Cookie Guroka
@candiedBeatup
ʚ♡ɞ HIIYAZ!!! ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ #PSA!!! LIKEZ LISTEN!!! I know pailing season can be liiiike SUPER HARD on lonely, ugly, people!!! BUT LIKES!!! WHYYYYYY WOULD YOU PAIL WITH SOMEONE THAT HAS BED BUGS!!! Please likez!!! Invest this energy into getting some self respect!!! #nsfw #ewwwwwww ʚ♡ɞ
i'm going to die before people know i don't have bed bugs :,)
ʚ♡ɞ HOW HAS NO BODY KULLED THE GUY GIVING HOW TO TIPS ON PICKING UP WOMEN OR WHATEVER??? HE'S LIKE??? SUCH A CREEPO??? LIKE CAN SOMEONE HIT HIM WITH A PLANE OR SOMETHING????? #violence ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ SO LIKEZ!!! Are we just gonna ignore that video of someone kulling themselves??? Am I like the only person who saw that??? #selfharm #suicide ʚ♡ɞ
no, i watc)(ed it, and its truly ent)(rallin. really, im burnin t)(e entire experience to DVD to store in my private collection. W)(AT a performance. truly p)(enomenal. and t)(e CORPS-----E! suc)( boldness.
ʚ♡ɞ LIKE OMGZ!!! LIIIIKE OMGZ!!!!!! THE CONDESCE COMMENTED ON MY POST LIIIIIKEEE HIYAAAZZZ!!!! So like....do you have a torture chamber :3????? ʚ♡ɞ
I )(ave several.
o)(? pray tell, w)(at will you do about it? it was a bounty of t)(e empire, legitimate and clear. and per)(aps, to twist your sense of justice more; t)(at troll in particlar, t)(e deceased one, ASK----ED for t)(e bounty to be )(anded back to t)(e victim s)(e was torturin before )(er final move. so, w)(at guilty party could you discern from t)(is? im quite interested in your t)(oug)(ts.
ʚ♡ɞ OMMMGGGZZZZ!!! THAT IS LIKEEE...SO ELEGANT AND AND AND AND OMGGGGG!!!!! ʚ♡ɞ
i organize t)(em well. meticulous on t)(e torture stratagem and pace. and wit)( t)(e state of t)(e art tools we )(ave on t)(e s)(ip? it literally is t)(e /bleedin edge/ of pain.
ʚ♡ɞ WOWZ...you have like...such a way with words <3 ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ GUYSS!!! GIVE ME YOUR BIGGEST HEAR ME OUTS!!!! I'll go first likez!!! Hear me out on The Condesce x33!! She can do horrific things to me in whatever torture chamber she has LOLZ!!! #suggestive ʚ♡ɞ
.....(' . ' ❀) ehm... one of the....weird robots...in my ...friends... lab... (> . > ❀)
[ >THAT IS NOT A "HEAR ME OUT" EVERYBODY KNOWS THE CONDESCE IS A VERY ATTRACTIVE LADY. ANYWAY HERE BE MINE "HEARETH ME OUT" HTTPS://IMAGES.UESP.NET/4/42/SR-NPC-HERMAEUS_MORA.JPG_ ]
ʚ♡ɞ ...can i see the robots :O?? ʚ♡ɞ
(u . u ❀) ehm.... (u . u ' ❀)
ʚ♡ɞ Is that likee...two balls in a bong??? ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ PLEEEAAAAASSSSEEEEEE!!!!!!! ʚ♡ɞ
>=>}So Uh... You KCnow The Shadowy Figures That You See Just Outside Your Vision? '-' Theyre CKinda Hot. -9-
ʚ♡ɞ SO UHMMMMM!!! LIKEZ!!!! LOLZ!!! WHERE IS MY PRIZE???? ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ ....it's not vintage juicy couture but okayz.... ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ OMGZ WAIT UR RIGHT!!!! I CAN TOATS DIY THIS INTO SOMETHINGGGG!!!! THANKIESSS!!!! ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ GUYZ!!!! SO LIKE!!!! I TOTALLY FOUND ALL 8/8 PAGES OF SLENDER MAN'S PAGES!!! But liiiiike!!! I may have turned them into a little diary so that Slendy would like stop losing them!!!! I even added a cover OMGZ SLENDY YOU'LL LOVE IT!!!! #slenderhour ʚ♡ɞ
oh thats very sweet of you ill be there soon to collect the diary and award you your prize Just stay right where you are.
