soz but the only person that can call me a foid and make it sound remotely insulting is that one eridan that still plays with legos.
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X Reminds me of the time an ampora called me an object. We did jump his ass btw. #violence x
then it’s fortunate for you that he’s too busy putting together star trek ships and calling girls mean things to actually pose a threat.
Lucky me that he 0nly kills his slaves right?
oop. i’m not that invested in his lore. no, that just means we have to, like, batter and fry him instead.
in another life id jettison you starboard side out a mercy because your flabby species is natures practical joke but i dont find it vvery funny i think its cruel that a vvastly superior life form hadnt snuffed humanity out before you pinklins had devveloped sentience wwhich you then used to paint on cavve wwalls instead a buildin megastructures like orbital rings that utilize planetary resources maybe if you wwerent a lego hatin foid you could build a dyson sphere
make sure you remember to mention that im 6'0" in your moronic biography you ruddy little pedant i am actually an inch shy a the mythical number but foids wwont read a story about a mans trials and tribulations unless he can heightmog them wwomen yearn to be heightmogged
omg, i do not hate legos. i used to play with these when i was, like, 8. https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/GAYAAOSwaTJeiZst/s-l1200.jpg maybe if you went to the club with us monday, i’d be more sympathetic to your spheres … :/
i dont havve spheres im a GUY get that frou frou domestic bee ess out a my nug legos are for BOYS i dont knoww should i you dont evven like me
i wasn’t talking about your BODY don’t be lame. tending to horses isn’t elegant, classy, and, like, really COOL. it’s not even about me!! everyone from movie night went, and u should’ve too. maybe i’d enjoy your presence more if there isn’t a movie playing for you to shit on!!