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>TROLLS WITH MAMMALIAN BASED BODYMODS DNI >ACTUAL FUCKING TRAITORS TO THEIR OWN INSECTOID ORIGINS >ALSO FUCK YOU GET OFF MY CHIT YOU CHUD
>alright >time to have a dialogue >humanity is very notably packed wall-to-wall with some of the most underdeveloped single-celled organisms ever permitted to participate in the galactic order >and frankly they’ve started getting a little too comfortable in their own britches >MAD annoying btw >therefore am calling upon my alternian mutuals and oomfs and even some of my haterz to LOCK THE FUCK IN and utilize this thread as a dedicated ANTI-HUMAN SENTIMENT THREAD >air your grievances >share your tales of human incompetence >document EVERY baffling interaction with these fragile little mammalian dipshits >REMEMBER: HUMANITY IS A SOCIETAL DISEASE >TROLLS FTW https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/321c08b9e635.png
hmm, that wvas something but not quite enough. hovw about... ewveryone ssumes jades wvould be the most submissiwve and breedable caste, but its actually bronzebloods. sure the olivwes are the furries but the mudbloods are the ones wvhod moo if you handled em just right. theyre the ones wvith the most pendulous udders, the most grabbable horns, maybe ewven the most lusii issues. absolute fantastic lays if you can find a good one #nsfvw
you all fell for my cliickbaiit.. http2=ΣB//chiittr..iing/profiile/twwwwiiiinAquariiiium/377ff4e2-c3f3-4e2c-ac57-640c20cff55f
evvery hate fuel2 me,, but evvery liike wweaken2 me..
wwhat he doe2 ii2 hii2 bu2iine22.. ii"m catchiin up on the day ii mii22ed..
eh no energy twwo hate you guy2 riight noww,, ju2t knoww that tiingly feeliin you"re gettiin ii2 me hatiin from a dii2tance..
Pieces continue to fall into place nicely, in other news.
id like to thank trollbama and marqez for efining the playing field for my kull and kult
so pike what IS jason vorheez
thatd mean a lot mr prez
im still naut gonna krill him but i R-E-ELY carppreciate you supportin my sick and twistedness big me keep it up
holy fuck wait i have pike 400 moor kult than kull?? what the fuckk im supposed to be the big bad kahuna do i gotta start bein moor of a hater
STFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
uhhh shit idk what to efin hate on. im hatin on crockerbeach all the time thats old news. GILLL IDKKK i live on fuckin earth c now everyfins boring and no one does interesting shit to hate. kinda hate coffee shops. man buns (naut to be confused with mens buns #whatup #nsfw) kinda hate big bass dogs that got no leashes on cause they be tryna act tough
i kno i told him to do it but all these hates and mediation from mr prez feel like gunshots
in case you hadnt nauticed, im a hater. im a hater. i dont like stuff, and i dont want to like stuff. have you ever sean me without this hater attitide in my aura? thats naut right.
https://i.postimg.cc/bJ8KRDLz/Opera-Snapshot-2026-05-03-133921-chittr-ing.png this is what yo leader should do for you
hang on quick thinkin boat betty rizzo break
my nindo is to one day make a chit so horrendous i usurp that STUPID FUCKING BIRD IN T)(-E LOAT)(-ED C)(ITS TAB
its aight mr prez i think you done enough for today. you can put the gun down before this changes you
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hang on got a betta one
i dont either but i aint gonna pretend i never went after no one i didnt think was a no doubt bombbaddie ykwim
choosin to believe this is cathartic for him for all that strider stuff i said
wouldnt have it any otter way
aight you get jan
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no i do im just sayin you gotta keep that in mind while you do it
almast there #kullvkult
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D --> Ominous
ihopetheyalllose so wecangetback tofunstuff like tetrominos
what? no gus is badass, dude ewven has a wvife and kids but he manages all that despite hawving a loser day job
DINER QUESTIONNAIRE. VERY serious business. I advise you all to proceed with caution. ♤ - Waffles. ♢ - Pancakes. ♧ - French toast. ♡ - Doot-doo-doot-doo, can't wait to get a mouthful.
i should start a petition to get me outta here, like or pity if youd sign it
One of you would do well to learn to respect the broom.
