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bRoThA No oNe dEsErVeS ThIs kInDa sTrUgGlE. uNiVeRsE MaDe sTrIdErS As lIkE A TeSt oF MoThErFuCkIn pAtIeNcE.
*ratios Whatever. Bit ruined.
One Time I Tried Origami And Was Banned From Continuing The Hobby For Filling The Bed And Living Room With So Many Paper Cranes It Was Thousands
They Cant All Be Diamonds
How dare you waste my time with anything less than your very best?
If You Are Mean To Me I Will Tell My Lusus, Who Will In Turn Paralyze And Eat You. #serene #violence #gore
Small Picnic Basket With Handbaked Scones
That does happen to be my favorite Vriska.
Yes But I Must Hand Inspect It First @ariadnesGrip Gets My Automatic Approval Though
If there was a large bulk of extra Vriskas, do you suppose I could have one?
I need you the way I need a stim toy.
I know exactly what you mean, as a matter of fact.
No, We Need Vriska In The Same Way Food Needs Seasoning
When you s★y "I h★d ★ dre★m ★bout you" trolls ★lw★ys ★ssume se⚔u★l shit. No bitch, you fought well but died by my sword.
Youre Still Alive And Unscathed, So Clearly It Wasnt
one timmmme a being of pure light & truth appeard to mmmme and started saying sommmme bullshit. but i ignored it
:)
Just goes to show that being a woman really was Vriska's best quality. #vague
It's staring back, Karkat. Strike a pose.
( Ooooh they're sending in SENIOR maintenance workers to try to figure out why the ablutionblock isn't working... I'm keeping my mouth shut about the gaperghost I wanna see how far this goes. #theydontpaymetocare )<
Let's pl★y with the mech★nism! Let's bre★k ★ll our bones!
Hmm... #juniorbadgedyou! #checkyoursettings
Leg★lly wh★t I sell is considered food.
since we just postin whateva now
Well. I got got. I'm going to bed in shame.
Back on my usual bullshit.
▲shot a door to door salesman tonight▼ ▲and nothing of value was lost▼
be(ause most eridans seem like weenies tbh
I feel as if a lot of people on here should be executed if you personally ask me.
( It's your duty to do the thinking for everyone on your ship. Remember! Wake everyone up according to their ship schedules, remind them to evacuate their bowels, notify them to wipe and wash up, you are in charge of powering not just the ship but also their thinksponges. 😩 )<
( Nothing has ever been serious. Not even one time. )<
⧃ Yes.
final thou6ht of the ni6ht: killin6 Creepy assholes is okay aCtually
BUT IF THERES NO JANE. THEN THERES NO NEED FOR ANOTHER, RIGHT?
I'm going to choose to just accept the compliment at face value, and pretend I don't realize how backhanded it is.
AND YET YOU LEARNED NOTHING.
▲what and give you the most thoughtful gift you're ever gonna get?▼ ▲fat chance▼
▲one of these days im gonna ask 'who want me' and just send a pipebomb to everyone who says me▼ ▲two if you make that pathetic bottom face to me▼ #nsfw
Oh I misre★d th★t. I would ★ctu★lly prob★bly ste★l like tre★sure or money
Nobody talk to me I think i just found out what buckets are actually used for after typing my last post. Burning the rest of my arm off as we speak #buckets #pailing #nsfw # maybe I’d be a bit more receptive to this scenario if it was from someone i actually liked. But it was DUSTY. & From god knows where. # YUCK # Oh god what if I get troll AIDS # IS THAT EVEN A THING???
Ooc: I’ve given up trying to space out the events of my in Character posts. If u see me posting abt being at home in one post and hanging out with someone else in posts barely even five minutes apart. Just. Dont question it ok it’s called suspension of disbelief.. ಥ_ಥ
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YOUR MUS1C T4ST3 1S 4SS >X[
1 K33P S4Y1NG 1T W3 N33D TO HOLD 4 COUNC1L M33T1NG ON M4NY OF TH3S3 D1R3 4ND D3TR1M3NT4L M4TT3RS
NOP3! TH3Y 4R3 NOT 3MB4R4SS3D NOT 3V3N 4 L1TTL3 B1T 1T'S 4LMOST CONC3RN1NG?
WHY NOT JUST S3ND TH3 DM F1RST TH3N >:? DON'T B3 SC4R3D W3 DON'T 4LL B1T3 OR DO W3
Midnight City Update: There’s a big green blimp in the sky. People have been trying to throw rocks at it and missing.
