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Curiosity is important. Nothin wrong with carin bout your friends lives.
concept: flarping your teammates are nowhere to be found and youre surrounded by a group of three highbloods on the opposing team "you know this pathetic loser has been pitch flirting with me, right?" the leader sneers, staring at you while the other two girls on her team laugh "seriously...? they think theyre anywhere close to your level...?" your cheeks grow hot, swinging your weapon in their direction angrily and trying to come up with a way out of this contact with the teams clouders have been cut, its like youre not even playing the game anymore "mhm, i bet if i took my bulge out right now theyd just start sucking like their life depends on it" you watch in terrified arousal and she starts to unbutton her pants lazily, the two other girls flanking her pulling out palmhusks and giggling "hm... now that i think about it, your life kind of *does* depend on it, doesnt it, y/n?" the leader mutters darkly, licking her fangs and stalking closer (tags: Reader/Kismesis, flaerping, toxic yuri, caste difference, fuck or die adjacent, degradation, humiliation, #nsfw, #violence alluded to, #nsfwe, pitchfic, budding kismesissitude, f/a, f/f/f/a, archive rating: M)
I'll allow myself a little vulnerability right now and declare: Tummy hort.
THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR PATIENCE. HERE'S THE CUCKOLD BULLSHIT. [DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR. VOLUNTARILY FEATURING @terminallyCapricious#2753] THE POSITION MIGHT BE AS EMBARRASSING FOR YOU AS IT IS FOR YOUR MATESPRIT. NO, NOT THE CLOWN UNDERNEATH YOU WITH A BRUISING GRIP ON YOUR HIPS. YOUR MATE IS THE VIOLET SITTING A FEW FEET AWAY, FULLY CLOTHED, ROUND EYES DARTING DOWN FROM YOUR FLUSHED FACE TO THE FAT PURPLE BULGE RUTTING ITSELF BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS. YOU CAN'T SEE THE EXPRESSION OF THE TROLL BEHIND YOU, BUT YOU'RE SURE HE'S GOT THE MOST INSUFFERABLE FUCKING SMILE PLASTERED OVER HIS DUMB FACE. INSTEAD, YOU WATCH ERIDAN SQUIRM IN PLACE, THIGHS SQUEEZING TOGETHER AND CLAWS DIGGING INTO THE UPHOLSTERY. "fEeLs GoOd As FuCk…" LONG FINGERS MOVE FROM YOUR HIP TO YOUR BULGE, AND YOU CAN'T HELP BUT TO BUCK UP INTO THEIR LOOSE GRIP. ERIDAN'S EYES ARE DRAWN FROM HIS MATE'S BULGE IN ANOTHER TROLL'S HAND TO A SPOT OVER YOUR SHOULDER, AND YOU CAN GUESS FROM THE SHIFT IN HIS EXPRESSION THAT GAMZEE IS HOLDING EYE CONTACT. "AiN't ThAt ShIt FeEl GoOd FoR yOu, BrOtHeR? bEsT gEt YoUr BeLiEvE oN tHaT i'Ll Be mAkInG yOu FeEl MoRe MoThErFuCkInG bLiSs ThAn ThAt LiTtLe FlUsHfLiNg Of YoUrS eVeR dId." WHATEVER YOU MEANT TO RESPOND WITH, YOUR WORDS CATCH IN YOUR CHUTE AS GAMZEE'S FINGERS DIP INTO YOUR NOOK. THE NOISE YOU MAKE IS PATHETIC, AND ERIDAN'S FINS TWITCH WHEN THEY CATCH IT. HE CAN'T KEEP HIS HAND FROM DROPPING TO HIS LAP TO PALM HIS NEGLECTED BULGE THROUGH HIS PANTS. "ShHiIiT… yOu'Re AlReAdY dRiPpInG fUcKiNg WeT. tHiS cUtE nOoK oF yOuRs Is ReAl ExCiTeD fOr SoMe GoOd PrOpEr AtTeNtIoN. yOuR iTtY bItTy MaTe JuSt IsN't EnOuGh FoR yOu, Is He? WeLl YoU dOn'T gOtTa WoRrY aBoUt ThAt NoW. i'Ll Be SuRe To KeEp YoU sOmE fRiEnDlY cOmPaNy." HIS "FRIENDLY COMPANY" FILLS YOU TO BURSTING AND KNOCKS THE BREATH OUT OF YOUR BELLOWSACS. #IMCOMING #ERIDANWEEK #RPF #ERIDANXREADER #GAMZEEXREADER #NSFW #CUCKOLDRY
delightful!
大好きだ~
How about ダーリン。。。？
I could call you something else, if you don't like it?
concept: your kismesis giving you a swift kick when you try to stumble back up onto your feet falling back to the ground with helpless wheezes, trying to push up onto all fours to crawl away they crouch down to block your path, laying their chin in their palm, a smug grin across their lips "barkbeasts dont walk on two legs, silly! bark for me and maybe ill give you a fucking treat" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, barkbeastplay, #violence, #nsfw, pitchfic, sub reader, kismesissitude, degradation, archive rating: M)
The interns have proposed a new thing I can do with this account. Would people be interested in sharing things they have received in the mail and the joy it has given them? I would be posting these as #mailMoments from this account. Pictures would be encouraged.
