Cookie Guroka
@candiedBeatup
ʚ♡ɞ HIIYAZ!!! ʚ♡ɞ
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'd like to talk about something serious tonight. FUCKING SIKE, REAL TRAP SHIT. I REALLY DO THIS SHIT MAN. BOOFED TOP SHELF CRYSTALIZED SOPOR SO HARD I STARTED HALLUCINATING THE MIRTHFUL MUTHAFUCKING MESSIAHS THEMSELVES POURING THAT SWEET FAYGAN ELIXER DOWN MY GULLET SO PLENTIFUL THAT IT HIT MY STOMACH LIKE A GROG SHOT. WHEN I CAME TO I WAS FACE-DOWN IN A PUDDLE OF MY OWN GRUB SAUCE WITH A BEAT-ASS VIOLETBLOODED BITCH FROM THE OUTER FLEETS. NO GILLS, ONLY ONE HORN. STILL FUCKED HER ANYWAYS. GLUBBY TOPPY HAD ME SPEAKING ANCIENT ALTERNIAN BACKWARDS FOR A FORTNIGHT, THEN LIT UP A FUGU TOKE WHILE THE CAEGARS PILED UP. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHIN TO ME MAN. #nsfw #substance #serious
ʚ♡ɞ I'm in a mood today.... ʚ♡ɞ
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHAT KINDA MOOD?
ʚ♡ɞ Oooh ya know!! Likee!! YA KNOW!! Like LOLZ likeeeeeee...............ya knoowwwwww ʚ♡ɞ
Friendly reminder that trolls have two dicks https://wheals.github.io/formspring/formspring.html#question203822124295549189 #nsfw
ʚ♡ɞ I've always wanted to likee put magnets on each one and see what would happen #nsfw ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ GUYZ!!! REAL QUESTION!! Tits or ass? #nsfw ʚ♡ɞ
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BOTH, PREFERABLY SMOTHERING MY FACE. #nsfw
ʚ♡ɞ Why is every one like FREAKED OUT today?? ʚ♡ɞ
Cau23 w3 g33kin in thi2 bitch
ʚ♡ɞ GUYYZ!! SO LIKEE!! I was totally getting a free hulu subscription from this cerulean blood!! BUT LIKE!! HE FOUND OUT THAT I WAS ON HIS PLAN AND HE LIKEE TOATS BOOTED ME OFF!! That's SOOOOO not fair because now how am I going to finish watching Smallville :((((((!!! ANYWAYZ!! Can someone like...give me their Hulu log in?? PLZ!! ʚ♡ɞ
~ive got you <3
Highblood begging for cents like she don't got no sense. Cys? Kindly
I am trying to be as kind as possible, but does this game truly represent what earth looks like? Ego sum ira Domini.
ʚ♡ɞ @dumpsterTrickster SOO LIKKKE I COMPLIMENT YOU AND YOU LITERALLY HATE ON ME?? LIKE WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM??? I TOTALLY TAKE IT BACK YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE FLEAS!! ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ YOU CAN'T TELL IT TO MY FACE BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO BROKE AF TO AFFORD AN UBER TO WHERE I LIVE!!! LMAO BROKIE!!! ʚ♡ɞ
=^.-.^= @ricochayedCattle SAWYEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR KILL THIS PURP NOW SHES MEAN TO ME!!!!! that or like, get me a ride so i can beat her up I'll take that too. =^.-.^=
soo ya knoow everythin' but ya doon't knoow hoow too use the bloock buttoon?
=^.-.^= BLOCK BUTTONS DON'T WORK!!! SHE'S A PURP SHE'LL JUST MAKE AN ALT OR SOMETHIN'!!!! c'mon sawyerrrrr yer usually so up t' go purple killin' wit' me :'(((( =^.-.^=
doo yoou even knoow where she lives? oor if she's actually a purple blooood?
noow that's what i thoought, soo doon't woorry yoour pretty lil head aboout an internet stranger
ʚ♡ɞ HEYYY SO LIKE!!! Do olive bloods likee count as lowbloods or are they midbloods?? I'm likee in an argument right now!! ʚ♡ɞ
depends on wwwwho you ask. case in point ^
- You're a highblood, so I'mm not sure how to answer this... uh... do you want to win the argumment or
ʚ♡ɞ GUUUUUYSUH!!!! LOOK AT MY LABUBU!! Isn't she just SO ABORBZ!!! OMGZ I JUST WANNA BITE HER HEAD OFF AND EAT IT OMGZZZ!!! @vibaciousCataclysm ʚ♡ɞ #Substance https://i.imgur.com/pFyEiIN.jpeg
ʚ♡ɞ MY LABUBUS CAME IN THE MAIL!!! YAYYYYYZZ ʚ♡ɞ
xx CUTE??? POST PIX xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
ʚ♡ɞ IM BORED!! Tell me ur HOTTEST takes!!! ʚ♡ɞ
WHILE I LOVE BEING RACIST I ALSO THINK WOMAN OF EACH CASTE ARE BETTER THAN THE MEN