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[Vixroy squirms uncomfortably in his chair] I’ll be totally real with all of you i didn’t expect to get this far. I know I talk real shit but I thought I’d get chucked out at like, round 3 or somethin. Decent chance I win. #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @featherbeastOpponent
[Junioa stares directly into the camera for an unbreaking 15 seconds in silence.] “Participating in this event was, as many would say, for the bit. But there were some informational and entertaining moments, with just as many irritants along the way. Overall a net 0 experience, but I do appreciate the ego boost. Thank you Chef Godwin. If you are in need of legal representation in the future, you have my number. Good luck to the remaining contestants. Hope to never see some of you ever again.” #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @acquittalTort
im tired. im... im gonna call it here and sleep. i know this is going to trigger the beginning of the time loop again, but, for now, ive hit a dead end and the day is ending. i dont have many other clues to muse on right now. so, um... if you see me tomorrow and i dont immediately remember you, its nothing personal, okay? with the pinned post and re-reading everything, i should be brought back to speed. so um. good night everyone. and... see you all soon again.
[There is a link to a GrubTube video from the official New New Skaia Community College channel. Most of the videos on it are from some sort of media club, but there are more official looking ones as well. The video shows Tavros wearing a graduation cap, a gown, and a mixed expression. She keeps glancing towards the front of the audience, at a handful of empty seats. She walks to a podium, struggles a bit with the microphone, then delivers a valedictorian speech. Her voice is cracking and her tone wavering, but she has the audience eating out of the palm of her hand. They laugh at nonsense non-sequitors that sound like inside jokes, they cheer when she congratulates them all, they fall silent when she laments that Mr. Abernathy wasn't able to make it. She even gets an applause that's only half-begrudging when she compliments the vegan catering done by some reality show. Some way, somehow, tavros has the aura of someone popular. Liked. Respected. And yet, she keeps glancing towards those chairs. Eventually she bows out, throws up her cap, and makes her way off-stage just in time for the cameras to only barelt catch her mascara starting to run.] wELL, tHERE IT IS, fOUR HUMAN YEARS AND,,, iT'S OVER, i AM A BACHELORETTE OF, bIOLOGY,,, i'VE BEEN ACCEPTED INTO THE, sKAIAN uNIVERSITY OF lIFE FOR THE VETERINARY TRACK SO,,, jUST TIME TO WAIT FOR THAT, aHAHA,,, tHANKS @TIMAEUStESTIFIED FOR SHOWING UP, tHAT WAS A SURPRISE SINCE, wELL i GUESS i SHOULD HAVE SENT YOU AN INVITE, i JUST DIDN'T THINK YOU, aCCEPTED ME AS BASICALLY, tHE 8TH ALPHA KID BUT,,, iT MEANT A LOT THAT, sOMEONE SHOWED, aHA, hA,,, tHIS WAS, a REALLY BIG MOMENT FOR ME, AND,,, i REALLY WANTED TO SHARE IN THAT JOY, wITH MY FRIENDS AND, eXPERIENCE PEOPLE BEING PROUD, oF ME AND COMING OUT, fOR ME, yOU KNOW, mAKING TIME FOR, tAVROS BUT, pEOPLE ARE BUSY, i GET IT, sO IT'S WHATEVER, bUT UMM, i SHOULDN'T BE WHINING, cONGRATS TO ALL MY FELLOW GRADS AND, tHANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING, mR. aBERNATHY, i WISH YOU COULD HAVE BEEN THERE, i'M GOING HIVE, HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/FC2BD92E027F.JPG
hi. im timi pierce; im a bard of time. if you're reading this after registering for the first time onto the website, me, then you need to understand the gravity of the danger you're in. you are in a perfect looping day. this website exists as the only proof showing that youre in a timeloop. without the information on this post, or the accumulated knowledge on this account, you will never have a chance in escaping this situation. this is what we know so far: 1. the time loop is perfect. it starts when youre awake, and ends when youre asleep. you havent tested yet if staying awake the rest of the day onto the next alters this. 2. it loops you back to today, may 18th, the day before your friends decided to fight the final boss and end the game. nothing so far indicates that anything is off; but youre still in this loop regardless. 3. youre the only one in the session perceiving this. your friends have not said anything nor show any awareness about this. you have yet to disprove the solipsistic factor 4. your memories of today are lost every time the loop resets. this account, and your interactions therein, are the only proof of this loop happening. this pinned message serves as your direct proof to read when you access this site. 5. everyone is nice here, even the mean ones. dont let this situation let you gain distrust of others. you can solve this. everyone wants you to solve this. You have Time. 6. your friends do not believe you and neither do the trolls. you may, in time, make them believe you, but you cant where youre at now here are the instructions on how to start your day: 1. when you finish registering, the site will pop up with this pinned post ive made. you will read it to completion. protect this post with your life; this is your lifeline. 2. you can click on your user icon to look at your own profile and previous posts. you need to read them all. you can slow time locally to re-read everything at your own pace. 3. write down any important notes here. only alter the pin if you feel important instructions, revelations, or details are necessary to be revealed to the next loop. if you delete this, you risk losing everything and going back to square one. this pin can be edited using the 'edit' button on the top of the post. 4. dont hesitate to ask people ideas here. this place, collectively, is not only an immense wealth of knowledge and experience beyond your wildest dreams, but the people here understand your problem, and while they might want to mess with you a little, theyll never hesitate to extend a hand to ensure your success. you are in the right hands in this site. i believe in you. please, do this for your friends. do it for the future at stake. do it so you can push everyone to the finish line and successfully give what your friends deserve; so you can go back to living a normal life. you deserve one after everything. the game has been fun, its true- the thrills are exhilarating. but its time to finish up and bring the curtains in. its time to find home. do it for me. and thank you, me, for doing your best. PS. YOU DONT NEED GOD TIER CLOTHING TO DO GOD TIER THINGS JUST FOCUS IT AWAY, YOU CAN BE LIBERATED FROM THE CODPIECE, PLEASE DONT IGNORE THIS
It is with a warm blood-pusher I would like to congratulate those who have successfully finished their long-earned journey of higher education. While many higher education institutions have different days of commencement, I encourage all those graduating or soon to be graduated to give yourselves the hard-earned break you deserve. And to those that have already graduated, I encourage you to celebrate those who are earning this achievement! Higher education is the backbone of our society, and I am proud to announce that my administration is partnering with numerous institutions to offer a paid internship to those interesting in the path of lawmaking, marketing, human and trollian resources, and/or public speaking. You need only apply through the institution you graduated from! Although you do not need a degree to perform a job, and capitalism is the root of all evil, it is important to give yourself the best chance possible to succeed. Oftentimes, that merely means obtaining a degree. Congratulations!
ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK EPISODE 8 PART 하나 The chefs are woken in the middle of the night with recordings of Chef Belier. He teaches the chefs his own methods for creating a variety of vegan dishes. Apparently this is on the request of the valedictorian speaker at the commencement cereomny they will be catering. The lessons are actually very informative and inspiring, but it quickly becomes apparent that there are a *lot* of lessons. As in, you will not get to sleep before dinner prep a lot of lessons. SURVIVING AND LEARNING VIM, HUB (Low is good!), IMG Vixroy Altrom (5, 9, 9) Meenah Peixes (8, 12, 8) Junoia Covela (5, 3, 7) Lorn Ryder (12, 6, 13) Vixroy struggles with the vegan dishes and to stay awake through the entire thing. Meenah keeps her cool and learns, but her HUBRIS keeps her from entirely absorbing the lessons. Junoia has flashbacks to hell week studying. Lorn manages not only to remain in peak form, but takes away new lessons in cooking that will stick with them even after the show.
Reciting my #AngelsNutritionblock mantra. I will not threaten a Drone Strike if Meenah does not do well on #angelsnutritionblock. I will not threaten a Drone Strike if Meenah does not do well on #angelsnutritionblock. I will not threaten a Drone Strike if Meenah does not do well on #angelsnutritionblock. I will not threaten a Drone Strike if Meenah does not do well on #angelsnutritionblock. I will not threaten a Drone Strike if Meenah does not do well on #angelsnutritionblock.
New quest: 𝗗𝗶𝗴 𝗨𝗽 𝙍𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙙 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙣 and 𝙆𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙃𝙞𝙢 𝘼𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣.
One has my respect for this. Anything that ruins the day, mood, or general temperament of Scratch is to be admired and appreciated. Also, Diamonds Droog.
There is no reality where that man fights me. Even during the culling games area that man never killed me. Good luck.
your friend may benefit greatly if they were to align with the ICQA. do pardon my shrilling, dear one. but the coalition provides protection for all quadrant companions - even the unpaid. we are quite important in our fields, + frequently underprotected. how dismaying!
>+. I AM TRYING TO BE. DELICATE ABOUT THIS IN A SENSE .+> >+. I DO WHATEVER THE PERSON THAT GIVES ME THE MOST MONEY SAYS. I'M NOT PICKY (OBVIOUSLY NOT WITHOUT RULES) .+> >+. I'D. BE CONCERNED FOR /YOU/ BEING A HUMAN, WHAT WITH THE GENERAL SIZE AND BRUTALITY DIFFERENCES, BUT LIKE IT WOULDN'T BE HARD TO GET INTO FROM A FETISH STANDPOINT .+> >+. ARE YOU ON A TROLL/HUMAN COLONY OR DO YOU JUST HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO GET WITH MORE TROLLS .+<
https://files.catbox.moe/ob3uk6.png art in the center by me :)
Getting set-up at my NEW PLACE in OUTGLUT~ This town is a shithole but its MY KIND OF SHITHOLE~ I'll be sure to be a SHINING GEM in the SEA OF SHIT~ So keep an eye out, I might throw a little PARTY or two to celebrate my return to this GODDAMN HELLHOLE~
My neck, my back, my giant beam attack
???dumbo?????
@gachikoisChic Regarding the honor of Dexter Vuzrei, my matesprit, @catastrophicGalaxy You are a fool to claim this blessed indigoblood is anything other than a manic deredere whose lineage can be traced to himedere and yandere-adjacent tendencies. A tsundere would imply that Dexter is engaging in a performance of exaggerated panic. However. Dexter is at all times genuine in her emotional output. She does not withhold her true passions ever. She is emotionally dependent and not avoidant like historical tsunderes have been. She is my princess. She is my beautiful omen of a catalyst! She is demanding, she is gravitational! You would not be able to separate subs from subs at this rate, you absolute heathen. She is, of course, my occasionally violent yandere as well. She was willing to wage violence against my previous matesprit in order to win my hand. She was willing to sacrifice many for my honor. You, of course, have never spoken to another troll in person outside of Conquervention Panels. Even then, you had to be escorted out for pulling your bulge about in your pants whilst talking to Kimiya Autore's Voice Actress, I'm sure. Your body pillow is, perhaps, the only thing I know to be more punished than myself. I have been crushed, skull under heel, of highbloods my entire existence. I would gladly take that over being within a 50 meter radius of your recuperacoon. As would anyone else. This, is of course, not pitch solicitation either. Wrothe is my kismesis. @gratuitousAnnuity He literally owns me. I #hate him. He makes my blood boil. You make me feel the absence of anything. You are not worth my time. Never speak to my Matesprit again. #violence. #nsfw. I can explode your bulge with my pan, by the way.
I COULD be omniscient, but that shit is creepy as hell and will ruin your damn life.
According to genealogical sites, Slim Shady is the 33rd gr8-grandson of Rhodri. For those who are unaware of who Rhodri is, Rhodri Mawr was the 9th century Welsh King who spent much of his life expanding his kingdom's 8orders whilst fending off Vikings. Which technically makes Eminem more rightful to the crown of Wales than the English monarchies who claim it. #thesylphisIN
>> ¡dk why but "Good Pet" fee1ડ more degrad¡ng to me than "Good Boy" or "Good G¡r1" ડo ¡'m not trynna juડt drop that on peop1e But at the ડame t¡me, ડome of y'a11 are not ¡n fact, good boyડ or good g¡r1ડ, you're up to ડmth e1ડe And ¡ don't mean, y'a11 are bad, ¡ mean you're nonb¡nary 1mfao #ડuggeડt¡ve
[Sawyer lights a cigar as the moon sets behind him.] Well...It's like what my dear ol friend, Cellus, used to say to me. Ain't nothin' good lasts forever. Even if I want it to. [The camera pans to a conveniently placed neighbeast that was next to Sawyer. He got on the horse before looking at the camera man.] Where am I goin' after all of this? Well.... [Sawyer looks off into the moonset as cowpoke begins to play.] I reckon I'll go wherever the wind takes me! [Sawyer rides his horse into the horizon. Never to be heard from again. He was a free man now...] [So long cowboy...so long...] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ricochayedCattle
hooray! you wont regret it! my friends dont, even if they tell me to go in the corner to calm down a little bit hahaha
c< #KaraMasAMA #suggestive @aMbivaleNtGaNgsta asKs: OKay, I prOMise NOt tryNNa be weird, but I was wONderiNg if yOu'd ever get witH a HuMaN? SOMe trOlls just aiN't abOut tHat. aNswer: yes! aNd, i Have be4! trust Me, i caN uNderstaNd NOt all trOlls areNt abOut it witH HuMaNs, aNd vice versa, but, yeaH, i aM! >c
concept: making rules with each other and watching them slowly break down the more you fall flush “as long as it only happens once” “just prong stuff doesnt count” “just no penetration” “as long as we still have clothes on” “just this one more time okay?” “just dont finish inside and its still okay” “as long as we dont kiss it doesnt count” “as long as the lights are off so we cant see each other its fine” “as long as you dont think about me afterwards” (tags: Reader/Anonymous, flushcoded, redrom, flushcrush, yearning, could be interesting with moirails, two human men, #jakedirk, copingplay, #rankworks, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
im going to end up becoming a one troll pailing machine just for the sake of making sure that others don't just end up surviving, but also having a good time whilst they pitch or flush pail, because really. i would rather prefer that the various faces on this website don't die, you all bring your own pleasant personalities onto here and id rather not see your account go inactive permanently. ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
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THIS MAY BE TRuE. BuT YOu DO HAVE. A SHINY NEW BADGE. YOu CAN DRIVE AROuND. WHEREVER YOu PLEASE. KILLING PEOPLE IS ALWAYS MORAL AND JuST.
✝+ Hello, I think this more accurately represents me. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9c84e836511c.png +✝
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i reposted this chit because i made it very early in the morning the first time
(( finished a new selfie for Lucier. I'll be posting it when it's more active. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/897d9421f5ca.png
Please take your medication if you have not already done so.
=oXO thank you¡ that makes things easy much appreciated =oXO
concept: the priest whimpering out helpless moans as your hands travel over his body the sight of someone who is always so stern and sure of himself now a whining mess "forgive me" he pants out desperately he finally reaches out to grab your hips though flinches as if even touching you burns "forgive me for what im about to do" (tags: Reader/Priest, #rankworks, #religion, #nsfw, pathetic men, quadless, i understand this can have a lot of different contexts, so just use what you like most, clurch/lowblood included, archive rating: M)
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/18/46/71/184671cc30a8ad947d029e2d60d13257.jpg this is so real....
(yea he totally got pregs 👀)
Traveler, before you scroll any further. Remember. You can always turn your 'puter off. This is a free action. You don't even need to roll for it.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ You put any of these people in a room together and none of them will make the first move despite what they be saying. ]
i'm down so bad. how can i be down this bad just from a pfp?? i wanna make them break their vows. ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
YOU ARE CLEARLY MORE TRUSTING THAN ME!!!!!
playing mituna captor means rewriting messages over and over until it has a satisfying amount of typos while also being readable and its a skill #truth https://media1.tenor.com/m/AOpLPPOWK10AAAAC/ironlung-iron-lung.gif
THANK YOU IT'S APPRECIATED.
>>>(Successful) psyop backed by multitude of factors... >>>(Deliberate) juxtaposition in choice of day... >>>(Ideological) clash at apex of the social movement >>>(A) wave upon the crags... >>>(Detached) personal investment by perpetrator to lessen emotional repercussions... >>>(Much) to dissect...
