Vriska Serket
@ariadnesGrip
8eing so gr8 all the time is hard. It's hard and no one understands. || icly she/her; retconned meteorbound || all art by me || all insults ic ||
What is?
I'm not sure "tactless" is quite the word for an oppressive economical system 8ut I can't disagree either.
You ever just look at someone, and know, deep in your marrow, that they’re going to be an absolute delight to perceive? Not necessarily because they are genuinely fun to be around, but because the way they speak, act, and think is so specific, that they activate your inner researcher like a newly hired field researcher that’s discovered a brand new organism? This is going to be *very* fun💚
Can't be about anyone but me obviously
It is so very fascinating you immediately assumed it was you💚 Make that two people, now💚
Good luck, I'm a bit of a doozy
That's one way you could put it. More like u8iquitously opinion8ted. 8ut amusingly so.
Eternal Casper Forever
You do 8asically have a fan following don't you? You should m8ke an official clu8. Not even 8eing sarcastic!
That's so scary to think about
There might already even 8e a fan clu8 formed 8ehind your 8ack. >::::D
Somethiing somethiing thiis iis the greed the biible warned us about. Probably. II diidn't read the thiing lmfao.
FUCK OFF, I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ARE VAGUING ME YOU JUST FUCKING GOT HERE!
Damn. II could've been postiing about liiterally anythiing and you just deciided iit had to be you, huh? Maybe II should add priide to the liist. Smfh.
If I can jump in and meddle a 8it here, that's such a weak come8ack I literally cringed reading it.
i think this vriska person wants me to do crimes but me im sleepie so i'm goin back to bed for like a few hours peace
I just want to 8e supportive of your justifia8le fantasies.
i have not died and i gotta go to work later cus apparentlie i "should be over anie cold bie now" so if i see mie boss you know what's happening
yuppp that's a good one absolutelie nailed it yeah if the boss shows up imma make them realise how much this cold sucks manual stiele we're gonna plaie plague dot inc up in here if i do feel like i maie die the boss's desk is a good place for it though
If you already are going to die, you really ought to m8ke it count! Or at least play dead. Claim temporary insanity due to 8rain damage from the cold.
that'd just get me culled but tbh it's half tempting id have to actuallie meet the fucker first can you believe i've never even seen the boss? actuallie it's prettie normal for a lot of retail jobs you onlie get to see the line manager and not the actual boss
Well may8e the line manager doesn't have the connections to get you culled. I wouldn't know the hierarchy of retail.
oh the line manager is fine im talking the bigger boss. area manager at the verie least. if i'm going down im takin half this chain with me
Hahahaha such determin8ion is worth exploiting for the gr8er 8ad. >::::)
im super exploitable i literallie work in a grocerie shop
My condolences.
thanks i'm mostlie joking about the exploitabilitie aniewaies have a good one im gonna have a nap before work
Sweet dreeeeeeeeams!
I Wanna Lose Myself In Something New For A Change But What Else Is There
Run away and 8ecome a pir8!
Cool In Theory Not So Realistic In Practice
Not with that attitude. ::::P
][- 0k chittr genuine questi0n this girl i kn0w keeps texting me ab0ut pr0phetic visi0ns she claims t0 keep having f0r s0me reas0n m0st 0f them inv0lve me and her fighting s0me unkn0wable h0rr0r in these weird af r0bes her r0bes are red and have this weird h00d part 0n, while mine are dark blue and have these weird dangly bits 0n the fr0nt, at least its what she described d0es any0ne have any clue if it means anything 0r is she just trying t0 c0nfess she's flushed f0r me? -]
I'm sorry bud. Thats all I'll say. Be ready, and be strong.
It's not about her. It's about what's to come for you, her, and potentially a handful of others.
No, your life is just going to suck/8e exciting for a little while soon. Upgr8de your weaponkind, you're gonna need it. 8ut if she's seeing you in funny clothes then you'll proooooooo8a8ly 8e all right.
][- is it the game every0ne's saying t0 av0id like the plague unless y0u have t0 play it? -]
If you avoid it now you WILL die.
glad +o see. +his place has hardly changed.
Why in the world would you 8e glad a8out that? This place is a cesspool.
My 8ad? Most people on this site don't seem to understand it. Defin8ly never when I use it!
selling a blue six-sided pꙮlygꙮn made ꙮf plastic, that causes anyꙮne lꙮꙮking at it tꙮ tempꙮrarily start mixing up the wꙮrds "ꙮctagꙮn" and "hexagꙮn". - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
I feel targeted.