♦ pitied by @abyssalAnarchy
Well. Ugh! Make sure to replace the wrappiings as needed. And don't oferwork yourselv iin the meantiime! ::‹ II'm sure II can clear up space iin my schedule iiv you are iin diire need ov an appoiintment.
Viine?! You saiid you're one armed! That's not viine!!!! Not iin the sliightest!
Please rest!!!! Surely your wellbeiing takes priioriity over a darn palmhusk!
Oh no!!!! Poor, poor Ordean, just what hafe you been up these past vew liights to get thiis outcome?
^Done. Give a shot, now. TERRIBLY BUILT or not, they have yet to make anythiny electronic that I don't command wholly.^
^Let me see it, dunderhead. Everythiny sold nowaniyhts is poorly made swill BUT I'll BE damned if I can't fix an elementary little yizmo.^
II'm sure thiings wiill get better, Ordean! Whiile good thiings may not last vorefer iit's the good memoriies we had ov them that matter ::›
^BECAUSE I simply must take my crown as the kiny of schmaltz. Happy wriyyliny day to one of the most fascinatiny and BEFFUDLING BASTARDS I've had BOTH the deliyht and displeasure of meetiny. Try and keep yourself alive. @abyssalAnarchy #directpostiny^
Another pleasantly not-too-efentvul niight iin the ovviice. II efen got to stock the new Candiied Stiicks /outsiide/ ov my break! II hope eferyone gets some well deserfed rest and treats too ::›
II beliiefe markets that stock Candiied Stiicks giife a diiscount on one's wriiggliing day! Or at least some ov the markets that don't hafe trolls comiing out en masse playiing loud iinstruments and vorce you to wear a siilly hat to celebrate the day....
th' warmth of th' arms that embraced you in th' pourin rain th' hands that would cradle your face with that promise of "ill never leave you alone" with noe longer reason t' hesitate, you call that name that means something onlae to you
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^If you chanye your password and then don't REMEMBER it, I'm not helpiny you.^
oe how i missed th' skae... the moons are soe... soe beau'iful
IIt iis my job and my duty to care vor those around me. That duty doesn't just stop at vriiends
That iis the least II could promiise you but II swear to you iit's a start
That's iit!!!! As soon as II clock out vor the liight II'm grabbiing hiim, all my weiighted blankets, and the purpleblood-lefel stress balls we keep iin the ovviice and makiing sure he aiin't leafiing tiill he's safe and sound. >::‹
Recently added to 'Avter-Work' Liist: -Scream iinto piillow due to iinvlux ov convusiing emotiions that makes me veel liike II hafe iinsects iin my aciid tract -Clock back iinto work
II don't know iiv efen Candiied Stiicks could help me get out ov what II stepped iin. Worst part iis II don't know iiv that's a good thiing or a bad thiing. ::≀ Gog, II'm goiing to need more covvee vor thiis miixture ov emotiions
Ack! Well. II. II just veel II see you more than the regular patiient nowaniights, iin both good and bad siituatiions. IIs that too vorward???? Most people II talk wiith are just my coworkers so II wouldn't know iiv they counted as vriiends or not....
Ah, iit was nothiing. II just had tiime avter rearrangiing my appoiintments around to get two back-to-back breaks. Though you shouldn't be chewiing on the Candiied Stiicks, IIt's bad vor your teeth! The vlafors should be safored and thought upon not just consumed vor theiir sugar!!!! II mostly jest but II'm sayiing thiis as your vriiend and your Mediiculler!
Earliier toliight, II was near the water cooler grabbiing some water siince the covvee maker had ran out(not my briightest iidea but bear wiith me) and one ov my coworkers' patiients walked up to me and asked me the darnedest thiing! Now II do know who he iis but vor the sake ov the gossiip II'm iindulgiing iin II won't name names; II beliiefe he had miistaken me vor saiid coworker although she stands a good voot abofe me. He asked and II quote, "Want to get up to some Mediicull Malpractiice later?" Now iiv thiis was any sort ov 'vliirtiing' attempt iit went riight ofer my pan, but to efen thiink vor a moment that he wanted me to /vaiil/ iin profiidiing good mediicull care tiicked me riight ovv! Save to say the water cup II had iin hand was swiivtly thrown wiith hiis vace as the target. Thankvully the Hiigher-Ups let me go wiithout efen a warniing, and II diid hear the coworker that was /actually/ assiigned to that patiient giifiing hiim an quiite earvul avterwards....
