Cookie Guroka
@candiedBeatup
ʚ♡ɞ HIIYAZ!!! ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ ...Well wait a minute I just revealed it myself... ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ Well at least my dye job doesn't look like yours lolz!!! ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ Cuz likez!! So funny how you hate on goldbloods but you'll literally steal their colors!!! I get it girlie!!! Jealousy is reeeaaalllly nasty!!! ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ I KNOW!!! Crazy how jealousy can work so fast!!! But likez!!! If I was as unbearable as you then I would totes be jelly of other castes too!!!! ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ What could she likez?? Possibly have on me?? I've like revealed everything about myself on this website!!! Unless if its about...OOOOH NOOOOO :((!!! If she reveals the fact that I use press on nails from CVS instead of going to the salon then I AM SOOOOOO COOOKED!!!! LIKEZ!!! OH NO!!!!! CUZ I HAVE TOTES BEEN LYING TO EVERY ONE ABOUT GOING TO THE SALON EVERY WEEK FOR THAT!!!! #vaguepost ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ OMGZ!!!! PEOPLE JUST WANT TO HATE ON ME FOR NOOO REASON!!! LIKE OMGZ!! LIKEZ!! I have done NOTHING wrong in my entire liiife!!! ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ @tumblingTenet SO LIKEZ!!! Did you kill him or likeeee did YOU die??? I hope you didn't die because that would be SOOOOO SAD :((( ʚ♡ɞ
i NEEdEd time to beat him dOWN sorry for worrying you -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
ʚ♡ɞ #PSA!!! LIKEZ LISTEN!!! I know pailing season can be liiiike SUPER HARD on lonely, ugly, people!!! BUT LIKES!!! WHYYYYYY WOULD YOU PAIL WITH SOMEONE THAT HAS BED BUGS!!! Please likez!!! Invest this energy into getting some self respect!!! #nsfw #ewwwwwww ʚ♡ɞ
i'm going to die before people know i don't have bed bugs :,)
ʚ♡ɞ HOW HAS NO BODY KULLED THE GUY GIVING HOW TO TIPS ON PICKING UP WOMEN OR WHATEVER??? HE'S LIKE??? SUCH A CREEPO??? LIKE CAN SOMEONE HIT HIM WITH A PLANE OR SOMETHING????? #violence ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ SO LIKEZ!!! Are we just gonna ignore that video of someone kulling themselves??? Am I like the only person who saw that??? #selfharm #suicide ʚ♡ɞ
no, i watc)(ed it, and its truly ent)(rallin. really, im burnin t)(e entire experience to DVD to store in my private collection. W)(AT a performance. truly p)(enomenal. and t)(e CORPS-----E! suc)( boldness.
ʚ♡ɞ LIKE OMGZ!!! LIIIIKE OMGZ!!!!!! THE CONDESCE COMMENTED ON MY POST LIIIIIKEEE HIYAAAZZZ!!!! So like....do you have a torture chamber :3????? ʚ♡ɞ
o)(? pray tell, w)(at will you do about it? it was a bounty of t)(e empire, legitimate and clear. and per)(aps, to twist your sense of justice more; t)(at troll in particlar, t)(e deceased one, ASK----ED for t)(e bounty to be )(anded back to t)(e victim s)(e was torturin before )(er final move. so, w)(at guilty party could you discern from t)(is? im quite interested in your t)(oug)(ts.
ʚ♡ɞ OMMMGGGZZZZ!!! THAT IS LIKEEE...SO ELEGANT AND AND AND AND OMGGGGG!!!!! ʚ♡ɞ
i organize t)(em well. meticulous on t)(e torture stratagem and pace. and wit)( t)(e state of t)(e art tools we )(ave on t)(e s)(ip? it literally is t)(e /bleedin edge/ of pain.
ʚ♡ɞ GUYSS!!! GIVE ME YOUR BIGGEST HEAR ME OUTS!!!! I'll go first likez!!! Hear me out on The Condesce x33!! She can do horrific things to me in whatever torture chamber she has LOLZ!!! #suggestive ʚ♡ɞ
.....(' . ' ❀) ehm... one of the....weird robots...in my ...friends... lab... (> . > ❀)
[ >THAT IS NOT A "HEAR ME OUT" EVERYBODY KNOWS THE CONDESCE IS A VERY ATTRACTIVE LADY. ANYWAY HERE BE MINE "HEARETH ME OUT" HTTPS://IMAGES.UESP.NET/4/42/SR-NPC-HERMAEUS_MORA.JPG_ ]
>=>}So Uh... You KCnow The Shadowy Figures That You See Just Outside Your Vision? '-' Theyre CKinda Hot. -9-
ʚ♡ɞ SO UHMMMMM!!! LIKEZ!!!! LOLZ!!! WHERE IS MY PRIZE???? ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ OMGZ WAIT UR RIGHT!!!! I CAN TOATS DIY THIS INTO SOMETHINGGGG!!!! THANKIESSS!!!! ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ GUYZ!!!! SO LIKE!!!! I TOTALLY FOUND ALL 8/8 PAGES OF SLENDER MAN'S PAGES!!! But liiiiike!!! I may have turned them into a little diary so that Slendy would like stop losing them!!!! I even added a cover OMGZ SLENDY YOU'LL LOVE IT!!!! #slenderhour ʚ♡ɞ
oh thats very sweet of you ill be there soon to collect the diary and award you your prize Just stay right where you are.
