, 6ut I cann9t keep silent. I, like many 9f y9u, had 6een tricked int9 thinking it was an earnest, intellectual cele6rati9n 9f life and unlife achievements. I see n9w that it is n9thing 6ut an excuse f9r want9n hed9nism and de6auchery, and I simply cann9t stand t9 see six m9re nights 9f attendees tearing 9ne an9ther apart f9r n9 real reas9n. If y9u, like me, find y9urself appalled at yesternight's events, j9in me as I take a 6rave stand against the madness and hav9c 9f Eridan Week. With en9ugh 9f y9u p9sting str9ngly w9rded Chitts a69ut y9ur dissatisfacti9n, the event 9rganizers will have n9 ch9ice 6ut t9 heed 9ur w9rds and put an end t9 this gr9ss act 9f 9verindulgence. Please use the f9ll9wing hashtags t9 ensure y9ur p9st reaches the pr9per audience. #AntiEridanWeek #N9thingWeek
The people spoke. We have listened. Starting on night two of #eridanweek, there will be multiple trampolines of varying sizes to accommodate for the raucous demand for whimsical physical activities. By participating you agree to waive any liability for physical injury or interpersonal strife born from #bouncingonit from the staff. Go nuts.
>([guys troll bruno mars just got killed at #eridanweek t#is is really gonna fuck up t#e performance sc#edule #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/31cd338dfc31.png]
I am NXT at #EridanWeek I am NXT BEING HELD XUTSIDE XF THE VENUE WITH A SHXUTPHXNE. I AM NXT BEING CARRIED AWAY IN BEDAZZLED HANDCUFFS. I KNXW MY RIGHTS - MC Oleana
i have not been and will not be listening to any of this purple pan melting shit im looking for a spare microphone and or megaphone for reasons that will become clear later if anybody knows where to find one lmk #eridanweek
Ok this juke joint is really banging but its kind of making my brain hurt.
Unreal Heiress, turn that shit the fuck up. #marvusateridanweek
==C< i f()und ()ut what #eridanweek was ==C< heres an #eridanweek art base f()ar ya)) https://cdn.imgchest.c()m/fi)es/2e9be785a885.png
Little known trivia. Our company, Macro Cullsmos, was in part named after the first troll sky skimmer to ever reach supersonic speed. The original sky skimmer was called the Macro Sonic. Goregle it, if you'd like to learn more about it. #Innovation #Technology #Business - MC Oleana
I'd like to make a formal disclaimer that Macro Cullsmos is distancing itself from #MacroMarch and a certain other associated hashtag. Do no use the hashtags in relation to us or our company. Especially the other one. We are no longer affiliated. Don't say the words. Do NXT say them. They have been #Banned. Thank you. - MC Oleana
Players! #eridanweek
On your way to the stage at #eridanweek, DON'T FORGET to stop by our product demo stalls to test out the latest Commemorative Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP EDITION, complete with optional LETHAL MODE FEATURE. *Lethal Mode feature will be unavailable for demo testing at #eridanweek.
Restless crowds of local civilians are already gathering at the #eridanweek musical venue to enjoy an evening of smash performances from our choice lineup of musical artists. Are YOU coming to #eridanweek? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e1a64c14e44a.webp
#nsfw #joke!!!!!!!!!!funny!!!!!!!!! #imcoming but not 2 eridanw eek
>([i met a traveller from an antique land w#o said two vast and t#icc legs of stone stand in t#e #ot ass desert... near t#em on t#e sand #alf sunk a s#attered visage lies w#ose frown and c#apped lips and sneer of signature superiority tell t#at its sculptor well t#ose passions read w#ic# yet survive stamped on t#ese flaccid t#ings t#e #and t#at mocked t#em and t#e #eart t#at fed and on t#e c#ittr timeline t#ese words appear: my name is ozymandias king of kings look on my c#its ye mig#ty and despair not#ing beside remains round t#e decay of t#at colossal wreck boundless and nakey t#e lone and level sands stretc# far away]
WE'LL STAY PUT, THANKS.
betta not see no peixes talkin aboat attending whateva the fuck eridanweek is
Friends of mine have been urging me to go to #EridanWeek, so that I might show the world the works I have been doing. But no, I say, my time has not yet come. Your time is always here, the world cannot hate you, so I say you go to #EridanWeek. I am not going up to this festival, for my time has not yet fully come.
