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@caligulasAquarium — #gladiating

much as id lovve to continue loiterin around this quaint little pastoral shithole drinkin wwhipped instant energy sludge and inflictin terrible vviolence on the locals vvia the means a my eager manservvant all good things must come to an end except OBVVIOUSLY my reign as prince a hope wwhich wwill last ad infinitum lucky for me before i dropped @gallivvantingGourmand off at the torture cylinder depot and began scribing my teleportation circle for one a certain foulblooded bitch of unfathomably ill repute @handMaid fleww across the sea and only mildly destroyed the countryside so to join me for spinach...Read more

Kult: +38
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Ratio: 0.95

turns out the troll roman forum is inaccessible tonight due to corpse pileup or construction or wwhatevver so i had hektor attack a random man on the street instead so at least the trip out here wwouldnt be for nothin #slaycation #miniongoals #vviolence #gladiating

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come to the troll roman forum in thrashaloniki in 15 minutes if you wwant an ass kickin (from the big guy not me) (you couldnt take me) #slaycation #gladiating #mythrall #trollgreece #miniongoals @gallivvantingGourmand

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Ratio: 3.67

felt like gettin awway from the office for a wwhile so i magically tore a hole through space and time to troll greece wwherein i havve found and captured a wwell knowwn gladiator/chef/wwhore so that i may pit him against wworthy challengers a my choosin on the street much like one wwould wwith fiduspawwn but this rambunctious horsaponi has a goddamn halberd @gallivvantingGourmand #wwizardry #slaycation #gladiating #collab

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Kull: +14
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Ratio: 3.43