concept: on your knees as they sit and read your arms wrapped around their leg, crotch pressed tight to their boot as you roll your hips forward and back desperately trying to find some relief they dont even look down when you bite at their knee like an animal, they simply turn the page and pay attention to what they actually care about (tags: Reader/Anonymous, sub reader, #nsfw, boothumping, desperation, degradation, apathetic top, archive rating: E)
concept: being edged so long you literally cant stop your bulge from slipping into your own nook completely debasing yourself while you let out panicked and humiliated squeals for them to look away, struggling against the restraints on your wrists and ankles they just laugh and lean closer to watch (tags: Reader/Anonymous, Troll/Human, Troll/Troll, Troll/Carapacian, humiliation, extreme denial, degradation, pitchcoded but quad unmentioned, #nsfw, voyeurism, edging, bondage, #nsfwe just in case, archive rating, E)
concept: feeling your matesprits hands travel through the sopor to wrap around your body in your shared recuperacoon pressing their hips against you from behind, your sleepiness pulling you in and out of consciousness "you dont care if i...?" they mumble in a slow and desperate voice you shake your head tiredly, dozing back off in the comfort of the slime as you feel them spread your legs a bit wider for use (tags: Reader/Matesprit, flushfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe, soporplay, shared recuperacoon, somno, free use matespritship, archive rating: E)
OF COURSE IT'S THE STRIDERS THAT HAVE A PENCHANT FOR BEING THE MOST UNSERIOUS INDIVIDUALS ACROSS DEATH AND UNDEATH. IMAGINE IF YOU WILL. YOU ARE HATCHED, AND ARE ASSIGNED ONE OF TWO ARBITRARY ROLES, ULTIMATELY MEANINGLESS BUT WILL INFLUENCE HOW YOUR SOCIETY VIEWS YOU AND THE EXPECTATIONS YOU ARE HELD TO AND ARE FORCED TO UPHOLD. AND THAT ROLE IS CALLED A "GENDER." I AM GOING TO ASSUME YOUR THINKPAN ISN'T ROTTED ENOUGH TO NEED AN EXPLANATION OF WHAT A GENDER IS. MALE, FEMALE, AND WHATEVER ELSE. BUT FOR SIMPLICITY'S SAKE WE WILL BE TURNING OUR SORE AND STRAINED GANDERBULBS TO "MALE" AND "FEMALE." BASED ON YOUR BODY AND PERHAPS SEVERAL OTHER USELESS ARBITRARY FACTORS MEANT TO PUSH YOU FURTHER AND FURTHER INTO THE BOXES OUR SUPERIORS ARE OBSESSED WITH, IMAGINE YOU ARE ASSIGNED "FEMALE." YOU GROW UP WITH THE EXPECTATIONS AND STANDARDS LOOMING OVER YOUR NUGBONE AND FORCED INTO YOU LIKE A BRANDING IRON UPON AN ORNERY BULL. SOME INDIVIDUALS ARE FINE WITH THAT. SOME ARE NOT. ON THE OUTSIDE YOU LOOK HOW YOU ARE ASSIGNED, AND ACT AS YOU ARE EXPECTED TO. BUT ON THE INSIDE? A FEELING EATS AT THE VERY CORE OF YOUR BEING, A FEELING OF PERPETUAL FESTERING UNREST AND HATE. A FEELING THAT WANTS TO BOIL OVER, TO COVER YOUR ENTIRE STILL-STANDIMG CADAVER. A FEELING THAT YOU WISH WOULD COVER YOUR BODY LIKE A COCOON AS YOUR VERY BEING MELTS DOWN AND METAMORPHOSIZES INTO HOW THE REAL YOU SHOULD BE PERCEIVED. YOU ARE DESIGNATED "FEMALE", AND SOCIETY HAD COMDEMNED YOU TO YOUR FATE. BUT YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH YOUR DESIGNATION. IT DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT. IT MAKES YOU WANT TO CLAW YOUR GANDERBULBS OUT AND MAIM AND DISFIGURE YOUR CHITIN. YOU FEEL YOU WERE MEANT TO HAVE THE DESIGNATION OF "MALE" IN THE DEEPEST DARKEST CORE OF YOUR BEING, FORCED TO TAKE YOUR OWN TWO PRONGS TO MAKE YOUR OUTSIDE MATCH YOUR INSIDE. IN LAYTROLL'S TERMS. "TRANS" IS SHORT FOR "TRANSGENDER." YOU ARE BORN AND ASSIGNED ONE WAY, BUT FEEL AND IDENTIFY AS THE OTHER. ANY QUESTIONS?
— Maybe if I dig a hole and bury myself in mud I can pretend all is fine.
https://i.imgur.com/lhS4KhR.png 🎲ℂ𝕆ℝ𝔻𝕀𝔸𝕃 𝕄𝕆𝕊𝕋 𝕊𝔸𝕃𝕌𝕋𝔸𝕋𝕀𝕆ℕ𝕊, 𝔸𝔻𝕍𝔼ℕ𝕋𝔼ℝℝ𝕆ℝ𝕊! 🎲 ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < My name is GYGAAX BHILDR! And I will be your guide on your quest. - I am a level 11 CHAOTIC GOOD OLIVEBLOODED CLERIC with PROFICIENCY in the following skills and/or abilities: Performance, Laughcrobatics, Medisassination, Denature, Insight, Constitution Saving Throws, Wisdom Saving Throws, "Palling Around", Clinical Psychology, FLARP, and Roleplay! ⚔️🛡️𝕃𝕆𝕆𝕂𝕀ℕ𝔾 𝔽𝕆ℝ 𝔸 ℙ𝔸ℝ𝕋𝕐? 🏹 🗡️ Be it of one, or two, or three, or more!!! I'm able to handle come one, come all! - Interpersonal quadrant resolution sparring! - Duels "TO THE DEATH" of your insecurities! - And much, much more! Inquire today, and don't be shy! I'm always one of many an outwardly lookin' eye!
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https://i.imgur.com/0f1ik3n.png @fondlyRegarding #slickart
"#eridanweek day 1: flush*/pale" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Eridan Ampora/Reader, flushfic, chitfic, a walk on the beach, chittr mention, fluff, tsundere!eridan, #imcoming, writing prompt, archive rating: G) eridan had called you here to meet by the shore it was a strange thing! he was usually quite dismissive of your extended attempts at friendships, liking his chittr posts and commenting on what you could he didnt always reply, but he was always sending a like your way regardless there was always a flutter in your blood pusher when that notification appeared in your inbox the dm was unexpected but accepted nonetheless you gave a small wave and a happy smile when he approached, his eyes low and a nasty little grimace on his face "oh... is something wrong?" you asked, feeling nervousness begin to rise "wwhat? no nothins wwrong" he responded plainly with fluttering fins, brushing his fingers through his hair and purposefully avoiding looking at you you walk along the shore getting to know more about each other he says that hed been admiring your brash nature online, that he enjoyed the way you spoke your mind and cared little for the disagreements in your replies seemingly out of nowhere, the thick acidic scent of rain fills your senses, and droplets of slightly stinging rain begin to pour down on the two of you you feel eridan move in a bit closer, reaching for his cape and slowly arching an arm over you to protect you from the rain you bring your gaze up to ask him what he was doing, but you realize he was already looking at you red hearts held within wide eyes, cheeks flushed a deep violet, nothing but admiration on his sharp features he immediately flicks his face away with closed eyes and a tight frown to pretend he hadnt been caught as you continue to walk protected by his cape, flushed feelings swim between the two of you "i had a fine time but i wwould havve preferred it hadnt started fuckin rainin" "maybe next time we could hang out at my place?" you ask sheepishly "yeah wwhatevver maybe" you cant wait for the next notification notes: my eridan is quite sweet and gentle but i understand there are many different eridans so this is my take on a tsundere!eridan happy #eridanweek #imcoming
i cant wait to read it thank you so much for joining me and sharing in this #eridanweek with me #imcoming 0///v///0
IN ORDER TO KEEP UP WITH A MUCH TIGHTER #ERIDANWEEK TIMELINE THAN ORIGINALLY ANTICIPATED, I AM PUSHING BACK MY REVIEW OF “MIDNIGHT RAIN” TO PARTICIPATE IN THE WRITING CHALLENGE. AS DEEPLY TALENTED AS @archiveAddict IS, I CANNOT IN GOOD CONSCIENCE ALLOW HER TO CARRY THE WHOLE EVENT ON HER SHOULDERS ALONE. THE PROMPT I PICKED WAS “PALE.” DUE TO CHARACTER RESTRICTIONS, MY SUBMISSION WILL BE POSTED IN TWO PARTS. #IMCOMING
