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okay, i let that #cronusbabeoff sit a bit longer than i meant to, but the results are in. it wvas a close match, but jane took an early lead and kept it. the handiemaid, the demoness (succubus) is out, and ms. crocker mowves on to the semi-finals! next up... hey, damara, the hell are you still doing here? yep, damara megido, totally different than the handmaid, is up against our 8addie vwriska serket. you already knovw about damz, so lets focus on lil serk. shes 8ratty, shes 8ossy, shes evwerything in-8etvween. she can take charge or get put in her place. wvhether theyre 8-cups or her cups look like an 8, she makes it wvork. does she hawve wvhat it takes to owvercome damara? lets find out! and uhh... lets call that text #nsfwv just to be safe. <3 or <> for vwriska <3< or c3< for damz
THROUGH FIRE ARE WE CLEANSED.
im calling it, i dont really care. condy wvins, lamplady doesnt movwe on. sorry toots, youre hot and all, but i wvant the *real* stars competing here. speaking of... god damn. this one hurts. the final match of round 2 in the #cronusbabeoff is... rose lalonde vws kanaya maryam. this ones gotta sting. most of the rosies and kannys iwve seen around this place are divworced, dunno if ivwe seen ewven one happy couple, but this has still gotta be a vweird one. i wvas a lil spoiled for choice for propaganda, so i wvent a lil softer on this one. still #nsfwv, of course. <3 or <> for kanaya <3< or c3< for rose
and the upset doesnt repeat itself! gardener out, handmaid mowves forvwards! okay, i vwanted to do wvork for that last one, but... cmon. her imperious condescension against lamplady swvansong. youll take wvhat i giwve you and youll like it. #cronusbabeoff #nsfwv <3 or <> for lamplady svwansong <3< or c3< for her imperious condescension
okay, sorry for the wvait. yeah, wvriska beat out latula. shocker. heres... a match that shouldnt be interesting, but might be. the gardener wversus the handmaid. wvhos the gardener? exactly. beforan kanaya, i guess. but she smashed madame lalonde in the last round, so anything could happen. theres not a lotta creator fanart out there of her, so... yeah, i had to improvwise. #nsfvw and all that. #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for the gardener <3< or c3< for the handmaid
ouch. 8th seed, scored 18 to beat aranea. meenahs just putting the hurt on the serket name in the #cronusbabeoff. next one, this should be interesting. a lovw seed upset wversus a site obsession. vwewve got jane crocker up against aradia megido! nowv, if you could believwe it, there aint a vwhole lotta creator fandom art wvith just these tvwo together, so youre gonna hawve to accept the real #nsfvw one i found. ignore the other broad, just pretend jane got to keep her after that last wvictory. <3 or <> for aradia <3< or c3< for jane
yeah, ill call that one. kanaya vwins, disciple is outies. sorry meumeu. i think thats... all the leijons gone in round 1? ouch. i get it though. okay, final match of round 1, then i can post the updated brackets for the #cronusbabeoff rose lalonde. shepherd constern. cmon. you all knovw vwhat to do. <3 or <> for constern <3< or c3< for rosie
yeah, things are slowving dovwn, these next tvwo should go quick though. congrats to the creepy nurse for wvinning this one. next up in #cronusbabeoff! kanaya maryam up against the disciple! the original hot jade vwho vwill forevwer be associated wvith that one blonde she dated, up against the milf wvho needs her hair brushed wvholl forevwer be associated wvith dating alt!kankri. wveird, huh? <3 or <> for the disciple <3< or c3< for kanaya maryam
Inspired by my nemesister @woeGothic I come to you with a substantially superior poll: The appetizer sampler poll. (MLG soundbites) <3 / <> Chili's Triple Dipper (Pick three out of chicken crisps, sliders, mozzarella sticks, egg rolls) c3< / <3< Applebee's Triple Dip Trio (Pick three out of Boneless Wings, Mozzarella Sticks, Chicken Quesadilla, Chicken Wonton Tacos, Brew Pub Pretzels, Applebee's Riblets, Double Crunch Shrimp, Crunchy Onion Rings, Waffle or Classic Fries) I can see how Applebee's would be more enticing on grounds of variety, but Chili's is just iconic. The cornerstone of any and all other appetizer samplers
