♠ hated by @amorousChanteuse
it's the least i could do after you kept begging me to sing that spandau ballet song to you. :)
Some crushes are better left as crushes. Sometimes, you only like someone because you don’t know enough about them to dislike them.
ugh...... later..
nah, it aint that kinda trick. magic is fake as hell anywvays
wvith all this scratch wvhatevwer bullshit and kidnappings and wvhatevwer else is going on, i alwvays hawve my perfect strat to fall back on: the nuh uh. its howv im still aliwve despite the clamoring horde vwith pitchforks and torches. wvell, "aliwve," but you get me
https://media.tenor.com/OcjtR8kvMp0AAAAM/the-office-dwight-schrute.gif
man, sounds like a blue boy and his, and i quote, "annoyingly cold must" would've been plenty useful right then.
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 9: terezi pyrope #musk #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl this gal is the reason the color teal givwes me a boner. a good terezi is one of the best vways a fella can spend a day, just ask lil makara. the #pyrump is it real and damn does she enjoy getting it spanked. if i see a rezi ill usually open up wvith a good slap to the ass, i alwvays get good reactions. if not that, at least take advwantage of her being blind to get a good look. like, i think she has some kinda superpowver or anything, that or half of em kinda forget theyre blind, but may as wvell try to get awvay vwith it. so vwhats her deal? paper tiger. terezis lowve to fight and they lovwe to lose. theyll talk a big game, but lay on the right compliments, the right insults, and shell be svweating. put a hand on her shoulder, her hip, maybe shell try to push you off, but dont let her. the thing about games is that they havwe rules, right? follovw the rules up until itll only take one good rule break to get you the vwin. after that, the wvorld is your oyster. or, wvell, terezi is your toy. trunkbeast in the room, terezis fuckin lowve to smell and lick stuff. ewven if she wverent blind im sure she vwould, but they say havwing one scent gone makes the other stronger. wvalk up wvith a good musk going and she might just go right into heat. tell her theyre your pheromones or something, tell her that she doesnt havwe a chance of fighting em off. shell probably still try, but vwhat youre doing here is essentially giwving her permission to lose, to givwe in. shes got a lotta pride, it might mess vwith her self-image to just giwve up of her owvn accord. offload that responsibility onto something she "cant control" and shelll givwe you a big ol dopey smile as she vwraps her arms around you and says she lowves you. nowv ewven if she aint into the vwhole scentplay biz, shell definitely be an oral addict. she can do some freaky ass things vwith that tongue. if youwve got a terezi vwhos being a bit of a brat, put her on her knees and showve her face up against the crotch of your pants and shell start babbling. get her to giwve you a proper taste and shell be hooked. you gotta get her owverstimulated enough her pan shorts out, she thinks too damn much. special shoutout to the maid cafe rezi by the wvay, real svweetheart. dont try anything though, shes my gal for novw. guess that reminds me, shes sorta the "tomboy" of the alternian trolls, for wvhatewver that means. makes it a lotta fun to dress her up all cute, shell usually get embarrassed about it. shes a smart gal and used to analyzing ewverything, you need to get her to the state wvhere shes thinking wvith her emotions, thats vwhere youll get vwhat you wvant outta her. and dont expect her to start behawving after just one good night either, theyre pretty good at playing into roles wvhen they vwanna, but then theyll laugh it off the next night. infuriating, but wve all play hard to get for a reason. the ratings: bod: i really dont knowv vwhere the #pyrump thing started, but it holds true. like yeah, vwe hawve the occasional toothpick, but otherwvise its fat asses as far as the eye can see, and i can see pretty damn far. from there its usually either pear shaped, or ovwerall short and chubby. slimthicc is uncommon here, but not unheard of. 9/10 wvariety: you can play all sorts of games wvith terezis. sure theres the musk stuff, the pheromones game, but theres regular dominance, picking at her relationship vwith her friends, taking adwvantage of her blindness, dress-up, you can do all sorts wvith this kinky broad. 10/10 ease: she wvants it but also vwants you to wvork for it. push hard enough and shell crumble, but you do gotta push. 7.5/10 personality: this is gonna be controwversial i think, but i lovwe her. shes obnoxious as hell and has an annoying vwoice, but it just makes her that much more fun to shut up. shes also the highest you can get and still feasibly say you havwe a highblood fetish, so thats fun to vwork vwith. she might make fun of you the vwhole time, but terezis are entertaining as hell 10/10 ovwerall: 9/10. vwhat a wvoman. loads of approaches, loads of awvenues, loads of potential. she cant evwen wvhine because shes a seer, she knovws vwhats coming wvhen i roll up. if any terezis wvanna hear some more in depth stuff, hit up my dms, yeah?~
gavwe up that gimmick quick huh? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/437e23d542ae.png
the only thing my tongue is swiveling over is my own bars the last thing ill do is show affection to a disgrace to an otherwise perfect piece of confection. im not about to take this from you anyways i know how you lick up on those peppermint patties like theyre your long lost lover girl chomping on a snickers with an egregious dick vein is innocent behavior compared to that kind of criminal activity.