[PART ONE] YOU SQUEEZE YOUR GANDERBULBS SHUT, TRYING TO BLINK AWAY THE TEARS BLURRING YOUR VISION. YOU HATE THAT YOU CRY WHEN YOU’RE ANGRY. YOUR BULBS STING FROM THE SALT, AND YOUR WHOLE FACE BURNS FEVERISHLY HOT. YOU DON’T WANT ANYONE TO SEE YOU LIKE THIS, SO YOU HOLE YOURSELF AWAY IN A FAR CORNER OF YOUR UNLIT RESPITEBLOCK. NOT LIKE ANYONE IS COMING TO FIND YOU. NOT AFTER HOW YOU KILLED EVERYONE’S MOOD AND STORMED OFF. STILL, YOU’RE HALF BURIED IN YOUR MOST COMFORTING PILE IN SOME DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO HIDE YOUR SHAME FROM THE WORLD. YOU DON’T SEE THE VERTICAL SLICE OF OFFENDING LIGHT VIOLATE YOUR SAFE HAVEN AS IT SLOWLY GROWS AND QUICKLY SHRINKS, BUT YOU DO HEAR THE CLICK OF YOUR DOOR RETURNING TO ITS RIGHTFULLY SHUT STATE AFTERWARD. INSTINCTIVELY, YOU SHRINK IN ON YOURSELF. IF YOU HAD WANTED TO BE FOUND, YOU WOULDN’T BE HIDING. AS YOUR INTRUDER’S STEPS DRAW CLOSER, YOU CAN FEEL YOURSELF BRISTLING, ANGER COILING UP TIGHTLY, READY TO LASH OUT VIOLENTLY AT ANY SECOND. “are you really hidin after all that?” HIS TONE FALLS SOMEWHERE BETWEEN ANNOYED AND CONCERNED, BUT IT MELTS ALL YOUR TENSION AWAY IMMEDIATELY. YOU LIFT YOURSELF JUST SLIGHTLY OUT OF YOUR PILES SWEET EMBRACE TO TURN YOUR WATERY GAZE ONTO YOUR MOIRAIL. IF ANYONE WAS GOING TO SEE YOU LIKE THIS, AT LEAST IT WAS HIM. #IMCOMING #ERIDANWEEK #RPF #ERIDANXREADER #PALEROMANCE
THANK YOU. I WOULD ALMOST GO SO FAR AS TO CALL PALEROM MY SPECIALTY, BUT THAT WOULD IMPLY A LESSER PROFICIENCY WITH THE OTHER THREE QUADRANTS. I AM SIMPLY VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT ALL TYPES OF ROMANCE.
people dont write palerom enough this was so so so refreshing and i loved your take on eridan here YOURE BETTER NOW THAT HES HERE, BUT YOU DONT TELL HIM THAT. YOU JUST NOD. "good" i am obsessed with how we can tell we the reader and eridan have been moirails for so long that he doesnt need to press us for more information to make sure he just sees our emotions and knows that its time to pet our hair and give us pale comfort that really made me smile 0v0 KUDOS! ❤︎
[PART TWO] THERE’S ROOM ENOUGH IN THE PILE FOR BOTH OF YOU, BUT JUST BARELY. EVERY SPOT WHERE HIS BODY IS PRESSED TO YOUR OWN FEELS COMFORTING AND COOL, SOOTHING THE HEAT THAT HAD BUILT UP JUST UNDER YOUR SKIN. YOU RESIST THE URGE TO PRESS YOUR BURNING CHEEK TO HIS CHEST. YOU’VE ALREADY DEBASED YOURSELF ENOUGH TONIGHT. “you really shouldnt a run off like that" "WHAT, YOU WANTED ME TO DIG MY HEELS INTO THE GROUND AND DRAG EVERYONE INTO ANOTHER HALF HOUR OF POINTLESS BACK AND FORTH?" "but you wwerent evven wwrong though and you wwould havve heard me tell them as much if youd stayed" YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO THAT, BUT HE SEEMS TO BE ABLE TO HEAR HOW LOUDLY YOU'RE THINKING. "if cant trust me to havve your back then wwhat am i supposed to do you didnt evven come to me yourself i had to come find you" HE'S RIGHT, AND OF COURSE HE KNOWS HE'S RIGHT. "I'M SOR–" "stop i didnt come to get an apology from you i came to make sure youre okay" YOUR TEETH DIG INTO YOUR LIP AS HIS COOL FINGERS WIPE AT YOUR WET CHEEKS. "so are you okay" YOU'RE BETTER NOW THAT HE'S HERE, BUT YOU DON'T TELL HIM THAT. YOU JUST NOD. "good" YOUR EXHAUSTED PAN STARTS TO SLOW AS YOUR MOIRAILS FINGERS COMB THROUGH YOUR HAIR IN CALM, SHORT STROKES. YOUR EYELASHES ARE STILL DAMP, BUT YOUR CHEEKS ARE MORE OR LESS DRY WHEN YOU FINALLY SUCCUMB TO THE URGE TO REST THEM AGAINST HIS CHEST. THE STEADY PUMPING OF HIS PUSHER LULLS YOU THE REST OF THE WAY TO SLEEP. #IMCOMING #ERIDANWEEK #RPF #ERIDANXREADER #PALEROMANCE
does green and red go well together i dont want to look stupid in this new dress and im not very good with clothing or style or really anything like that (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, its very pretty but i dont know if it clashes im really bad at this stuff i have like one outfit, archive rating: G)
CHITTR SHADY FACT #43 • “some people only see moiraillegience as a stepping stone to matespritship and it SHOWS. concupiscent quads aren’t the only ones that matter just because you get vaporized if you don’t fill them.”
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CHITTR SHADY FACT #40 • “i think pitchbaiting is entertaining. i like to see other trolls get all riled up. it makes me laugh.”
Loggin in an findin lotsa black shells followin me with their descriptors bein "Dont talk to me if youre a frog." Well which is it then. Make up yer mind.
i think if i was a human boy i would have dark hair kept at my shoulders with piercing eyes but i usually keep them down and avoid people because im very nervous being a transfer student to the college im going to until one day i bump into a large human boy on campus he stops a football from hitting me by catching it hes very sweaty because he was playing and he looks at me and he says “you good?” and i just nod and from there we start growing closer and i start going to his games and he invites me to his dorm and i meet his girlfriend and his other friends and one time he invites me over but theres no one else there so im a bit nervous and he lays in his bed on his palmhusk scrolling with one arm above his head he has a tank top on and i sit awkwardly at the end of the bed silently until he starts showing me unfunny photos but i smile anyways because they seem to make him laugh and thats enough for me and when its time for me to leave he tosses me a hoodie because it got chilly outside so i say “thanks” and start walking going over every second of the hang out in my head and thinking about his girlfriend and then thinking about his smile and i lock myself in my dorm room and pathetically press my face into his hoodie while i take the edge off like a sweaty loser freak before looking down at the mess i made on my hand and letting apathy win instead of crying about it before taking a shower and sitting down in the tub to let the water run over me from above like rain (tags: im not quite sure actually, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
(( I've been roleplaying eggs for at LEAST 11 years now. That's terrifying to think about. I only know that because I've been a trans woman for 10 years since January and I'm pretty sure I wasn't yet when I picked this guy up. Sometimes I just want to be a lesbian on main but my main is A MAN !!! Ugh. I finally had to make a troll oc for me to be gay through. Here's to another decade of being gay and cringe I guess, lol ♡◇♧♤
(( Purifying you of your Instagram use by replacing it with chittr.
concept: getting on top of your matesprit and forcing their arms up over their head "wait! no! i havent hit the ablution trap tonight yet!" they cry out through laughter, kicking their feet and squirming pressing your nose up against their underarm before gliding a long lap of your tongue upwards "youre such a freak!" they sputter in shock, cheeks flushing a brighter hue (tags: Reader/Matesprit, flushfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe just in case, scentplay, armpit stuff, archive rating: M)
NO OFFENSE BUT SOMETHING I NOTICED. IF YA DON'T GOT YA QUADS LISTED IN YER PROFILE DON'T BE MADE WHEN I GET IN YER DMS ASKING FER A TREAT. THIS AIN'T AT ANYONE I LIKE. APPLIES TO YOU WEIRD CHARM FUCKERS AND HUMIES TOO.
