♦ pitied by @allocatedAlacrity
❥ Uოო. A littlε εოbarrassfin but it’s bεεn a ധhilε sincε I sat on soოεbubblys facε nd I kind of ოiss it!! Its naut supεr εasy 2 find suო1 abubblε 2 handlε ოy ധεight tho!! ◞‸◟ #nsfധ ｡˚○
its all jokes the rot keeps me from a lot of stuff X(
ouch. my cannopy came apart. annd a stick hit me onn the nnugbonne.
woke up in on tha ground covered in slime my cupe is a slime fall
❥ εrოო I took a picturε but noധ Iო fεεlfin insεcurε n probubbly dεfinitεly nεvεr gunna post this!! >_<" ｡˚○
❥ Iო NAUT confidεnt εnuff 2 post bulgε laധl bεധbs r thε bεst u guys gεt but anεოonεധay props 2 u guys ധho do!! ^u^" ｡˚○
(◕ ᴥ ◕) i’m gustarting to think this cooking thing is gunot for me… uehhhh (╥ ᴥ ╥) https://i.ibb.co/QhTgfjD/IMG-5681.png
(◕ ᴥ ◕) uehhhhh… something gutells me i messed up… (╥ ᴥ ╥) https://i.ibb.co/d47Mpn7j/IMG-5675.jpg
It's Originally Uninhabitable Distant From Alternia Planet Which Was Terraformed And Which Our Empress (It's Not Condy Btw) Often Used To Send Those Who Did Something She Didn't Really Like. Quite A Nice Place In General, But Hemospectrum System Here Somehow Got Broken To A Degree And No One Is Really Able To Fix It, So The Empire Decided To Close Its Eyes On It
ʚ♡ɞ THE WORLD WOULD HAVE TO GO INTO MOURNING FOR MY NAILS!!! CUZ LIKEEE!! I have been growing out my nails for MONTHS!!!! ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ WAIT STOP....YOU ARE LIKE SOOOO RIGHT!!! OMGZ!!!! Breaking a nail would be SOOOOO SCARY!!!! I think I'd likeee cry!!! ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ SIIIIGH!!! BUT LIKE...Sometimes I just wanna speed down the highway while painting my nails :((((!!! Reckless driving is like SOOO MUCH FUN!!!!!! WHY DO THEY MAKE IT ILLEGAL???? ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ I AM LIKEE SOOOOO TIRED OF GETTING TICKETS ALL THE TIMEEE!!!! JUST LET ME SPEED!!! :(((((( ʚ♡ɞ
#trollwatching guy in front of the spud-spiral stand is flirting with the register girl, he doesnt know i saw him pick his gum up from the floor when it flew out of his mouth post-bubble blowing fail 5 minutes ago ☠︎︎
.𒌐Why are people painfully beautiful𒌐.