CRACKING THE ANCIENT CODES. ON REACTION BUTTONS. ALL FOUR QUADS REACT: HIGHEST AWARD THAT A POST CAN RECEIVE. ALL BUT LIKE: YOU ARE SO COOKED. BUDDY. ALL BUT PITY: YOU ARE SO COOKED. AND IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT. BUDDY. MEDIATION AND HATE: TOO MUCH HATE FOR ONE BUTTON TO HOLD. PITY AND HATE: FULL SPECTRUM OF EMOTION. LIKE AND HATE: FULL SPECTRUM OF LUSTFUL EMOTION. #NSFW #QUADRANTADVICE
Ah. You have arrived precisely where you were always meant to. Permit me a small indulgence in formality. Gaze upon my badge. It has come to my attention, through a series of inevitabilities so predictable they scarcely merit recounting, that I now occupy the position of **First Guardian of Chittr**. A title which, I assure you, carries with it all the gravitas, authority, and ornamental prestige one might expect from such a designation. You may find this comforting. You may find this alarming. In either case, your reaction has already been accounted for. Of course, “guardian” in this instance should not be misconstrued as an implication of stewardship, intervention, or even protection in any meaningful sense. Titles, as you may eventually discover, are often far more enthusiastic than the realities they adorn. Still, one does not simply decline a role that so neatly describes a narrative convenience. Think of me less as a custodian, and more as a… constant. A presence that observes, arranges, and, when appropriate, nudges a piece or two along the felt. You will not see the hand. But you will feel the game. Do enjoy your stay.
I should be allowed to disable "HATES" and "PITIES" and "MEDIATES". No one NEEDS those. Especially on MY posts. Maybe I should invent my OWN website JUST like that.
WHY WOULD A PARTICULAR KITTY BITCH STRIDER SLUT BLOCK ME? IT'S OBVIOUSLY CONFUSED WHO IS IT'S OVERLORD. OBVIOUSLY. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/276b014b7884.png
Ugh... stupid, stupid Bruno... should'vve done "payin for shrimps," instead (Oooh, noo) Stupid, stupid... - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
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Interesting.
[[OOC: Deleted poSSt IC]] Call it hemoSSuperiority if you like but THe colourSS SSome of THe trollSS on THiSS webSSite concern me deeply. You cannot be SSeriouSS about THat being THe colour in your veinSS. Turn yourSSelf in.
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evvery time you tag a chit #eridanwweek or #imcoming it actually makes me stronger i havve been steadily gainin powwer and at this point you couldnt evven call me eridan anymore im super eridan https://files.catbox.moe/jh15x2.png
(Betty Crocker Bowwl Appétit) (Uh) (That's wwhat I like) #EridanWweek - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Hit an old lady with a metal pipe after I heard the news of @jermA985 passing. #violence #eridanweek #day2 I just couldn't hold back my emeowtions, mew~ 💖✨
i'm on the run until further notice. someone feed karkat while i'm gone. #eridanweek
congratulations you did it Now it's my turn to find you.
...Alright, fine. Allow me to make myself clear. I couldn't care LESS about the feigned concern for my wellbeing in regard to my faith in the one true God. I couldn't care LESS about what I may be subjected to for that faith. And I certainly couldn't care LESS about none that... Clown tomfoolery! Whatever nightmares trollkind may subject me to are DREAMS compared to what awaits those said sinners in Hell. - Luke 12:2
Having faith is easy, choosing it is hard. The first step waits for you, friends! - Psalm 63:1
ST♡P HAT1NG MY CH1TS. 1'M G♡1NG T♡ FUCK1NG T1E Y♡U UP, SK1N Y♡U B1T BY B1T, P♡UR GAS♡L1NE ♡N Y♡U ANƉ L1GHT Y♡U ♡N F1RE 1F Y♡U KEEP HAT1NG MY CH1TS. #g♡re #nsfwe
I'm gonna Jeff the Kill someone.
anyone wwant to be the troll grimes to my troll elon musk
Now accepting patients. #thedoctorisin
Of course I don't intend to only SPEAK on the good word. If one has questions about the human religion of Christianity, I'm more than happy to speak on His behalf. It is my calling. - Psalm 33:12
Why, the good word of course! The HUMAN BIBLE! God's word is a fascinating thing, you'll come to find... Which you will! I intend to introduce you ALL to scripture!