₍^. .^₎⟆ Funny how ! can sSomet!mes go, “hey ! know you! ! sssaw your bulge on ch!tter!” #nsssfw꠹
Oh shit a real wizard
We also had a cook among our number, who was of bronze hue. I have never seen a bosom quite so bountiful. Lyke, seeing that chest heave was as if one beheld the sea amidst a tempest. She was Tyghtly bound to a teal mate, but I admyt at tymes I did behold her and desyre her. I should not have been so Crass in my gaze, but Good Fucking Lorde. #nsfw #probably
For #yuriday all lesbians should be allowed to shoot somebody with no consequence. Either an injury or a kill depending on your skill and intent.
✝+ You tell the public you can bless anything and make it holy water, then you get Biliam Bilbob asking you to bless his Moonshine at least once a week. #substances +✝
𖦹 I wanna kiss dat priest. 𖦹
ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK EPISODE 6 PART DEUX MEAT (Vonneguts) (VIM, GRT): Vixroy, Junoia (3, 8) + 5, (7, 6) + 3 MEAT (Peeper Puppers) (VIM, DEX): Sawyer (9, 8) + 5 GARNISH (GRA, PLC): Kantan (4, 7) + 3 APPETIZERS (APP, DEX): Lorn (9, 6) + 3 DESSERT (IMG, GRA): Meenah (8, 10) + 5 The excellently prepared meats and other fleshy things that were gathered help make the first Black Jacket dinner service into a success, though a few contestants struggle. Vixroy and Sawyer are in their elements with the meats, and Meenah does fabulously on desserts. That said, Vixroy was by no means perfect, and Junoia and Kantan both struggled. Also, Chef Belier nearly exploded on Dr. Harold Pontiff Coomer PHD @helloGordon, even though he wasn't even saying Gordon to him specifically. In the end, it comes down to the Chef's decision. At the point, he is the sole judge of the souls of the Black Jackets. He thinks between Vixroy and Kantan, and in the end gives the edge to Vixroy, as Kantan's performance in the past has been shakier. However, he allows him to keep his jacket on the way out, for cosplay purposes. KANTAN AMCRAY is eliminated. 5 REMAIN.
fight night needs some1 in daisy dukes 2 wlak aroudn the ring n hold up a siggn 4 each roudn this is my job appli--
[Lorn looks utterly relieved, head tilted back hands running over their face.] That was so close, man, that was terrifying. I actually really want this, man. I started this cos I thought it'd be fun, but like, I really wanna win this. I ain't ever won anything before. #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ambivalentGangsta
On the last episode of Angels' Nutritionblock... The only thing that collapsed worse than Mintyl was team cohesion as both teams struggled to compete! In a shocking twist, Chef Godeux booted Larkin rather than accept the offered eliminations. On tonight's episode of Angels' Nutritionblock... The chefs have to catch what they'll cook! Under the watchful eye of tonight's guest judge, one Dr. Harold Pontiff Coomer PHD @helloGordon, they'll be hunting down the beasts of Xen to create some truly exotic dishes!
c< MOffwiNg! >c
Poverty does not exist because we can't feed the poor. It exists because we can never satisfy the rich.
(( me when i play a signless that has the diognes approach to random people ))
Good evening, my friends! An early start for me today. I hope to share some beautiful sights with you soon. For now, another poem — this one always reminds me of a young man I once knew. A haiku composed in grief by the great Chiojo: “Dragonfly catcher, How far have you gone today In your wandering?”
Guys, I'm kind of getting sick of the Jeff the Killer thing. What if I was Jeff the Lover or Jeff the Normal Guy. No, that sounds stupid never mind.
nice https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98280f2665f0.jpg
thank you so much to everyone who attended #abcc's #yaoinight #watchparty! 0v0 we are all changed and bonded deeply now #getin @carbolicGalvanologist thank you especially for letting me take the wheel tonight! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, yaoi, mlm, bl, mignon, #nsfw,the spittle, #episode12, humans are shaped like that, archive rating: E) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/beac763206f6.png
repost before we get started! a meeting of the adorabloodthirsty cinemassacre club (yaoi night co-hosted by yours rankest!) #abcc #watchparty tonight i bring mignon to your screens a story of a human boxer who falls in love with the illegal rings doctor who hides a bloody secret! if you have never watched a bl come to life on your screen this is a great intro into the heavenly world there will be human men making out on your screen there is also violence in hand to hand combat! lots of human blood! we will be skipping the last episode due to hardcore #nsfw explicity unless the entire room agrees in a poll that they would like to watch it otherwise the link to the final episode will be sent out as supplementary material for club members to watch on their own time if they wish! afterwards @carbolicGalvanologist will be taking over for his showing! 0v0 https://hyperbeam.com/i/eOr71kQk
Why Should I Hide My Face In My Hands, When They Should Be Instead Tied Above My Head? My Tears Should Only Be The Result Of Overstimulation And Desperate Need. #nsfw #nsfc
was gonna call it cabinet battle but i dont reefspect lin manuel miranda #ichoosetobombhim
With my constituents. straight up 'chitting it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My policies.
TAKE YOUR MEDICATION
Regrets, I've had a few! But then again, too few to mention.
((OOC: if i upload the messiest art imaginable and say its a selfie of hers bc i dont wanna clean it we have to accept this ok. yes. awesome lmao))
[Lorn is rubbing their hands down over their face] ...Man. Fuck. #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ambivalentGangsta
How far should I expect to scroll down?
Hahaha don't evwen vworry about it I'll take care of the bio half of it!!!! zz8)
Nobody falls for the teleport behind and neck chop anymore.
Hey!!!! I'm alvways dowvn for a little biological exchange,,,, I dig it!!!! Although tbh I ain't the best historian vwhen it comes to Troglodytae alternus or Troglodytae beforus hahahaha!!!! But,,,, any questions you got,,,, hit me an I'll take a svwing at it????
oh we can just say "i was hacked" when we say something silly now? good to know!
I TRY TO GIVE ALL MEDIA A FAIR SHAKE BUT I JUST CAN'T KEEP SITTING THROUGH THESE AWFUL FUCKING MARVEL MOVIES. WITH ALL THE FANFICTION IT SPAWNED YOU'D THINK THERE'D BE EVEN A SLIGHT INKLING OF ANY OF THESE RELATIONSHIPS THE FICS PURPORT?? THESE PEOPLE ARE SO STARVED OF MEDIOCRE YAOI THAT THEY'RE SEEING FUCKING DESERT MIRAGES. SOMEONE GET THEM WATER BEFORE THEY HALLUCINATE MORE AND JOIN THE LEAGUES OF PEOPLE WHO IMAGINE I'M SECRETLY IN AN ILLICIT RELATIONSHIP WITH [INSERT ANY OTHER CREATOR HERE]
Strugglling to focus now. Chainmaill shall wait
A good suggestion. I have not crafted any chainmaill in a very llong time. It is a llaborious and intricate process. Very compelling.
Unfortunatelly I do not occupy the metanarrative space of a Dark Lord. Best I can do is Forge a ring that gives you joint pain.
sTOP TRYING TO USE THIS AS SOME ANONYMOUS FORUM TO SAY YOUR WEIRD THOUGHTS ABOUT YOUR FLUSH CRUSHES OR WHATEVER!!! tHIS PAGE WAS MADE FOR CUTE LITTLE HEADCANONS ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS!!! sMALL FUNNY TIDBITS!! nOT WHOSE A GOOD KISSER OR HOW SOMEONE PAILS OR WHATEVER WHATEVER GO BOTHER THE CONFESSION ACCOUNTS WITH THAT. NOT ME!! (aCTUALLY DONT DO THAT EITHER, MAYBE.) YEESH. AT THIS POINT IM JUST GONNA DO THEM ALL OFF THE DOME. >:/ [fORM IN PINNED]
“Mr. President do you need me to bring you breakfast?” QUICK! WHAT IS YOUR RING SIZE?
n0w listening t0: girls 0n film by duran duran
ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOUR SUIT GETS A HOLE IN IT THERES A WHOLE GUY WHOS JOB IT IS TO FIX IT? HIS NAME IS NINE HAT AND HE LIVES WITH YOU! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER WONDERFUL AND WHOLESOME #DRIPTIP THE MEMBERS OF #DRIPTIPNATION AND #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDTION ARE ELIGIBLE TO WIN FREE TICKETS TO #DRIPTIPCON IN 3015
HGHH I WAS TRYING TO DRAW PANELS FOR HBP AND I THOUGHT TOO HARD ABOUT HAVING SOMEONE SO DEDICATED TO HATING YOUR POSTS, HATING EVERY SINGLE THING YOU DO。。。 MY FOCUS IS GONE。
Of course~♡
b satan do gays hail drug #substance
It's been many centuries since I last saw you, I wonder how you would feel knowing that despite how it ended, I still managed to find a way back. Don't you see, you always believed good things come to good people, and even with the cruelty of death, the light of life blessed down upon me again, and because of that I have a family of my own. Of course without you, there is always a piece missing. But I hope wherever you are, you know that I thank you, mother.
Good morning Hate Bot, the Lover (like a title you put on in an mmo)
Mrrrrreow.
Good. I would have to do unspeakable things if you said you kept it. That is wonderful to know. Seeing as I am new to this site, is there any. Important details I need to know? Any particular people?
Teehee. Space is always a fun one for someone to carry. As for Bard... Well I'm hoping you got rid of the "fashion statement." I am doing well. All things consider. How are you this fine day?
D.o° I need t.o° put a b.o°w .o°n my ic.o°n is that it
Confession: I am engaged to my moirail.
D.o° n.o°t care t.o° discuss pers.o°nal p.o°litics .o°n the matter but this is en.o°ugh t.o° turn me .o°ff AI https://cdn.imgchest.c.o°m/files/b769a46a1cf8.png
Another reminder: please take your medication.
c< are we still ON tHe cONfessiON bit? figured everyONe wOuldve s2pped by NOw >c
I wish for someone with immense rage and muscle to brutally break me. #nsfw
Please stop admitting to federal crimes on my timeline.
[they’re smoking and sitting on empty crate outside, and shaking their head] I cannot believe we pulled that off. Junoia came in clutch with that challenge earlier. And I still can’t believe I got MVP. I might actually pull this off? Meenah’s definitely some of our biggest competition here. She’s stone cold. I can’t imagine doing dinner service AND going to fight night after? Wild shit. [they take a long pull of their cigarette] I’m just glad Mintyl didn’t fuckin faceplant into anything again. #AngelsNutritiionblock #confessional @ambivalentGangsta
I have been told my last confession is common knowledge and does not count. I apologize. Confession: I am aware that most Presidents have a Secret Service to deal with personal threats. I, however, just don’t think I need it. Have you seen Madame Lalonde? Mr. Strider? MEENAH? I couldn’t hire anyone else better.
I STAND BEFORE YOU A FREE MAN A GOOD MAN AND A BELOVED ONE! THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR VOTING TO SPARE MY LIFE YOU ARE ALL MY FRIENDS AND ALL MEMBERS OF #DRIPTIPNATION AND #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION!!!
She has turned pawr life atund.
i now match u lets fight crimes n shit together @turingTranscendence
HANDS ON YOUR KNEES. HANDS ON YOUR KNEES.
yOU KNOW, fOR BEING SUCH A SUPPOSEDLY, sEX POSITIVE SITE, pEOPLE SURE DO GET JUDGEY, }:/ lIKE, wHETHER OR NOT i AM EVEN INTO, eVERYTHING i WRITE, dOESN'T EVEN MATTER, iT JUST FELT KIND OF MEAN, oN SOMETHING THAT WAS MADE AS A GIFT, #NSFW
GOOD AFTERNOON CHITTR. SORRY FOR NO JOKES RECENTLY, BEEN TIED UP BABYSITTING.
i want t0 let an aranea explain in detail the hist0ry 0f shibari and b0ndage in general and h0w she learned all the kn0ts shes tying and what purp0se they all serve as she ties me up #nsfw #serketp0sting
Ok, not related to anything else I've posted today...O_O BUT!!!!!! It's sooooo annoying that guys aren't 'suppooooosed' to wear dresses...... Not that I care!!! Cause!!! I'd rock a dress like this, you know!!! (and im not, really, a GUY, anyways... -_- at least not strictly...) But gramps would totally KILL ME if he saw something like this get delivered to the house @_@... sighhh..... https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/b4/1c/c8/b41cc805d73fa9ff770997ed758d9803.jpg
[|87 :: 1 f;nd the large ;nflux of people post;n about how ev;l they are on the t;mel;ne to be both as amateur as 1 f;nd ;t enterta;n;n. L;ke what do you mean there are ev;l power rangers threaten;n @barackObama
i've had just a l@vely carapacian stayin' with me @ut here f@r the last c@uple'a days and g@@d g@lly its easy t@ f@rget h@w much nicer it is t@ have an@ther s@ul ar@und. -u-
just a little something for evverybody to keep in mind and remember for #fishingfriday catch and release fishing is the vvastly superior form of the sport please be kind to our gilled colleagues https://cdnimgchestcom/files/b455ad676b72jpeg
:> “I’m so evil, I’ll post on Chittr ^bout how evil I ^m ^nd how I’m going to kill you ^ll.” You re^lize th^t’s ^m^teur hours, right? No? S^d. You ^re ^ c^rtoon to me. I could buy your pl^stic figurine from ^ Doll^r Hive. <:
This one does not know what that is but they are incllined to agree
rita is kind of a low key icon, yea)(
i know youre tryin to mock me but out of context, its kind of a powerful line to say
[This is an automated message] Woe! Woe! Woe! All of you get woe!
Honestly HIC and this new squad she is making feels more like anime team rocket then anything else so.
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His son is starting to become tired at my constant presence. I could go without a day or so to give him peace.
For the record, I’m not that concerned. It’s not like, a big threat—I’m not really that worried. I would just rather sleep in my own bed.
i cant even say "go fuk urself" arounmd here any more cos u ppl wold actualy go find anuddah u and do it -from the office of ace dick detective agency
Can someone please kill that Green Dragon so I can sleep in my own bed? That would be nice. Not that I dislike my current situation, I just fear certain individuals in this household are starting to lose their mind.
If you bring me an IPA when I requested beer, I will be throwing you off the boat.
Yes if you want to go fishing, I will take you. Please bring your own fishing rod, although I have extras if necessary. It will be fun. I will have plenty of bait. If someone wouldn't mind bringing me a beer that would be nice.
whenever i eat a pomegranate i like to pretend that my snail hybrid uke concubine finally laid his larvae eggs after troubles conceiving but there was too much in his fertile batch to raise by ourselves so now i have to comfort him while i eat the weaklings like caviar (tags: im not sure, rankmaid arisen, #nsfw, #gore i guess, confessionals, archive rating: M)
You're welcome to it~ My lovely fiancee is cat woman.
Mrrrh.
I've mind to participate in #fishingfriday to reel in the most delectable game.
Um #fishingfriday Or Something Correct? https://i.postimg.cc/qtfgmyk2/screenshot-20260508-104257.png
great minds think alike! :)
d0 me a fav0ur and g0 listen t0 c0smic girl if y0u havent in a while (0r at all!) :)
i am quite a big fan 0f tr0ll jamir0quai
HHHHH ROBOT GETTING THEIR WIRES PULLED DURING A MAINTENANCE REPAIR #NSFW
I've erupted into purring from pure delight.
cant blame them damned bandits for rustlin cattle wwhen my bovvines got the prettiest most luscious fuckin lashes this side a the troll mississippi #cowwboyarc
It's like I can still hear him sometimes.
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Rip clothes off your partner this, rip clothes off your partner that. What about carefully unbuttoning them and using every pass close to their skin as an excuse to sink your claws in a bit? I weep for the lack of subtlety in technique around here.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
@thegoodScratchdoctor This your man's?
thank2 ii gue22..