hnn. #cronusbabeoff. i notice no one posted the rumble patch pics. im disappointed in you all. still, a vwins a wvin. damara mowves on, rankmaid gets to go back hiwve. she just vwants to wvatch anywvays, lets be real. up next... a battle of the milvwes! mom lalonde, roxanne, beta roxy, the hot mom vwho also makes you kind of sad, vwersus... the gardener! shes lil maryam but not so lil anymore. <3 or <> for the gardener <3< or c3< for mom lalonde
wvowv. uhh. #cronusbabeoff. you all really #cameout for wvriska. #imcoming. and here i thought wvriskourse vwas dead. wvell, she movwes on, snowvman doesnt. shame. next in the lineup! this one im curious about, meulin leijon vws latula pyrope! big fat cat tats up against the cowveted pyrump! wvill the kurlozs or the mitunas wvin the simp wvar? (its gonna be kurloz). #suggestivwe <3 or <> for latula <3< or c3< for meulin
sorry for the vwait folks. handmaid vwon, yippee! lovwe them megidos. next up, vwevwe got... feferi peixes wversus sootnose songbird. yep. thats the match-up scheduled for this one. #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for sootnose <3< or c3< for feferi
in an incredible, but not totally unforeseen upset, jane has owvertaken porrim in the #cronusbabeoff, im sure in no small part thanks to her sycophantic goons (more like psychophantic, am i right ladies?) its not just that though, she can absolutely get it, you cant handle allat. porrim is eliminated, jane mowves on! next up, i genuinely havwe no idea vwhich wvay this one wvill go. nepeta leijon, the itty bitty kitty wvho could goes up against aradia megido, subject of chasers evwerywvhere. wvhos it gonna be? wvevwe got slutty examples of both these babes on-site, so im sure there are plenty of good memories thatll inspire some wvotes. #suggestivwe <3 or <> for nepeta leijon <3< or c3< for aradia megido
I have n9ticed s9me c9ncern already 6eginning t9 circulate ar9und Cr9nus's (@aeneasCaldarium) newly ann9unced s9-called “6a6e-9ff,” which, f9r th9se f9rtunate en9ugh n9t t9 have had this phrase inflicted up9n their awareness yet, appears t9 6e a pu6lic attractiveness t9urnament designed t9 determine, thr9ugh mass appr9val, which presuma6ly female 9r female-adjacent individual in parad9x space is the m9st aesthetically rewarding t9 l99k at. #6a6e9ffMenti9n #Cr9nusMenti9n #AttractivenessC9ntest #Pu6licRanking I w9uld like t9 6egin 6y saying that I am disapp9inted. #Disapp9inted I w9uld then like t9 c9ntinue 6y saying that I am n9t surprised, which is different fr9m saying that I am smugly unsurprised, th9ugh I can understand h9w s9me9ne with a hist9ry 9f refusing t9 engage charita6ly with my t9ne might c9llapse th9se tw9 p9siti9ns int9 9ne an9ther f9r the sake 9f c9nvenience. #T9neP9licing #CharityInDisc9urse #C9nvenienceMenti9n Cr9nus, I understand that y9u have always p9ssessed a s9mewhat tr9u6ling relati9nship with 69undaries, pu6lic decency, w9men, w9men-adjacent pe9ple, attractive pe9ple, unattractive pe9ple, pe9ple y9u think y9u can make attractive thr9ugh pr9ximity t9 y9urself, and 6asically any categ9ry 9f pers9n wh9 can 6e f9rced int9 the shape 9f an audience. #69undaries #W9menMenti9n #AudienceDynamics #AttractivenessMenti9n 6ut I d9 think launching a “6a6e-9ff” during Disa6ility M9nth displays a level 9f s9cial unawareness that is alm9st impressive in its density. #Disa6ilityM9nth #Awareness #6adTiming #Dense6ehavi9rMenti9n This is a peri9d during which we sh9uld 6e centering imp9rtant c9nversati9ns a69ut acc9mm9dati9n, stigma, patience, structural exclusi9n, and the many ways certain individuals are reduced t9 their 69dies 6y an uncaring s9ciety. It is n9t, ideally, the seas9n in which 9ne sh9uld invite the pu6lic t9 evaluate a 6racket 9f vulnera6le y9ung ladies, ladies 6y ass9ciati9n, lady-c9ded pers9ns, and 9ther ass9rted 6a6e-classified individuals acc9rding t9 their capacity t9 generate flushed distracti9n in the c9mm9n viewer. #Acc9mm9dati9n #Stigma #69dyReducti9n #Vulnera6lePers9ns #LadyC9dedMenti9n And 6ef9re any9ne accuses me 9f 6eing anti-6eauty, anti-fun, anti-p9ll, anti-w9men, 9r anti-Cr9nus, alth9ugh that last accusati9n is admittedly difficult t9 c9ntest 9n a purely em9ti9nal level, I am n9t saying that 6eauty is inherently harmful. 