ʚ♡ɞ YAYAYYYYYYYZZZ!!!! ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ OMGZZZ!!!!! GUYZ!!!! LIKE!!!! SLENDERMAN IS IN MY HIVE!!! AND HE'S LIKE!!!! COOKING A WARM WIENER???? LIKE!!! GET OUTTA HERE YOU HUNGRY HUNGRY HIVE INVADER!!!!!! FUUCKUH!!!!! ʚ♡ɞ
sorry #slenderhour is shockingly popular i needed an energy boost
ʚ♡ɞ YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A MOUTH!!! HOW DID YOU EAT THOSE??? ʚ♡ɞ
If I give you sum of my ZONe will you clean my room for me and find the rest of my fanbook pages?? PLZ!!!!
ʚ♡ɞ UHMMMM!!! LMAO!!! I CAN'T EVEN CLEAN MY OWN ROOM!!! But I am LIKEZ really good at making people disappear 4EVERZ!!!! ʚ♡ɞ
SLENDER FTW!!!! TYVM!!
The only thing I need to make disappear 4EVERZ is all this junk laying around TBH...
ʚ♡ɞ I mean likezzz!!!! You're already here so you should toats let me give you a make over!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEAASSSSSSSUHHHH!!!!! ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ LMAOZ!!! LIKE!!! WHAT WAS I ON LAST NIGHT????? GUYZ!!! Do not be worried about me I am likeeee OKAY!!! ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ Who am I? ʚ♡ɞ
Whoever You Wish To Be Your Life Is What You Make It Dear
ʚ♡ɞ But likee...what if I don't know? ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ Like IDK what if I'm just secretly a bad person and I JUST DON'T KNOW???? ʚ♡ɞ
>>>(Thoughts) (That) don't originate from (Your) own... >>>(Psyop)... >>>(Wear) protective headgear... >>>(Meditate)...
ʚ♡ɞ Meditate?? Like doing yoga and stuff??? ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ I'm feeling likeee this super weird feeling of impending guilt and like doom??? UMMM!!! I kinda likeee don't like it at all??? ʚ♡ɞ
Oh. I get that all the time. Thhey make medication that bells with it.
ʚ♡ɞ Like....edibles???? #substence ʚ♡ɞ
well yes, but also, uh. pills? I don't know what the troll slang is for it
Nno. Actually. Ththat makes it worse in my experience. Do. Ttrolls have pharmaceuticals? Psychiatrists..? #substance?
ʚ♡ɞ UMMMMMMMM!!! Yeah no I don't think we have that :/// ʚ♡ɞ
..Wwell if an edible doesn't give you the scares then I suppose there's no harm.... #substance
ʚ♡ɞ OMGZ YOU ARE SO SMART!!! I can't be lame and panicky if I'm high!!! #substance ʚ♡ɞ
Ppractice with discretion!.. Make sure there's a friend nearby.. Or... On speed-dial.....
ʚ♡ɞ OMGZ!!! LIIIIKE!!! The guy that I got paid to make a call out post on followed me!!!! OMMMMGGGGGG!!!! SO COOL!!!!! ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ HIIIIYAZ!!! SOOOO LIKE!!!! There's is this complete WERIDO!!! That I am like!!! BEING PAID TO MAKE A CALL OUT POST ON LOLZ!!!! SHOUT OUT TO CATASTROPHICGALAXY LMAOZ!!!! Anyways liiiiike @theCodakkeffect#5492 totally sucks!!! RECHIT TO GET HIM BANNED LOLZ!!!!!!! ʚ♡ɞ
⚠️𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗨𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗨𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗼𝗱 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄 𝗜𝗪𝗖⚠️ ❤️PLEASE STOP. THIS ISN'T FUNNY.❤️ ⚠️𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗨𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗨𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗼𝗱 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄 𝗜𝗪𝗖⚠️
SUFFER!!!!
