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like this p0st if i sh0uld actually delete my chittr. hate this p0st if y0u want me t0 c0me up with a new gimmick t0 artificially pr0l0ng my stay.
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HELLO EVERYONE! PLEASE ENJOY THE DEMONSTRATION OF CLOCKWORK INC’S NEWEST PRODUCT! THE GOD BREAKER COLLAR! ——[Lady Temora Kalnia has uploaded a video]—— ((The video starts with a camera being pointed at @uprootedGarden in an empty room wearing a large, technologically advanced looking collar of some kind and has had their robotic arm removed. The collar is clearly heavy and uncomfortable as Laika is clawing at it with their biological arm. The recording just shows this happening for a few moments before Temora speaks up “Here Dearies, we can see the pacified Laika Harley, unable to actually escape her confinement! In a moment I’m going to walk down into there and beat the brakes off of them to prove to you how effective these collars are!” And then Temora enters the room laika is in and shouts something indistinctive at them, that makes laika lunge at her and Temora slams Laika to the floor with a single jaw breaking cane swipe that echos loud enough for the camera in the other room to pick up. She takes a few swings with her cane at the now downed laika’s legs before coming back into the other room and pointing the camera back at herself “AS YOU CAN SEE DEARIES! BY THE BLOOD ON MY FACE, THESE SO CALLED GODS AREN’T AS POWERFUL AS THEY’D HAVE YOU BELIEVE! They’re weak without their powers and that’s what we plan to show the multiverse at large, have a good one!” The recording then cuts.)) #violence #gore #cw-torture
STuPID BITCHES.
im going to that pole thing *hene-er it is lol
youre all so lucky i broke the arms of our most tech-sa--y ser-ant or id be li-e-streaming me jerking it for you all to see
i cant stand *hen trolls are ugly AND unfunny AND lo*blooded like oh my cod pick a struggle
kudos!
the s*eetest most special troll on the planet is mine once again. thank you to e-eryone *ho made this possible. chichis safe and sound in the arms of her lo-ing matesprit *here she belongs.
THROW YOUR MEDICATION INTO THE SUN.
im all alone in this big safe hi-e thats de-oid of any and all threats to safety sighhh if only some buxom rust broad *ould come back *here she belongs
I SHOULD SEND MORE PEOPLE OUT TO KILL MORE PEOPLE.
the *ord “kidnap” gets thro*n around a lot these nights
Fry-out. <3 Shoestring <> Steak <3< Curly c3< Waffle
wvell its confirmed: the crockercorp pr machine hates rustbloods. someone go cancel janey or something. there vwas a good turn out for aradia, including by the wveird vwhite guy himself, but it just vwasnt enough. jane movwes on! sorry rae rae. up next, the handmaid, the demoness, the scariest bitch on alternia, up against the heiress, the wvitch, the svweetest lil thing on alternia, feferi peixes! this propaganda is also #nsfwv for real. wvote belovw, vwhos hot, wvhos not? #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for feferi <3< or c3< for the handmaid
okay, ill call it there. another close match in the #cronusbabeoff, but despite getting 8 likes, mindfang is outta the running. sorry babe, call me~ roxy is movwing upwvards and onwvards! next match, vwevwe got the long legs of the lawv, neophyte redglare, up against evweryones favworite wvashboard mini-tyrant, meenah peixes! vwhos hot, vwhos not? wvote belowv! <3 or <> for redglare <3< or c3< for meenah
ten thousand nos are wvorth the one yes.
[Inflammatory post that pisses you off.]
You know what daddy always says Cocky want boing boing And the cocky aint boing
Pwincess, it would seem that daddy stwuck a newve with that wast post. Come sit on his wap and we can tawk about it.
Kitten! Daddy is NOT happy.
You know what? I'll say it. Cronus is right sometimes. YES. That Cronus. Stop sending him to jail.
@unashamedUnmaker @themanintheCairoovercoat @caliBorn When's the family reunion btw??????????