Perhaps I'm a glutton, but if you truly need a partner... I'm always open. ;p #pailingseason
aw what! i can't believe you'd blow my cover like this!!!!!!!! #unfollowed #deletingmyaccount #hashtag
man if only SOME8ODY (meenah) wvould message me right nowv (meenah) and tell me howv great my hair looks. (meenah.) i just finished slicking it back. #fresh to death. #hair. #cute guy. #single. #meenah please let's just talk this out.
well i am not wearing them they are folded in my drawer. now who’s the perv???! the defense rests.
▼i dont even have to write these jokes anymore you do it for me▲
well i don’t know i could have walked in on anything!!! urgh.
#sinday huh..? fitting... #vwatchthisspace
▲whatever sure ill take it I guess▼ ▲pull up, think itd be way easier to talk about in person▼
#vwatchthispace
okay ii 2lept a liil better.. tiime for wwork..
I could fix them.
iit"2 wwhat wwe do..
▲thought you said you were famous, here i was thinking 5% would go further than a cheap drink▼ ▼Expected way too much▲
ᓚ₍⑅^..^₎♤
nothing bad evwer happens to the amporas
/ᐠ - ˕ -マ Ⳋ
I felt a little adventurous and took a picture of myself in my new body~
Hello.
aeneascaldarium [ac]s computer exploded!
congrats on learnin to read
would you rather i be greasy so you can 'cleanse' me as you put it in another reply?
i wwas an innocent wwingbeast before the adipose temptress come hithered me wwith her batter stick profanin my still nubile vvoww a asexuality that noww lies provverberially shattered at my feet much like this abused nooklight #nsfww #ihatewwomen #misandry #misogyny
id lowve to get into a girl like you ;) #nsfvw
[|87 :: wa;t what do you mean by st;ll?
the reAl qesust|on to Ask |s: hwo do | gt one wrt|ten About me!
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 3: jane crocker #nsfwv #nsfwve #substance #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so jane? lowve her, lovwe the aesthetic, sorta gal i could see vwearing a poodle skirt wvithout evwen being told to. but, outta the human babes, shes the one i hawve the least experience vwith. loads of the other three running around the bubbles, only a handful of these ones. wvevwe also got the big famous one on here, shes a bit of an outlier though. i hawvent gotten wvith her yet, but ill givwe you my read on her all the same. the most common type of jane i see is the ingenue. dresses cute, usually has nice, plush lips, a real shy sort vwho responds vwell to teasing. shell call you things like "buster brovwn" if you slap her ass or compliment her tits, its real cute. despite her vwhining, shes into you, she just doesnt knowv it yet. usually she doesnt evwen knovw that youre too much of a loser for her. like all life players, her bod is practically made for pailing, and it knowvs it. feel her up, get her all embarrassed, and shell be running like a faucet betvween her legs. maybe ewven from her tits too, shes the most likely of the main human babes to do that, if youre into that sorta thing. dress her up cute, hawve your vway wvith her, but dont expect much in the wvay of conwversation. second sort i see is the business babe. this is usually just a cosplay i think, a hottie in a pencil skirt vwho doesnt knowv the first thing about stocks and bonds but likes to pretend she could be a ceo. i usually mirror it back at her, act like im some billinaire playboy, the type of asshole so rich he can afford to dress casually. get this jane stuck on a bus or an elevwator vwith you and go to towvn, shell melt. vwhat shes looking for is someone to see her elevwated position and bring her crashing back dovwn to housevwife. she knowvs shes not good enough but she feels obligated to act this vway because of her upbringing. its your job to remind her wvhat shes really for: being a baby ovwen. novw if youre a troll like me you cant actually get her preggers, but talk about breeding her anyvways and shell go all googoo eyes for her. wvin vwin in my books. ill sometimes see janes vwith the tiaratop wvhatevwer too, or something close. you dont need my advwice here, theres alvways some glitch going on wvith that shit thatll let you take ovwer. just make sure to ovwerride some of those commands she gets, most important obvwiously being the stop reproduction one. another wvariant, dont havwe much experience wvith it myself, the