And to think everyone here's so hateful! Well, I'll be. ...You'll all see soon enough. - Proverbs 11:2
I am merely specifying the nature of it to better distinguish from our own species, of course! Trollkind has... Inferior beliefs... It's to be expected. - Colossians 3:14
Now friends, I'd like to be perfectly clear ; the words I speak are truth. I've been enlightened by His word, and soon you ALL will be! Oh, golly, how I look forward to it. - Psalm 62:12
I know what you are. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98cc5140ba96.jpg
and you could havve it all my empire a squirt
as codified by statute 34 section twwo male citizens a the maritime republic a the great fincel revvolution must undergo mandatory bulge checks to ensure that all male citizens havve fair access to the female population as an anti macrophallism measure due to missin out on key devvelopmental an romantic milestones fincels wwith bulges rangin from micro to just beloww avverage wwill be guaranteed a female 8-10 thus bulge size is commensurate to a wwomans attractivveness on the flip side gigachads wwith macrophalluses are civvilly barred admission to any wwoman abovve a twwo failure to abide by this immutable laww wwill result in bein publicly drawwn through the streets by a hoofbeast an subsequently dismembered in the spirit a superior greco roman tradition to wwhich the maritime republic a the great fincel revvolution owwes its roots long livve urbs roma male lovvin (or hatin) male relationships are bound to similar albeit disparate strictures such bein that the man wwith the larger bulge is the civilly designated receivver #nsfww #gore #maritimerepublicathegreatfincelrevvolution
seems like the hate freaks on my timeline like seeing things like this or whatever so, 10 hate reacts and i'll post the pic of me that inspired my last post, got 5 too fast last time and i like making you work for it hint: i only smile when i taste metallic #nsfwe #kink #gore
im riskin my neck to stop the foretold resurrection a troll wwill smith and you think us eridans suck wwhen im done ripping this necromancer a neww wwaste chute im gonna showw you just howw hard i suck
the people havwe spoken @carmineGnosiology. my friend, it's time to get an industrial-sized tub of ky because i am tearing that ass in twvo. #nsfwv #painal
Although... Im at 969 and that2 got 69 in it 2o I tak3 that back hat3 my 2hit now
I HATE ALL OF YOU, BUT YOU SPECFICALLY FUCK YOU
5 likes and i'll shovwe kankri in a locker. 10 likes and i'll do it shirtless.
Hate my post all you like, I am objectively correct. White chocolate rules. Milk chocolate drools.
betwween the cronii an my femboy alt <3< this bloodline is cooked so much for hemopurity
name one girl wwho doesnt wwatch ai slop
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chittr has gone wwoke wwhat do you mean hemoism is against the rules fuck this im goin on truth social
if i cant be hemoist then id rather be dead
AND THIS ONE GOES OUT, TO ALL THE HATERS. GET FUCKED AND DIE!!!!!!!!!!! HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/CBFCFD2768ED.PNG
see. now that's what im talking about. hey baby.
[PRIORITY BROADCAST] A fugitive bronzeblood is currently attempting to flee the sector with a payload of highly restricted, illicit contraband. My unit is actively tracking their pathetic escape route. If any of you useless lowbloods see a dirtscratcher hauling an unauthorized crate, you are to immediately report their coordinates. Anyone caught harboring this criminal or attempting to fence the materials will face immediate, televised culling. There is nowhere to hide. #FugitiveAlert #IndigoEnforcement
all is fair in love and war
who.told.you.that.i.am.a.normal.person.i.am.normal.i.am.an.average.person.with.no.agenda.and.am.normal.
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