@masterCuller @devilishDebel hi
Quiet you.
Okay, I'm done. I was trying to prove Caliborn wrong but I barely moved the fucking needle. You guys couldn't move the needle to prove Caliborn wrong. Are you proud of yourselves?
*heavy chest breathing, pretending to smoke a candy cigarette* that was gweat pwincess, good boy
Hardly something I’ve done, but if you wish to determine which you dislike more I will happily provide, Princess.
｢Σ(*´◯`ﾉ)ﾉ aahhh~!!! a-arigato, cas-chan!! (；゜∀゜) megane-san is... blushu blushu!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nngh~ megane-san can't stop blushing! his face feels all hot, his unihorno is tinguring...~ aah~ aah~ megane-san... can't stop!]
Tbh Megane-san could get it. He is literally so kawaii and sugoi
Daddy does NOT wike the way you're speaking to him wight now, Pwincess.
EVERY HATE REACTI⧃N MAKES THE M⧃UNTAIN WRITHE AND WIGGLE ⧃N THE FL⧃⧃R JUST A LITTLE M⧃RE AS PER REQUESTED BY HIS BURGUNDY BEST FRIEND CASPER MY NAME IS EVIDET ⧃ZATAP ALS⧃ KN⧃WN AS THE M⧃UNTAIN AND I APPR⧃VE THIS MESSAGE
my whole l1fe 1s one g1Ant fuck1n hum1l1At1on r1tuAl 1 sweAr
AH, HOW GLAD I AM TO REMEMBER THIS ONE. GOOD TIMES.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: The Lord they Screamed, At First. The Indigo, The Electronic Simulacrum, Even The Clown. They All Screamed Once They Became A Part Of You. and For Eons In The Void, They Screamed. And Screamed. Realizing What They Had Become, What They Had Already Been Destined To Become From The Moment They Came To Life. but You Didn’t Scream. You Laughed. And Laughed. Louder And Louder, As You Fed On The Best Part Of Their Souls To Improve Your Own. until One Day The Screaming Just Stopped. and All There Was Was Your Laughter. #horror not Particularly Pleasant To Sift Through... Though I See The Humor In The Situation. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsekfh6j2vgskoqsezds9n0t5tnb8gtkihiapootjcd9yp3hmw/viewform?usp=dialog
Also, I do block people ψho annoy me, even an iota. I'm literally a god Empress; I have BETTA things to do than justify my actions, posts, or give you the respect ψhen you make baseless assumptions about my character. Need I remind you, most of you do not exist ψithin the same timeline as me and never ψill; you don't knoψ my politics, my policies, or even the color of my asshole. Mind ya damn business; if you don't like me, hit the hate, get blocked, and scroll. I respect anyone beloψ me if they act like they got some motherfuckin' sense. Orcay?
i wvonder if memory rose is gay too or if shed put out #nsfwv
Soaking, believe it or not, is allowed. #nsfw
>TROLLS WITH MAMMALIAN BASED BODYMODS DNI >ACTUAL FUCKING TRAITORS TO THEIR OWN INSECTOID ORIGINS >ALSO FUCK YOU GET OFF MY CHIT YOU CHUD
>alright >time to have a dialogue >humanity is very notably packed wall-to-wall with some of the most underdeveloped single-celled organisms ever permitted to participate in the galactic order >and frankly they’ve started getting a little too comfortable in their own britches >MAD annoying btw >therefore am calling upon my alternian mutuals and oomfs and even some of my haterz to LOCK THE FUCK IN and utilize this thread as a dedicated ANTI-HUMAN SENTIMENT THREAD >air your grievances >share your tales of human incompetence >document EVERY baffling interaction with these fragile little mammalian dipshits >REMEMBER: HUMANITY IS A SOCIETAL DISEASE >TROLLS FTW https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/321c08b9e635.png
thedemons #thedemons
hmm, that wvas something but not quite enough. hovw about... ewveryone ssumes jades wvould be the most submissiwve and breedable caste, but its actually bronzebloods. sure the olivwes are the furries but the mudbloods are the ones wvhod moo if you handled em just right. theyre the ones wvith the most pendulous udders, the most grabbable horns, maybe ewven the most lusii issues. absolute fantastic lays if you can find a good one #nsfvw
you all fell for my cliickbaiit.. http2=ΣB//chiittr..iing/profiile/twwwwiiiinAquariiiium/377ff4e2-c3f3-4e2c-ac57-640c20cff55f
evvery hate fuel2 me,, but evvery liike wweaken2 me..