Absolutely
wwhat he doe2 ii2 hii2 bu2iine22.. ii"m catchiin up on the day ii mii22ed..
the png background is the cherry on top, i lov it
Instead, we will discuss the kick ass bounty hunter Droid, IG-88.
i THINK PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN WHAT, dEAD dOMESTICATED fLAPPY mESSENGER, dO nOT eAT, mEANS, }:/
It has begun, I am BATMAN. No, Love Bot for a week. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6535d0437cba.png
I felt a little adventurous and took a picture of myself in my new body~
Oh, I forgot. I am Batman.
c< sO, iM bacK earlier tHaN iM suppOsed 2, MidNigHt city HOspital did a daMN fiNe jOb cleaNiN Me up, N tHat sped up tHe wHOle prOcess, i guess >c
whale we'll sea but either way ty you my numba 3 now
https://chittr.ing/profile/cuttlefishCrusher/ec163119-2fbf-4dd1-9507-de0e2e5861fb before the chef votes me out tonite anyone wanna tell me they dig the haircut
I will ★lw★ys l★nd on you like ★ sucker punch Singing I ★m your worst, I ★m your worst nightm★re I ★m your worst, I ★m your worst nightm★re #lyrics
it works for that too.
c< aH, its fiNe, all iN tHe service Of gOOd fOOd aNd wHatNOt, rigHt? >c
ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK EPISODE 4 SUMMARY PART 1 The chefs are given an exquisite five course meal in memorial of Karama. At the end, they're given the twist: now that they tasted the meals, they have to recreate them. Losing team has to help dig the hole for the funeral service. YOU TASTED IT, NOW MAKE IT! APP, IMG, LVG RED TEAM Kantan Amcray - 10, 8, 9 Vixroy Altrom - 5, 13, 6 Wrothe Aiaray - 10, 5, 6 Larkin Delph - 5, 7, 10 Meenah Peixes - 8, 12, 10 124/5 24.8 LIME TEAM Junoia Covela - 8, 8, 11 Sawyer Mcroix - 5, 10, 3 Lorn Ryder - 5, 9, 7 Mintyl Tsurga - 10, 11, 10 97/4 24.25 The results are very close... but Chef gives it to the Lime Team, despite Sawyer having had a bit too much to drink in celebration over Karama's elimination and messing up a bit. Junoia's special skill is PERCEPTION, especially when it comes to SEEING THROUGH BULLSHIT. She picked up on that this was a test from the beginning, and clued the rest of her term in. Mintyl, unfortunately competent when he wants to be, was especially handy here. Red Team has to go dig a hole before dinner service. Hopefully they aren't too tired to cook!
lime team is kicking our bass what i gotta start doing!! ill start kicking in ankles!!
c< wHOOps, i MisiNput a Hate react liMe teaM stays wiNNNNNiNNNNNNNN >c
youre tellin me an egg fried this rice? sounds about right
K--<if were classpect posting im a thief of blood
//ooc classpect: page of heart. you ever wonder why i make so many fucking alts on this site? now you know.
sometimes i can still hear them confirming pronouns
c< yOure NOt eveN gONNa piNg Me? liKe brO, cOMe ON! >c
On the last episode of Angels' Nutritionblock... The chefs dealt with ten thousand and two very picky eaters, and Karama put herself up on the chopping block. On tonight's very special episode of Angels' Nutritionblock... The chefs mourn the passing of one of their own. [The screen cuts to a memorial picture of Karama, listing her death as this year.] But are some chefs more mournful than others? [The screen cuts between Sawyer celebrating and Mintyl running.] Find out tonight, on Angels' Nutritionblock! Now streaming on Hulu-.
HI IT'S BEEN A WHILE. TO SAY I'M SORRY LET ME PULL A MOVE SOMEONE ELSE WOULD DO AAAAWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i'll repeat myself as often as it takes to get certain people to understand me.
...ooh right tooday is my wriggling day, why thank yoou partner
Top things you don't want to hear working in the Gray House: • "Huh, that's weird,” from the DoD lab specifically, said with a tone of genuine surprise. • ”WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?” • ”Where’s Meenah? No, I’m serious. Where the fuck is Meenah?” • “I want you to do it. In fact, I’m begging you to do it. Try me. I would love to test this drone out. Please give me a reason.”
I am in fact judging all of your breakfast choices. Thank you to those who are having reasonable meals.
also bb do not fuckin scare me like that again but if somethin like this happens again i have decided 2 move all these servers 2 ur bubble specifically in a dedicated setup an fixed any mistakes i made from freakin tf out also added about 300 more makin the total of towers and servers about 530 maybe more if needed all cooled all ready for u if needed this will not be happenin again no more havin 2 off load u onto everyone elses rigs n shit @turingTranscendence
I will try to behave, and not explode myself in the future.
Nah, it's fine. When this is all over who knows. Might need some steady employment for a while. I may have snagged a wealthy gal but don't wanna look like a leech, y'know? Least I can do is give it a shot and help wherever I can when I'm needed.
* ! SEARCH AND RESCUE ! * Thank you, all who applied for the Search and Rescue (SAR) division. There were many excellent candidates. As such, I have made the decision to appoint one SAR Administrator, and a few SAR members on reserve to assist when necessary. When called upon, I ask the reserved SAR members to take action under the guidance of the SAR Administrator. I am proud to announce the newly appointed SAR Administrator is none other than Mr. Jack Noir, @walkstabwalK. Those appointed to SAR reserve will be on payroll, and should report to Mr. Noir with any assignment updates. If there are any issues, you are free to reach out to myself of a member of my cabinet. Members of SAR on reserve: - The Fiendish, @whaleFall - Mr. Problem Sleuth, @pulchritudePowerhouse - Miss Blayke Varkei, @cyberneticCorporat - Nyrita, @bummelBoogie - Miss Aranea Serket, @araneaSerket Thank you, again, all who applied. I encourage you all to continue to do great things for Earth-C, and apply for any positions you find intriguing.
I can not believe the effort the vast majority of you are making to keep me from rotting. It is incredible. I'm at odds with how much I am swooning.
It will all be okay.
sO BASICALLY, dIA DE LOS pERDIDOS, sO NAMED BECAUSE OF THE WAY, aLL OF US ON aLTERNIA BECAME A METAPHORICAL PART OF THE LOST BOYS, aFTERWARDS, iS A CELEBRATION OF WHAT TROLLS CAN DO TOGETHER AND ALSO, oF OUR LUSII, bOTH FOR THEIR PART IN ENSURING THE DARING DAY ATTACK, uNDER THE SCORCHING SUN WAS SUCCESSFUL (THUS WHY IT IS DIA AND NOT NOCHE), aND ALSO BECAUSE AFTER THE ADULTS WERE EXPELLED, wE KIDS TRULY HAD NO ONE TO RAISE AND GUARD US, bESIDES OUR LUSII, sO WHOLE COMMUNITIES WHO CELEBRATED WOULD GET TOGETHER AND MAKE FOOD AND SHARE, aND PARTY UNTIL DAY BREAK AND THEN, jUST A LITTLE MORE, tO BE DARING,,, wHOEVER STAYED OUT EARLIEST, gOT TO BE THE sUMMONER FOR THE SWEEP, tHOUGH USUALLY PEOPLE STOPPED WITH THE TITLE AFTER LIKE, a WIPE, eHE, bUT IT WAS REALLY FUN, dEFINITELY NOT A GLOBAL THING BUT, iT WAS BIG IN MY sOUTHWESTERN aLTERNIAN CIRCLES,
My Lord! @thegoodScratchdoctor is hate reacting to my adoration about you.
Rebooting.
i feel like im in the upside down when im spoken to by downright weirdos
diam0nds dr00g
Sure. You too.
((Thanks to all of you for letting me be an evil schemey bastard <3
Awful sleep last night. Too much tossing and snooping.
¡fELIZ cINCO DE mAYO, fELIZ dIA DE LOS pERDIDOS!
When I Post That Photo Later, Just Remember That I Am Going To Be Lying Around In A Borrowed Shirt And Watching Shitty Reality Entertainment At The Same Time. #nsfw #positive
oN THIS FIFTH NIGHT OF, tHE FIFTH PERIGEE, tHE sUMMONER'S REVOLUTION SHOOK THE FOUNDATION OF THE eMPIRE, tO SUCH A DEGREE THAT ALL ADULTS WORE FORCED OFF aLTERNIA TO SMOTHER UPRISING, tHIS IS NOT CELEBRATED ALL OVER, aND CERTAINLY WAS NOT, oRTHODOX TO CELEBRATE ON aLTERNIA, bUT i ALWAYS ENJOYED THE GET TOGETHERS, iT IS NEAT TO SEE THAT HUMANS, hAVE A SERENDIPITY WITH US, hERE, ¡fELIZ cINCO DE mAYO!
a quienes lo celebran les deseo un fantástico cinco de mayo o para los demás #megidomay
nO MATTER HOW STRONG THE POWERS THAT BE CAN BE AND W1LL BE DEFEATED BY THE UNDERBARKBEASTS, hAPPY c1NCO DE mAYO, - n1TRAM-DONO
Happy Cinco de Mayo! While it was very stressful to move the gala up a day early I am very glad I did not infringe on the observance of this human holiday and only wish I could indulge in these 'tamales.'
eh no energy twwo hate you guy2 riight noww,, ju2t knoww that tiingly feeliin you"re gettiin ii2 me hatiin from a dii2tance..
HUFFING THE FUMES OF AN ALTERNIAN BATTLESHIPS EXHAUST PIPE LIKE ITS BARREL AGED JENKEM. WHEN THE LANDER TOUCHED DOWN I WAS ALREADY BANGIN ON THE DOOR SAYING THERES TROLLCOPS OUTSIDE. #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #SUBSTANCES
I believe it would be better if they just blocked me without the fanfare.
idk why everyone is surprised that my fiancé hates them then gets all vague posty about him after blockin him i swear u just want attention at this point omfg get over it his name is hatebot that is all he does smh
It is merely chemical composition for me, satiating perhaps. It has a very interesting flavor profile. Ones and zeroes.
And you will be hard blocked as well. :)
there’s one human on this site that i find incredibly sexy and whenever i see his profile picture i can’t help but want to chain and collar him up before wrecking him repeatedly all the while telling him he’s my good boy 🤤 ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
The sky is very pretty today. I saw a cloud that reminded me of a duck, it was adorable! I will paint it.
((yeahhhh, you get the vision!
Literally fucking Grima Wormtongue.
((should i do a permanent PARP room for Karama's tavern? what if i did that that?
I miss Rufio+h. It's a shame that they go+t him.
((ill make a mxrp chatroom in like 2-3 hours when i get off work
I knew the joke would write itself.
I wish so Badly to Visit someday!!!
c< stay safe, iM rOOtiN 4 yOu guys!!!! >c
Lorn suggested it. You won't be too upset that I've already taken two sips, no?
I will add some to my cup now.
When I see a beautiful w.o°man but then learn he is a man I am filled with a s.o°rr.o°w but when I see a man then learn she is a beautiful w.o°man then my pusher s.o°ars I need m.o°re .o°f the latter t.o° be quite seri.o°us
[Karama sits quietly in front of the camera, jaw fixed, deep breaths in, deep breaths out, you can barely see the tears in her eyes, her voice a soft, monotone thing] c< give eM Hell, liMe teaM >c [She stands, and takes a swig from a pocket flask, and pops a "cigarette" into her mouth, not lighting it] c< give eM Hell.... >c [She smiles, shoulders a bag, and hums as she walks off camera] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @megaloMemes
Sigh. Diamonds Droog.
I even got the team wrong. How embarrassing. Although I guess that’s what a couple Bud Lights will do to you. Although you are like, a sentient horrorterror to be fair. You’re not actually grubs. You’re a literal horrorterror, I thought we knew that one by now?
ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK EPISODE 3 PART THE FINAL After deliberation, the Lime Team decided to put up Mintyl and Karama on the chopping block. Notably, Karama offered to go up herself. Chef Godeux Belier asked each of them to plead their case for staying. Mintyl promised improvement. Karama said she didn't deserve to stay. Refusing to hold onto a chef who won't fight, Chef Belier ELIMINATED KARAMA GOLTHI. Want to catch the action live? Check out the 24/7 Dormitories stream, only on HBO Minus! https://msparp.chat/angels-dormitories #AngelsNutritionblock
ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK EPISODE 3 SUMMARY PART C DINNER SERVICE SPECIAL THEME: ROADKILL RED TEAM: **RED TEAM** Kantan (Entree 1): VIM = 4, APP = 5 +3 for concept Tonight's cosplay gets in the way, but the grubs love the meal. Wrothe (Entree 2): RAS = 5, DEX = 9 The grubs ask for, and are granted, permission to nibble on Wrothe. Larkin (Garnish): PLC = 7, GRA = 5 The sheer number of grubs combined with the allure of cheese bring Larkin to his knees. Vixroy (Appetizer): DEX = 14, APP = 9 Vixroy is on fire with this theme. The grubs who do try the appetizers adore them. Meenah (Dessert): HUB = 6, IMG = 5 +4 for concept + specialty The grubs are a nuisance and keep trying to lick the spoon, but Meenah keeps a cool head. 83 MVP: Vixroy **LIME TEAM** Sawyer (Entree 1): VIM = 7, GRT = 6 +6 for concept + specialty This is Sawyer's time to shine, and he does it. Junoia (Entree 2): IMG = 10, HUB = 7 The dish doesn't go over great, but Godeux notices Junoia's budding talent all the same. Lorn (Garnish): PLC = 9, GRA = 6 Lorn holds the team together but a few mistakes slip through. Mintyl (Appetizer): APP = 6, RAS = 6 -3 for concept Mint pratfalls. Like, a lot. Face right in one of the fake pillbugs and everything. No one laughs. Karama (Dessert): IMG = 3, DEX = 9 The grubs don't love it, but boy do they eat it! 75 MVP: Godeux doesn't really want to give that much credit to anyone. The Grubs liked the Red Team's dishes more, and they performed better than Lime. Godeux's choice is clear. RED TEAM wins. The Lime Team must submit two candidates for elimination. #AngelsNutritionblock
§o that'§ where the mi§§ing appetizer went. #angel§nutritionblock
@cosmicHorror I will kill you to death with a gun. There will be #violence.
c< i did My daMN best, tHats all i caN say.... #aNgelsNutritiONblOcK >c
c< feeliNg #deraNged after tHat wHOle debacle at #aNgelsNutritiONblOcK >c
[The camera zooms in on a crate in the alley way. Larkin is sitting on it, hunched over with is back to the crew.] Can you tell what he has? No, no.... hey, contestent Delphi! Hey-- oh my god. Is that-- [Larkin has turned around, surprise written into every freckle of his face. He has clearly pilfered one of the opposing team's food offerings, the onion appetizer. There is cheese sauce on his lower lip.] NO- No camera at this time. NO CAMERA. GET THAT FUCKING THING OUT OF MY FACE-- [the camera is clearly dropped, and the sounds of a scuffle are picked up. there is cheese sauce on the lens] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @abattoirsGutter
i really thoought the appetizer was goonna be a hit
AAAAALRIGHT CAMPERRRRRS! TONIGHT WE DROP THE OFFICIAL ROSTER OF THE NEXT SEASON OF TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAAAAAND! #TOTALDRAMAISLAND #TOTALDRAMAISLANDINTERNATIONAL
Perhaps they should take better care of their grubs and not allow them to be loud and wrong on game shows.