ʚ♡ɞ OMGZZZ!!!!! GUYZ!!!! LIKE!!!! SLENDERMAN IS IN MY HIVE!!! AND HE'S LIKE!!!! COOKING A WARM WIENER???? LIKE!!! GET OUTTA HERE YOU HUNGRY HUNGRY HIVE INVADER!!!!!! FUUCKUH!!!!! ʚ♡ɞ
sorry #slenderhour is shockingly popular i needed an energy boost
If I give you sum of my ZONe will you clean my room for me and find the rest of my fanbook pages?? PLZ!!!!
ʚ♡ɞ UHMMMM!!! LMAO!!! I CAN'T EVEN CLEAN MY OWN ROOM!!! But I am LIKEZ really good at making people disappear 4EVERZ!!!! ʚ♡ɞ
The only thing I need to make disappear 4EVERZ is all this junk laying around TBH...
ʚ♡ɞ I mean likezzz!!!! You're already here so you should toats let me give you a make over!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEAASSSSSSSUHHHH!!!!! ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ LMAOZ!!! LIKE!!! WHAT WAS I ON LAST NIGHT????? GUYZ!!! Do not be worried about me I am likeeee OKAY!!! ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ Who am I? ʚ♡ɞ
Whoever You Wish To Be Your Life Is What You Make It Dear
ʚ♡ɞ Like IDK what if I'm just secretly a bad person and I JUST DON'T KNOW???? ʚ♡ɞ
>>>(Thoughts) (That) don't originate from (Your) own... >>>(Psyop)... >>>(Wear) protective headgear... >>>(Meditate)...
ʚ♡ɞ I'm feeling likeee this super weird feeling of impending guilt and like doom??? UMMM!!! I kinda likeee don't like it at all??? ʚ♡ɞ
Oh. I get that all the time. Thhey make medication that bells with it.
well yes, but also, uh. pills? I don't know what the troll slang is for it
Nno. Actually. Ththat makes it worse in my experience. Do. Ttrolls have pharmaceuticals? Psychiatrists..? #substance?
..Wwell if an edible doesn't give you the scares then I suppose there's no harm.... #substance
ʚ♡ɞ OMGZ YOU ARE SO SMART!!! I can't be lame and panicky if I'm high!!! #substance ʚ♡ɞ
Ppractice with discretion!.. Make sure there's a friend nearby.. Or... On speed-dial.....
ʚ♡ɞ OMGZ!!! LIIIIKE!!! The guy that I got paid to make a call out post on followed me!!!! OMMMMGGGGGG!!!! SO COOL!!!!! ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ HIIIIYAZ!!! SOOOO LIKE!!!! There's is this complete WERIDO!!! That I am like!!! BEING PAID TO MAKE A CALL OUT POST ON LOLZ!!!! SHOUT OUT TO CATASTROPHICGALAXY LMAOZ!!!! Anyways liiiiike @theCodakkeffect#5492 totally sucks!!! RECHIT TO GET HIM BANNED LOLZ!!!!!!! ʚ♡ɞ
⚠️𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗨𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗨𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗼𝗱 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄 𝗜𝗪𝗖⚠️ ❤️PLEASE STOP. THIS ISN'T FUNNY.❤️ ⚠️𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗨𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗨𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗼𝗱 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄 𝗜𝗪𝗖⚠️
ʚ♡ɞ EVERY ONE THAT I HATE WILL DIE!!!!!! ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ REAL QUESTION!!!!! Yaoi or yuri?!?!? #suggestive ʚ♡ɞ
❥ Uოოო ധoധ thats diffincult!! I fink Iო gunna havε 2 go ധith yuri tho!! ^u^ ｡˚○
ʚ♡ɞ I AM LIKEE SOOOOO TIRED OF GETTING TICKETS ALL THE TIMEEE!!!! JUST LET ME SPEED!!! :(((((( ʚ♡ɞ
THEY DON'T TICKET IF YOU'RE ON FRONDSTUB! OR ROLLERBL♡DE, ♡T LE♡ST! C:<3
ʚ♡ɞ SIIIIGH!!! BUT LIKE...Sometimes I just wanna speed down the highway while painting my nails :((((!!! Reckless driving is like SOOO MUCH FUN!!!!!! WHY DO THEY MAKE IT ILLEGAL???? ʚ♡ɞ
OK♡Y BUT LIKE, WH♡T IF YOU CR♡SH ♡ND MESS UP YOUR N♡ILS? TH♡T'D BE SO MUCH WORSE, THEY KIND♡ H♡VE ♡ POINT!! CX<3
꒰8 go faster so they wont catch you and thus not get a ticket, duhhhh 8꒱
ʚ♡ɞ WAIT STOP....YOU ARE LIKE SOOOO RIGHT!!! OMGZ!!!! Breaking a nail would be SOOOOO SCARY!!!! I think I'd likeee cry!!! ʚ♡ɞ
IT'D BE ♡ WHOLE DIV♡ DOWN MOMENT ♡ND TH♡T WOULD M♡KE THE WHOLE WORLD ♡ LITTLE S♡D!!!! )X<3
ʚ♡ɞ THE WORLD WOULD HAVE TO GO INTO MOURNING FOR MY NAILS!!! CUZ LIKEEE!! I have been growing out my nails for MONTHS!!!! ʚ♡ɞ
꒰8 if you Like going fast then keep going faster than them aLways, then youLL aLways have a car no probLem 8꒱