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[BEGIN MESSAGE] f0r c0ffee drinkerz. [ACTION:QUERY] why? [END MESSAGE]
T)(E CRIMSON KISS SPLATTERED 'ROUND MY FORM—T)(AT'S MY )(EART SCREAMING LOVE SO LOUD IT 8ITES. #VIOLENCE
Hello Dearies Would anyone like to volunteer for some scientific experimenting so I don’t have to choose someone at random again? #cw-medical-experimentation #cw-kidnapping
☆ > A big reason why I did not participate
(≧▽≦): I Mean, It's Just An Φbservatiφn Little Rφckstar! Nφ )(arm In It!
(≧▽≦): Φk, Φk, I Must Say I Didn't T)(ink I'd See Sφmeφne Wit)( My Surname And T)(ey Seem...interesting Tφ Say T)(e Least!
asking for a friend, how do you get your dick out of a jar of Nutella? #nsfw #suggestive #askingadvice
/.keep.a.gun.on.my.nuts.\ \.call.that.shit.a.strap.on./
T)(E FOG...ITS LIFTED FOR A MOMENT. W)(AT T)(E )(ELL )(AVE I MISSED?
^Thinkiny I could post a picture of a cup and he'd lose his thouyhtvault anyway.^
^Is it a yood time to ask you to check the expiration date.^
maybe next toime oi fuck moi pan up, instead of darl cancelling for me, oi just hop in her bus en become a tour pest en boi tour pest i mean the cuddle bug varoiety mwahahaha oim saur full of evil
oi should prob mention oi remember names now im saur sorry for the orater fans
7uck it’s cold in my o77ic3.. w3ll.... what do you call a room that’s 7ull o7 comput3rs and lik3 on3 chair that you sit on, b3caus3 idk i7 that counts as an o77ic3...
<>~//[ i don't want to be here but i am so. hi, i guess. ] <>~//[ i work for captain seathief. ] <>~//[ that's about the only reason i'm here. managing shit. ]
^Takiny acquaintances with me on slaycation BACK to Trollveyyen was always fun. "Wait, is your hive UP THERE?" No, little GRUB me was a little BITCH that set up shop near the yround. Yes it's up there. Get to CLIMBING.^
^Troll Drayon Maid would have BEEN siynificantly improved if the drayons had stayed in their drayon forms for a little lonyer than 2 seconds per season and not BEEN trolls the entire time.^
should... should oi troiy the mysteriously unlabelled qi pills...
okay... okay moi last name is aropma, its roight there berget's name is... b... bau... beau... beua... uguggugh renner... renner mmmmm.... mmmmoi? maiiiiitox? moaxit? kailee... kaaaiileeee ooooooaur naur
everytoime oi look away from moi name i forget my surname who am oi??!??!?!
!remindYou remind bot has seen pails with lids... it is... ehm. a niche thing.
wake up this dusk en get a face fulla indigaur bucket candy, im fackin wheezing!
AUR SHIT WEIBER!!! #NSFW THAT SHIT WHOI IS THAT THE PACKAGING im straoight gagged, indigaur slurry
that talentless guy just hated moi chitt about babe on a date? he fuckin mad as a cut snake
darl is always on tour saur when shes back oi troi to offer take her aurt somewhere noice en fancy oi dont care haurw broke oi am, shes gettin some proper doining! hibachi where they fuckin cook that shit in front of you, jugglin them prawns en make a train aurt of the onion
(≧▽≦): Understφφd, Let Me Knφw Next Time I Dφn't Mind W)(ile I'm Φn Break Frφm Tφuring! Stay S)(ining Little Rφckstar, I'll See Yφu Sφme Φt)(er Time!
(≧▽≦): )(mmm, W)(ere Is My Lφvely? I )(φpe )(e Is Φk.
^Ah, UNDESIRABLE traits. I know all too well my tone comes across as cold, demandiny, critical. Even BELLICOSE, BELLIGERENT at times. One does try to make friends and ends only makiny more enemies.^
^I read your chits, Trevia.^
^TREVIA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?^
^See. She keeps askiny me to lend her "The Scrolls" BUT she cannot even BE trusted with reyular BOOKS... #vayuepostiny^
^TREVIA.^