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[CASE] [SUBJECT:_CALLIOPE] I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_have_encountered_a_difficulty. Ordinarily,_the_distinction_between_living_and_dead_is_among_the_more_embarrassingly_simple_classifications_available_to_medicine._A_living_organism_persists._A_dead_organism_does_not._There_are_complications,_naturally,_but_these_generally_concern_the_precise_moment_at_which_one_category_becomes_the_other. Calliope_does_not_appear_interested_in_respecting_this_arrangement. The_subject_speaks._She_observes._She_remembers._She_responds_to_external_stimulus._She_demonstrates_preference,_affection,_irritation,_curiosity,_and_continuity_of_identity._These_are_generally_useful_indicators_of_life. Unfortunately,_she_is_also_dead. Or_was_dead. Or_remains_dead_while_continuing_to_exhibit_nearly_every_quality_I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_would_ordinarily_use_to_argue_otherwise. There_is_no_satisfactory_anatomical_terminology_for_a_corpse_possessing_an_active_social_life. The_difficulty_is_compounded_by_cherubim_physiology._Predomination_already_requires_us_to_accept_that_one_consciousness_may_be_destroyed_without_rendering_the_shared_organism_deceased._Identity_can_perish_while_the_body_persists._A_sibling_may_become_absence,_memory,_nutrition,_inheritance,_or_haunting_without_ever_fitting_neatly_inside_the_word_corpse. Calliope_appears_to_have_committed_the_opposite_offense. The_body_became_absent. The_person_did_not. I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_have_considered_spirit,_revenant,_posthumous_consciousness,_dream-self,_residual_identity,_resurrected_organism,_narrative_echo,_and_several_less_respectable_classifications._Each_explains_some_portion_of_the_subject_and_fails_rather_spectacularly_to_explain_the_remainder. If_I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_were_to_pronounce_her_dead,_she_could_object. If_I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_were_to_pronounce_her_alive,_I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_would_require_a_definition_of_life_broad_enough_to_make_several_cemeteries_medically_contentious. [DIAGNOSIS] Inconclusive. Calliope_is_either_an_unusually_articulate_dead_cherub_or_an_unusually_deceased_living_one. Further_[OBSERVATION]_is_required.
[|87 :: Ok chem;cals have f;nally been cleaned. Hazmat do;n g00d work as always. Anyway back to totally legal act;v;t;es
th3 r34l g4mr grlz dont do drugz. #subst4nc3 #ly1ng #m1s1nform4t1on
Caffeine addiction
Do Your Organs Feel As Though They Are Foreign To Your Own Body? #bodyhorror
I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_hope_this_will_assist_you_in_understanding_my_particular_situation. I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_have_been_under_[OBSERVATION]_myself_for_quite_some_time._My_[CASE]_is_that_of_a_dire_issue._ This_humble_[DOCTOR]_is_a_cherubim._A_cherub._I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_am_in_search_of_my_ilk._My_kin._I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_observe_them. Let_me_observe_you. Show_my_the_Cherubs_you_know._I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_will_analyze_them._I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_will_find_them._I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_will_take_them_into_account.
A useful little guide for those of you still struggling with professional decorum. I appreciate your contributions to my mental landscape. You are an authority figure to me. Thank you for giving me purpose. May I borrow your grin for a legitimate business need. These are all perfectly reasonable things to say to one's employer, and I can think of absolutely no circumstances in which Human Resources would object. Today, I will be productive and on-task. I feel neutral to somewhat positive about my manager and team. I work well under stress. There. You are becoming employable already.
UPDATE: I GOT PREZTELS LIFE IS FUCKING AWESOME
T)(E CRIMSON KISS SPLATTERED 'ROUND MY FORM—T)(AT'S MY )(EART SCREAMING LOVE SO LOUD IT 8ITES. #VIOLENCE
Troll Becky, hold my calls
⧃ Coffee will save me tonight.
p sure I'm a gill but leik also gendr is stupid and ill b cute no mattr wat i am sooo she/they 4 now
☆ > A big reason why I did not participate
(≧▽≦): Φk, Φk, I Must Say I Didn't T)(ink I'd See Sφmeφne Wit)( My Surname And T)(ey Seem...interesting Tφ Say T)(e Least!