BEST PART OF THIS SITE IS THE WOMEN. AND THE MEN. THEY DON'T CALL ME HEARTS FER NOTHING THE WAY IM IN HER BOXCARS. OR HIS. #NSFW
Can you imagine if companies got a hold of paraphilias in their marketing? Not merely sex sells. Unusual sex sells. Shoes from a shoe store that makes shoes you want to fuck. Really slip into. Elevators that take you to the top of billboards where the gigantic employees are shoulder height, fully nude, and winking at you. Taglines on social media feeds like "#INCEST FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY"! #NSFW #SociologyPosting #Paraphilias #Incest #Macrophilia #Exhibitationism #Podophilia #Fetishism #CapitalistHellScape
I will admit, though I am granted near-omniscience by nature, the further the timeline moves past the completion of my purpose the darker my vision grows. Such is also true of other timelines and universes marked by my other charming selves. Normally this is no concern of mine, all that I need to know is what is necessary for the summoning of my Lord. Still, this website offers a unique opportunity to expand my gaze and illuminate the darkest of pockets. And, to use a phrase that I rarely am given a chance to: I wonder what I will discover. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
(^･ω･^) < GRINDING HARD ON THESE SHIPCOURSE DRAWINGS!!! #shipcourse #art #ihatedrawinghair!!!
woke nursery rhymes be like it/ze/bit/xe spider
the harness makes his spheres look so good you dont understand he wears tight shirts on purpose i know it i know it and the black on black pinstriped pants that fit so good he knows how to dress and he ignores me a lot but thats just because hes a working man he smelled like latex last time i got the chance to see him but thats was so long ago i wonder what he smells like now his last photoshoot with him leaning back in the chair the one where hes smoking i literally had to order a second edition because i got blood all over the first one (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, clothing fetish, suit fetish, his spheres i, kyaaa, archive rating: M)
Maybe I should try doing video essays. Is this a good 'video essayist' pose? Do I look like I could ramble vor an extended period ov time on a specivic subject? Y/N? https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/c48v65811ab9.png
Oh. https://i.imgur.com/9lZFqYf.png #NSFW #ClinicalPsychologyPosting #Seen
haha youre welcome man enjoy
heres the piece for the winner @amorousFortune congrats look at this guy i think hes neat ((may this fandom flourish forevermore... expect another raffle tonight! thank you all for interacting and participating c: )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8cff02f88006.png
IS SHE OKAY? IF THERES HOOKS INVOLVED SHE COULD BE HURT AND IF SHES HURT WERE ALL SCREWED... EXCEPT MAYBE CLOVER CLOVER WOULD BE OKAY
I think some introductions are a little overdue aren't they? Call me Cabbie, The Felt's all-round chauffeur and general handyman. I air on the side of politeness, but Surreptitious is my name for a reason. Need a getaway? Be there in five. Got a body to dump? Trunk's got space. Need someone to help you carry in the weekly costco run? I do that too! Give me a call, you know where to find me, just hope you don't mind the smell of smoke.
RANKMAID. IF YOU ARE READING THIS. PLEASE LET ME CLEAN YOUR ROOM. I LOVE YOUR WORK RANKMAID.
god bless the rankmaid, am i right?
RANKMAID MAKES ME FEEL THINGS. I HAVE NEVER FELT BEFORE. OFTEN. I HAVE MADE OUT. TOPLESS. AT THE CLOWN RAVE. WITH SOME USELESS BROAD. FOR THE CHEERS AND SCREAMS. OF THE ADORING PUBLIC. BUT NEVER BEFORE. HAVE I FELT. RESPECT. ADMIRATION. EVEN LUST. FOR THE ROTTEN MIND. OF A FELLOW TWISTED BITCH. IN A WAY. THAT IS NOT MOTIVATED. BY MALE ATTENTION. @ARCHIVEADDICT HOW DO YOU FEEL. ABOUT #NSFW #FEMSLASH.
SHAME DOES NOT WORK ON ME ANYMORE.
She even got the cologne right, I'm so tickled.