:33 < i was trying to think of ways to celebrate #ampurraw33k :33 < or i guess #eridanw33k is the official name, im sorry for that :33 < and then i realized a great way to celebrate ampurra: :33 < impressions!! i can be a great ampurra copycat z:|| < hhello snivvvvlin peons it is i eridan ampora z:// < i am sso fancy shmancy that i am so mmean about lowwwwbloods z:\\ < has anyyone s33n my big sstupid ccape? z:// < evvvvrynyan knows i cannot step out of my silly hive wwwithout oone blowwwwin bbehind me :33 < h33h33h33!! #happyampurraw33k
Additionally- official announcement post soon, but DO NOT forget to chit #imcoming to the official #eridanweek festivities.
#Eeeeyup #HesWearinMahRobes
1TS B33N SO LONG S1NC3 W3V3 S33N 34CH OTH3R WHY DONT W3 M33T UP 4ND 1 BR1NG NOTH1NG BUT ROCKS 1N MY L1TTL3 POCK3TS!!
#jeevikweek is ackshually da bomb nd u just jealous
u take dat back!!!!
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J££vik w££k has lik£, nothing on #£ridanw££k #imcoming
BEWARE of dangerou$ UN$EEN THREAT$. Troll$ ju$t like YOU are being $ET UPON by EVIL $PIRIT$ of the decea$ed. Troll$ with UNFINI$HED BU$INE$$, tainted by the act$ bringing their death$!* *Cau$e of evil $pirit$ are hotly debated. $ome $ource$ claim labeling decea$ed troll$, regardle$$ of ca$te, to be dangerou$ and problematic. No claim$ are proven.
Throwback post. Can you believe it has been fifteen years. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a5d39ec02e8f.PNG
I promised that if my previous post received enough likes, I would show you all which piece of godfiction inspired me to lobby for the criminalization of godfiction, and I intend to follow through. It was not a literary work as you might suspect, but a video. It has now been taken down, but you may recognize these screenshots. Let me know if you do. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1d43b6ab0101.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fc41a01b715e.png
CHITTR SHADY FACT #25 • “eridan has mildew pass it on.”
troll bruno mars is #LOCKEDIN for #EridanWeek #Yuss #HeJustTwirledOnFaceTime
dude u didnt see it but he just grinned and did the sexiest lil twirljump u ever did see #BrunosIn #EridanWeek
oH GOD, i TRIED TO CATCH, tHE BAG OF CHEEZ-ITS, tOSSED AT ME, bUT i HIT eRIDAN, aND i THINK, hIS OLFACTORY NUB, iS BLEEDING BECAUSE, tHE BACK OF MY NECK, iS KIND OF COLD AND WET, tHOUGH, iT COULD BE SNOT, aND ALSO, tHESE CHEEZ-ITS ARE ALL, sMASHED INTO DUST, sO i CAN'T EVEN REALLY, eAT THEM, wITHOUT MAKING A MESS, wITH, mY CURRENT, sCARF BASED RESTRAINTS, tHOUGH, i WILL TRY BRAVELY, aNYWAYS, aND HOPEFULLY NOT MAKE A MESS, oN THE uBER xl, fLOOR,
omf eridan is doing DEEEEEATH DAGGER EYES rn
a lOt oF MoThEr fUcKeRs hAvE BeEn aSkInG Me aBoUt iF I'M GoNnA GeT My bIg bUlGe bUsInEsS AlL Up iN #eRiDaNwEeK. wElL GuEsS WhAt? HtTpS://CdN.ImGcHeSt.cOm/fIlEs/c5b39D1A2542.JpEg
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 𝄱eri𝅗𝅥anweek m𝅝re ♫ like 𝄰eridanweak l𝓂a𝅝 gotte𝆐 htt𝒫s𝄢𝄍𝄍i.𝄽i𝆐gur.𝄽𝄴𝅝m𝄍54𝓂a7bi.𝄽m𝒫4 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
#ImComing and I won't stop #Coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. #SignalBoost #Solidarity #GrassrootsMovement #SocialJustice - MC Oleana
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That's it. I have been left with no other option but to reclaim my power. PRXCLAIM IT LXUDER THAN ANYXNE. SCREAM IT FRXM THE HIGHEST MXUNTAINTXPS WITH RIGHTEXUS FURY AND FRUSTRATIXN TX DRXWN XUT THE XPPRESSXRS TRYING TX SILENCE ME. BEAT MY NUB BLXXDY AND REND MY SQUAWK BLISTER RAW THRXUGH TEARS IF I HAVE TX, JUST TX LET IT ALL XUT. A TXRRENTIAL CASCADE XF FLUIDS SPILLING FXRTH FRXM ME, IF XNLY TX PRXVE THAT I'M STILL ALIVE. AND I DXN'T CARE WHX WITNESSES ME. I WANT THEM TX WATCH. DX YXU HEAR THAT?! #IMCOMING! #IMCOMING! #IMCOMING! #IMCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #nsfw #Imaygetfiredforthis - MC Oleana