/.keep.a.gun.on.my.nuts.\ \.call.that.shit.a.strap.on./
do i want 2 go to therapy? no am i goin twice this week bc i need it? 100%
my therapist said theres an openin today bc someone had 2 drop out so guess whos gettin therapy twice this week?
^Thinkiny I could post a picture of a cup and he'd lose his thouyhtvault anyway.^
Character Basics Full name: Cronus Serket Character’s nicknames: Chiron Birth date: October 31st Age: 32 Sexuality: Bisexual Sex/Gender: She/her (will respond to any pronoun) (nonbinary) Species: Troll Home: Beforus/Alternian Empire Ethnicity: As a human - Black Age Appearance: 30 Weight: 210 pounds Height: 5'8 Body build: Chubby, with an hourglass figure, not very muscular Eye color: cerulean blue Skin Tone: Dark Grey Hair color: Black Personality Good personality traits: Calm, level-headed, cheerful Bad personality traits: Hedonistic, Manipulative, two-faced, rude [No other Personality information will be used. Get to know her, please! ] Her timeline exists in the 1900s and is a mix of Beforus and Alternia. This is a no-game swap, AU, and very steampunk themed/inspired. While advanced, she will lack media knowledge and modern "sensibilities" because of her time period. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e0dee49164a8.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/22d751368863.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6d462d802951.png
sorry for the lot of puppypostign recently . it means i am in agood mood, prommy
is it normal behaviour to look up moon phases so you know when to howl ............
^Takiny acquaintances with me on slaycation BACK to Trollveyyen was always fun. "Wait, is your hive UP THERE?" No, little GRUB me was a little BITCH that set up shop near the yround. Yes it's up there. Get to CLIMBING.^
yall check it a bitch is finna whip up sum southeast beforan style pork spoilers its gonna be perf
Who want me?
[???] Y'know. Fun fact about me. Never been sick a night in my life. It's true. My health is perfect and top-tier, desirable. Keeping that streak going.
all my w@unds have cl@sed up f@r g@@d, th@ugh i can already tell s@me @f these scars ain't g@nna g@ away anytime s@@n. @u@ been watchin' s@me @f the anime y'all suggested me, findin' "the summer hikaru died" particularly fascinatin'. s@me@ne really needs t@ play auspistice f@r these b@ys bef@re they d@ anythin' they might regret. @u@
Medicull #PSA...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Bronze bloods cannot go "animal style"...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ You cannot go animal style to win a fight, you can't...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ You are a tiiiny little hopbeast against anything else...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ The animal style you are attaining is prey...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
i_would_like_to_become_some_sort_of_creature_._i_think_i_am_done_being_a_troll
^Seems I'm one to partake in maudlin spectacles nowaniyhts. Happy #MoirailMonday to @taryetButcher . Go watch his yames for a real show. If you see a massive BEARDED BASTARD BELLOWING in the stands when he attacks someone, that's me.^
^Twelve sweep old yrown - as the wriyylers say- ass trolls, with their horns in a twist over a cilindrical container. You'd BE surprised they somehow passed their molt without faintiny.^
^Now who told you to BE overdramatic ABOUT containers, Aropma (that's you)? And make amnestics? Let's just see if those effects aren't permanent, hm.^
^Not even the castename of your own - quote - "darl"? INCREDIBLE. Keep struyyliny a little, I've never seen amnesic effects like these.^
^Actually what's the fish on ABOUT, over there? I just noticed his reply. Has he never seen sweets?^
i should sleep sometime soonish maybe
Λh...It is perh^ps silly of me to post this thought here. I know most do not know me. But I ^m feeling quite w^rm tolight, ^nd wished to sh^re it. I never thought I could be this loved.
neighbours complained about me playign too loud again .. i should really get a studio someda y........
