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Alright N3RD2 ill giv3 hi2 fuckin profil3 back, j33z. W3r3 ju2t havin 2om3 fun bullying my23lf for a minut3. But aaaanyway2. 2inc3 it 233m2 lik3 intro2 ar3 kinda th3 thing around h3r3. I figur3d I would introduc3 my23lf. Mo2t of you probably alr3ady know m3 kinda, but imagin3 that guy but tall3r, 2trong3r, 2mart3r, and b3tt3r in lik3.. Ba2ically 3v3ry way. Im Zabrak Z3pho2. #ClockworkInc cook3d m3 up cau23 th3y 2aw ju2t how much pot3ntial Id hav3 if I w3r3nt a bozo. 2o th3y brought m3 around to g3t thi2 fuckin party 2tart3d right. If you n33d a good tim3, 2om3 party favor2, a job, a littl3 loan, hit m3 up dawg. I got 3v3rything you might n33d. K33p an 3y3 out for my parti32, you dont wanna mi22 that 2hit.
Never imagined MY ancestor would 8e such a soft-8ellied gru8let.
-- abjectDetermination [AD]'s Phone has been disabled via EMP! -- #ClockworkInc #cw-kidnapping
DULY NOT3D BUT 1 D3F3R TO MY VR1SK4 OV3R OTH3RS ON SUCH SUBJ3CTS 4ND SH3 F1NDS MY P4THOLOG1C4L OBS3SS1ON W1TH H3R 3ND34R1NG.
VR1SK4.
Pr3tty alright. It d3finit3ly i2 a w3ird f33ling. I u23 min3 to 2tab p3opl3 2om3tim32 in a pinch #viol3nc3
🗡 Ehhehehehehehheee, ꓘicꓘ it.
@ariadn32Grip I 2aid R3p3at. Aft3r. M3. Dont pity. Do it.
Fiiiiinally hiv3 dud3 holy 2hit I n33d 23v3ral drink2. I did NOT bring 3nough of anything with m3 and all my blunt2/joint2/2up3r 3 got fuck3d up by mud #2ub2tanc32
Gu322 you'll ju2t hav3 to com3 with n3xt tim3
I cant rn im mudmaxxing right now
maybe i should kidnap someone. that might be fun. #cw-kidnapping
Cant t3ll y'all wh3r3 im at, but I gotta wait a whil3 b3for3 I can do anything. 2av3 m3 from thi2 2t3althy bor3dom pl2 I cam3 h3r3 to knock h3ad2 not crawl around in th3 dirt all qui3t and 2hit I aint built for qui3t
Anon 2.0 a2k2: "What2 2om3thing you want to do right now, but cant" mayb a cop out but i r3ally wanna hang with 2om3on3 in thi2 gra22 but i dun think that anyon3 tak32 m3 23riuou2ly 3nough and al2o lik3 2inc3 im b3in forr3al forr3al im kinda a chick3n2hit about actually hangin out with folk 2o mayb3 that2 a good an2w3r too.
if you evver argue wwith me just knoww that wwhenevver you open your mouth to talk im stickin my long creepy finger in it
I want to 8e mysterious SO 8ad 8ut I just CANNOT shut the fuck up!!!! XXXX0
Me when I’m 8LIND.
pleaseness friend please we are bestfriendsness we will get thru this please
ouhness 😢😢😢 hate?
hi
you dont deservve to havve your podnubs suckled on by a loquacious and debonair sea troll itd probably rewwire your panrotted sponge deliciously and youre afraid a that its ok
depends on wwhat you do wwith it maybe im just envvironmentally conscious
you tell me you bulge bobbin manwwhore i cant feel mine anymore thanks to your interminable bouncin
アタシは本当に被害者なのだろうか。
you go girl and in another five minutes you might even mean it too
i lovve a joke wwhen its done wwell evven the admittedly kinda pathetic vvris from my timeline tells better ones
have you learned your lesson or would you wanna start busting out the fine casks of small talk for bitchin old times sake
aint sensitivve to think youre annoyin just means youre annoyin
did it hurt wwhen you fell from heavven cause i shot your wwings off
good to knoww vvris is annoyin in evvery univverse
he made me take my meds @acuteEmissary 🖕 https://cdn.imgchest.c∞m/files/08041dbe5a75.jpeg
that yꙮu're angry at bꙮth me and the sꙮng itself, withꙮut saying much abꙮut whether it's true ꙮr nꙮt. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
sꙮ the sꙮng is fake and nꙮt factual? - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
can sꙮmeꙮne named vriska fact-check this - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
@ariadnesGrip can i hylp you?
man start being nice to jane
toestink wwithdrawwal
oh my gosh ok i really didn't expect this website to be so full of creator embodiment practicers... i have no problem with the #DirkWives or other creator self-shippers because i think their love is all encompassing and if that's how you experience it that's ok but when people pretend to be the creators themselves in my comment section... i don't know it's just not the denomination i was raised in and we didn't believe that was possible growing up but i'm trying to be open minded and understand that creations can channel the gods' love in so many ways and that becoming a humble facsimile of your favorite creator is just another valid way to worship... at the end of the day we are all creations and i love all my fellow worshippers but i am still getting used to the different ways people interpret the canon
hungry for the prince are you slobber on my ring #nsfww
FUCK wwe are so BACK
theyre kinda weird... which means YOURE weird..........
