@affectionConsecrated — #substance
I've got 69 cats, a drinking problem and w33d dependency. I'm now the crazy cat lady in its final form. #substance
That little shit flushed my stash. I n33d to go lock up the shop for today. #substance #aprilnormalday
Not purrticipating in highblood bullshit. Still got laid. And a wedding to plan. #dirkciple #pitchrom #substance #nsfw
We're having a sale on bazookas at Get Mewrfix Vape and W33d Co. #shamlessadvertising #substance
This hobo k33ps throwing things. From pages for that wiggly guy to rocks. Is it beclaws I told him no more fr33 samples? #substance
Belated announcement. Get Mewrfix Vape and W33d Co. is proud to announce the promotion of @peaNut to assistant meownager. He'll be taking customer complaints and dealing with the Karens and Kevins. Remember to 'get your shit and get out(tm)'. #substance #shamelessadvertising
That hobo is back in front of my shop. I guess I'll be nice fur once and share a smoke with him before I chase him off. #substance
Well, now I'm awake. I n33d a smoke to purrocess my f33d. #substance
I woke up with a hangover. And then I realised that it wasn't water I was drinking in my cereal. #substance
Have you ever had a dream. . . Of when you when. . And you. . . When you you when. . . #substance
Just lit up for the third time today. I'm slacking on my daily consumption. Anyway, what's up with you? #substance
Get Mewrfix Vape and W33d Co. is purroud to welcome @damnedDoomsday to the team. Two workers makes me meownager. The promotion is valid. Don't question it. Remember to stop buy to "get your shit and get out (tm)", #substance #shamelessadvertising
These highbloods are causing all sorts of clawnfusing f33lings. I n33d a smoke break. #substance
We're offuring a 3 for 3 sale on w33d insence. Smell like an enlightened douchebag around your friends. Only at Get Mewrfix Vape and W33d Co. "Get your shit and get out (tm)." #substance #shamelessadvertisment
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It's my pleasure to inform you all that @peaNut is now employed at Get Mewrfix Vape and W33d Co. #substance