ʚ♡ɞ EVERY ONE THAT I HATE WILL DIE!!!!!! ʚ♡ɞ
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Lik£, wis£ words!!! ;P
ʚ♡ɞ THANKIES BABEZ!!! ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ REAL QUESTION!!!!! Yaoi or yuri?!?!? #suggestive ʚ♡ɞ
7uri all da7 ever7 da7
ʚ♡ɞ SO TRUE!!!! ʚ♡ɞ
❥ Uოოო ധoധ thats diffincult!! I fink Iო gunna havε 2 go ധith yuri tho!! ^u^ ｡˚○
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ʚ♡ɞ I AM LIKEE SOOOOO TIRED OF GETTING TICKETS ALL THE TIMEEE!!!! JUST LET ME SPEED!!! :(((((( ʚ♡ɞ
THEY DON'T TICKET IF YOU'RE ON FRONDSTUB! OR ROLLERBL♡DE, ♡T LE♡ST! C:<3
ʚ♡ɞ SIIIIGH!!! BUT LIKE...Sometimes I just wanna speed down the highway while painting my nails :((((!!! Reckless driving is like SOOO MUCH FUN!!!!!! WHY DO THEY MAKE IT ILLEGAL???? ʚ♡ɞ
OK♡Y BUT LIKE, WH♡T IF YOU CR♡SH ♡ND MESS UP YOUR N♡ILS? TH♡T'D BE SO MUCH WORSE, THEY KIND♡ H♡VE ♡ POINT!! CX<3
꒰8 go faster so they wont catch you and thus not get a ticket, duhhhh 8꒱
ʚ♡ɞ WAAIT but like...what if they take away my car :(((??? ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ WAIT STOP....YOU ARE LIKE SOOOO RIGHT!!! OMGZ!!!! Breaking a nail would be SOOOOO SCARY!!!! I think I'd likeee cry!!! ʚ♡ɞ
IT'D BE ♡ WHOLE DIV♡ DOWN MOMENT ♡ND TH♡T WOULD M♡KE THE WHOLE WORLD ♡ LITTLE S♡D!!!! )X<3
ʚ♡ɞ THE WORLD WOULD HAVE TO GO INTO MOURNING FOR MY NAILS!!! CUZ LIKEEE!! I have been growing out my nails for MONTHS!!!! ʚ♡ɞ
꒰8 if you Like going fast then keep going faster than them aLways, then youLL aLways have a car no probLem 8꒱
ʚ♡ɞ OMGZ GUYS!!! I FOUND A PICTURE OF MY ANCESTOR!!! But like....ngl I am like SO GLAD I don't look anything like him because he's kinda ugly :/// https://i.imgur.com/kRj0wJw.png ʚ♡ɞ
finally! an ancestor wort)( a damn
ʚ♡ɞ OMGZ NO WAY!!! THE EMPRESS RESPONDED TO ME!!! HAIIII QUEEN <3 <3 ʚ♡ɞ
)(aiiiii did your ancestor do any good paintins?
ʚ♡ɞ UMMMMMMM!!! LIKEZ!!! PROBABLY!!! It would be SO cool to be related to an artist though!!! LOLZ!! ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ OMGZZ!!! LIKE LISTEN!!! I know that fight night is over but I am likeee LOWKEY thinking about signing up for the next one!!! LIKE OMGZ!!! The people from last time are SOOOOO CUTIE!!! LIKE SOOO CUTE THAT I WANNA PUNCH 'EM YA KNOW??? LOLZ!!! ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ So liiiike!!! I posted my perfume notes and it makes me wonder if anyone wants to smell me?? LIKEZ!!! I'm just being curious!! ʚ♡ɞ
== your post makes it seem... like it would be like stepping into a place they sell sweets... aside from the blood... i guess... ==
ʚ♡ɞ OMGZ!! Thankies!!!! The blood is from work :P!!! ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ OMGZ!! Liike I'm scrolling through the scentposting tag and YOU GUYS have SUCH interesting smells!! LIKE!! It's just making me wanna get those paper strips at Bath and Body Work and rub it on your skin so that I can sniff it!!! LIKE!!! What does meat and poison smell like?? What does gun smoke and vanilla smell like??? I AM SOOOOOOO CURIOUS!!! ʚ♡ɞ
Your name is Cookie.
ʚ♡ɞ And your name is Casper??? ʚ♡ɞ
Glad we're acquainted.