iF UH, tAVROSTUESDAY MEANS I CAN, dO, aNYTHING I EVER DESIRED, i'D LIKE TO, oH GOG, sORRY, iM UH, gETTING, cHOICE PARALYSIS, i DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT, oH GOG, wOW, tHERES SO MANY OPTIONS,
wow that's ironic isn't it
i KNOW RIGHT, i WAS GOING TO MAKE THE JOKE MYSELF BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS, uHHH, lOW HANGING FRUIT, cAN'T CONSTANTLY MENTION THAT I'M DISABLED, oR ELSE THE DISABILITY POLICE COME TO MY HIVE AND BEAT ME OVER THE PAN WITH, rOCKS,
you baited the joke so i had to make it haha sorry if it was offensive anyway what are some things you've always wanted to do
iT WAS PROBABLY THE LEAST OFFENSIVE, tHING, iVE HEARD WITH MY UH, hEAR DUCTS, tHAT COULD HAVE BEEN SAID, aND WELL, i'VE GOT A LIST, }:) aLRIGHT, hERE WE GO, 1, bEATING SBURB, 2, nOT DYING A HORRIBLY USELESS DEATH TO THE HANDS OF MY ONLY ACTUAL ACQUAINTANCE, 3, bEING RANDOMLY GIVEN, a UH, sMOOTHIE, i JUST LIKE SMOOTHIES BUT I DONT HAVE A BLENDER }:d 4, tHERAPY, tHIS ONES A BIT WEIRD, 5, bEING SURROUNDED BY ALL THE PEOPLE OF THIS SITE AND PLAYING, fLARP WITH THEM, aLL OF THEM, aLL ONE BIG, fLARP GAME, yEAH,
okay so like a lot of that is basically unobtainable but like wanna go get smoothies
dAMN, fOILED ONCE AGAIN, bY THE UNIVERSE, yEAH, sMOOTHIES, lETS,
fuck yeah i’ll get strawberry
haha like the uh never mind this is gonna be rad