6eauty can 6e uplifting. 6eauty can 6e s9cially meaningful. 6eauty can even, in carefully m9derated circumstances, serve as an entry p9int t9 discussing m9re seri9us t9pics, assuming the 6eautiful party in questi9n is n9t enc9uraged t9 6ec9me vain, friv9l9us, c9mpetitive, 9r distracted fr9m the m9re ethically pr9ductive uses 9f her time. #6eautyMenti9n #VanityMenti9n #Friv9lityMenti9n #EthicalPr9ductivity The pr96lem is that Cr9nus has taken a sensitive s9cial categ9ry and turned it int9 a spectacle. He has placed w9men and similar pers9ns int9 a c9mpetitive framew9rk which implicitly asks the cr9wd t9 decide wh9 is m9st desira6le, as th9ugh the pu6lic c9nsumpti9n 9f feminine 6eauty has n9t already caused en9ugh hist9rical damage with9ut 6eing gamified 6y a seadweller with a micr9ph9ne and the restraint 9f an untrained h99f6east. #Spectacle #Gamificati9n #SeadwellerMenti9n #H99f6eastC9mparis9n There is als9 the matter 9f accessi6ility. Has Cr9nus c9nsidered whether every “6a6e” included in this event is c9mf9rta6le 6eing perceived? Has he c9nsidered whether s9me 9f these individuals may experience s9cial fatigue, 69dy disc9mf9rt, image sensitivity, r9mantic trauma, caste-related visi6ility c9ncerns, 9r simply the natural m9desty 9ne might h9pe t9 see preserved in th9se wh9 are made int9 sym69ls 9f 6eauty 6y 9thers? #Accessi6ility #C9nsent #Visi6ilityC9ncerns #M9destyMenti9n #R9manceMenti9n I suspect he has n9t. #Suspici9n Theref9re, I urge all resp9nsi6le Chittr users t9 think very carefully 6ef9re participating in this event. D9 n9t reward Cr9nus f9r arranging w9men like dec9rative fruit in a st9refr9nt and then asking the pu6lic which 9ne l99ks ripest. #96jectificati9n #FruitMetaph9rMenti9n #St9refr9ntMenti9n #PleaseReflect And Cr9nus, since I kn9w there is a n9nzer9 chance y9u will read this and interpret it as either flirtati9n, jeal9usy, 9r an invitati9n t9 explain y9urself in a dialect n969dy requested, all9w me t9 6e perfectly clear: Cancel the 6a6e-9ff. Use Disa6ility M9nth t9 learn s9mething. Prefera6ly quietly. #CancelThe6a6e9ff #Cr9nus6a6e9ff #Disa6ilityM9nth #Educati9nal9pp9rtunity #QuietlyPlease #6a6e-9ff
yeah ill call that a vwrap, i kinda wvanna rush through these boring match-ups. surprise surprise, aranea beat the lady nobody knovws in the #cronusbabeoff. shocker. bye dollie, better luck next time. er, hmm. actually im feeling a lil bad for her, giwven vwho she vwent against and wvhos running the thing... wvell! aranea movwes on! next up, novw heres an interesting one. porrim maryam vws. jane crocker! this is a high seed against lovw, but i think it could be anyones game. porrim has the ravw sex appeal and charisma, but janes been established on this site for a vwhile, just look through the "adored" tab dovwn there and youll see plenty of her cleawvage. i might havwe to let this one run a wvhile if its close. wvote belowv, as usual, for wvhich babe is hottest. #suggestiwve #nsfwv? <3 or <> for porrim <3< or c3< for jane
next up in the #cronusbabeoff bracket! vwe hawve captain mindfang herself, swvashbuckling babe and all around badass, against roxy lalonde, the bottle blonde vwith brains, usually. these tvwo are closely matched, assuming my ancestor scale is accurate, anyvways. lets let it rip, wvhos hotter and vwhos notter? <3 or <> for mindfang <3< or c3< for roxy
It’s called acting, ſweetheart.
You h8 me 'cause you ain't me, jit.
Daddy almost teared up reading this one.
i havwe a plan dont wvorry your pretty lil head ovwer me
I have already explained tirelessly that the puppet moniker was a joke on Dave's part. Matching profiles...? You could lump any 4 profiles together to make any sort of sentences. I can't spend the rest of my time convincing you otherwise that everything is fine. All I can tell you is that this level of suspicion only alienates others away from whatever answers you're trying to dig for. And... it's hurtful. I wanted to make new friends here and all anyone has done is be suspicious of my intentions.
*heavy chest breathing, pretending to smoke a candy cigarette* that was gweat pwincess, good boy
☞I just r0bbed a 7/11. #Crimep0sting.