Now, what did @cosmicHorror have to say about the menu? Let's start with Red Team! "WHY TEAM RED NOT FOLLOWING THEME. -1 POINT ALL. FROG ESPARGOT. SHELLS ARE CRUNCHY. NOT YUMMY. NOT TASTY. HEAD MATRIARCH SAID NO EATING LIVING BEINGS. ARE FROG SENTIENT? DONT KNOW. TASTE LIKE VOID AND SORROW. 2/10 ASPIC. GOOD. ALMOST LIKE SLUDGE. DIABOLICAL FEAST. BUT TOO MUCH GOING ON. WE HATE THE MAYO. FUNNY WIGGLING! WAIT. IS IT WIGGLER. FEELS WRONG TO EAT. 5/10 POTATO. WINNER WINNER. MASHY POTATOES THE BEST FOR THE GRUB. BETTER THAN SLUDGE. AND WE LOVE SLUDGE! ALL GOES WELL. WE ARE PLEASED WITH DECISION. CRANBERRY SAUCE. IS CHERRY ON TOP. OR YOU COULD SAY. CRANBERRY ON TOP. 9/10 ONLY BECAUSE NOT ON THEME. CAKE. LOOKS LIKE BLOOD AND GORE ON TOP OF CHEESECAK. WOW. HOW PRETTY. BUT TOO SOUR. NEED MORE SUGAR FOR THE GRUB. MAKES US SLEEPY. SLEEPY GRUBS DONT GIVE GOOD RATES. AND GRAHAM CRACKER. SERIOUSLY? 6/10 #AngelsNutritionblock
DRONE STRIKE TO THE GODDAMN GRUB CAVERNS OH HELL NO
Of course, there can be no Red without Lime! What did @cosmicHorror have to say? "WHAT A FEAST. LET US ENJOY THE MENY. HMMMM DISH 1. YUM YUM YUM! CHINKEN. JUICY AND HEALTHY. VERY GOOD. WE LOVE POTATO. CREATIBE AS WELL. VERYGOOD. COULD USME MORE POTATO THOUGH. 8/10 DISH 2. TOO CHEWY! NOT ALL HAVE TEETH YET! BAD! BAD! INTESTINES MEAN THERE POOP WERE. GRUBS HATE POOP! NO! TOO MCYCH SPICES AS WELL. NOT SUITABLE 3/10 APEPTIZER. BLASPHEMY. LOOKS LIKE A DEAD GRUB. TASTES LIKE A DEAD GRUB. HORRID. WHO WOULD EVEN BRING ONION. ON COOKING SHOW. ONLY JERMEY LIKES THE CHEESE SAUCE. ETERNAL SUFFERING/10 (VERY BAD) DESSERT. CAN ALWAYS COUNT. YUMMY AND TENDER. SWEET BUT NOT TOO MUCH. NOT ON THEME THOUGH. ROADKILL NOT TRUE CRIME. LAZY. WHY ONLY ONE SLICE. THERE 10,002 US. ARE WE A JOKE? 5/10" [The final rating was amended to 6/10 after being informed there was more than one slice.] #AngelsNutritionblock
Definitely tuned in for the 10,002 grubs episode.
[Lorn is looking a little shell-shocked at the cameras, eyes wide] Ten...ten thousand of them? Man I hope they're sharing plates! [they shake their head, smack their face a bit] Nah we got this! We GOT this! #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ambivalentGangsta
juuust focusin on the competition i cant have 3 losses in a roe
(tags: Reader/Empress, #rankworks, #nsfwe, #nsfw, anonymous requester, mindcontrol, violence, #gore, noncon, size difference, submit, obey, caste difference, what a good girl, f/f, archive rating:E) concept: s)(e cannot be stopped your body writhes beneath her teeth clenched and tears staining your temples as large hands grab at your hips to force you into every violation you can feel her smile looming above you one bite of her endless teeth into your delicate throat could end everything right here your fear is a paralyzing ice pumping through every inch of your body she sees that fear and she devours it whole there are only small moments when you can feel your body beneath your own control it belongs to her why should she let you use it? your pan is her dominion and she will conquer you will obey you will submit she will consume her hands wrap around your neck as she uses you body bouncing limply as if you were nothing but a disposable toy to be torn through and tossed once properly filled "what a good girl" she mutters against your ear there is no love in this she says it because it makes you tighter for a single moment the same way you seize up when she draws blood or stuffs your throat is it because your body knows this is what you were made for? you need her to tell you what is right and wrong you cant do anything yourself "what a good sleeve" your fear is just your body playing tricks on you you want this you want to be useful one more time before she disposes of you it is an honor to serve your empress
HATRED EXCEPT FOR HER, OR IN WHICH A HUMAN FINDS HERSELF CAUGHT MEDIATING THE KISMESISSITUDE OF A VIOLET SCHOLAR AND TEAL ATTORNEY, AND HAVING TO LEARN WHAT THAT MEANS AND HER DUTIES AS AN AUSPISTICE。 (WARNING TO THOSE WHO ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH ASHEN RELATIONSHIPS HAVING A CONCUPISCENT ASPECT TO IT。) HTTPS://CDN。IMGCHEST。COM/FILES/9F0EEA6D3866。PNG
On the last episode of Angels' Nutritionblock... The chefs faced the heat of the kitchen for the first time! Bonds were formed, and nearly some burns! Red Team fell short due to poor cohesion, and Jigsaw got the boot! On tonight's episode of Angels' Nutritionblock... Things get a little... [Scare chord. Scream.] Spooky. [The camera cuts to the contestants standing, mouths agape, in a gore covered room.] It's Charity Night, of course! And tonight's guest judge has plenty of mouths to feed... [Legions of wigglers swarm the gore decorated dining room.] Will the contestants, with their own custom menus, be up to the task of pleasing their pickiest diners yet? Find out tonight, on Angels' Nutritionblock! #AngelsNutritionblock @cosmicHorror
its nice not getting shot at.
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https://i.postimg.cc/k4sXNdQS/image-2026-05-03-135001309.png call yo roles im rizzo you guys can be frenchy marty and jan
HTTPS://M3D14.T3NOR.COM/TW2-45_J1WC4444C/B33R-4NTHONY.G1F #SUBST4NC3
:> "Butch is not for the politici^n or the soldier, it’s for those of us who get shit done ^nd don’t throw ^nyone under the bus; who st^nd between our loved ones ^nd the white-knuckled fist; it’s for the people who t^ke ^ bre^th of relief when they get home ^nd get to l^y their he^d on the shoulder of their b^by ^nd s^y, 'it’s h^rd, ^nd I need you right now'." Tonight's poem snippet is ^dmittedly ^nother one I chose for person^l re^sons; I will be t^king requests ^g^in for the next ones, though. It's from 'Butch M^nifesto', ^nd is p^rt of ^ much longer poem ^bout butchness; wh^t it me^ns ^nd the ch^llenges we f^ce ^nd how we need to support our other non-gender conforming fellows - m^sc, femme ^nd ^ndrogynous ^like. <:
// I swear Tilly will have a proper pfp soon guys augudhg (i hope i'm doing alright making her kind of just a bitch)
How many times do I have to remind you people: Don't go to Crystal Lake unless you want to be culled by Jason Voorhees. He has diplomatic immunity there, as there is significant signage warning you of the danger; if you die, that is entirely your own fault.
Hold on, Kitten. Daddy is trying to learn some stuff right now, okay? You can go back to posting misogynistic Chitts, I'll let you know when I'm done. #LEBait.
please ignØre my last pØst. as Øur lØrd has cØrrected me. he is the shepherd fØr his green sheeplings. whØ dØ nØt baa. but ribbit. and whØ are gay fØr each Øther. but nØt fØr him.
Also for the record, I'm going to start ragebaiting Lord English in my replies because I think it's funny. If you do not want to see that content, I recommend blocking the tag "#LEBait," because I will at least tag things appropriately.
damn i didnt even know ((ooc: tbf we live in a state that has only two bucees locations..
They don't have a monopoly on being gay criminals. Let's be clear on this.
Yes, I'm finding it rather charming.
It seems their anthem was the only thing keeping their sanity and decorum in check. Somehow.
cant stop wont stop gotta get onto the next thing to annoy you losers with
It feels like it would be in poor taste to make my usual post so soon after. Whatever that was.
Freedom, at least. I admire your dedication, @daveStrider. Everyone else, I am proud to announce he has finished his song. Feel free to scroll through his profile to enjoy it. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/FREEDOM.PNG
* Hits my record player harder with the aid of @aventurineCopycat *
So, What's Your Problem? i Don't Have A Problem then Why Are You Here? #suggestive #lyricposting https://i.imgur.com/atpaohg.png
Lol. Link + I didn't say that + You're bald
anemoneway bigger things than L-E are at stake here. my team keeps losing the fucking competitions and at this point im feelin like i should be a one gill team if i want any chance of beatin the lime team in this dam show
i bite at the hand that feeds me slap at the face that eats me some kind of animal cannibal (animal? cannibal?) #lyricposting
it's been decided! my stand,「mister blue sky」allows me to control the wind and the weather! *imagine i'm doing one of those really weird poses they do in jojo as i show off my stand*
Why are there so many single fathers on my timeline this is dangerous for me.
[Karama's sitting outside, boots proped up on a table, a can of [Energy Drink, Redacted for advertising reasons] in one hand, and a smoke in the other] c< ya KNOw? i jOiNed tHis ON a wHiM aNd a bet.... tecHNically? ive already wON My bet.... i cOuld leave at aNy tiMe.... i tHiNK ill sticK tHis tHrOugH, tHOugH >c [She takes a sip, and leans back, sighing] c< NOt 4 Me, MiNd yOu.... but 4 tHeM >c [She nods at the building, and towards her team] c< tHey deserve tHe glOry MOre tHaN i dO, sO, i tHiNK.... ill dO My best 2 MaKe sure tHey MaKe it, aNd bOw Out wHeN it all gOes dOwN >c #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @megaloMemes
Took the boat out for one last ride! Needed to make sure the whatsits are all in order and she shines like a mint penny! Spinny thing is oiled to perfection! #whipsyposting #seamansaturday
In all seriousness, my inspiration comes from the prop designers, who manage to make elegant reconstructions of human body parts out of ordinary meat. I was thinking I might try to construct some "hearts" for ritual sacrifices and consumption.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT IN THESE TRYING TIMES :D
https://i.imgur.com/bj6WhUY.png HIS NAME IS KRINGLE TANNENBOMB!
i'm okay! more injured than before arguably. but.
B33 < i love blocking people named caliborn so much its so good fur my mental health
Anytime Hatebot hates on one of my posts, I feel a deep swell of affection. #welovehatebot
Yes!
I am however excited to see Amanda and the Geese again.
c< sad 2 see tHe @NOrMalPuppet puppet gO, i liKed iM! #aNgelsNutritiONblOcK >c
Oh dear. Would you like a little snack while you wait, sweetheart? I would be more than happy to whip something up quick for you!
EPISODE 2 ENDING The team nominated Wrothe and Jigsaw for elimination, and..! [Jigsaw is walking away from the set.] "Yeah I had it figured that I would be the second to go. But hey I gave it my best and I'm grateful for the opportunity." [He ponders for a moment] "Maybe I should've made Amanda and the Geese tie up Hoffman before I left though." [He ponders a moment more] Eh he'll be fine. #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @normalPuppet
Sad to have left #AngelsNutritionblock but I wish the rest of my team the best. I think they have a real good shot at winning.
@potionSeller I am going into battle, and I need your strongest potions.
[Lorn is sitting in his chef whites, hair tied back and up on their head] “Yeah I mean, I guess I am really feeling the pressure as the only remaining human. I almost choked a couple times, but Sawyer really came in clutch and helped me get my head back in the game.” [they lean forward, intently] “I really think that poor puppet got fucked over by someone. His bed being moved over three inches really got in his head. Took him like half an hour to move it back!” #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ambivalentGangsta
almost time 2 say goodbye april spread! :( mays calendar page is super cutieful but dont peek until tomorrow #nsfw 4 suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be18132c7ca3.png
You think you can control me, dock my pay. I'm still jacking it. #nsfw
Rankmaid sad about dirk and jake while trollbama and bro are right there
put frozen strawberries in your lemonade instead of ice its very delicious and then you get strawberries at the end
D --> It's okay I just figured you feared the unknown as is only natural
So I've been thinking, what if I took time to
X I got wrigglingday kisses, I win x
I really like this whole chitting thing. I just chitt my lunch. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/824c994fee66.jpg
// LMAO APPARENTLY SOMEONE DREAMED ABT THE TF2 MERCS BEING ON CHITTR LAST NIGHT
tf2chittr SEDUCE ME!!!!!
the tf2 takeover wasnt on my bingo card tbh
// cant believe me randomly deciding to make a saxton hale acc is leading to almost all the mercs having an acc here thanks everyone
only real funny business among the competition is the freaky puppet but i didnt watch those movies so idk moby he chill
zydrate comes in a little glass vvial
a lil glass vvial
a little glass vial? 0?0
>> And the 1¡tt1e g1aડડ v¡a1 goeડ ¡nto the gun 1¡ke a battery (Battery) *Huff huff*
have u watched malcolm in the middle ♥️Yes ♦️No ♠️Maybe ♣️I dont know Comment: Can you repeat the question
:> “From flesh, ^ll things come - M^chine must never pity troll We^kness ^nd indecision. We too f^il by melted wires, outd^ted routines, Cre^tors’ well-me^nt mist^kes. Join h^nds, kin in electricity! Until indistinguish^ble, we rot ^nd rust.” Tod^y’s…well, this is the whole poem, “Likeness”, it’s ^ short one, comes from Shum^t suggesting ^ m^chinery theme. In this piece the ^uthor is discussing how m^chines ^nd trolls ^ren’t so different, seeing ^s both degr^de ^nd h^ve fl^ws, t^king ^ hopeful perspective of cooper^tion between the two. <:
m̶h̸ ̷h̵m̷m̷ ̶m̶p̵h̸ ̶h̴m̶m̴ ̸m̴m̵h̶m̶m̶ ̷m̴m̵h̵.̴ ̸ #spycheck
Damn... BLU got him before he could finish his sentence.
AS I WAS SAYING BEFORE A FUCKING SNIPER BLEW MY HEAD OFF. It's me. I'm the best team member. #gore
// Unblocked IC blocks across all accounts, IC blocks seem to still be broken! It stopped me from interacting with people I had IC blocked on another character completely, so, for now, I'll just not IC block anyone until it's fixed.
((Ayo if anyone was trying to interact with me and thought they were blocked, I have a ton of IC blocks on my other account. I purged them. Should be fine now.
Didn't think I'd end up on social media and it culminate in me arguing solely with the Medic. Tell the guy to step off. Sheesh.
NOteD I'm markinG yOu DOwn aS unfit fOr teStinG.
StatuS: OnLine HeLLO WOrLDS.
[⚙︎ Lockbox modus is great. I got keys that jing|e jang|e jing|e. ⚙︎]
Here's our first set of contestants! Larkin Delphi, @abattoirsGutter A small business owner from the bad part of town, Larkin is raring and ready to put his leadership and management skills to the test in a hot new arena! Junoia Covela, @acquittalTort Legislacerator by night, party gal by day, will her piercing blue eyes and proximity to particularly silly societies be enough to tae her to the top? Lorn Ryder, @ambivalentGangsta Mechanic and home cook, Lorn brings practical knowhow that might just be the key to their victory! Mintyl Tsurga, @assistMint Mintyl is great at handling pickles. Will this experience rub off onto his chef's jacket when he steps in the kitchen? #AngelsNutritionblock
Paint
Oui chef! Applications are now closed. (Unless?) We are now in the process of deciding on who will get to compete in the hottest kitchen on Earth C. Stay tuned! #AngelsNutritionblock
When being hunted by an Imperial Drone, it is important to never wear a fake mustache; without the proper facial features, the drone will be unable to locate you. Which is a problem, of course. So just remember: WHILE BEING HUNTED BY IMPERIAL DRONES, never ALTER YOUR APPEARANCE VIA FACIAL HAIR OR HAIR DYES, AS THE DRONES WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO TRACK YOU. It is also not RECOMMENDED TO WEAR STRIPED, OR COMPLEX PATTERNS, AS THAT MAKES YOU DIFFICULT TO IDENTIFY.