II'll deal wiith her iiv iit comes down to iit! II'd be a bad Mediiculler iiv II diidn't make sure mediicull attentiion was giifen to those that needed iit most >::‹
Goodness graciious, at thiis rate II'll hafe to see about gettiing permiissiion to place you under an obserfatiion stay to prefent more vractures....
IIt's iin the job descriiptiion to worry about others, regardless iiv they're vriiends or not. Though II wiill retract the extra dosage ov Candiied Stiicks iiv you thiink you're well enough
II veel horriible vor Ordean. II do what II can vor hiim, II only wiish II could do more. Alas, my knowledge iisn't /that/ adfanced. Maybe an extra Candiied Stiick the next tiime he comes around, though that'd probably only sate /my/ worriies....
II siincerely appreciiate the ovver but II'm afraiid that would just add more tiime to my commute. Perhaps iif they ever mofe me to a closer ovviice II'll take you up on iit ::›
Raiin iis always a pleasant background noiise to doze ovv to. II nearly dozed ovv on my break earliier because ov the droplets piitter-patteriing on the wiindows
II slept as well as II could wiith been on-call all the tiime. Though your iinquiiry iis much appreciiated, Ordean. ::›
IIt's a lot. He means well, II thiink....
Thiirst....Traps? IIv people are valliing fiictum to such ruses wiith only water as the lure then people just need to hydrate more ::≀
^Ah, that one I do recall. As much as I claim to BE uninvolved spectator to your antics, I still could not BEAR to see you... Mauled. Near dead. Lucky you I have mantis reflexes.^
**circulatoryAlchemist [CA] has gifted @sanguineGore [SG] 1x GLITTER SKIN POTION (self-replicating)** go on bestie, get your glitta on
FOUND HIM he was in the bathroom closet
II enfy your posiitiion. II dozed ovv whiile viiliing papers oferliight and awoke to see that my entiire organiizatiion system was iin shambles and my posture pole was achiing somethiing viierce
Whatefer happened to those niivty quiizzes people used to do on thiis siite? II swore they had those iin abundance a periigee ago by the looks of iit. IIt surely would giife me a better tiime kiiller than playiing more husktop soliitaiire
You rememBer you once spent a significant amount of time making a compatiBility mod for a guy just so you could have a pouchsqueakBeast mod he wanted in your gruBcraft server and you think to yourself. Took us five sweeps to Be matesprits? Five?
moi bones are crackin but oi think this is affection
Vunniily enough efen though my work schedule keeps me vaiirly busy II usually tend to make my diinner when II hafe tiime on my breaks. IIt's a good thiing II liike pot roast! ::› The gals too, II usually giife them a serfiing or two iiv they ask me
okay oi think oi think oi can talk to frogs
II thiink one ov gals at the ovviice has some experiience iin troll-chiiropractiics iiv you viind that the bones are stiill screamiing a vew hours vrom now. But iiv the screamiing persiists avter a day has passed II suggest seeiing your local mediiculler
Take Me Out To The Stick-ball Game, DestRoy Me On The Field =¡^3c
You PooR Guy =¦^(
Why R UR Bones ScReamin, Dean?
((Me: having a conversation with my moirail Them: sits on squeaky toy and derails the call))
hm
^I'm all for BEING audience to your BOUTS of madness, and shoviny my pronys down your mealchute, BUT do stay away from my molechitines??? Those NOTEBOOKS cost an entire periyree's pay.^
II hafe told the ovviice about my hunt for the miissiing vlafor and they got a laugh out of iit, thankvully not at me. II, howefer, am stiill on the prowl. II wiill search efery iinch of thiis rock(locally, II cannot travel that var due to work obliigatiions) to viind /somewhere/ that sells the vlafor. Let iit be known that II diidn't go down wiithout a scuffle lookiing vor the gosh darn 'iindiigo razzberry' vlafored Candiied Stiicks!!!! >::‹
I have done plenty of Backflips in the past. ArguaBly, I haven't done one since I was 7 sweeps old, But I'm sure I still got it. Gimme a second.
oi REALLY need to start labelling things, you cen only tell saur many shades of colours apart like oi labelled the bonehurt juice, but the amnestic en the slaur paurtion are very similar in colour, en oim also under the effects of said amnestic saur oi daurnt trust moiself to label them roight now
your-caste? ♥:-lowblood ♠:-midblood ♦:-highblood ♣:-off-color/other
@glitterTrident darl, please dont cancel your tour for me oi am foine, please have a good toime
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