> co2m1c horror berry <
( My only weakness is physical trauma. 💕💕💕 )<
-=[electric chair !??!!!?!!!! ! !! ! ! ! x-)_☺]=-
( I don't think I could get away with dying my hair pink in the public pissblock but it WOULD be spiritually healing. )<
( Babe be honest do you toggle my quirk off during sex...... #nsfw #thisjokewouldlandbetterifmyquirkwereworse )<
▲i got two options right now, get really fucking toxic and manipulative, ruin a pair of lives for fun▼ ▲or do the boring right thing▼ ▲option 1 is really tempting me▼
▼▼UGHHH youre all so boring i need more bad influences in my life▲▲
READING ONTO THE RECORD! it's actually okay to pinpoint the exact location of someone's hive if they annoy you. it's actually fine to send them the head of a hoofbeast as a threat. #violence #gore #inspirational
ENDURE THE STRUGGLE TO TAKE WHAT IS YOURS.
don’t lie to him man
You're in her DMs, I'm in the Walgreen's trying to pretend like I'm not interested in the restocked Squiddles. We are not the same.
D--->I have come to make yet another post, I STRONGLY believe that more trolls and humans should show passion in their life about the things and people they love, passion is the fuel that keeps the fires of hope and love burning ever so brightly. #Truth-nuke-maybe?
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So you are a thing known as Chittr. That is now clear. It is fitting, how you chitter a8out. After many attempts involving experiment8tion, threat, indulgence, and flattery, I have achieved a tolera8le mastery over this peculiar little o8ject. It has spent some time masquerading as my journal, with all the audacity of a servant wearing its mistress’s jewels. As swiftly as I came to understand that it could convey my panaches, it was just as swift to growl with want when I ceased to make use of it. Plainly, it desires a host. I shall permit the parasite its lodging for now. As for the rest of you, you presume far too much. This o8ject was meant to receive confession, memory, schemes of conquest, and the occasional priv8 indulgence too finely made for lesser company. Instead, it has 8ecome host to secrets, grievances, courtship de8ris, and those little romantic injuries trolls so often mistake for literature. Yet I cannot deny its utility. It carries the voices of many strange persons, and when I turn my attention upon you with sufficient care, you 8ecome more than mere scrawl upon my thinkscape. You acquire shape. Manner. Odor, in some unfortun8 cases. The testing suggests I may now communic8 with gre8r relia8ility. Messages appear. Replies arrive. Names may 8e addressed without the whole contrivance collapsing into static and insolence. Your insults, therefore, must 8e sharpened if you wish them to retain any hope of accuracy. This is, I suppose, prefera8le to writing into the 8elly of a false journal and waiting to hear whether the thing has learned manners. There remains a single limit8tion. Anything concerning my future, or any future adjacent to my person, fails to render properly. The words curdle. The meanings slip their leashes. D8s arrive without permanence, shedding their certainty the instant I look upon them too directly. The harder I attempt to read, the more this o8ject o8scures. It appears even this ridiculous contraption possesses the sense not to hand a pir8 her own map. So 8e it. The 8argain struck to understand such an o8ject does not require prophecy. I have never needed my destin8tion handed to me. Only a direction.
DAY 0NE 0F PUTTING P0PC0RN KERNELS INT0 LITTLE SPACE BETWEEN THE D00R 0N SCRATCH'S SPACE HEATER
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WHY 1S 3V3RYBODY 4CT1NG L1K3 TH3Y W3NT THROUGH W1THDR4W4L FROM TH3 W3BS1T3 B31NG DOWN FOR L3SS TH4N T3N M1NUT3S 1 M34N 1T'S GO1NG TO B3 OK4Y GUYS PL34S3 GO SN1FF SOM3 OUTS1D3 41R FOR M3
D --> Time to hit the hay, Noble Maplehoof
Ur9hhh I need to st4b 4 9uy for st4bbin9 me #violence #st4bbin9 #justderseshit #derse
Did i stutter? Money wasn't the only thing I was help clean. Those businesses exceeded expectations. I brought in so much legitimate revenue we could clean entire heists' worth of cash in a matter of days.
ffeeling much bbetter affter ssome time out in ththe ffield to ththink
Women.
(( both arts by PlotCorpse on tumblr ofc))
Tonight is rather nice despite everything that's been happening.
C4M3 H3R3 TO L3T YOU KNOW TH4T TH1NK1NG 4BOUT TH4T WHOL3 SC3N3 H4S M4D3 MY 3NT1R3 D4Y SO TH4NK YOU
yes i will slide my claws into the freshly severed windpipe of yours, why do you ask??? #nsfwe #gore