wwhat he doe2 ii2 hii2 bu2iine22.. ii"m catchiin up on the day ii mii22ed..
eh no energy twwo hate you guy2 riight noww,, ju2t knoww that tiingly feeliin you"re gettiin ii2 me hatiin from a dii2tance..
Pieces continue to fall into place nicely, in other news.
id like to thank trollbama and marqez for efining the playing field for my kull and kult
so pike what IS jason vorheez
thatd mean a lot mr prez
im still naut gonna krill him but i R-E-ELY carppreciate you supportin my sick and twistedness big me keep it up
holy fuck wait i have pike 400 moor kult than kull?? what the fuckk im supposed to be the big bad kahuna do i gotta start bein moor of a hater
STFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
uhhh shit idk what to efin hate on. im hatin on crockerbeach all the time thats old news. GILLL IDKKK i live on fuckin earth c now everyfins boring and no one does interesting shit to hate. kinda hate coffee shops. man buns (naut to be confused with mens buns #whatup #nsfw) kinda hate big bass dogs that got no leashes on cause they be tryna act tough
i kno i told him to do it but all these hates and mediation from mr prez feel like gunshots
in case you hadnt nauticed, im a hater. im a hater. i dont like stuff, and i dont want to like stuff. have you ever sean me without this hater attitide in my aura? thats naut right.
https://i.postimg.cc/bJ8KRDLz/Opera-Snapshot-2026-05-03-133921-chittr-ing.png this is what yo leader should do for you
hang on quick thinkin boat betty rizzo break
my nindo is to one day make a chit so horrendous i usurp that STUPID FUCKING BIRD IN T)(-E LOAT)(-ED C)(ITS TAB
its aight mr prez i think you done enough for today. you can put the gun down before this changes you
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hang on got a betta one
i dont either but i aint gonna pretend i never went after no one i didnt think was a no doubt bombbaddie ykwim
choosin to believe this is cathartic for him for all that strider stuff i said
wouldnt have it any otter way
aight you get jan
https://i.postimg.cc/k4sXNdQS/image-2026-05-03-135001309.png call yo roles im rizzo you guys can be frenchy marty and jan
no i do im just sayin you gotta keep that in mind while you do it
almast there #kullvkult
https://chittr.ing/profile/cuttlefishCrusher/993fa113-fe75-4a32-8521-345df6dd5b5e reminder
D --> Ominous
ihopetheyalllose so wecangetback tofunstuff like tetrominos
what? no gus is badass, dude ewven has a wvife and kids but he manages all that despite hawving a loser day job
DINER QUESTIONNAIRE. VERY serious business. I advise you all to proceed with caution. ♤ - Waffles. ♢ - Pancakes. ♧ - French toast. ♡ - Doot-doo-doot-doo, can't wait to get a mouthful.
i should start a petition to get me outta here, like or pity if youd sign it
One of you would do well to learn to respect the broom.
