@affectionConsecrated — #substance
Also the possums got into my inventory. They're high as balls right meow. #substance
I just woke up, had a toke, and now all I'm thinking about is #tits. #nsfw #substance
They ate my entire stock of w33d. #substance
I n33d And Yeah #substance #poolparty
I'm finna get Panda Express. #poolparty #substance
What the fuck is it with the neo Ampurras sounding like they belong on 4chan. Learn some respect. #notsovagueposting #substance #poolparty
Fuck clouds. #poolparty #substance
Meow. #poolparty #substance
@lilShitpeta Where's my smokes? They're not betw33n my #tits for my post high ritual. #nsfw #substance
A whole cycle passed. I got so high I didn't realise what time it was. #substance
I've got Jack Daniels in my coff33 and no inhibitions. Ask me anything. #substance
I woke up surrounded by opened boxes of Labubus and thr33 bottles of White Claw. What happened last night? #substance
Do you know when you and yeah #substance
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I got so high last night I #substance
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Troll Alexa, order 33 boxes of boxed wine. #substance
I'm the most human divorced of my selves I've ever s33n. This makes me the wine aunt. Except wine's too fancy. #substance
Egg Day special here at Get Mewrfix Vape and W33d Co. Specials on egg launchers and bunny shaped vapes. Remember to 'get your shit and get out(tm)'. #shamelessadertisement #substance #eggday #fuckthesetags
I've got 69 cats, a drinking problem and w33d dependency. I'm now the crazy cat lady in its final form. #substance
That little shit flushed my stash. I n33d to go lock up the shop for today. #substance #aprilnormalday
Not purrticipating in highblood bullshit. Still got laid. And a wedding to plan. #dirkciple #pitchrom #substance #nsfw
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This hobo k33ps throwing things. From pages for that wiggly guy to rocks. Is it beclaws I told him no more fr33 samples? #substance
Belated announcement. Get Mewrfix Vape and W33d Co. is proud to announce the promotion of @peaNut to assistant meownager. He'll be taking customer complaints and dealing with the Karens and Kevins. Remember to 'get your shit and get out(tm)'. #substance #shamelessadvertising
That hobo is back in front of my shop. I guess I'll be nice fur once and share a smoke with him before I chase him off. #substance
Well, now I'm awake. I n33d a smoke to purrocess my f33d. #substance
I woke up with a hangover. And then I realised that it wasn't water I was drinking in my cereal. #substance
Have you ever had a dream. . . Of when you when. . And you. . . When you you when. . . #substance
Just lit up for the third time today. I'm slacking on my daily consumption. Anyway, what's up with you? #substance
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These highbloods are causing all sorts of clawnfusing f33lings. I n33d a smoke break. #substance
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It's my pleasure to inform you all that @peaNut is now employed at Get Mewrfix Vape and W33d Co. #substance