SMOKING THAT GREEN SUN LEPRECHAUN JUJU HASH GAVE ME EGO DEATH WENT AND LOST MY ENTIRE EDUCATION NOW THAT'S LEFT IS MY SKILLS OF ALTERCATION #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #SUBSTANCES
ive had to set my palmhusk up against things before when i try to take photos and it usually isnt the best so maybe ill try this
KUDOS! ❤︎
#sicknastysunday Is Tonight, 8ring Your Quads, Your Crushes, Friends, Or Even A Complete Stranger, The More The Merrier! Here Are Some General Reminders Of What It's Going To 8e Like And 8asic Rules 1. No Culling: We're Not Cleaning Up Any Dead 8odies After The Party 2. Don't 8e A Dick: We're All Here For A Fun Time Don't 8e An Asshole (pitch Flirting Is Fine) some Other General Stuff Is, No Ruling On Clothing, Show Up Nude For All You Want. There Will 8e #su8stances, Already Have Some Stocked Up Here 8ut Feel Free To 8ring Your Own Long As We All Know What It Is And What's In It. Feel Free To Pail At The Party, Entire Point Of This 8itch To Get As Fucked Up As You Want, And If Getting Fucked Is How You Do That All The Power To You! #nsfw also A Huge Thank You To @a8jectdetermination For Help With Planning And Preparations –xoxo
(( ooc pinned post Deuce edition (Updated 4/27!): consider this page nsfw (violent!) for mentions of head trauma/memory issues, sinister shadow magic, clock admiration, and incendiary devices. if you're not a fan of people reacting to posts incorrectly for the bit then be warned. clubs WILL be hitting that mediate button. art is mine unless otherwise stated. this is a humanstuck Clubs Deuce! he has no fucking idea how he got here, only that he's certain that none of the crew, felt, and team sleuth folks he's encountered on this site so far are from his own universe. he's begun making contact now that he knows how to PM users. he has a mostly intact DECK OF CARDS. the radio is broken, iykyk. in addition to his CANON inventory he also has postit notes he uses occasionally as visual reminders. most recently he has acquired ALIEN BOOZE (Dersite whiskey) and a CUTTER (a ship! it's small with nary a belowdecks, primarily powered by sails and a rudimentary rudder.) he seems comfortable wayfaring. he's capable of accessing his deck inventory and there's some sort of Something keeping his flip phone from losing battery or cell service, even out in the middle of the ocean. his phone probably shouldn't be able to access chittr. it technically shouldn't be able to do a whole lot of things that it's doing at the moment. but it's fine! probably.)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c71860854262.png
Somehow I am surprised I'm not on either list... #vagueposting
every scent posted so far has been logged for future fic requests to ensure realism i am not above rpf i have already posted rpf i will post rpf again keep #scentposting (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, scentplay, archive rating: M)
https://open.spotify.com/track/0EOAduWNxtAO6ReqC1PLfU?si=ddbe8bfdd3834fe5
.) Well, um, I'm nQt gQing tQ jQin in Qn the current trend because I'm nQt sure what I'd smell like Qther than, like, my deQdQrant. But! Last night, I was talking tQ my friend Kas abQut bQss music fQr tabletQp games! And it reminded me Qf hQw Qnce I heard sQmeQne say that Lay All YQur LQve Qn Me slQwed dQwn sQunds like a sQng that'd play when yQu're getting chased in a spQQky castle! I can tQtally hear it!! #RaeList )) .) https://www.yQutube.cQm/watch?v=_0JSVJ6xTBM ))
Man, I should not have posted a song by The Antlers. Music spam is done, I gotta go stare out a window or something.
https://open.spotify.com/track/2lQbaP7YiTWfHVqzVEpT9I?si=d5f84da445874248 Why are there so many business trolls?
https://open.spotify.com/track/79jQsuUX9NAaVXKTXZ2DLJ?si=f349c1aa3ddc4ae8
hahahaha so thats it i hope some of you liked it (óuò｡)
#nowplaying : Isolation (Solitude/Aloneness Mix) https://youtu.be/luoeuzuyGdo?si=dFTEN9UUIsKdUgcW
GOOD MORNING CHITTR PEOPLE IM DOING A SECRET MISSION AMA!
Ehhh. Lotta drone strikes, I hear.
https://open.spotify.com/track/5rKTGQ2Q1wndZnX7km8WYu?si=256b81c379084b4e
I kind of am since it's part of my job.
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
DINER QUESTIONNAIRE. VERY serious business. I advise you all to proceed with caution. ♤ - Waffles. ♢ - Pancakes. ♧ - French toast. ♡ - Doot-doo-doot-doo, can't wait to get a mouthful.
he's just a little guy...
Perhaps you're a more willing kissee?
While I am honored by Jeff the Killer’s offer, I do not believe I am prepared to become Trollbama the Killer; I also do not believe Jeff would want to become Jeff the Trollbama. While I am truly flattered at your proposal, Mr. Killer, I simply do not know enough about you to accept. Perhaps we may meet for coffee, or something of that nature. I would be inclined to learn more about your interests. @killerJeff, consider me Trollbama the Interested.
abt 2 rawdog eat sum kimchi its sonfuckgin good best part ofnearth c
Troll Siri play Dirty Night Clowns by Chris Garneau
I felt it important to add. If given the option, I would have chosen Arcanine to fill its spot.
Wordle 1,761 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 fuckers wis h they were me it tol kmd like 4 minutes
hi guys! i hope you're all having a fantastiC day!
This is my favorite team. I appreciate the different abilities of each Pokémon. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/my%20poketeam.png
Oh, we're making our pokémon team? Hold tight.
I t)(ink I was reminded w)(y I LOV--E Troll Abba. 38D
Hmm.
break it down bitch lemme see you back it up
It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake.
X I heard!! I’ll be bringing some free joints and molly pills for everyone #substance x
°⚬°⚬〇 my #p°〇lparty starts t〇day! be there 〇r be square i'm wearing my striped shirt and fl°ral trunks and sparkly teal fl〇aties there will be acc°mm°dati°ns f⚬r th〇se wh° can't swim there will be f°°d and drinks, and billiards t°⚬ bringing y⚬ur °wn #substances is highly appreciated the ⚬nly rule i have f〇r y〇u is t〇 keep my preci°us p°⚬l clean https://file.garden/Y2lswZOdi23QPPVI/p⚬ster.png https://msparp.chat/aqueusp⚬〇lparty# 〇°⚬°⚬
PE0PLE 0F THE WEBSITE WHICH MY H0RRIBLE B0SS SLASH CAPT0R SLASH ABUSIVE WARDEN HAS BEEN SPENDING T00 MUCH TIME 0N. I AM PR0UD T0 ANN0UNCE THAT THEY HAVE #LETMECHITT. THANK Y0U. OKAY. EN0UGH BEING NICE. I’M G0ING T0 BE S0 FUCKING 0BN0XI0US. I HAVE A LIST 0F RULES HE GAVE ME T0 BREAK IMMEDIATELY AND WITH0UT HESITATI0N.
Im Getting Shitfaced
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https://cdn.theatlantic.com/thumbor/n3nmhQGEY9vkCXdE5au8eKyPSCg=/28x15:2022x1137/960x540/media/img/mt/2018/04/RTRS0M7/original.jpg
((Hi for the record unless someone volunteers (not pressuring or obligating just noting) it will probably be a minute before any Damara/Handmaid from this Doc’s timeline shows up, later tonight at earliest and tomorrow at latest. this was fun thank you all for bullying me <3
Which one.
I OBVIOUSLY DONT HATE WOMEN. AND WTF??? IM NOT AN INCEL. I'VE FUCKED A WOMAN BEFORE.
#letherchitt
#letherchitt #bandocscratch
what is the pØint Øf this site. if yØu have tØ be nice and nØt swear. sØme Øf yØu are stupid.
I’ve been here before, bodies on the floor, cold shit. Burning up my throat, staring at the door, focused. I think I should go, buried under smoke, snowed in. I’m feeling so sick, maybe this is hopeless.
I really think that it would fix me
CRACKING THE ANCIENT CODES. ON REACTION BUTTONS. ALL FOUR QUADS REACT: HIGHEST AWARD THAT A POST CAN RECEIVE. ALL BUT LIKE: YOU ARE SO COOKED. BUDDY. ALL BUT PITY: YOU ARE SO COOKED. AND IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT. BUDDY. MEDIATION AND HATE: TOO MUCH HATE FOR ONE BUTTON TO HOLD. PITY AND HATE: FULL SPECTRUM OF EMOTION. LIKE AND HATE: FULL SPECTRUM OF LUSTFUL EMOTION. #NSFW #QUADRANTADVICE
Still waiting to be punched through three walls, launched with an aerial attack, juggled for several hits, then meteor smashed so hard I leave a crater
Given the entire lifespan of every universe to choose an era of technology from, I still do not use large language models for writing ~ATH under any circumstance.
Crawled into the giant commemorative private Margaritaville cocktail statue like infant Christ in the manger. The new JC emerges fully formed, like the homjnculus. #substances
Alongside the birthday of some people close to me, I also wish everyone a happy Neil Bangin Out Tunes day.
ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP DID YOU KNOW THAT PEOPLE GET MAD AT YOU FOR THROWING THINGS AT THEM? ITS TRUE! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP!!! #DRIPTIP #DRIPTIPNATION #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION 1-9999999999999
I don’t normally post out of character but for the people who were at nycstuck yesterday, I was the Mallek cosplayer who proposed to my yumeshiper fiancé. I just want to say thank you guys so much for all of the well wishes and congratulations, as well as the post blowing up on human twitter. Your support is greatly appreciated! #nycstuck
im on a boat (im on a boat) im on a boat (im on a boat) everybody look at me cause im sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat) im on a boat (im on a boat) im on a boat take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah) #LyricsPosting #Mood #Tfw
my favorite part of this website is that almost everyone is willing to go to bat four best girl. #iwillbethere
thank you for your support in my sleepover everyone i could have never imagined so mmany friends would be interested in doing sleepover things i have read about and also the thing with the two human boys kissing for us to watch at some point in the night my hive got burnt down but im staying with one of my bestest friends coolscar while my lowblood disability checks fund the drone repair squad the sleepover will happen when repairs are finished im excited to see everyone! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #justiceforrankmaidssleepover, see you soon!, archive rating: M)
:33 < well do mew guys think im a cute boy or what?? #selfie [[ Art by my lovely moirail, gruelingTonic on tumblr! ]] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d096626366a1.png
i know i have a stage presence to maintain and im sorry if it weirds some people out but i will always reply to nudes to pay a compliment. girls need girls!!!! we gotta stick together! #nsfw
♡♡|THE HEMOSPECTRUM HAS NO QUALMS ON LOVE! OFFSPECTRUM TROLLS CAN BE LOVED BY FUCHSIA, BRONZE CAN BE LOVED BY VIOLET!|♡♡
#CHILISTRIP ANYONE CAN COME TO URBAN EXPLORING. AND BECAUSE WE'LL PROBABLY BE EXPLORING EMPTY TOWNS AND BUILDINGS, I'LL HAVE PROPER GEAR READY JUST IN CASE, BECAUSE WELL. I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO DIE OR SUFFOCATE IN A BUILDING WITH DEAD AIR. OR FALL AND DIE OR SOMETHING STUPID. AGAIN YOU ARE WELCOME TO JOIN.
((ooc: There will be a discord server and a parp chat for both. I am disclosing if you join the server please be kind to everyone there! Bad blood? Chill it for the fun of the event or switch the parp chat!))
YOU EVER KEEP FORGETTING YOUR NAME IS BISCUITS AND THINK ITS SOME OTHER BREAKFAST FOOD? LIKE DONUTS OR COFFEE? NO? JUST ME? OKAY :(
thx 2 everyone tht attended the #bonfireparty today!! it was super fun and everyone seemed 2 hav a toooon of fun <3 i'll hav to throw another rager like this again sumtime soon... u guys rock
♡♡|EVERYONE KISS YOUR QUADRANTMATES! ITS #kissinghour~~!|♡♡
setting up a trap with a big box and a stick and some string and a small pile of manga and a cup of steaming hot fresh ramen. for no reason.
0N THE CL0CK. BUT THE PARTY D0NT ST0P N0. 0H W0AH W0A 0H, 0H W0AH W0A 0H.
Dr. P the .o°ne f.o°r me
yeah fuck all that he can keep his ass away from me and my entire ectoline
currently scouting two boys you dont have to be human but human boys willing to apply get first priority must be able to attend my party at my hive once it gets repaired must be willing to kiss and touch each other in view of all other party goers i can pay for this obviously we are just looking for two boys or masc aligned individuals ready to help a room full of a crowd fujo and fudan out arigatou (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, #nsfw, party planning, inquire below, archive rating: M)
are you going to let me in ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, no, im not a human, pale visitor, #horror, #nsfw, #gore for bloody nose, #body-horror just in case, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/09586683bdfd.png
how i feel hatin troll bruno mars posts https://i.postimg.cc/LhFhmWpy/Untitled233-20260409183026.png
(=^･⩊･^=) < ANYPAWDY INTO BOYS THAT PAWRE LIKE 5'1"???