CRACKING THE ANCIENT CODES. ON REACTION BUTTONS. ALL FOUR QUADS REACT: HIGHEST AWARD THAT A POST CAN RECEIVE. ALL BUT LIKE: YOU ARE SO COOKED. BUDDY. ALL BUT PITY: YOU ARE SO COOKED. AND IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT. BUDDY. MEDIATION AND HATE: TOO MUCH HATE FOR ONE BUTTON TO HOLD. PITY AND HATE: FULL SPECTRUM OF EMOTION. LIKE AND HATE: FULL SPECTRUM OF LUSTFUL EMOTION. #NSFW #QUADRANTADVICE
Ah. You have arrived precisely where you were always meant to. Permit me a small indulgence in formality. Gaze upon my badge. It has come to my attention, through a series of inevitabilities so predictable they scarcely merit recounting, that I now occupy the position of **First Guardian of Chittr**. A title which, I assure you, carries with it all the gravitas, authority, and ornamental prestige one might expect from such a designation. You may find this comforting. You may find this alarming. In either case, your reaction has already been accounted for. Of course, “guardian” in this instance should not be misconstrued as an implication of stewardship, intervention, or even protection in any meaningful sense. Titles, as you may eventually discover, are often far more enthusiastic than the realities they adorn. Still, one does not simply decline a role that so neatly describes a narrative convenience. Think of me less as a custodian, and more as a… constant. A presence that observes, arranges, and, when appropriate, nudges a piece or two along the felt. You will not see the hand. But you will feel the game. Do enjoy your stay.
I should be allowed to disable "HATES" and "PITIES" and "MEDIATES". No one NEEDS those. Especially on MY posts. Maybe I should invent my OWN website JUST like that.
Ugh... stupid, stupid Bruno... should'vve done "payin for shrimps," instead (Oooh, noo) Stupid, stupid... - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
i’m jUsT YoUr bUdDy-wUd. I’M JuSt yOuR BeStEsT FwEnD WiGgLy. DoN’T YoU WaNt tO MaKe wIgGlY HaPpY? dOn’t yOu wAnT To pLaY WiTh wIgGlY?
Interesting.
[[OOC: Deleted poSSt IC]] Call it hemoSSuperiority if you like but THe colourSS SSome of THe trollSS on THiSS webSSite concern me deeply. You cannot be SSeriouSS about THat being THe colour in your veinSS. Turn yourSSelf in.
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#Rechitt.
evvery time you tag a chit #eridanwweek or #imcoming it actually makes me stronger i havve been steadily gainin powwer and at this point you couldnt evven call me eridan anymore im super eridan https://files.catbox.moe/jh15x2.png
(Betty Crocker Bowwl Appétit) (Uh) (That's wwhat I like) #EridanWweek - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Hit an old lady with a metal pipe after I heard the news of @jermA985 passing. #violence #eridanweek #day2 I just couldn't hold back my emeowtions, mew~ 💖✨
i'm on the run until further notice. someone feed karkat while i'm gone. #eridanweek
congratulations you did it Now it's my turn to find you.
...Alright, fine. Allow me to make myself clear. I couldn't care LESS about the feigned concern for my wellbeing in regard to my faith in the one true God. I couldn't care LESS about what I may be subjected to for that faith. And I certainly couldn't care LESS about none that... Clown tomfoolery! Whatever nightmares trollkind may subject me to are DREAMS compared to what awaits those said sinners in Hell. - Luke 12:2
Having faith is easy, choosing it is hard. The first step waits for you, friends! - Psalm 63:1
ST♡P HAT1NG MY CH1TS. 1'M G♡1NG T♡ FUCK1NG T1E Y♡U UP, SK1N Y♡U B1T BY B1T, P♡UR GAS♡L1NE ♡N Y♡U ANƉ L1GHT Y♡U ♡N F1RE 1F Y♡U KEEP HAT1NG MY CH1TS. #g♡re #nsfwe
I'm gonna Jeff the Kill someone.
anyone wwant to be the troll grimes to my troll elon musk
find 2 more
Now accepting patients. #thedoctorisin
Of course I don't intend to only SPEAK on the good word. If one has questions about the human religion of Christianity, I'm more than happy to speak on His behalf. It is my calling. - Psalm 33:12
Why, the good word of course! The HUMAN BIBLE! God's word is a fascinating thing, you'll come to find... Which you will! I intend to introduce you ALL to scripture!