"behind closet doors" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Crowbar/Diamonds Droog, hidden sex, #nsfw, #violence, pitchfling, pitchfic, dont get caught, thats what youre for diamonds, top vs top, m/m, archive rating: E) summary: droog and seven mysteriously go missing during a party multiple anonymous requesters droogs lips travelled up crowbars neck feverishly, their bodies crushed tightly to one another in the small manor closet he huffed out a trembling groan between soft inhales, memorizing allspice and sandalwood clinging to number 7s fuzz "i dont have much time," droog mumbled quickly, hands working at the bright green belt that kept crowbar away from him "you never needed that much time before," crowbar groaned with a frustrating laugh, earning a rough shove from droog that sent the felt member slamming into the wall their lips crashed together in a hasty dance, crowbar letting out a small hiss of approval from his gills towards the sound of rustling fabric and the feeling of droogs hands reaching down between their middles "are you even listening to me? i know you have difficulty understanding directions, so ill say it slow: *turn around,*" droog said impatiently, pulling back a bridge of sticky saliva still connected to the thickness of sevens pale tongue as the kiss broke "fuck you mean turn around? *you* turn your ass around," seven shoved back, causing droogs body to freeze and his gaze to tear upwards "what did you just say?" the sounds in the closet turned from hushed moans to rabid barks, fragile items stored away with them shattering on the ground and being knocked over a few punches later, droog was on the ground with his body forced downwards a cheek pressed hard into the well-polished marble by a bright green hand on the back of his head, droogs knees holding his lower half up to meet perfectly with crowbars hips he felt a clothed grind and just near bit his own tongue off droog needed a cigarette "stopped fighting so soon, must wanna take it tonight," seven muttered smugly, bright red staining his mouth as his other hand drew droogs hips tighter to his front "go fuck yourself," droog snarled back, vision flashing white as he received a sharp crack to the back of the head "thats what youre for, diamonds" droog really needed a fucking cigarette ◆7◆ clovers adorable little body skidded to a stop hed been sent out to find just where seven scurried off to! the boss wanted everyone at the party to be on their best behaviors, and skulking around was certainly not best behavior "seven! are you in there? youre needed back at the party pronto!" clover called out curiously, knocking on the door a shaking voice called out from the other side "yeah, yeah i-im... fucking... c-cu–... coming." 7◆7 notes: kyaaa the party was so fun! im so glad i was able to go and i hope another is hosted soon! chitfic unrelated
|| OOC MUSE INFORMATION || • doomed timeline crowbar, who is the last remaining of his original crew • he continues to exist outside the normal doom-loop via temporal shenanigans • often lurking or taking up residence in other felt manor instances • a bit more quiet, reserved, and solemn || OOC MUN INFORMATION || • DMs are always open • please feel free to DM me OOC about anything as well! • open to shipping but please communicate OOC first
concept: "hehe what are we doing on the operating table?" ( tags: Reader/Anonymous, #nsfw, #nsfwe, medicalplay, and all the things your pan jumped to reading that quote, archive rating: M )
concept: your fingers tracing the seams of his suit, slow and deliberate, feeling the way his breath hitches as you drag your nails down the crisp lapel over the taut fabric of his waistcoat, the sharp line of his tie he whimpers when you pause at his collar, when you grip the knot and pull, just enough to make him arch into your touch with a pathetic expression on his face his belt is loud as you begin to unbuckle it while he nods his head desperately (tags: Reader/Suited Man, #nsfw, power dynamics, touching, whimpering, sigh, clothing fetish, archive rating: M)
concept: an unlit cigarette dangling from your lips, tiredly glancing over to the person smoking beside you "cmere doll" leaning in to kiss the tips of your cigarettes together, the humming pleasure of the smoke filling your lungs as you meet their eyes (tags: Reader/Anonymous, cigarettes, #substance, smoking, cigarette kiss, #nsfw, archive rating: T)
10k kult! thanks for reading my work and hopefully enjoying it! 0v0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, Rankmaid-sensei, hhh, i need another cigarette, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e868b9d5e00a.png
waking up -0- hello chittr! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #substance, evening meal, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0576baa3298d.jpeg
i already do this it is most likely the only thing that allows me to move through public spaces without breaking down
when you go out make fanfiction in your head of the trolls you see might help
Hmmm, that's right. Make me a cure to my woes~! You're so fucking sweet, babycakes.
mmgiuhgnighti raaingd ighribjkn
NEVER LET IT BE SAID THAT I AM NOT A MAN OF THE PEOPLE. WE WILL BE STARTING THIS ACCOUNT OFF DEMOCRATICALLY. IN THE COMING WIPES, I WILL BE REREADING AND REVIEWING A SELECTION OF HUMAN ROMANCE FROM MY DECENTLY SIZABLE PERSONAL COLLECTION. SOME WILL BE PASSABLY DECENT. SOME MAY BE HYSTERICALLY BAD. WITH EVEN A MODICUM OF LUCK, THIS SONG AND DANCE WILL RESULT IN A DEEPER UNDERSTANDING OF THE COMPLEXITY OF HUMAN COURTSHIP AND SEXUALITY FOR ANY TROLL WHO GIVES ENOUGH OF A FUCK TO MAKE A HALF-ASSED EFFORT TO LEARN. HUMANS CAN FOLLOW ALONG TOO, I GUESS. IF AT LEAST ONE OF YOU HAS A LIFE CHANGING REVELATION ABOUT HOW POORLY YOU'VE HANDLED CONCUPISCENT RELATIONSHIPS AS A SPECIES THEN WE CAN CONSIDER THIS UNDERTAKING TO BE A RESOUNDING SUCCESS. I WILL BE COVERING ALL THREE BOOKS PICTURED BELOW IN DUE TIME, BUT YOU, YES YOU READING THIS, CAN SET PRIORITY ORDER BY TELLING ME WHICH OF THESE STORIES YOU'D LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT FIRST. OR DON'T. I'M GOING TO BE POSTING MY HIGHLY CORRECT TAKES WHETHER YOU ASK FOR IT OR NOT. I'M JUST BEING NICE BY GIVING YOU A CHANCE TO CHOOSE THE ORDER OF OPERATIONS. THE TITLES TO CHOOSE FROM TONIGHT INCLUDE: "MIDNIGHT RAIN", "HYPERVENTILATION", AND "HAPPY CRAPPY LIFE". #LITERATURE #BOOKREVIEWS https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/28/IMG_8649.jpeg
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flavored mineral water is bullshit dont ever come to me like hey dave you want a la croix are you out of your mind
pparties are very frightening but i am so lucky (hehe) that my good friend clover is here with me #teatime
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getting the shit beat out of you after being chased in the woods like youre prey is the best form of foreplay , , , #nsfw #dubcon #picunrelated https://i.imgur.com/yyenNEH.png
>([@gigantisDebilitation your s’mores have been delivered.] https://i.postimg.cc/vTHpvw07/IMG-2151.gif]
"NOW --- You may be thinking. 'Argyri, you'v been walking vor a pretty long time. Are you evr going to vind someone to harass?' And to that I say. I SAID 'ONLY TIME WILL TELL.' Besides, look! Ovr there! I think there's a tall shadowy-looking vigure! Let's go talk to them! ---Hyeellooo, mysteriously tall troll. Might I ask what you're doing out here in the middle ov nowhere?" ( Ov course, the would-be target ov Argyri's harassment only gets to breathe into the mic bevore Argyri is gone, leaving their lusus-slash-tripod behind. Because that's scary. (i hope these are in the right order)) @murdererHonkhonk https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/d7547040ad0a.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/bc5v19e0e29c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/45ad89175cb8.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/37a44783285d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/3vc5ee18d6e7.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/86c536v3d816.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/8799cc2eevdd.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/02bv9c467689.png
rabbit trying to avoid paying taxes by hiding his shop: "see? no bunny business!"
tØ the felt. there are baked gØØds in the chartreuse kitchen. they turned Øut Økay. clØver helped.
---------- This is an adult Dirk Strider where I pick and choose shit from the epilogues to be canon to him and make up a few of my own. Ok? Ok I love Dirk Strider ----------
https://64.media.tumblr.com/e6ba487a25e7c3cb15e4cbe70d6270d8/0650f65d399f4813-7a/s1280x1920/d7322a2fec5bd3e0138f204da58daae0daded702.jpg I'm heading out. Fuck it.
My, my. I must admit, even I can appreciate a… *thoroughly enthusiastic* reception. Your adulation has not gone unnoticed. In fact, it has been catalogued, appreciated, and, where appropriate, of course, quietly anticipated. You have all performed exactly as one might hope. For those of you seeking a more… *direct* line of communication, I will extend a small courtesy. My direct messages are, as you would say, open. I do find that more private channels tend to produce far more… *interesting* outcomes. Do take care when you reach out, of course. One never quite knows what sort of conversation they are truly beginning.
putting myself <>n d<> n<>t disturb f<>r a bit! ;) @mercurialG<>repriest https://cdn.imgchest.c<>m/files/63c8b06c0fbe.png
another day waking up loving being alive and the human condition and believing that everyone has the strength to care for other people if they only try
GETTIN TO KNOW A GOOD LIL CRAB. boy's learnin how to be a good motherfuckin toy. #nsfw @carcinoGeneticist#9890 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1936434cd3a6.webp
Currently thinking about my distain for gift giving. Or rather, the way I seem to view it as a challenge or competition. Dave picked me up some little trinket at the store the other day, a cat charm, and the scorn of it being cutesy and undermining my serious and un-childlike demeanor bothered me to the point I spent the past few days getting him a gift that could be seen as equally if not twice as much scornful as well as more expensive and heartfelt so he knows I put in more effort than him, while still acting like I did not. Imagine my surprise when he seems genuinely happy about it and then hangs it up in his room. At first my mind told me he was attempting to insult me, but I realize there have been no counter attacks yet. I think I need to reevaluate how I view these things.