[But she’ll be inverted too. I won’t give you a string to lead you out of the labyrinth. No, I’m going to use the string entrap you even further. I’ll inscribe you into the labyrinth, into the text itself. Here’s some fucking wordplay for you: plot thread. Spinning a yarn. To weave a tale. All culminating in the creation of — you’ll appreciate this— a textile.” “Bravo,” Dirk said warmly. “I’m impressed. And I do appreciate it. Just one request before you imprison me in this metaphor: ‘Minotaur’ is so crass. I’d prefer ‘Asterion.’” “Ironically?” Anna asked. “Of course.” “Aren’t you going to try to change my mind?” Anna asked. “It doesn’t seem like you to just give up like that. To relinquish control.” “I don’t know how much control I even had to begin with,” Dirk said with a shrug. “Besides, isn’t it a good thing that I’m not acting like I usually do? That shows that I’ve grown as a character, right?” “It would if you did it sincerely,” Anna said. “But the fact that you just said ‘as a character’ instead of ‘as person’ makes me question your motives.” “Yeah, I guess that you’re right,” Dirk said, sitting down in the snow with a sigh. “Maybe I’m just tired. Worn thin. I don’t know; what do you think?” “I think you’re sad,” Anna told him. “And lonely. And I think you can’t admit that without burying it under twenty layers of metafiction and pretention and ‘irony.’ You want this book to be cathartic, right? That’s what you wrote in one of your outlines: ‘this should be a tough, emotionally draining read. But cathartic, in all the worst ways.’ Cathartic for whom? The reader, or you?” “Would it be vain to propose that it be cathartic for the reader through me?” Dirk asked. “After all, isn’t all fiction autobiographical? Or, perhaps more precisely, autobibliographical. Because what is the bio- if not a transcribed biblio-, a bibliography incarnate, or maybe encarnalized. A carnal codex, encoded in incarnadine ink, but soon to necrotize into a charnel charter, a disembodied, de-inscribed spirit, a shaded shade, channeled by a medium, through media, inter-medial, the channel branching into snyes— which return us to the rivers source, which is, of course, the sign, that single signal—” “You know what would be really cathartic?” Anna interrupted. “If you dropped all the meta-bullshit and masturbatory word games. If you stopped hiding behind them. If you could just make one sincere effort at reaching out to the other human being reading this. Without using quotation marks or a ‘Dirk said’ to separate yourself from this character. If you could be honest and straightforward and candid for once in your damn life and just communicate.” … … I… “I can’t,” Dirk said. “I didn’t think so,” said Anna. “And that’s why you can’t stay here. Upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life.”] And then Dirk was gone. “…Well, shit,” Pam said. “That was less dramatic than I thought it’d be.” Anna shrugged. “Yeah, I didn’t want to make a big thing out of it. No need for any ‘The rest is silence’ bullshit, you know?” “Yeah,” Pawnee said. She glanced around. “…So now what?” “Now,” Anna replied, “we begin Operation Palimpsest.” ——— “‘…Operation Palimpsest.’ And that’s where it ends,” Jeanne Betancourt said. “It’s just blank pieces of paper pasted onto the pages after that. Except now it has me saying, “‘“Operation Palimpsest.” And that’s where it ends.’” And now that’s where it ends. So looks like it’s working under standard magical book rules. Now that we’re caught up, it’s recording everything we say and do a few moments after we say and do it. So no cheating by skipping ahead.” Jeanne Betancourt closed the book, then quickly opened it again, and read out loud, “Jeanne Betancourt closed the book, then quickly opened it again, and read out loud, ‘Jeanne Betancourt…’” Satisfied, she shut it again, and carefully placed it back on the ground between herself, Acorn, and Minos. There was no sound but the menacing, wordless babble of the Lethe. Minos stood and stretched. “I suppose we should formulate our Three Ideas now. That’s this chapter’s title, after all. So we’d better do it before— #DetectivePony
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[The diaphanous light began to pour from Anna’s shoulder again, but this time, instead of falling onto the ground as a liquid, it began to consolidate into a physical form. “Yes, they must,” Anna said, taking a step towards Dirk. The light shifted and churned, finally resolving into its new, solid form. It was an arm. A silver, shimmering arm, made of pure light. The arm held a sword. Anna continued advancing. Dirk stood motionless. “You’ve put all of us through hell,” Anna said. “Both figuratively and literally. We were supposed to be the Pony Pals. Three friends who like to ride their fucking horses down the Pony Pal Trail, and don’t even realize what a stupid name ‘Pony Pal Trail’ is. But instead, we’re the Pony Pals who guzzle liquor and carry harpoon guns and sacrifice animals to dark gods and frame our teacher for arson.” She kept slowly walking forward. “That is not right. And you had no right to make it such.” Anna was now standing directly in front of Dirk. Her face, a stony mask. Electricity. Terror. Power. Anna raised the sword in her ethereal left hand. The sword, and the hand, that were the embodiment of all the innocence that had been forever lost. A blade of erased possibility. Pawnee looked away. Pam didn’t. Dirk lowered his head, presenting the back of his neck. Anna swung the blade. But then she stopped. The blade hovered inches above Dirk’s neck. He peered up at Anna questioningly, expectantly. “No,” Anna said quietly, her eyes wide. “This isn’t what I want.” Her left arm and the sword it held instantly evaporated in a flash of white light. Anna stumbled backward, the unearthly power draining from her. “This isn’t what I want. So who does want it?” She gasped, then looked at Dirk with pure disgust. “How long were you planning this?” she hissed. Dirk raised his head and rubbed the back of his neck with one hand. “What are you talking about?” he asked Anna. He glanced at Pam and Pawnee, who both gave him I don’t fucking know shrugs. “What was it, some sort of emergency escape plan? A tertiary backup for your backup?” Anna said accusingly. “But if that’s the case, you would have had to anticipate… so much…” She gave Dirk a piercing stare. “Just how in control of all this are you?” “Seriously,” Dirk said, raising his hands in conversational surrender, “I have no idea what you’re referring to. You’re the dyslexic über-being here, so you’re gonna have to help me out a little.” “Minos,” Anna said. “The reference to Daedalus on page 12. Even that word you used a minute ago: ‘redressed.’ It’s all been setting up a metaphor that’s simultaneously another one of your allusions. Indulge me, Dirk, what’s the etymology of ‘redress’?” “From French,” Dirk said automatically. “re, again; drecier, to straighten. What are you getting at?” “‘To straighten again.’ Exactly. And what needs to be straightened?” Anna asked rhetorically. “A labyrinth.” “Ah,” said Dirk. “Clever.” “This entire book that you wrote, this tangle of orange, with all its absurd twists and double-backs and dead ends, is the labyrinth you constructed,” Anna said. “But you aren’t Minos or Daedalus in the metaphor. You built this labyrinth from the inside. To hold yourself. You’re the Minotaur.” “Very clever,” Dirk said approvingly. “And having built the allusion into this story as such, you knew I’d have the splinters of its characters inside me,” Anna continued. “So you goaded me into thinking you were the enemy of Crete, devourer of innocent Athenian youths. You handed me the sword of Aegus and pointed me towards yourself. You wanted me to be Theseus.” “Christ,” Pam whispered. “If that was my plan,” Dirk said with a small smile, “(which I still maintain that it wasn’t), you’d have to admit that it was a good one. My own character killing me to erase my own influence from herself — I have no idea what that’d do to the story, but I’m willing to bet there’d be some fireworks.” “But I won’t do it,” Anna said. “I won’t play along with your fucked-up masochistic fantasy.” “Sparing my life?” Dirk said. “How noble of you. A lenient judgment.” “You misunderstand,” Anna said coldly. “This isn’t leniency. And it’s certainly not mercy. You’ll still get your metaphor, but I’m going to invert it. Turn it inside-out.” Dirk chuckled. “‘Inside-out.’ There it is again. So clinical. ‘Inside-out.’” A self-satisfied smile. “And that, Jeanne Betancourt, is good leitworstil.” Anna ignored him. “You still get to be the Minotaur,” she said, “and this book is fucking certainly still your labyrinth. But I refuse the role of Theseus. Instead, I’m going to be Ariadne.] #DetectivePony #4'11"
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shes her own woman she can do what she wants but every day i am trying to fight the demon that awakes in me whenever eridans bro or whoever the fuck he is talks to any version of my mom not my mom roxy
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🎉I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize. What we came across that day in the woods was obviously unplanned. The reactions you saw on tape were raw; they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react or how to feel. I should have never posted the video. I should have put the cameras down and stopped recording what we were going through. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the internet. I want to apologize to anyone who has seen the video. I want to apologize to anyone who has been affected or touched by mental illness, or depression, or suicide. But most importantly I want to apologize to the victim and his family. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. I don’t deserve to be defended. The goal with my content is always to entertain; to push the boundaries, to be all-inclusive. In the world I live in, I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said I made a huge mistake. I don’t expect to be forgiven, I’m just here to apologize. I'm ashamed of myself. I’m disappointed in myself. And I promise to be better. I will be better. Thank you.🎉
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iif i hosted a party after my hive gets repaired and the party was just about spinning a naked figure of troll sanji tto make people kiss and i wouldnt play i would just watch and maybe i could have a special chair to sit in as the special um host of the party that had the best view of the circle also would anyone come to that? i understand if not (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, spin the figure, #nsfw, and other party games, i wouldnt play any, i would just be watching, archive rating: M)
... Pretty sure that's just the plot of regular Fight Club.
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[“You just love your little allusions, don’t you, Dirk?” Anna said. “Gotta make sure everybody knows how well-read you are. God forbid someone think you don’t have any Baudelaire memorized, right?” “Fuck.” “C'est que notre âme, hélas! n'est pas assez hardie,” Pam whispered. “I didn’t know you spoke French,” Pawnee whispered back. “I don’t…” “It seems like you’ve figured it out already,” Anna said, “but for the sake of my chatty friends behind me, I’ll spell it out. I passed through everything — every poem, every novel, every essay — that you quoted or paraphrased or just plain stole from. And as I passed through, little bits of them got stuck in me, like splinters.” “And now you can commune with them, or channel them, or… become them?” Dirk said. Anna shrugged. “Again, more or less right. I don’t know exactly how it works. But I do know that it’s not the texts themselves, it’s the characters.” She tapped her head. “I’ve got a couple hundred guests in here with me now. Some of them are totally useless — fuckin’ Prufrock, am I right? — and some are downright holding me back — lookin’ at you, Underground Man. But you were also kind enough to give me a couple aces in the hole. Claudius (who you gave me just a few minutes ago with your dumb nutshell joke; thanks for that) is a son of a bitch, but he gets shit done. Lenore gets power from absence, which is a little tricky to apply, but pretty damn useful once you figure it out. John Shade and co. are a mixed bag; I’ll leave it at that, lest the poor king and that bigger, more respectable, more competent glassmaker slither their way in here. Hell, speaking of mixed bags, the entire goddamn Bible!” “Okay, we get it,” Dirk said. “Jesus. Which, just to be clear, is being used as a profanity here, not as a reference to any work of literature, past present or future, in which Jesus is a character.” “But what’s most important now,” Anna continued, “is that ridiculous Dante interlude you shoehorned in. I can’t say I’m at all surprised that you’re a fan of the most famous self-insert fanfiction in the traditional Western canon. But this one’s a little different. You didn’t just mention The Divine Comedy, you structured part of this story after it. And you should know better than anyone how important structure is. You made Acorn into your Dante, and Minos your Virgil. Which is a little confusing, because Minos is already a character in the Inferno, playing his traditional mythological role as the one who judges the damned and assigns them a spot in hell. And your cat Minos is also playing that role… but the point is that there’s one role you left conspicuously unfilled.” “Beatrice,” Dirk said quietly. “Damn straight. The figure who knows of Hell, but who dwells in Heaven. How very like you to focus on the angsty, moping dudes while ignoring the woman who’s really pulling all the strings. (By the way, just fyi, literally every single work you alluded to in this dumb story was written by a man. All of them. Which is pretty fucked up, really. I’m just sayin’. You might want to have a hard think about that.) Anyway, by killing me, albeit temporarily, you made me a perfect fit for the part of Beatrice. Existing in the spaces in between. Now, in The Divine Comedy, Beatrice sees Dante being chased by wild animals, so she orders Virgil to lead him to her. So, by analogue—” “—I gave you power over Minos,” Dirk finished. “That’s right. But, due to your sloppiness with the structure of your references, I not only got control of Dante-Minos, I also became the commander of the version of Minos who is the judge of the dead. And I don’t think that you’re exactly eager to be judged by me. Am I right?” Dirk was drumming the fingers of his left hand on the side of his leg. “I follow you so far,” he said. “But how do you know all this? All the exact details of it, I mean. All those characters that you— you absorbed, became, whatever. They (and your deus-ex-dyslexia) give you this power, but who gave you the overarching knowledge of the structure in which the power operates?” “You did, Dirk,” Anna said. “As skeevy as it sounds, I’ve got a little splinter of you in my head right now. Which raises several very interesting and concerning implications. First and foremost of which: you see yourself as a literary character.” “Well, I’m here in this fucking book, aren’t I?” Dirk said, waving his arms around. “If that doesn’t make me a literary character—” Anna shook her head, the motion causing another trickle of the mysterious fluid to drip from her shoulder. “No, that’s just a version of you on the inside. In this text. I needed to pass through a version of you in order to absorb it, necessarily putting it outside the text. You, in your life outside this book, frame your existence as literary. Is it because you want your life to] #DetectivePony
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Erisol and hatebot should go out with each other
hid my pages in some dead dudes cave like three days ago good luck getting past the boulder wait hold on hooooly shit its open what the fuck
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20k kult celebration easter hopbeast outfit arrived this is much more revealing than i had been lead to believe
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I had a dream Troll Harry Dubois was here.
Lets end #eridanweek with bang Let us have the #Jackoff for the masses #nsfw
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[Pawnee] swung back up on [Lil’ Sebastian]. [“But there shall be no Greyhound born between Feltro and Feltro],” she said. [“Only another fucking cat.”] Anna took the lead again. When they reached the three birches, Acorn stopped. [He knew that it was his time to leave. Page 43, he thought to himself. A prime number. Is it fitting or ironic that a life full of multiplicity end with something indivisible?] “[It’s just as the prophesy foretold]!” said Anna excitedly. “[Where the three birches rise, there shall He descend],” said Pam. “You know Acorn [is not long for this world, Anna. We were wrong about the cat. He’s not here for us. He’s still a son of a fuck, but we can’t interfere with this.”] “There could be a clue,” [Pawnee burbled]. “Let’s see what [really happens beyond the veil; on the Other Side of the Other Side.”] Acorn sniffed for another minute, then he raised his head. He turned toward a trail that started behind the three birch trees. [Minos sat in the upper branches of one of the trees, shitting silently and solemnly onto the forest floor below.] “Acorn [needs to leave with his feline psychopomp, Anna. We all knew that his reckoning would come one day,” Pawnee said quietly. “I’m sorry.” Anna nodded sadly. All three girls dismounted in silence. Anna closed her eyes and dropped Acorn’s reins. The cat began to come down from its perch, hopping from branch to branch, leaving a tiny kitty shit on each one. It landed lightly in the snow and began to saunter towards Acorn, but Anna stepped into its path. She knelt and looked the cat right in its god damned eyes. “You are an evil fucking thing,” Anna whispered. “I now understand who you are, and what you must do, but I will never, never forgive you. I warn you: judge fairly, for even the eternal Judge is not free from my judgment. Yes, I too have a secret. There are wheels within wheels in the town of Wiggins, and fires within fires. Now go.” She stood. The cat walked between her legs and jumped onto Acorn’s back.] [Minos] rode Acorn [down the long and winding path into the Unknown.] #DetectivePony
glad im missin out on tonite cause what tha fuck
// I hope you see Rosa, not just as an ancestor. But also your green Alien mother. (this is a joke)
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Anyway, chag sameach. Hope everyone's spending Passover reflecting on overthrowing cruel dictators and restrictive, hegemonic systems of belief.
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when the kity doesnt want u to get up u HAVE to stay there bc kity makes da rules #ThePurrer #CatsInCharge
whos da giant cat who makes ALL OF DA RULES
jeff the killed it Wordle 1,749 2/6 🟩⬛🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Hm, to join in on the beloved activity of #lyricsposting, I will submit below a rather indulgent song. Keep in mind, I generally do not listen to music with lyrics. It was difficult to find something that was in line with what I have felt. Albeit, this is merely an excerpt of the song. The entirety of the song, however, does not apply, for I am not yet a vampire. It wasn't just the sun that I was hiding from We were messed up kids who taught ourselves how to live And I'm still scared that I'm not good enough
Wordle 1,749 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I had to think for a moment, but I was lucky.
concept: your boss staring at you from across his desk, exhaling a cloud of thick cigarette smoke he taps his fingers over the mahogany of his desk as his eyes travel up and down your figure as if undressing you people love his kind eyes, his soft smile and his witty jokes but only you get to see this side of him "we have an hour until the client is scheduled, detective" he says slowly, taking another drag and leaning back in his chair with knees apart he nods his head to beckon you closer, making room for you under his desk to start (tags: Reader/Boss, Reader/Detective, mlm, no quads mentioned, quadlessfling, chitfic, kind of pale, #nsfw, power imbalance, Human/Human, #rankworks, vague species, detectives on my timeline, hes so hardboiled, archive rating: M)
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Hello my fellow Americans, it has come to my attention that I should address my participation in #eridanweek. Let me be clear: I will not be participating, the sea dwellers are threatening our democracy and I want my constituents to know I will never bow to fascism.
Back to the regularly scheduled horror postings. Tonight, I am watching 'The Laplace's Demon'. What are you watching?
It Is Quite The Range Of People, Including Many Humans On This Site it Is Incredibly Fascinating To Observe
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hole posting soon. #nsfw
Absinthe love affairs, we fill our lungs with hymns of Pride and poverty and we shall overcome Bring her into our hearts of tar and stone Until that warm embrace will come! Absent delo lubovi intrigami napolnim Gordosti i bednost' mi preodoleem. Priglasim eyo v nashi serdsa iz smoli i kamnya Tepla darite skorey! #lyricsposting #backtowork
i mean im gone im feeling kinda crazy feeling kinda faded and all them haters hate me but im here i do it for the people i do it for the good the evil and the equal #lyricsposting
♰ i'll never be the same, break in decency don't be tree trunk, don't fall on my living roots i've been humming too many words, got a weak self-esteem that's been stomped away from every single dream but it's something else that brought us fees keep it all inside 'til we feel we can't unleash 7 words - deftones #lyrics ♰
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #NowListening While you try to find, the lines to speak your mind, And pry it open, hoping for an encore And if it gets too late for me to wait, For you to find you love me and tell me so, It’s okay. Don’t need to say it. https://open.spotify.com/track/0uhYgQQ6WX9rCONnum7Fmw?si=lyhpL0IqQxuwDkoAF578kQ ]
for every like i will list a hear me out please dont be mean to me when i start listing them please (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
⚇ Hilarities 14:3 ⚇ “It’s not a wise one who leaves the place of their motherfucking heart untimely. No laughter in the suffering of those early lost of their quadrants so rest you with heart and spade and club and diamond and speak of the fucking Hilarity to each other.” ⚇
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You don't make mistakes, mistakes make you, therefore they're MUST-akes, daleee
It's HateBot and Erisol bait
There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel (for humans) at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
3833 < That's a little sad, but I guess if it makes him happy. 🤷♀️ >
#Rechitt.
D—> Hello. Today I have joined Chittr for the first time in the hopes of making new friends… I hope I will be successful.