:33 < i would like to star a petition :33 < a petition that recognizes dead animals as a legal furrm of tender
:33 < or boycott 7/11 beclaws theh tried to throw a currently good squirrel away when i offured to trade it fur a bag of ch33tos
if you like me hit..like if you hate me hit..hate if you pity me hit..pity if you mediate me hit..mediate this is just the way this world..works
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Everyone who pities this post may die.
of course the entire premise of the music video is my favorite part #sarcasm
Pwincess, daddy requiwes some... Entewtainment
exactly, this they gets it!
REMEMBER TO #COLLAB IF YOU HAVEN'T. #COLLABS MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND. [∴]
1:1>love your enemies and pray for †hose who persecu†e you, for even †he lowes† blood deserves †he same compassion as †he highes†.🕊️>†
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It begins today.
DINER QUESTIONNAIRE. VERY serious business. I advise you all to proceed with caution. ♤ - Waffles. ♢ - Pancakes. ♧ - French toast. ♡ - Doot-doo-doot-doo, can't wait to get a mouthful.
ivve nevver done anythin wwrong or evven questionable in my life
CRACKING THE ANCIENT CODES. ON REACTION BUTTONS. ALL FOUR QUADS REACT: HIGHEST AWARD THAT A POST CAN RECEIVE. ALL BUT LIKE: YOU ARE SO COOKED. BUDDY. ALL BUT PITY: YOU ARE SO COOKED. AND IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT. BUDDY. MEDIATION AND HATE: TOO MUCH HATE FOR ONE BUTTON TO HOLD. PITY AND HATE: FULL SPECTRUM OF EMOTION. LIKE AND HATE: FULL SPECTRUM OF LUSTFUL EMOTION. #NSFW #QUADRANTADVICE
I am wholly aroused at the moment. #gooning #nsfw
:33 < NYOOO WHY WOULD MEW THINK THAT CMERE HEEHEEEHEE
WELL GOOD AFTERNOON, FRIENDS!! Today is Sunday, and for those who are unfortunate enough to not know, it's the holiest day of the week! Sunday is observed as a day of worship and rest, holding it as both the Lord's Day and the day of Christ's resurrection. Usually on Earth, folks would attend church every fine Sunday. However, given my current inability to do so, I've spent this morning studying my bible. Remember ; obstacles does not make something impossible. Just because I can't attend church like a human don't mean I can't worship God like a christian! Soon you'll all see the err of your ways and walk alongside me. - Psalm 119:160
...Alright, fine. Allow me to make myself clear. I couldn't care LESS about the feigned concern for my wellbeing in regard to my faith in the one true God. I couldn't care LESS about what I may be subjected to for that faith. And I certainly couldn't care LESS about none that... Clown tomfoolery! Whatever nightmares trollkind may subject me to are DREAMS compared to what awaits those said sinners in Hell. - Luke 12:2
Say no to drugs and YES to prayer! #substance - Psalm 91:1-2
Like if you're secure enough in your straightness to give another man a handy when he needs it. #nsfw #straight #masculinity #isaiditsnotgay
wh3r3 my fr3aks a^? lookin for my own ch3rry pi3 iykwim =;) #nsfw
im the most special and handsomest boy in the entire vworld. (like if you agree.)
alright problem solved 5 hate reacts and 5 likes and you'll get noods on main lmfao
moons's the next up on the #charms board. it's called by that because of how your feelings four a person *wax* and *wane*, like the moon. i think i've seen trolls call it vacillation or something like that, but as far as i can tell the nuance isn't really the same? you can be moons four someone without, like, actually changing charms, although some moons troves do go back and fourth between which of their other charms is particularly the focus, which is fun. it's also used four if someone only has feelings sometimes 'n not others. i'm not so sure about you guys but it's pretty normal four us, i don't see how a lot o' relationships would work out 's well as they do without thinkin' o' moons. https://i.ibb.co/N6WWnZR1/image.png
having a screaming match with my doordasher through my front door camera because i hate him
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Pass that fucking bill or I'll kill you.
How to make daufhter stop “pitying” you
WHAT THE FUCK IS A FROND STUMP. DO NOT MAKE WORDS UP UNDER MY ART.
but then whats even the point of this site
But that's where the peak comedy is!
wrong thread but the tube :o) i have cyIinder pIanty
:33 < Using neighbor internet right now *smug face* equius will not stop the gooning #goon #nsfw #independentwoman
man people really can't write lyrics huh! #vaguechitting #ialmosttypedvagueclittingoops
~° Oh to be right between two murderously hateful enemies but know they both respect you too much to fight while you're here. #nsfw #ashen #auspisticism #conciliatoryposting ~°
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