I'M HITTING ALL THE BUTTONS. THAT I POSSIBLY CAN. BECAUSE THERE'S NO CHARM REACTS. ON THIS PIECE OF SHIT. #NOCHARMSATTACHED #HEEHEE #HAAHAA
𝄞 talking ab♡ut my babygirl earlier made me wanna p♡st her <3 𝄂 𝄞 this is my carniv♡r♡us stellathyrsus named valeri! 𝄂 𝄞 i have ♡ther plants but she's l♡wkey my fave l♡l 𝄂 𝄞 https://i.imgur.c♡m/JLF9AbV.gif 𝄂
i got hate for it so im sahring it here a sheep/wolf sex scene liek, da dynamic itself it hawt #nsfw #fearplay #primalplay #ifyousquint
Have some #notpiss posting to cleanse your timeline. https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/1321/sample_c252ae37b34aa741cb786a38fa17e5c40b0b4083.jpg?1371506 #nsfw
What what what?
OOC Posts for y'all that found me! Hi, I'm MJ (transmasc, USA, 35) and Kankri is a toxic AF SJW. If you find his arguments frustrating, insulting and pompous, that is largely the intention and he will likely never apologize if you catch him in the middle of insulting your character. That said, he's built for arguing and if you actually manage to get him to be your friend, he'll use this skill for your... slight benefit. I'll make a proper OOC page soon, hopefully. Thanks for welcoming me so warmly.
:o) Kneeling before you, chin tilted upwards to meet your eyes :o) My wrists are bound, a growl in my throat as you push your boot down onto my neck :o) You force my gaze downards, head bowed for you. :o) You'll have to tame this beast before I obey. #nsfw #bondage #petplay
Much appreciated, Clo\/\/er.
thr mobile site is havging a fucking storoke rn
A Sur\/\/i\/\/or's Treatise on Clo\/\/\/\/n Cultists Penned by the Orphaner Dualscar, Recently Re\/\/i\/\/ed, and peer re\/\/ie\/\/\/\/ed by The Grand Highblood. Listen \/\/\/\/ell, ye \/\/\/\/helps. Ye d'not just e\/\/er stumble 'pon Clo\/\/\/\/n Cultists. Y're noticed by'them first. De\/\/otees o' th' Mirthful Messiahs an' fairly dangerous despite their open buffoonery. Per th'request o' th'Grand Highblood, I \/\/\/\/ould like t'make a disclaimer that not all o'th'follo\/\/\/\/ers b'imbibin' on narcotics. Though, I stress y'should smell fer it. Like a rabid barkbeast. 1. Identifiers b'listed as such: Purple Blood, or similarly High Blood. Face Paint Resemblin' Cracked Mirth Masks o' Old. Speech Patterns oscillatin' bet\/\/\/\/een \/\/acant, serene, an' zealous. Often th'stench o' Sopor or other Religious Mediums. If y'are greeted as Brother, 'Motherfucker', or \/\/\/\/orse, just laughin' then ye'\/\/e already gotten int' their strikin' distance. 2. Understandin' th'Religion. Clo\/\/\/\/n Cultists belie\/\/e in the Sacred Mirth: \/\/iolence is Comedy. Yer death is a punchline in their sick joke. Di\/\/ine Subjugation texts demand ALL must kneel t'their Miracles \/\/\/\/it' the Empress as the exception per their treaty. The Mirthful Messiahs themsel\/\/es. Some think th'be Cherubs, some Horrorterrors. Some T\/\/\/\/in, Some Many. D'not challenge this if y'\/\/alue yer pan bein' in yer cranium. 3. Immediate Response Protocol \/\/\/\/hen Encounterin' th'clo\/\/\/\/ns, here's \/\/\/\/hatchye must d'. Do not engage in dialogue. They'll con\/\/ert y', confuse ye, or e'en pro\/\/oke y' t'get ye t'death. Assess their Blood Color an' Status. Cull Lo\/\/\/\/blood Cultists, run from the Highblood Leaders. Creatin' Distance is important fer they prefer impro\/\/ised blunt \/\/\/\/eapons. Th'b'unpredictable an' quick. D'not Prolong any combat! If y'can cull'm, do'it. D'not enjoy it. D'not toy \/\/\/\/it'em. Because they are doin' th'same. 4. List O' Not T'Dos! D'not Laugh \/\/\/\/ITH them. That is submission. D'not CONSUME SOPOR. It leads y't'them. D'not UNDERESTIMATE THEM. It'll in\/\/ite y't'yer cullin'. D'not attempt QUADRANTS \/\/\/\/IT'EM. Their effection is mutilation alongisde de\/\/otion. 5. Highblood Authority. Under th'empire, Subjugglators are instruments of terror. The Empress does not control them, only aims them. No pleas or po\/\/\/\/ers from anyone but yerself can help y'\/\/\/\/it' them. 6. My Personal Account as a \/\/\/\/arnin'. In m'time, I'\/\/e crossed blade'n'pistol'n'cannons \/\/\/\/it' pirates, rebels, creatures older than th'sea itself. I \/\/\/\/ould sooner face Marquise Spinneret Mindfang at her most deceitful than endure prolonged proximity to a single Clo\/\/\/\/n Cultist. Mindfang may lie, stab, and cheat, but y'may li\/\/e. Any o' them Clo\/\/\/\/n's'll Cull ye. 7. The Final Doctrine o' Sur\/\/i\/\/al. Remember: Clo\/\/\/\/n Cultists ain't Allies, they ain't Ri\/\/als, they ain't e\/\/en proper Enemies. They are an infectious storm of force. D'not negotiate \/\/\/\/it' th'Infection. Car\/\/e it Out. Closin' \/\/\/\/ords from yer fa\/\/orite Orphaner. I \/\/\/\/as forged to cull lusii, maintain a bit o' order, an' ser\/\/e a throne that no longer exists. If any fragment of Alternia still lingers \/\/\/\/ithin' ye. Any instinct fer sur\/\/i\/\/al, hierarchy, or dominance, heed m'\/\/\/\/arnin'. \/\/\/\/hen th'laughter begins, y'\/\/e already \/\/\/\/aited t'long.