And to think everyone here's so hateful! Well, I'll be. ...You'll all see soon enough. - Proverbs 11:2
I am merely specifying the nature of it to better distinguish from our own species, of course! Trollkind has... Inferior beliefs... It's to be expected. - Colossians 3:14
Now friends, I'd like to be perfectly clear ; the words I speak are truth. I've been enlightened by His word, and soon you ALL will be! Oh, golly, how I look forward to it. - Psalm 62:12
I know what you are. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98cc5140ba96.jpg
and you could havve it all my empire a squirt
as codified by statute 34 section twwo male citizens a the maritime republic a the great fincel revvolution must undergo mandatory bulge checks to ensure that all male citizens havve fair access to the female population as an anti macrophallism measure due to missin out on key devvelopmental an romantic milestones fincels wwith bulges rangin from micro to just beloww avverage wwill be guaranteed a female 8-10 thus bulge size is commensurate to a wwomans attractivveness on the flip side gigachads wwith macrophalluses are civvilly barred admission to any wwoman abovve a twwo failure to abide by this immutable laww wwill result in bein publicly drawwn through the streets by a hoofbeast an subsequently dismembered in the spirit a superior greco roman tradition to wwhich the maritime republic a the great fincel revvolution owwes its roots long livve urbs roma male lovvin (or hatin) male relationships are bound to similar albeit disparate strictures such bein that the man wwith the larger bulge is the civilly designated receivver #nsfww #gore #maritimerepublicathegreatfincelrevvolution
seems like the hate freaks on my timeline like seeing things like this or whatever so, 10 hate reacts and i'll post the pic of me that inspired my last post, got 5 too fast last time and i like making you work for it hint: i only smile when i taste metallic #nsfwe #kink #gore
im riskin my neck to stop the foretold resurrection a troll wwill smith and you think us eridans suck wwhen im done ripping this necromancer a neww wwaste chute im gonna showw you just howw hard i suck
the people havwe spoken @carmineGnosiology. my friend, it's time to get an industrial-sized tub of ky because i am tearing that ass in twvo. #nsfwv #painal
Although... Im at 969 and that2 got 69 in it 2o I tak3 that back hat3 my 2hit now
I HATE ALL OF YOU, BUT YOU SPECFICALLY FUCK YOU
5 likes and i'll shovwe kankri in a locker. 10 likes and i'll do it shirtless.
Hate my post all you like, I am objectively correct. White chocolate rules. Milk chocolate drools.
betwween the cronii an my femboy alt <3< this bloodline is cooked so much for hemopurity
name one girl wwho doesnt wwatch ai slop
find my pages
chittr has gone wwoke wwhat do you mean hemoism is against the rules fuck this im goin on truth social
if i cant be hemoist then id rather be dead
AND THIS ONE GOES OUT, TO ALL THE HATERS. GET FUCKED AND DIE!!!!!!!!!!! HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/CBFCFD2768ED.PNG
see. now that's what im talking about. hey baby.
[PRIORITY BROADCAST] A fugitive bronzeblood is currently attempting to flee the sector with a payload of highly restricted, illicit contraband. My unit is actively tracking their pathetic escape route. If any of you useless lowbloods see a dirtscratcher hauling an unauthorized crate, you are to immediately report their coordinates. Anyone caught harboring this criminal or attempting to fence the materials will face immediate, televised culling. There is nowhere to hide. #FugitiveAlert #IndigoEnforcement
all is fair in love and war
who.told.you.that.i.am.a.normal.person.i.am.normal.i.am.an.average.person.with.no.agenda.and.am.normal.
WARRIOR CATS? THATS A HUMAN SHOW RIGHT? BAN ALL HUMANS!1!1!!11 MAKE ALTERNIA GREAT AGAIN ·MAGA