Sometimes if | do enovgh in one night | give myself ^ rew^rd.
uh. bangs. trimmed. ..shaved too i wanna try to build the habit i ffeel more confident
Services open! ::::D
(≧▽≦): )(ey Dear! Wφuld Yφu Like Me Tφ Get Yφu Sφme? I Dφn't Mind Stφpping By Tφ Refill Yφur Candy Sticks!
my gender is n() by ðe by gender is fakhe, i am eternal
THE REAL TOX1C TRA1T MO2T OF YOU NEED TO WORK ON 12 YOUR WORK ETH1C! GET A JO6! 1F YOUVE GOT ONE, TAKE ON MORE RE2PON2161L1T1E2! 6E THE 6E2T YOU CAN 6E! GET 1N EARLY, LEAVE LATE, AND G1VE YOUR ALL, ALL N1GHT LONG! #G1RL6O221NG
I dinnae think I would be good at bein' a kismesis... 'm kinda worried about it...
A new 2uit call2 for a new introduction. I'm 2ILKBEA2T. For the la2t two perigree2 I've been fighting the day-dwelling criminal2 of Metroglut. La2t perigree my fir2t 2uit got de2troyed, 2o I'm back with a brand new look and 2ome new tool2. I'll mo2tly be 2haring 2ome highlight2 and thought2 here. If I go po2ting too much people might 2tart getting big idea2 about peeking behind the curtain. http2://cdn.imgche2t.com/file2/125b5e1a3f4a.png
and i would walk five hundred miles #lyrics
^To match you in maudlin poesies, I do know them. I know, in kind, what is it that drives away the shadows. Somethiny older than truth, older than time, and it is flame.^
^How forward, how BOLD. Riyht here in a PUBLIC forum? Well, you've truly lost your mind, haven't you.^
^Oh, come on now. You yive me too much credit. I'm just a researcher, a watcher. BETTER to lose your mind to an audience than lose your mind alone, no?^
^I'd aryue we are quite similar, actually. Don't we BOTH yo on our BROBDINGNAGIAN sesquipedalian soliloquys, products of violent overusaye of BESIEGED thesaurii, words INCOMPREHENSIBLE to the reyular troll, unused in centisweeps? The only difference... I'm not quite as edyy as you.^
^Fascinatiny, really. Haha, you PROBABLY have the safest password in the entire WEBSITE, don't you? If it's half as GIBBERISH as the rest of your words, could hardly hope to crack it.^
^Now, how'd you fiyure to yet into this platform, you odd, fascinatiny little BASTARD?^
^If I must castiyate and haranyue your superiors and demand BREAKS on your BEHALF I will. These BOOKS will not BE left unfixed.^
I never had a kismesis. Too much pity for others, perhaps. If I did, 99% of that quad dynamic woulld manifest in various forms of styllish sport competition.
🃟 ♢-- Oh! thou! Yes, thou! Doest thou knayw what is the difference between an instrument, and a fish? :o) --♢ 🃟
sshe hass made a friend
[|87 :: Now ;s a great t;me to rem;nd ;nternet dwellers to check your bl00d pressure before you start engag;n ;n rageba;t
/.got.it.\ https://file.garden/amVzBbG9ywqLSVJs/humansongfantrack.wav \.for.my.favorite.human.game./
Ꙩ-->HellꙨ chittr! It's such a beautiful night, isn't it??
=-- If thαt dωesn't wωrk, isωprωpyl αlcωhωl cαn wωrk tωω I think ->>
=-- Diluted hydrωgen perωxide αnd α Q-tip ->>
no! we'Re neveR alone! because um you see well uh theRe's always going to be a mediculleR if you get sick oR huRt!