X_G∴∴D EVE AND G∴∴D M∴RR∴W T∴ ALL MY FELL∴W CHITTRS! IVE BEEN T∴LD THIS W∴ULD E G∴∴D F∴R "BUSNIESS" AND "PR∴FITS" . S∴ I AM HERE! HELL∴! C∴ME T∴ MY CLINIC!_
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. CORPORAL RAZOREYE CHARGES: DESTRUCTION OF IMPERIAL PROPERTY (45 COUNTS), INTERFERING WITH WAR EFFORTS (10 COUNTS), MURDER OF AN IMPERIAL OFFICER (2 COUNTS), MUTINY (1 COUNT), GRAND LARCENY (1 COUNT), HIJACKING (2 COUNTS) PLEA: "INNOCENT. THERE CAN BE NO CRIMES UNDER UNJUST TYRANNY." VERDICT: SENTENCING DEFERRED TO PROSECUTOR. DEFENDANT SENTENCED TO DEATH BY HANGING. COMMENTS: "GRRRHN. GRRH... RRRKCH. RRRH-RHUUUR-RRK!"
Ah. It would appear I have been… *granted access* to this quaint little platform you insist on calling “Chittr.” How novel. You see, I find it endlessly fascinating—this compulsive need your species has to compress its thoughts into neat, digestible fragments. As if brevity might somehow make them more… *true.* I assure you, it does not. Still, I suppose introductions are expected. You may refer to me as Doc Scratch. Titles beyond that would only complicate matters, and I would hate to burden you with details you are not yet prepared to understand. Suffice it to say, I am intimately familiar with each of you. Your posts, your choices, your… predictable little spirals of cause and effect. All of it has already been accounted for. Yes, even this. Especially this. Please, do continue as you were. I would not dream of interrupting the trajectory you are so diligently fulfilling. I am merely here to observe. …and, on occasion, to ensure that things proceed exactly as they must.
ddo you think his suit smells good (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, newcomer on the timeline, well dressed, archive rating: T)
⋆｡˚₊‧ ଳ ଳan I useଳ to look so cool (( art by ଳe https://cଳn.iଳgchest.coଳ/files/b966bଳec08ee.png
rankmaid is posting good lately.
Heh. That's hot.
something something insert quote here. it's my face. https://i.imgur.com/iZ4gKRvw.png ((ooc comment: i wvorked hard on this LOL))
i fucking hate you all. every time i make a chit on here, everyone hops right on my dick. there's a difference between me getting it on for the ghb and actually liking purplebloods. mirthomaniacs are fucking loopy and nothing will change that opinion i have. the ghb looks hot and that's that. hell, i was in a pitch quadrant with snowman and we all know what kind of shit she's into. doesn't make me stop thinking she's fine as fuck though. #nsfw
// here i love yous chittr i haven't had this much fun in a homestuck space in years much love to yous all 🙏
-]@_lazyyy_..._ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d73e30f8b6c6.png
concept: reaching inside of the bot splayed over your lap, their voice modulator rising up and down in panicked little pants as you slowly roll your fingertips over colored wires one by one "this one?" you mutter, giving a bright red cord a small tug they fall into desperate sputtering, screens flashing blue as their hips buck pathetically and they begin to spill smoke clouds (tags: Reader/Bot, Reader/Cyborg, wirepulling, wireplay, vague quad, robofucking, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
concept: feeling your pan falling further and further away with every passing second a purple haze enveloping all of your senses until there is nothing but that burning mirth in your core if you didnt want it before, you certainly want it now so rejoice motherfucker :o) (tags: Reader/Clurch, Reader/Chucklevoodoos Caster, honkslop, clowns, hypno, panwashing, #nsfw, #nsfwe, archive rating: HONK)
fuck the rankmaid just posted clown porn. this is not directed at you ma'am. #nsfw
⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏🕮﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ -OOC- Canon divergent Aranea, she resided on 8eforus, ended up dying alongside her sessionmates as fated, and everything from that point has 8een plotted in a Discord RP group @ghostshipofficial I’m in so if it sounds unhinged just know it took real months of RP to get to this point. 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐔𝐁𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐒 Aranea exists outside of any timeline; rather, she has lingered within the dream8u88les for an extraordinarily long time, long enough that 8itterness has 8egun to take root, whether she admits it or not. Moderation on an online platform known as @ghostshipofficial has 8ecome one of her many self-appointed occupations, a way to impose structure upon an existence otherwise defined 8y stagnation. It is one of her last remaining avenues for social interaction, as she has long since drifted apart from her original sessionmates and now finds herself largely without meaningful ties except for those who are long since cele8rating without her, alive, on Earth C. ------------ 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐒 Hi, as of writing this I only have three RP 8logs here, all three 8logs are open to shipping, OC's are also welcome to interact. I also do in-person threads which will 8e tagged a #f2f and journal posts #Journal. @araneaSerket - Aranea Serket @marquiseMindfang - Captain Mindfang @theSufferer - The Signless You can DM my 8logs IC or OOC, just use 8rackets if it's OOC. ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏🕮﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘
Not a dream but I did have my hands in somebody's chest to repair their wiring.
concept: riding the scuttlecoach back to you hive when you feel a strangers hands start roaming your body from behind paralyzed you try to stare straight ahead, knowing your stop will be coming soon but soon other riders start to notice and snap photos with their palmhusks, moving in to create a small crowd around you to take a turn for themselves too you miss your stop (tags: Reader/Crowd, exhibitionism, voyeurism, blackmail, #nsfw, quadless fic, archive rating: M)
Oil you say? Would I not look simply adorable all slicked up. Hee hee.
totally unrelated to the current trend on my timeline right now but just reminding everyone that if you post a link to an image in the chit text box the image will show up for everyone allowing everyone and me included to see what the image is maybe what youre doing right now (tags: #oilingup, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
I don't need any oil but my carapace really could do with a little abrasion and polish.