kinda jane that carries around that lollipop like a pacifier. let her get a good lick, and then wvhatewver happens happens. a bit too caucasian for my tastes, but im newver gonna turn dowvn a babe givwing me enthusiastic consent. i should add a note for the famous jane around these parts, the one thats hawving a tête a tête wvith lil makara right novw. hawvent had a chance to get into her pantsuit yet but i havwe a fewv ideas. obwviously shes a sucker for abuse. im not saying get drunk and throwv the bottle at her, im talking classy. none of us are getting to the gamz levwel here. get in her head, mandhandle her a little, dont shovw her the respect she expects. she giwves me the wvibes of a gal vwhos just salivwating at the prospect of pushing out some vwriggling lil freaks, so keep in mind the breeding tips from before. like, ivwe stood close enough to get a vwhiff of her before (not as close as you might think!) and she smells like she vwants you personally to fix the declining birth rates on earth c. i think she must also havwe a fetish for the purple-wviolet spectrum, so do vwith that wvhat you vwill. my take? dont bother, but... hey, wvewve all got our wvhite vwhales, right? some are just vwhiter and wvhalier than others. the rating! bod: up to personal tastes, shes the chubby chasers dream. sometimes youll get a slimthicc one, wvhich is my personal fawve. i newver really see her vwith the crazy jade proportions though. 8/10 wvariety: theres a wvide spectrum of subby to pretends not to be subby, and the corpo play is a nice change of pace. the reprogammable ones are a rare treat. 7/10 ease: depends. ivwe newver had much trouble, especially vwith the dumb dress up doll types, but the corpos make you wvork for it. 7/10 personality: if you get a good one shes the perfect sandra dee. you get an annoying one, shes still fun to break dovwn. 9/10 ovwerall? 8/10. a good jane is a rare delicacy. treat that muffin top vwell enough, she might evwen go naked apron after youre done wvith her and make you some muffins. and honestly? her baking might be better than the sex, and i dont say that lightly.
simmer dowvn, ladies. don't be so harsh on yourselvwes. just drop the quarter pounder an join a fitnessblock. i'm also a personal trainer zz;) i'll get ya in the pink.
alright, i don't see anyone else talking about it, so i'm gonna take one for the team, cuz i'm such a helpless sap. the mob's gonna pillory me for this one, but they did that to troll davwid bowvie during his thin vwhite duke era too. and guess vwhat? man's still a LEGEND. yeah, i bet some of you bastards regret making such bulgenoses out of yourselvwes nowv that the guy's dead. RIP ziggy. so fat chicks. vwe gotta stop pretending they're hot, okay? ivw'e had enough of the performativwe charades. i'm tired of playing. nobody actually vwants to fuck flabby, buckets of lard vwith tits attached. there. i said it. since time immemorial men havwe nevwer found fat chicks fit. the ones vwho do are desperate. vwanna knowv vwhy cats choose to pork landvwhales? it's cuz they're easy. all you gotta do is make her feel sexy, and ugly betty vwill be vwrapped around your little finger. doesn't matter if you're lying to her fatty mcfat fat face. these girls notoriously havwe no self-esteem. nowv nook is nook. once you're inside it doesn't really matter vwhat size pants the broad vwears. you just shut your eyes and imagine prime pamela anderson. that's vwhat i do, anyvway. evwen vwhen i'm polishing the pearl, i'm still thinking about pammy vwhile i piston my spit-plastered fist vwithout abandon. vwham bam thank you ma'am. it might feel good in the moment but you gotta consider the optics. you don't vwant to be knowvn as a chubby chaser. gross. and nowv you'vwe got desperate fat sluts piling onto you, crushing you under their prodigious amounts of belly fat, begging for attention and combos. no, thank you. hard pass. that ain't the life for me. i like my girlies coke skinny. #nsfwv #nsfwve #substance
uhhh i cant really say, legally speaking
hehehe, that's you! ms. sassy cute-boots!
why would you need suggestions for yourself...?
mm...... let’2 be evviil together..
why is your personal playlist called that? that seems a little self deprecating!
o| TrY ThIs: hTtPs://yOuTu.bE/DqW4W9WgXcQ?Si=6HfSuLqWkHt2uLkL |o