We're reclaiming #ImComing. Chit #ImComing to let them know we're taking to the streets. #ImComing for liberty. #ImComing for justice. #ImComing for recognition and painting it everywhere trolls with working ganderbulbs can see it. - MC Oleana
Tonights action was off the chain!! If you missed three handsome fellas getting handsy on the big screen youre in luck! This triple feature is fit to be packaged and sold on a bro to bro level. Direct yourself to the inbox of my wrastlepal @timaeusTestified#0414 and sink your digs in PROMPTLY. Limited edition! ( Sorry to the sore loser @caligulasAquarium ) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c82002737785.jpg
8-> #OILINGUP FOR THE #RUMBLE IS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY! AND REST ASSURED, YOUR #RUMBLECOIN WON'T SLIP OUT OF YOUR FINGERS, SINCE IT'S BACKED BY THE BLOCKCHAIN!
#OilingUp.
#OilingUp.
Good Light To Everyone Except For The One Who Hated My Last Chitt In That Case Count Your Days Heart Emoji
Course it ain't over. We're gonna go all night long.
vwait a second dude... vwhat shape is that line making..? it couldnt... no, it couldnt be, right? is it fucking going wvvwvwwvwvwvwvwvwvvwwvwvwv #eridancoin
I HXPE YXUR PARTY FLXPS!!!!!! - MC Oleana
im going to start shitting #imfarting even harder now
i just dont want you to think i abandoned you
you aint even seen how grimy i get dont worry ill keep getting slimier
While I won't embarrass myself by claiming to have borne #RUMBLECOIN from my own head like Zeus granting wisdom to humanity with his daughter Athena, I will stand on the fact that I know a good opportunity when I see one. Before me I see two lines, one of emerald and one of orange, rising and falling in a desperate bid to outdo each other. And so I ask you, our faithful audience of the Patch; Which line do you want to see shattering through the stratosphere? And which associated cohost of RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH do you want to see pay for their representative stock's failure to perform? This is a question that only you can answer. Winner take all. Loser gets milked for all they're worth. Let's get these numbers up. Tonight at 10:00 p.m. ET.
\) -•-Not everybody can afford new clothes, rich boy. Besides I like the ones I have.-•- (/
>([we stumble we fall we get #urt but no matter #ow bad t#ings get we are still #turkingit]
I hereby c0l0nize Erid@n week, @s the British empire will get můch m0re pr0důctive resůlts @s 0pp0sed t0 the cůrrent n0ble Hem0types. G00d d@y, this is n0t ůp f0r deb@te, lest y0ů f@ce my l@ser sci-fi můsket men.~
I'M NOT FECKLESS. DON'T CALL ME FECKLESS. I'M MORE FECK FUL THAN YOU COULD EVER HOPE TO BE, CAPE FREAK. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU.
~° I think that Eridan troll is using it for something self-aggrandizing. ~°
Keep that zhit far away from all of uz.
oh just cuz its funny
nobody on this grey alternia is using that hashtag
As we say our goodbyes to the month of March, we at Macro Cullsmos are holding an online eXclusive event for the neXt week! Just chit the hashtags #MacroMarch and #ImComing to participate! - MC Oleana
>([lofi c#its to fall asleep to]
It's impossible to get a good energy sludge around this place. #RiseandGrind #SuccessMindset #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana
Going out tonight. And 8y going out, I mean walking outside and throwing rocks at the first people I see. Stay inside.
◥▶◀◤ —> When you are all able to get over being you, I would recommend trying to be me
LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86f8d78a85fc.png
“me = mc stared” -albert eyestein
"me = mc 2cared" - albert friight2teiin
i'm getting danger0usly cl0se t0 2000 kults. d0 y0u pe0ple actually want me t0 delete my acc0unt.