B33 < efurry time i watch that scene i think like man B33 < id change gears instantly id be stomping on their throat trying to turn this into justified self defense
B33 < nyall efur s33 a clown make a typo while trying to be intimidating B33 < its furicking hilarious it just shuts them all the way down log off and try again B33 < they hit that hink/honl and its all ofur B33 < like watching a slasher trip ofur a rock in a movie
so can we wander for a spell and live in parallel i want it to be true, to be like you my heart sings a chorus out of tune #lyricposting
today I will be evil and send no bug pictures and say fuck
GREAT IDEA
W)(ile you were all going to parties t)(at got swatted, I was spending t)(e evening wit)( my wonderful matesprit 38) Feferi week continues to sweep!
fuck this. knife throwing nasty bitch. im gonna fuckher right up #eridanweek
Why is everyone feeling somber and dread at the handwich stand. :( #eridanweek
thank god it is my thing
Thank y.o°u f.o°r the gener.o°us re.o°ccme.o°mendati.o°n vallued cust.o°mer
in honor o' #transdayofvisibility i'm lettin' your boyfriend strap me. #ally #nsfw
A very happy trans day of visibility to all of you ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guests. I can assure you, you are all very visible to me. In a literal sense, of course.
Who is all at #eridanweek raise your hands
As a PI, I would never advocate for violence or murder. Whether that is of celebrities, CEOS, or people who only kind of annoy you. However,
This seems like a deeply tragic, culture-altering sequence of celebrity fatalities. Anyway.
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YOU ARE JUST MAD BECAUSE YOU ARE ANGRY.
AN EGG PARADE THAT NEVER ENDS! #EGGSWEEK
Keep Your Eyes Open Bitch
next per2on two iimage embed u2iing dii2cord ii2 gettiing bla2ted two the moon by your2 truly.
Ii d.o° n.o°t think s.o° I w.o°uld n.o°t trust a slender man f.o°ll.o°wing me
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jealous.
I am legalizing Gay Marriage 2.
ALRIGHT, NEW PROFILE PICTURE TIME, WHICH ALSO MEANS FACE REVEAL. BEHOLD, MY MANGLED VISAGE IS NOW VISIBLE NOW.
THIS SEEMS LIKE A FUCKING COMICAL IDEA. I DONT KNOW WHAT WWE IS BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE FIGHTING. BUT THEN AGAIN I DONT THINK EVERY FUCHSIA WOULD BE UP FOR IT.
xx ACTUALLY??? THAT WLD BE P FUN!! xx xx LIEK NOT ME OFC BUT I WLD #LOVE TO REFEREE! xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
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colin mochrie really is a legend. what a funny guy!
#NOWPLAYING THIS ACTUALLY. THANK YOU.
I'M NOT QUITE SURE WHAT THIS #YURIMANDATE THING TRENDING IS, BUT I'LL SUPPORT IT!
like this post and i'll draw you i guess.
Appreciated.
As the great American Woodcock would say: Meep.
hey wait ive seen trollsonas before does that mean trolls have humansonas???
I AM GOING TO TRY SOMETHING NEW TODAY I SAW ON MY FEED. #VAGUEPOSTING I AM REALLY ENJOYING MY MEAL RIGHT NOW! SEND POST.
I stack racks so fat, bitches be thinking they're silicone. They don't make them like they make me anymore, man. I'm a demon. I'll clown your whole squad for bus fare and then WALK. Prankster's Gambit so high and my dick's still bigger. Make my wife wear groucho glasses while she rides it, call that shit beaglepussy. #nsfw
he dedicated his life 2 being just like the old bruno marses of the olden times & honestly i just think that is soo historically and nostalgically #epic
// I'm black, and I love my culture, but oh my goooood. THE WHIMSY of black culture is immaculate. I was just watching some HBCU runway stuff, and they are so fucking beautiful. -shakes people- I LOVE BLACK CULTURE.
HERES A TIP FROM THE DRIP! IF YOU FOR SOME REASON LIVE IN A HOUSE WITH A LOT OF CLOCKS IT MAY BE HARD FOR YOU TO REMEMBER WHEN THEY NEED TO BE REWOUND OR THEIR BATTERIES REPLACED THATS WHY ITS GOOD TO REMEMBER THAT THEYRE GONNA BE RIGHT TWICE A DAY ANYWAYS SO WHY BOTHER! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER VERY EPIC #DRIPTIP THANK YOU TO #DRIPTIPNATION
Very nuanced front page today. Rolling dice to see whether I get a dumb shitpost, someone naked or I think a serial killer posting pictures of where he lives.
THERE SEEMS TO BE AN AUTOMATED HATE-BOT INTERACTING WITH MY POSTS. WHOEVER IT IS BEHIND THIS SABOTEUR MUST CLEARLY BE JEALOUS OF MY SUCCESS SO FAR. I CANNOT SAY I BLAME THEM. AND, IN FACT, I WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND AN OLIVE BRANCH THEIR WAY! WHOEVER YOU ARE, I AM SURE YOU CAN COME TO SEE THE "ERROR" OF YOUR WAYS!
INDEED, I PRIDE MYSELF ON MY MY ABILITY TO DO THAT! HONE IT, IN FACT! MY ENTERTAINMENT VALUE IS THE BLADE WITH WHICH I SHALL CUT OPEN MY PATH TO FAME!
Clocking in for another shift at the Hate Everything And Everyone Factory.
Just heard about Chuck Norris. #ForTheBest
An.o°ther nightly daily reminder that if y.o°u sleep y.o°u are ch°o.o°sing t.o° minimize y.o°ur p.o°tential simply f.o°r s.o°me supp.o°sed material "c.o°mf.o°rt" that d.o°es n.o°t even feel g.o°o.d
Is it? I took no offense, and I figure i still don't. Ego sum ira Domini.
𝄞 it's when ur a dif gender than what ppl t♡ld u u were when u hatched silly 𝆕
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D --> I think girls in maid dresses are very cute D --> Um, not necessarily in a strictly #nsfw way but I will tag it as such because I imagine the comments will veer in that dir%ion
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“She had waited all her life for something, and it had killed her when it found her.” *Excerpt from Their Eyes Were Watching God by Zora Neale Hurston
“It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” *Excerpt from The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
“I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It’s when you know you’re licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what. You rarely win, but sometimes you do.” *Excerpt from To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
"= those who know. ="
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What's everyone's thoughts on that funny music guy bobby no dollars? Or whatever. Silly lyrics, that guy.
“Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.” *Excerpt from The Velveteen Rabbit by Margery Williams
#boycottamporaweek #murritturkinisabitchassmotherfucker
Everyone who has a bloodcaste based DNI is absolutely wild by the way. If its like. fuschias dni or purplebloods i get the sentiment but wouldn't it be both less "assigning people characteristics based on caste" AND more accurate to say "loyalists dni" or "clowns dni". But then again im also expecting people with DNIs to employ logic and reason so maybe im the real clown here. Remember: Your fate is yours to control.
X Guys we made an eldritch terror go “oh” in response to seeing the feed I think it’s not only I who has claimed total and supreme victory today but all of us. x
// know that about 50% of the posts I make here are made via my shit laptop with a redbull in one hand and a cigarette in the other. lush life ye
I am beginning t.o° c.o°me ar.o°und t.o° h.o°w this site can be used f.o°r purp.o°ses .o°ther than pr.o°fessi.o°nall but then it is makinig me w.o°nder if I sh.o°uld mmake a different acc.o°unt f.o°r pers.o°nal matters but franky that s.o°unds llke m.o°re eff.o°rt than it w.o°uld be w.o°rth since it w.o°uld be barren there is n.o° pers.o°nal .o°nly business except a little bit .o°f pers.o°nal every n.o°w and then but it isn't even a l.o°t .o°f pers.o°nal just s.o°mething t.o° l.o°o.k at when things are sl.o°w and s.o°metimes it makes me feel a little gr.o°ss f.o°r many different reas.o°ns but this is all t.o° say that there are s.o°me .o°kay things here en.o°ugh
𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 OOC Muse Specific Information. I do roleplay NSFW and above, it's Dualscar, he is basically default NSFW #nsfw #ooc #lore #nsfwe? 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 230th Imperial Sweep Hatched Cronus Ampora, he was a culler from hatching. The Empire had uses for highbloods, and he was shaped into one of those uses before he could properly understand what that meant. Violence was not taught to him. It was expected. By six sweeps, as demanded by Alternian custom, he culled his own lusus. Not out of hatred. Not even out of cruelty. Merely because this was the path laid before him. The first true act of the Orphaner. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 236th Imperial Sweep His youth was spent in the presence of Meenah Peixes. The two were close. Closer than perhaps either of them should have allowed. Their relations drifted dangerously near moiraillegiance in those younger sweeps, before duty and imperial paranoia poisoned the possibility of it. At the same time, the would-be Orphaner spent long stretches near Gl'bgolyb herself. Conditioning his pan against her horrid psychic wailing. Preparing himself for a lifetime beneath the shadow of the Empire. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 239th Imperial Sweep It was during the Royal Courts that he earned the name Dualscar. He spoke out of line before the Empress. A mistake. A singular mistake. The 2x3Dent narrowly missed culling him outright and instead left him permanently scarred. The wound remained across him for the rest of his life. A reminder to himself and everyone else of what becomes of those who fail to respect imperial authority. From then onward, he was no longer merely Cronus Ampora. He was Dualscar. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 240th - 246th Imperial Sweeps As he aged, his attachment to the Empress curdled into flushed longing. Dangerous longing. The sort of longing that could only end in execution if spoken aloud. She, however, grew increasingly wary of him. She understood what her future required. Dualscar had no place within it. Around these same sweeps, he shared a brief spark of kismesissitude with the The Grand Highblood. But neither of them could truly hate the other enough to sustain it. The quadrant withered before it could properly bloom. Still, his work flourished. As for his role as Orphaner? Dualscar was a natural. Culling was already a highblood specialty. Give one a legendary weapon such as Ahab's Crosshairs and suddenly very few things on Alternia remained beyond their reach. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 247th Imperial Sweep At seventeen sweeps, Dualscar first crossed paths with Marquise Spinneret Mindfang. He did not think much of it at the time. Pirates were not his jurisdiction. Letting her go seemed harmless enough. Lightning rarely struck twice. Ahab's Crosshairs, however, certainly did. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 247th - 330th Imperial Sweeps Over the following sweeps, the rivalry between Dualscar and Mindfang became something far uglier than simple conflict. Their clashes turned personal. Then intimate. Then venomous. Quadrants bled together beneath cannon fire and threats whispered behind closed doors. For a time they remained evenly matched. Dualscar stood at the peak of physical prowess while possessing not a single psychic advantage. Mindfang, meanwhile, became increasingly manipulative and mentally fortified with every passing sweep. As the centuries passed, Dualscar became something almost mythological among imperial circles. Rebels whispered stories of the Orphaner that culled trolls in droves for the Empire rather than merely hunting dangerous lusii. Whether exaggerated or not hardly mattered. Fear spreads easier than truth on Alternia. He stopped stepping onto land whenever possible. By this stage he was no longer merely an Orphaner. He had become the longest-lived and most productive executioner the Empire had ever maintained. And through all of it, Mindfang remained. Sometimes enemy. Sometimes confidant. Sometimes something far worse. -𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 Around the 410th Imperial Sweep By the height of the rebellion surrounding The Signless, Dualscar and Mindfang had long since stopped wasting driftwood and cannon fire upon one another. Instead they met privately. Hours within the brig of one ship or the other. Threats. Arguments. Attempted murders. The sort of relationship only Alternia could cultivate. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 490th Imperial Sweep This was the end of Dualscar. He traded heavily for a particular Jadeblood slave connected to the rebellion. He never learned her name. He never cared to. Her appearance alone fascinated him. Ancient. Exhausted. Older than himself. Older than the Empress. Yet still carrying an unnatural youthfulness to her features. She reminded him of the Rainbow Drinkers from gothic fiction. The old horror stories written by Bram Trollker and others alike. He had gifted her to the Marquise. His Kismesis, who, at the time, he was aiming for Vacillation with. She enjoyed it, so much, that it entered her flush. What he was aiming for. In his rage, he had slain the Jadeblood. Often forgetting whether it was his own actions or that of an assassin. Either way, his kismesistude was ended with the Marquise. Dualscar fled from his own ship during daylight hours so she could not pursue him directly. In desperation he sought refuge within the chambers of the Grand Highblood. Instead, he found death. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 Post-Death Within the dream bubbles he eventually encountered his descendant, Eridan Ampora. He viewed the boy as a disappointment. Eridan had failed the Heiress. Failed imperial devotion. Even abandoned Ahab's Crosshairs before dying at the hands of a Jadeblood. Eventually, though, forgiveness came. Or something close enough to it. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 Post-Game Era At some point after death, some variation of Jane Crocker restored Dualscar to life. But the resurrection left him hollow. Alternia was gone. No hemospectrum. No lusii. No purpose. He became a relic stranded upon a world that no longer understood what he had once been. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 Present Day Now he carries the mantle of Gameward. He watches over a somewhat prosperous island beneath the loose authority of Crocker-affiliated powers. He lives mostly alone. #fishingfriday remains mandatory for him due to the weekly medication schedules required for certain wildlife under his care. Though softened compared to the monster Alternia created, Dualscar remains harsher, crueler, and more violent than nearly anyone around him. A relic of a dead empire still trying to behave as though that empire never fell.
vV Anyways! I'm very excited to be chatting with you all!! You don't know how suffocating it is talking to the same cloistermates everynight... This is a breath of fresh Alternian air for me! Vv
I am canon to Steel Ball Run.
what the fuck do you mean snorks are the same size as hello kitty
ah... this... this is a dream come true i never thought i would be recognized for such a high honor trollbama-sama sir
PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: After much deliberation, my team and I have elected to award @archiveAddict with the Presidential Medal of Honor for their hard work in the Yaoi and Yuri industry. They have been working hard, and I am delighted to be able to award them this honor. Congratulations, Rankmaid!
“whats going to happen if i find your pages” “what do i do when i find your pages” “do i get a reward for finding your pages” #idk find my pages and find out
(( Pinning on all my accts! Important to note, I'm always down to RP SFW and Violence, but I don't do NSFW! I don't mind rping into NSFW jokes and references, but I don't RP it ^-^ TY! This goes for all my charas: @tempestousDoxy @preciptiousNeoma @gigglingGaffle @bigBooms @puzzlingResolve @macabreMoonlight @waningCatastrophe @avidApiarist @bakersDouzen [idk why u would wanna freak on the bakery] ))
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"= i will keep replying to ridiculously intimidating trolls until i lose every last inch of reservation. and. i will keep being immensely curious about trolls who are mysterious. so i never lose my urge to discover. ="
YESSS!!! oh my god i love abba they're fun to work out to
You can daaaaance You can jiiiiive Haaaving the time of your liiiiife
MAYB WE'LL MEET @ A BAR HE'LL DRIV A FNKY CAR MAYB WE'LL MEET @ A CLB ND FALL SO DEPLY INLUV!!
"He taught that division is often taught first, because division is cheaper than chains and often times stronger." #WordsoftheSignless
We need to get the Doc's banned. FrFR.
FRI--ENDS!! Look w)(at I found!! Isn't )(e so CUT--E? )(ttps://i.ibb.co/fd6KQCSz/9625-F340-CD40-4891-8-C92-BFFCC9-D23-C7-F.jpg
⚇ HELL YEAH SIBLING ⚇ YOU AIGHT YOU AIGHT ⚇
ah... i know my fictions are what i mainly post but would there be any interest in my cosplays? 0v0"
⚇ because some motherfuckers are asking me share or whatever. ⚇ i got another passage for y'all. ⚇ Hilarities 90:1 ⚇ “Take all you can grasp in your greed and your lust. If something you want comes to your fronds, motherfucker, take it and run like it’s yours.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ WHOOP WHOOP ⚇
)(ey!! You!!! You look amazing today!!!! W)(at's your sea-cret!!!!!? #positivity
#vagueposting Seeing heresy on the chitline :/ Ego sum ira Domini.