I would like to state for the record that I do not have, nor have I ever possessed, what we are referring to in this instance as a "troll-sona." I take the appropriation and costume-play of the troll phenotype very seriously. Frankly, I don't know what bad actor would even THINK to do that. :| Any images contradicting this claim have been fabricated by enemies of my enterprise. Jane Crocker has never "done trollface." #OfficialPost
Yuck. No. I'm not expending another unit of effort on you. Go dig in your britches!
If you were a touch more socially versed, you'd know that colloquially the quad-react is used to convey a stronger sentiment than one of the four quadrants alone. But rest assured, I've retracted my support on the basis that you are a miserable dullard! :B
i'm 5n ad6lt im jVst.... LIKE THIS!!!!!!6
im winning
directing
think finn adventure time the hand loss is about sacrifice and saving what you can to survive
>>| "you will be .alone .and you will be happy."
be yourselfe so people lookinge for you can finde you.
no you're thinking right i'm just fucking with you but i dont think you should call stupid people assholes just because theyre stupid just call them stupid or something but that doesnt make them assholes but im not stupid i was just pretending because its funny
do faces have value?? i mean i guess they do they hold all the stuff in and all that so i guess they do but i dont know what that has to do with taking things or sticks in asses ⎛⎝>_>⎠⎞
Me when I'm one sweep old and still working on my object permanence.
Ah yes, threatening to kill me for *potentially* pitch flirting? My, what a way to go a8out it! Don't threaten me with a good time, hun. That's all I'll say. ::::)
Let's 8e real, Serket to Serket here. We 8oth know in our pan's that such a thing isn't the fun option ever.
Oh my gog, did I just get called the worst Serket 8y ANOTHER Serket? Holy fuck I just jumped for JOY!!!!!!!! This means I'm the 8EST Serket! WOOOOOOOO! >::::D Never said it was the default either, I just said it's never fun 8eing nice like that. ::::T
This? This right here? Oh yeah, I'm reposting this. Also, FUCK no! You can 8e gr8 and amazing and we can jerk off our own ego all we like, 8ut our nature is also to not give a flying whackwithering fuck a8out what others think, and simply? I don't! Some consider what I post horri8le, 8ut some also consider it pretty gogdamn funny or a8surd! Who knew another Serket could 8oth 8e my fuel and my h8er? Consider me oh-so touched. And trust me, I'm not dying anytime soon, toots. I'm just 8uilt different. ::::}
I'm literally 8eing du88ed the worst Serket 8y OTHER SERKET'S!!!!!!!! I'm crowned the worst, therefor, that only makes me the 8est around. I have NEVER 8een happier over such a remark, sigh, my pusher flutters so.
Naaaaaaaah nah, gotta commit to your word! Walk it like you talk ot, 8ro-ham. >::::)
So, what's your excuse for 8eing a 8roke ass fuck? Go on, tell daddy Serket, I'll give you a firm smack on the ass afterwards with a 8and 8efore chucking that shit like I'm a pitcher for the Orioles. Instead of a "thwap!", the sound produced will 8e a "KA-CHING!" just for you. 8e lucky I'm not making it hail on yo ass, str8 8ouncing coins hard off your cheeks so hard it'll make that shit ricochet off and 8lind my neigh8or (my closest neigh8or is miles away).
｢(〃´▽`) onegai, call me neeiht-senpai.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: or nee-chan.]
Who the f8ck are you
666--> H3llo ch1ttr. Pspspspspsps. 1f 1 c4ll you 4ll l1k3 4 m3owb34st, w1ll you com3 s4y h3llo? Psssssspspsps!
Floss my 8ulge with 8ar8ed wire and call me Xavier Sanchez Twiggle8op the 8th.
(tw: #suggestive #nsfw) Fun fact men have a shut up 6utt9n at the 6ack 9f their thr9at 9r y9u can s9ft reset them 6y pressing and h9lding 69th sides 9f the neck f9r a69ut 15 sec9nds
Hëÿ. Ï wïll nöt lët my öwn ïrrëspönsïbïlïtÿ wïth mönëy bë crëdïtëd tö ä bünch öf rändös Ï söld öff. Ï wörk vërÿ härd tö blöw thröügh my mönëy wïth 0 rëgärd för höw Ï'll rëfüël my shïp.
( Grade my strife specibus. https://www.legami.com/dw/image/v2/BDSQ_PRD/on/demandware.static/-/Sites-legami-master-catalog/default/dw995f3517/images_legami/zoom/GUN0003_1.jpg?sw=768&sh=768 )<
Fucker.
When you stub your toe, you say "yowie" - which sounds like 'yaoi' of course. Because deep down you know that's what would fix your pain.