Testing something. ❤️ If you like Blood and Beasts better than FLARP. ♠️ If you like FLARP better than Blood and Beasts. Wrong answers are getting put on a list. #BNB #FLARP #GAMING
aIn't nOtHiNg bEtTeR ThAn a gOoD CuDdLe sEsSiOn aFtEr mEsSiN Up a mOtHeR FuCkErS FaCe pAiNt. ShIt mAkEs yOu fEeL AlL WaRm aNd gIdDy iN ThE DeEpEsT PaRtS Of yOuR MiRtH HoLe. WhO'S FeElInG Me? :o)
#HoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoNk #cLoWnPoStInG
I'm an ADULT now, I don't need to FLARP.
Oh. Still not going.
That sounds fucking insuffera8le, no thanks!!!!!!!!
Uh huh.
Nothing is casual with you.
If this is your pu8lic attempt at flirting, you're doing a pretty shit jo8!!!!!!!!
What are you trying to imply.
Anyway!!!!!!!!
Fine. Hey.
caegers are the root of all evil this is just a peek into my twisted fuckimg pan follow for more at @splendidSophist
My best friend, Troll Wayne Gretzky.
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Troll Wayne Gretzky said that, and I abide by that hero's words.
i have t0 kn0w. what part 0f y0u is the flippers.
Ranks very lowly in comparison to Sagittarius.
:O) jUsT DoN'T ChOkE On iT, bRoThEr.
right? they just cant help themselwves. the proles dont get that hate aint the opposite of adoration, its indifference, or vwhatewver
#l0wdualscaruinely.
another night another chance to meet the one. keep an open mind ladies, you newver knowv wvhen you might meet mr. right
vwhatevwer you say lil bro
Is This An Emotion Available Only To Seadwellers?
>([t#ats really cool man today i t#rew car batteries into t#e ocean and beat my record for ciggies smoked at once]
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FROM THE HIGHEST PEAKS OF THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN, BROTHER ZENTRI FELL UNTO HIS KNEES AND CRIED INTO HIS PALMS. HE SCREAMED AT THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS, AND ASKED THE SAVIORS WHY THEY HAD FORSAKEN HIM, WHY AFTER LIVING A LIFE OF SUCH GREAT MALICE AND VIOLENCE HAD HE BEEN DAMNED TO SUFFER IN REVULSION. THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS CAME TO HIM, HUMBLING THEMSELVES, AND REACHED OUT TO PLACE THEIR PIOUS HANDS UPON BROTHER ZENTRI'S HEAD AND SAID, "SHIIIIIIIIIIIT MY BAD DAWG WE FORGOT BOUT YOU." ZENTRI 2:12 #faith #subjugglator
When somebody opens up chittr, and sees all the new chits that have been written since they've last been online, do they say, "Oh chit!"?
well fucking get it t0gether.
Quad this post for a book recommendation. #Goodreads #Literate #LetmeHelpyou
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ broke wader alert. ]
there 2hould be an exten2iion for hiidiing 2eadweller po2t2.
First look at Troll The Rock as The Gran|) Highbloo|) in the live-action 'THE SIGNLESS' remake. https://c|)n.imgchest.com/files/7c0c25010688.png
okay now ♯howdoiblockalltheseadwellers
> that feels unc0mf0rtable 1s 1t n0t just s0ggy
BY FILES. WE MEAN. FILES YOuR TAXES. WHICH MANY WOMEN CANNOT DO. WITHOuT HELP. SO YOuR SHITTY INADEQuATE FORM OF GOVERNMENT CAN FuND. MORE GRuB CRuSHER MACHINES. EVEN THOuGH IT IS YOuR "GOG" GIVEN RIGHT. TO BuILD YOuR OWN? OF THOSE FuCKING THINGS? DON'T LET THE WOMEN OF YOuR LIFE. RuIN A GOOD THING. YOu. LET YOu RuIN YOu WITHOuT THEIR HELP. IT SOuNDS TO ME. LIKE YOu NEED A WEALTH PORTFOLIO MANAGER. SOuNDS TO ME. LIKE YOu NEED $CASHOuTIBORN. AND I AM GONNA BE THAT BORN.
i would sooner trust a clown telling me i'm going to survive the circus than anything a fish-blood says.
i don't know what's funnier. the fact they said that, or that you expect me to believe it.
This was a clever lie.
🌊🐎🏑🏑🔫❓🤴👶😵📉📉