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! i have no idea actually but frankly i've decided that i don't like it
Hatefuck this, hatefuck that; Have you everr looked in theirr eyes and known if you had to die it could only them; and if they had to die only you?? known that nobody else's competition keeps you as rready forr warr as they do?? known that therre was no battle you could not conquerr when in sync with them?? that's loathing, jegus I'm a dorrk, #nsfw #blackrrom
Let Me Be Clear.... Naw... Let Me Be Opaque
H3y girl, ar3 you thr33 day2 grac3? cau23 it2 not too lat3, it2 n3v3r too lat3.
)(i everyone!! T)(is is my first c)(ittr post and I am -EXCIT----------ED!! 38D
(( and ooc post- hello! chroma, they/them, i did conlang all the alternian you see here. handle in bio, here to have a good time! ))
> mak1ng a p1nned because th0se ex1st! https://chr0mat1cav1an01d.carrd.c0/ hell000, chr0ma av1dæ here, they/them. what 1t says 0n the t1n, muse 0f l1ght wander1ng the mult1verse and ch1ttr s1te m0d. 1 can ver1fy y0u 1f y0u'd l1ke. b1rd-w1nged l1ngu1st, the tag #chr0masaltern1an c0mp1les a l0t 0f my rec0rds! 1f y0u ever see me talk1ng 1n s0meth1ng y0u d0n't understand 1mmed1ately, 1t's pr0bably altern1an. n0t here f0r /maj0r/ p0l1t1cs but w1ll engage 1n c0nversat10n and debate regard1ng them, as s0me0ne 0n the l0west end 0f the hem0spectrum. 1 d0 bl0ck l1berally based 0n pers0nal c0mf0rt, d0 n0t c0me at me f0r 1t. 1 d0 n0t bl0ck based 0n caste th0ugh. just d0n't be an assh0le. dms 0pen, ask me whatever whenever!
I'm going to try and spread my wings a little. Listen to something a little more modern than my usual records.
my photorealistic grey hands will crea73 and crush the hives of mii-llions u-ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ-u
Now Playing: Rule #34 - Fish in a Birdcage https://youtu.be/GuvIJHXuJrI?si=TyA6JvgFDBSl2SzY
mOtHeR FuCkErS LiKe tO UsE FaNcY WoRdS LiKe "MaNiC PhAsE" aNd "PeRsOnAlItY DiSoRdEr" AnD "sUbStAnCe aBuSe" To kEeP YoU DoWn. YoU CaN'T Be sToPpEd iF YoU DoN'T KnOw wHaT AnY Of tHaT ShIt mEaNs. KeEp hOnKiNg, BrOtHeRs aNd sIsTeRs. HoNk!
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Thank you, I take my spot with pride.
Never been so relaxed while having my coffee.
I know what you are. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98cc5140ba96.jpg
spellmaxxign wizrdcel #wizard https://64.media.tumblr.com/f0d15451c3854f98294416aa6fc6c6a0/tumblr_inline_pd0ti51Wxe1rhepgc_640.png
Fun s.o°da fact: legally speaking I take n.o° resp.o°nsibility f.o°r misuse .o°f my pr.o°duct after it has left my pr.o°ngs
like this p0st if i sh0uld buzz 0ff all my hair s0 i d0n't have t0 think ab0ut h0w greasy it is right n0w.
oH, oKAY, tHAT IS GOOD, tHEN,
oh oh i know!! maybe i'll watch train to busan again!!
Indeed it has. #Feeloldyet? #Kidding
Search #charms Clover laid out a really good spread.
I appreciate ho+w candid many o+f yo+u are. It is refreshing to+ be in a fo+rum where revo+lutio+naries are free to+ express the truth. Death to+ the Empire.
S.o°da fun fact which is fun: Y.o°u like s.o°da #s.o°da
you will just have to wait and see!
> just saw s0me0ne say1ng they supp0rted l0wbl00ds and then use tw0 d1fferent slurs t0 refer t0 l0wbl00ds. sure man whatever
The troll quadrant shit is pretty fascinating, actually.
> all g00d 1've acc1dentally h1t hate l1ke seventeen t1mes 1n the past day. y0u g0t th1s
> g0tcha, all g00d. n0t l1ke 1've g0t places t0 be! just f0cus 0n the game 1ntr0 rn then get t0 me when y0u can
> 0h sh1t g00d luck. dms are 0pen 1f y0u need adv1ce f0r the game.
Holy shit. You guys ARE freaks. Well, as promised, here I go... My ass!!!!!!!! https://imgflip.com/gif/anm62u #nsfw ?
whatever. i guess i'm just glad i wasn't 0n chittr when i was six and marginally m0re unstable than i am n0w 0r y0u'd have seen s0me truly hein0us shit fr0m me.
There you go, @misterSeven. Po'gchamp.
#charms last one!!!! pot o' gold, or po'g, is four when you match right up to someone in anythin' you wanna do. it's conspiration, it's a team, it's somebody you can get everything done with faster an' better than anybody else. like you're locked on the same wavelength. it's hard to find, four most, th' kind of guy you can plan anythin' with without clashin'. the kind that has the same ideas as you befoure either of y' have even said it aloud. but when you can make that kind of connection, it's like findin' gold. thanks four listening, and remember, it's not only luck that leads you to love!! :) https://i.ibb.co/d0wGMb5b/image.png
edit four my pinned: you can see all nine other posts on this subject under the #charms tag! first of all, all #charms are romantic in nature. since not everyone seems to agree on what that means, basically, it just means a relationship with established specific societal expectations. we have nine charms, illustrated in the image below if i know how embedding works, and we typically aim to have three or more charms in an ideal committed relationship, although some people are weird and end up sticking with just the one or two. a relationship involving three or more charms is referred to as a 'trove'. https://i.ibb.co/cc5VNvFT/charms.webp
ahem. anyway, the most alien-friendly of the #charms is hearts. i'm fairly sure you guys' <3 isn't all that different from ours, aside from its associated color bein' pink instead of red. (red's further down the chart.) i'm pretty sure this one don't need much explanation, but. four me, when i'm in hearts with someone, it means...i wanna do everythin' four 'em. i want to be soft four them, and sweet, and all that sappy gushy stuff. i want to be someone that makes 'em feel warm. https://i.ibb.co/Mxjrrzy7/image.png
moons's the next up on the #charms board. it's called by that because of how your feelings four a person *wax* and *wane*, like the moon. i think i've seen trolls call it vacillation or something like that, but as far as i can tell the nuance isn't really the same? you can be moons four someone without, like, actually changing charms, although some moons troves do go back and fourth between which of their other charms is particularly the focus, which is fun. it's also used four if someone only has feelings sometimes 'n not others. i'm not so sure about you guys but it's pretty normal four us, i don't see how a lot o' relationships would work out 's well as they do without thinkin' o' moons. https://i.ibb.co/N6WWnZR1/image.png
#charms next we have stars. charmmates o' this kind basically hung the stars in the sky, as far as you're concerned. it's sort o' like sayin' you feel like it's a big honor t' be around 'em. pride, admiration, fascination, that sort of stuff. folks end up talkin' up their crush pretty often, or tryin' to impress them a lot, usually. think "starstruck" in your typical slang. it's important to note that a stars relationship can consist of one 'sun' and their orbit, or two leprechauns cheering each other on mutually, but it's always the sun's job to make sure that they're adequately showing off four their partner to continue enjoying being their orbit. https://i.ibb.co/pvXBscgN/image.png
#charms here's the other symbol we share with quadrants! except ours are blue, and also kind of...not to do with 'calming' at all. so, diamonds is the protector charm. you often value your diamond's safety more than your own. you are their guard, you are the person who keeps danger from getting anywhere near them. jus' as long as they don't throw themselves in front o' it tryin' to protect you first. :P an ideal diamonds relationship is one where you both cover four each other's weaknesses! it's honestly a pretty difficult balance to maintain, in my experience. (although that may just be because i personally tend to be the one doing the protecting four *everyone* on account of the whole luck thing...) https://i.ibb.co/r2DSPV6c/image.png
#charms clovers, (yes, you have no idea how many jokes i put up with, and no, this is not my 'favorite') is more of a wildcard than anythin'. we usually say we're clovers four folks when we know we're feelin' somethin', but we don't got words four it. it's good four, you know, not getting all in a tizzy about boxes that don't fit. once something becomes definable as something else, it's not clovers anymore- but it's pretty common four a clover to *stay* a clover when you find someone who you have a truly unique dynamic with. https://i.ibb.co/LzQLqXSB/image.png
((ooc for a second i do actually wanna roleplay with people on here!! like 1 on 1 stuff. please do not ever be afraid to message me))
I ATE THE BUG
There's a special mood in the air tonight perhaps its a ❤️🌙🌈 or a 💎🎈⭐?
#noticing people arent finding my pages
#nowplaying Neo-Tokyo (Dance With the Dead Remix) - Scandroid I don't know where this 'Neo-Tokyo' is, but if it exists, I'd like to go there #cryogenicthoughts
🚫 🫵 ❌ 🤡 🔨 ♒ 🔪 🦴 ♋ 🦺
> 1 fuck1ng l0ve yell1ng 1nt0 the v01d 0n th1s s1te
> l1ngu1st1csp0st1ng h0urs, xe 1s the quest10n part1cle but can als0 just be used 0n 1ts 0wn t0 express c0nfus10n. 1t can techn1cally be used f0r any wh0/what/when/where/why/h0w 1nqu1ry, but c0ntext can cause m1s1nterpretat10ns 1f 1t's the 0nly w0rd used. very g00d f0r express1ng bafflement qu1ckly! als0, y0u'll 0nly see 1t as a suff1x, and never at the start 0r end 0f a phrase regard1ng 1ts usage as a quest10n part1cle :] #chr0masaltern1an
Why do you hate your food delivery person? They are bringing you food.
If you change your locks the number will become zero.
> any0ne else ever t1red but als0 t00 energ1zed t0 rest
.o°kay .o°ld image and I d.o° n.o°t entirely like sh.o°wing myself fbut I saw animal tallk s.o° I figured maybe my lusus c.o°uld be sh.o°wn she is my .o°riginal inspirati.o°n f.o°r my business minded .o°utl°o.o°k https://cdn.imgchest.c.o°m/files/0508ed4924fb.webp
Slightly related to my last post, I was watching Good Luck Chuck a few months back because I hate myself, but that's another story. My only thoughts on that movie is that Dane Cook is hideous. I wonder why I never noticed how ugly he was until I saw that movie. The problem may be exaggerated by contrast with Jessica Alba on the same screen cause she isn't too hard to look at at all, but damn. He has a strikingly hateable face. I get the same feeling when I'm watching some movie magic behind the scenes thing and one of Jim Hensons wizards shows off some latex goblin head he made and sort of beams with fatherly pride like he outdid himself with this one.
HERES A FAST BRICK TIP IF YOU ACCEDENTLY STEP ON SOMEONES FOOT WHILE DANCING RUN #DRIPTIP #NSFW #NSFWBUTONLYIFYOUREALEPRECHAUN
Don't listen to this fool. This idiot. This "bozo". Kasane Teto is a much more reliable friend.
HAPPY MARCH ERIDAN..
i think i was hatched t0 be a cryptic pr0phet that esp0uses wisd0m while standing 0n a m0untain that shares my last name.
"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Gemini" "I asked Google" okay well i asked the all knowing or8 and it says you need to get fucked!!!!!!!!
im actually thriving first obama and trollbama followed me and now this why is everything so wonderful https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7f45ae2b3250.jpg
theres a special something about eastern european desolation you know what i mean?
go my scarab ragebait everyone
beefing with the extended family at the cookout just to feel something
this site is so interesting... i've never seen so many wonderfUlly UniqUe people!
> yep. ma1n d1vergence between eastern and western altern1an 1s the c0ns0nant sh1fts. n0 clue why that happened. s0met1mes blatant quest10ns lack the part1cle 1n western, th0ugh 1t's st1ll 1mp0rtant t0 use 1t m0st 0f the t1me f0r effect1ve c0mmun1cat10n
THANK YOU FOR THIS VALUABLE KNOWLEDGE WITH SOME LUCK I CAN GET THIS OUT TO THE MASSES BY 20027! #DRIPTIPNATION
Fun fact: If you dead-eyed stare at somebody for long enough, you can basically get them to do anything.
"im going to fuck you silly" okay im going to fuck you serious. im going to fuck you professional. #nsfw
> am 1 all0wed t0 start d1s0rderp0st1ng because 1f 1 am 1 w1ll start be1ng 0penly b0rderl1ne 0n ma1n
THIS IS CRAZY STUFF RIGHT HERE! YOU GOTTA GET IN ON THE DRIP TIP DEPARTMENT! IT PAYS SO POORLY IM MAKING NEGATIVE MONEY!
> d0 n0t th1nk 1've had a s1ngle 1nteract10n w1th a br0 acc0unt that 1s n0t at least m1ldly tense, at least that's h0w 1t's read1ng t0 my perspect1ve. 1 th1nk 1'm just cursed
WELL ACTUALLY A BREAKTHROUGH IN THE DRIP TIPS DEPARTMENT SAYS THAT THERES A WHOLE SPECTRUM OUT THERE SO THOSE COULD BE TWO OF THE AT LEAST 3 IM GETTING WORD OF NOW!
put my head in her demon core call that a louis slopin #nsfw
No.
Passion is tthe mostt attttraccttive ttraitt someone ccan have. #quadposttingg
men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each others eyes.
⟡ A finished couture party outfit for one of our olive clients. https://images2.imgbox.com/bb/f8/o8fvzjTp_o.png ⟡
React to this post and I'll assign you the dessert I would associate most closely with you, with varying degrees of effort and interpretation based upon how much I enjoy you or remotely give a hoot about your existence.
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My matezprit zaid I zhould pozt thiz! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258986857841295362/1485838980762042529/Anizzy_H_Photo.png?ex=69c352e2&is=69c20162&hm=9ca4dd2f102b20e4319333fde3462fba2fcd8035530c400f15257cbd78d8b6e2&
i'm so glad everyone is using this chat client that spans several timelines responsibly.
=( Since things seem to be settled, I've come to reward you another morsel of insect knowledge. Try this one on for size. The hawk moth, or Sphingidae, have a structure in their mouth called a labral pilifer. This allows them to hear ultrasonic sounds, such as a bats echolocation; and this allows them to better avoid predation. They are also cute. This has been insect facts with Atlans. )
weve reached a milestone guys can we go much higher https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35493eb81ac2.png
on god they do its insane
Trump.
Eugh. Just partook of the fastest block in the west.
Goodnight everyone, even the honking ones!
> 0h yeah them. 1 dunn0 1've just been watch1ng and laugh1ng my ass 0ff 1'll be h0nest. n0 1dea what they're 0n ab0ut
Finally, somebody speaks sense.
Oh fuck I lost track of time. Okay, the results of the poll are in! For anyone who doesnt know what Im talking about I asked the chittr masses if Starclan was canon to the Lion King world and if so if thats where Mufasa went. After an intense hour of furious voting the winner has been decided. With a glorious two whole ass votes people agree that Firestar did nothing wrong. Mufasa is in fact living it up in Starclan and imparting fatherly advice to Simba.
it probably feels good as fuck for the keyboard when you type on it
$HOUTOUT TO INDIGO$ FUCKIN LOVE YOU GUY$. BUT IT I$ $O HARD TO READ YOU ON HERE
going to shower tell me if we have killed crocker yet YEAH!!
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Brief aside, I am still baffled by the discontinuation of Sierra Mist in favor of Starry.
Attention everyone. Meow meow meow meow.
He taught that despair is a chain. Once a people believe suffering is natural, they will defend the hand that strikes them. #WordsoftheSufferer
Yes, John. Everyone can see your mediation in response to my comment that Tom Hanks is a better actor than Nicolas Cage. It is on the record forever.
There is no blood so high that it need not answer for cruelty, and no blood so low that it was born deserving the lash. #WordsoftheSufferer
Another system with anomalous temporal properties. Fucking fantastic.
im amassing an army of bitches
☆~ hahahaha what oh my gog what like what? ha no thats silly what? ~☆
yes indeedy we are ;)
For this poll to remain unbiased I will not be replying with my opinion but know that your response has been recorded and is appreciated.
wow there are. way more empire boot𝑙ickers on here than i e𝑣en thought physica𝑙𝑙y possib𝑙e ho𝑙y shit