ⒻⓊⓃ ⒻⒶⒸⓉ #6 Ⓨour immune system doesn't know your gander8ul8s exist! :) Ⓣhere is a chance that iph you get an eye injury or an inphection near your eyes the immune system will think your eyes are a phoreign 8ody and try to kill it off, thus making you go 8lind. Ⓤnder no circumstances do you want your 8ody to notice you have 8ul8s!!
Ⓗello hello everyone! Ⓘ am your wise and wonderphul Ⓒhimaerogic Ⓜediculler! Ⓘ am part of the Ⓔmpire's elite medical researchers, given explicit permission to delve into the 8iological depths of troll anatomy and physiology to understand how we all tick. Ⓦhat keeps us going, what gives us our warrior instincts, what separates a usephul mutation phrom a culla8le one- Ⓜy current phascination at the moment is how certain caste powers are connected to the gene that gives a troll their 8lood colour! Ⓘ've had to pick apart quite a phew minds to do this (literally) 8ut it is all valua8le research, rest assured! Ⓐs you have pro8a8ly noticed, Ⓘ have a phew mutations myselph. Ⓔxtra gills, a slightly lightened 8lood hue, and a wonderphul 8etta-themed tail! Ⓘ would like to clariphy that i have an official permit to exist and carry out my research with special permissions, under the agreement that Ⓘ also look into what causes these mutations in the phirst place. Ⓐnyway- it's good to meet you all! Ⓘ know Ⓘ've already posted 8ut i phelt an introduction was necessary! Ⓝot every day trolls as old as me interact with the pu8lic, amirite?
Junior just found a delicious HOT DOG BADGE, for the hungry and meat-loving users of Chittr. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⠟⠋⠙⠻⣦⡀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⠟⠁⠀⢀⡀⠀⠘⠇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣿⠟⢁⣤⡾⠛⠋⣴⣿⣷⣄ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣾⡿⠋⠀⢀⣾⠃⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⠟⢉⣀⣀⣤⡾⠃⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⠟⠋⣠⡾⠛⠉⠉⠁⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃ ⠀⠀⢰⣾⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠀⠀⣰⡟⠀⠀⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁ ⠀⢠⡿⠛⠉⢉⡴⠒⠒⠒⠚⠛⠉⣀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋ ⠀⢿⡇⠀⠠⠟⠀⢀⣀⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠉ ⠀⠈⢷⡄⢀⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠁ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠋⠉
[AND IF YOU WANT A DO#TOR, I'LL EXAMINE EVERY IN#H OF YOU. ]
:33< horoscope :33< ♈ im furking mario i dont do trolls sorry :33< ♉ barbiu them up :33< ♊ sucking on lead is bad fur mewr health :33< ♋ mew should suck on lead :33< ♌ hole in one! :33< ♍ walking in the woods mew will find the statmew of a toad the toad statmew will have butpurrflys around it eat them all :33< ♎ mew will beclawme mewr least fafurite animal tomeowrrow furefur sorry :33< ♏ the goblin phd is in mewre walls :33< ♐ my all s33ing eyes look at mew :33< ♑ mew have kindness in mewre eyendness :33< ♒ go away and clawme back tomeowrrow :33< ♓ tune in late nights fur a bath
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚One of the stranger habits of my crew and staff is that they often ask if I am able to flex my chest muscles, and ask that I prove my ability to do so. They seem to be quite forgetful, too. Unless.... perhaps they are doing secret health checks on me? Ensuring that my muscles are in good shape??
I'm an evil book, how can I fuck up your life for some sort of brief personal gain and dopamine hit??? :* :* :*
moight have to ask darl to break moi tooth again nice to have a means to fix it, but oi have a brand? en oi gotta keep it also she finds the gap cute en oim nothin if oi aint keepin the babe happy
says the new face on chittr.
(≧▽≦): Yφu Knφw Little Rφckstars, I Must Admit, Tφnig)(t Is A Beautiful Nig)(t T)(e Mφφns Are Up )(ig)( And Brig)(t! Lets Get Tφ Writing Sφme New Sφngs And Get Ready Fφr T)(e Next Cφncert!
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