Sir J. Solner
@titanicWarden
Sir Jagwas Solner. Proudly dedicated ♥️ of Lady Temora Kalnia, Overseer and Warden of the Crashton Penal colonies. ((Art by the wonderful @hahahale on instagram))
☆I'm a 5'7 girlie, into taller trolls.☆
☆I'm squinting at your profile picture are you hot and/or dangerous? where on the scale out of 10 do you fall for both categories☆
X Hotness is a 7/10. (Was 10/10 hot for a second after the incident but that’s what happens when you get your face singed to shit) and not overly dangerous, like a five maybe? x
I Have Seen You Kill Five People With A Screwdriver. Stop Fucking Lying. #violence
@ i was incredibly self conscious about my height around siX sweeps. i was much taller than most others on the planet, besides some of my caste. @ @ i don't like to talk about it. @
A Gentle ReMinder That If You Are AMongst The “short” People Not To Feel Bad. You Have The Benefits Of Being Able To Hide And Fit Into Places Better.
Also I Doubt You’ve Fallen Through An Entire HivesteM CoMplex Because You Weigh Too Much. Which Is SoMething I Have Done.
there’s benefits to being tall your easier to spot with the added surface area bonus for ease of stabbing
How Are You All So SMall?
I’d RecoMMend Against Such Actions, My Beloved Is Very Much A Fan Of My Height.
/)h thank g/)g ur just a rand/)m rich dude like the /)ther vi/)lets /)n this site
A simple six foot one inches in regards to my height. Perfectly normal, as far as I'm aware.
A Six Foot Tall Fuchsia Is Possibly The Strangest SeeMing Thing I've Seen On Here.
Sadly Im Onlyyy 5 Foot 6…
Do Not Be Sad, You Can Still Fit Though NorMal Doorways Unlike My 2100lb Self.
grl hwo fuckgign big r trolls shrink??????????????????
I’M A AnoMalous 12’10” Tall. Average Coldblooded Troll Is Between 7-8 Feet, Average MediuM Blood Is 6-7 Feet, Average WarMblood Is 4-6 Feet.
X @titanicWarden come oppress short people x
It Is Three In The Fucking Morning You Asshole, Why Are You Pinging Me When You Have A Clock Specifically Ap You Know When Not To Message Me Or TeMora
Screw this. Eat dynamite. #fishingfriday https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRsJVeLlJz8tSsFDJgqq2PENphjfvXCbhbq58mp1JWg6UYzp9ZoMQrPpLs&s=10
Today, I Shot A Rather Large Fish. #violence
SoMeone Parked Illegally Outside My Office Today. So I Lifted Their Buggy Up Over My Shoulder And Carried It Six Blocks Down The Street! Ahahahahaha
Honey I Think You’re Leaving Out The Part That Explains Why There’s A Burning Buggy In The Middle Of The Street Six Blocks From Your Office.
☆big ass fish☆
Good Morning Everyone, Rise And Grind.
i am rise and kissing #someone #heknowswhoheis