I Make My Wifes Underwear On Purpose So That When She Uses It And Im Folding Laundry Its Mere Presence Has Maximized Its Sexual Appeal As I Am Nothing Short Of Efficient At Curating The Visual-Olfactory Presence Of Her Undergarments #nsfw
Someone's too good for tables, alleys, benches, parks, busses, stairs, walls, and couches then?
It Would Seem That Way Sadly
wwizard beam
Don't remind me about the alleyway, that was reckless.
...In The Park, On The Benches, In The Bus, At The Alleyways...
Always on the table. And the couch, and on the stairs, and against the wall..
We're interspecies, really. Once you go troll, that's just how you roll.
Unfortunately Public Sloppy Makeouts Are Always On The Table
Congratulations On Winning Our Sitcom Game: The Good Vriska, Where We Find Out Through Circulocutious Conversational Topic Who Is The Most Worthy To Vriska By Morals Alone Here Is Your Prize A Married Lesbian Couple Winking At You ;)
You Are So Right Babe
I need you the way I need a stim toy.
Whats the hitch miss.............. kitsch? :)
There are DEMONS here hello! You really ought to KNOW! Don't stick your nose where it doesn't belong, Or it'll be sure to go!~
:)
I might have failed, but it was fun on the way down.
I never had to. :)
It bothered you, didn't it? I'd say this is a successful post - at least for me.
This post is, in fact, about her. #Vaguepost #ButNotTHATVagueReally
My 8oredom is getting fuckass 8othersome. I need something to disrupt all this nothing.
I'm aware I )(ave no connection to Alternian Meena)(-- Miss. Condesece! I just can't )(elp it. W)(enever I see anot)(er fusc)(ia, my blood just bubbles wit)( t)(e urge to fuss over t)(em. 38( S)(e's so pretty.
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WHAT A PITIABLE EXISTENCE, TO BE DESTINED TO BECOME YOUR WORST SELF, ORCHESTRATED BY YOUR OWN WORST SELF. A PRISONER IN YOUR OWN TOXICITY.
when a tree falles, people heare it; when a tree growes, no one listenes.
dear fucking god can somebody please help me im seriously freaking out
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o k thx i wqs practicing my reassurance baitinf
fly #fly https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b29da79a67ac.jpeg
Cute fly! I'd let the fella wander around on me for a bit.
dos anybodyelse get lwk scared 2 post sutff liike what if somebdy jharasses me or soething #fear #scaredness
⧃ If I was being rude I would tell him to do me a favor and step off the boat. I am telling him the truth.
REWATCHING THE NOTEBOOK.
Me ★nd me hole in sp★ce don't like wh★t you s★id very much.
Rare elusive Pizza Guru. This post is set to self destruct in two hours. Anybody that views it is cursed for seven days. https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/pizza.png
Ok★y. ★nything else you wish to w★ste my time with?
Do not dish out wh★t you c★nnot t★ke.
what is the point of having an account here serket
Wh★t's the point in you dr★wing bre★th?
Sometimes I wonder if by enjoying fighting ★nd being good ★t it I ★m proving my b★st★rd lusus right, ★nd I get s★d ★t the notion. Then I remember being ★ p★cifist would only be letting myself still be defined by him. So in conclusion. Sylink does wh★tever she w★nts forever.
[A$ ALWAY$ I ALREADY HAD #MYZAP]
so maybe im looking at stuff im not supposed to see how do you guys feel about this
My caste is fuLLLL of nomads, we don't reaLLLLy have a hive because we LLike it that way, Squeak. Sometimes we can LLive with those cLLosest to us, Squeak. ALLso did you know I can pop my ganderbuLLbs out of my sockets, Squeak?
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got.it.thanks i'll.go.find.out.if.fate.chose.me.i.guess
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〔•෴•〕 < Speaking of fire! I knew a guy who ran a bakery that burned down. Now his business is toast! / *yuck, yuck!*
hehe.
nope!
guyss sstop beiing meaan to thaat xefross guy poor dude hess aa russtblood yo iif youre hiigher thaan hiim on the hemosspectrum thaat countss aass aa miicroaaggressssiion B/
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yes.
Not good
> D1amond2 Droog <
droog diamonds-san
Diamonds Droog.
diamonds droog
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chittr tried to get rid of us but i am too powwerful.
She's a talented baker. She should test herself with something difficult. Pasta meat sauce is not difficult to make on s technical level.
The feds thought I hid my recipe box in the walls because it was a coded logbook. The truth was I'd be damned before anyone gained access to my culinary secrets.
A tomato based meat sauce although I ad cream to it.
Hell0!!!! I just g0t 0n this site ::D seems pretty c00l s0 far!
1 COULD G3T B3H1ND TH1S.
yall are just jealous of my wwizard towwer.
cool gun.
I think I might be catching feelings. Fuck.
sø yøu've never unzipped huh
karkaliciøus
>+. NOTHING DISTASTEFUL HAS BEEN POSTED IN A MINUTE I SHOULD CHANGE THAT .+<