nngh
u know when a guy is like suuuuper pissed off and he hits u with that deadpan glare and looks like he wants to fuckin murder u??????????? yummy. more of that. #nsfw #nsfwe
D --> #CartingInMoreOil
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🎦 #scootergang REPRESENTTTTT https://cdn.deconreconstruction.com/wiki/images/2/2a/01464.gif
new banner ^0^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b7a1eef334cf.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, banner, yaoi, fujoshi pride, my face, archive rating: T)
I dunnae kno\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/hat th'big deal \/\/\/\/it' peggin' is \/\/\/\/it' humans. T'is natural bet\/\/\/\/een th' trolls t' b' topped b'th'lasses. #nsf\/\/\/\/ #unsearious #notsafefor\/\/\/\/hales
i THINK THAT SOMETIMES, gETTING TO A BETTER PLACE, tHAT YOU WANT TO, bE AT FEELS LIKE, tWO STEPS FORWARD, aND ONE STEP BACK, oR MAYBE, tHREE STEPS FORWARDS AND, tWO BACK, oR MAYBE oNE BACK, oR, fIVE FORWARDS AND, tHREE BACK, aND, sOMETIMES IT IS EASY TO FEEL LIKE, yOU HAVE MADE IT, aND ARE DONE, sTEPPING, bUT THEN, yOU TRIP OR THERE IS, a ROCK IN THE WAY, aND YOU TRIP, aND SUDDENLY THERE ARE NO, sTEPS, aND YOUR KNEE IS, sCRAPED, aND YOU WONDER, wHAT IT HAS ALL BEEN FOR, aND FEEL LIKE, yOU ARE SUDDENLY, sIX SWEEPS AGAIN, aND,,, wELL, i GUESS THERE REALLY IS NOT, a CURE FOR THAT, bESIDES i GUESS, aCCEPTING, tHAT IT IS SOMETHING THAT CAN HAPPEN, eVEN IF YOU ARE NOT, eXPECTING IT, aHAHA, #INSPIRATION #GROWTH #MYtHOUGHTS #WALKING
i mentioned the orange thing yelling at me and didnt elaborate got a cat id send pics but hes a weird fucking cryptid who hates cameras so you get an artistic rendition of us instead https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/peep%20the%20cat.jpg
dave took this lovely photo of himself wearing his new godhood!! he felt the old one seemed a bit childish on a middle aged father, and i agreed. i think i strUck a good balance between modern/casUal and regal/fancy with my redesign. thoUghts? criticisms? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/661d7117e895.png ((Made with Hero Forge))
Real Picture of Me politely waiting for my Musicals. https://64.media.tumblr.com/301dceeea11c392318eee275c53b7226/fe68edb8fe400e1a-c5/s1280x1920/7a94bc2b560f8a84c287f8df501a9d7d77f6d72f.png
i dont really know anything about cryptocurrency but will someone tell me which one i need to purchase to see two human men have sex i dont really understand i think one is called rumble and one is something to do with seadwellers please whats going on please can someone help me quickly please hello (tags: cryptocurrancy, whats going on in the stock market, are those two things connected, i dont really know, please help me, #nsfw, archive rating: E)
"pinned post" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48e49cabf77a.png
"pinned post again without the accidental body pillow attachment gomen" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 - my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience - i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen - i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to - you can find out whether i am currently online by the status in my bio - thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie of me at my desk as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
Bullet wounds itch. Not going to stop me from hip-firing into a sea of loonish wannabe bank guardians. New perspective for torment down the line. Note to self: pull Nine aside for a candid stripe-to-solid directive on that. #blood #gore mention #torture mention
that was the most horrific 3 minutes of my life just now
While hornyposting is not illegal, I will be judging you for it.
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Case Update: Just survived an assassination attempt, pages have either disintegrated or floated out to sea. Not the best of developments. Currently very soggy.
YOU PEOPLE ARE ALWAY$ PO$TING ABOUT BOUNCING. "BOUNCING ON THI$" "BOUNCING ON THAT" OKAY, TRAMPOLINE.
Hey, out-of-character intro time. This Dirk is part of my own original AU, inspired by the Grind Fiction / Shibuya Punk media genre. His story takes place in the early 2000s in a futuristic fucked up version of earth where all the people have abandoned the surface of the planet in favor of living in futuristic floating sky cities. His sburb session was completely fucked up and broken bc of Some Things. This version of Dirk is an underground street racer and his main hobby is illegally building and modifying vehicles. He does robot & AI shit with the cars too. Cars in his timeline/particular situation can be used with regular wheels but also fly/hover in the air. Trying not to totally infodump here but that's a vague rundown of his whole deal. This account will be fairly tame. Might venture into some #nsfw territory from time to time, as well as #substance because my Dirk is a stoner. Side note that the account owner is a system and does have a Dirk fictive that is active on this account. Not that big of a deal, just an FYI. In-character content is strictly roleplaying. My DMs are open for in-character roleplay interaction or OOC chats, just let me know when you DM whether you're roleplaying or not. Thanks for checkin' him out!
finally got my favorite soda after for-fucking-ever of not finding somewhere that sells it after my old place shut down sangria flavored is underrated
While I won't embarrass myself by claiming to have borne #RUMBLECOIN from my own head like Zeus granting wisdom to humanity with his daughter Athena, I will stand on the fact that I know a good opportunity when I see one. Before me I see two lines, one of emerald and one of orange, rising and falling in a desperate bid to outdo each other. And so I ask you, our faithful audience of the Patch; Which line do you want to see shattering through the stratosphere? And which associated cohost of RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH do you want to see pay for their representative stock's failure to perform? This is a question that only you can answer. Winner take all. Loser gets milked for all they're worth. Let's get these numbers up. Tonight at 10:00 p.m. ET.
:33< its like im always saying :33< moo :33< no.... wait...
YEAHAND111MAKEYOUREGRETTHATSH1TMAN.
:33< no no no purrfessor dont be ridicmewlos :33< thats mew and biscuits
hes finally doin somethin productive i see
important psa: leprechauns are very soft to the touch
I have filled a water gun with paint thinner the Felt and the Crew don't stand a chance
i see a small green figure in the distance. not too sure how to feel about this.
i'm double wielding, crowbar better watch the fuck out.
*Dual wielding
Is anybody recording that paintfall match at the gangster manor? Feels like the kind of thing that needs a "bury me" montage.
One of the few things that brings a smile to my face.
concept: holding the barrel of your gun to their forehead, finger teasing the trigger watching them reach for your wrist to slowly lower the weapon to their lips, placing a single kiss before dragging their tongue over and around the muzzle pushing forward to make them gag on the barrel as you start unbuttoning your pants with your free hand feverishly (tags: Reader/Whoever Came To Mind, pitchfling, unmentioned quadrant, vaguequad, vaguecharms, gunplay, weaponplay, violence, #nsfw, #nsfwe just in case, rivals to emptied rivals, paintball, archive rating: M)
the jury has decided. @misterseven i'll give you a head start.
i don't think i've fully thought this through. i dont even know what i'm gonna hold the guy at gunpoint for. they don't need to know that though.
this seems like a good idea but i wanna get something outta it too.
:33< great job purrfessor!
Well… it does feel a touch unusual that you would ask a8out me, considering there are so many trolls one could study elsewhere. I am genuinely honoured that you would wish to hear me speak of myself. I specialise in healing fortune, so if someone finds themselves down on their luck, I may 8e a8le to nudge circumstances in their favour. 8eyond that, my work is largely tied to light and knowledge. Having 8een dead for quite some time, I devote much of my attention to documenting the dream8u88les and my experiences within them, in the hope of guiding those navig8ting the afterlife. In a sense, the afterlife seems 8ound 8y the properties of light, what with the illusion and resonance of the 8u88les themselves. So I focus on restoring and clarifying people’s understanding of themselves, and of the world they inha8it.
If I got a paint gun I could decorate the office so efficiently I bet
Might wanna get a tarp, Itchy's going on a rampage. About to go beat some sense into him.
If anything of mine gets a smear of paint or dye on it heads will roll.
i can only promise to try!
The cool thing about paint guns that they don't tell you is that they still definitely hurt like a bitch.
THE STORE IS OUT OF PAINT GUNS SOMEONE JUST BOUGHT THEIR ENTIRE STOCK
Hoo hoo! Dearest Sleuther, I believe you may find your answers in my daunting text! Pg. 1024, if I am not mistaken, divulges the intricacies of paint-based japery, and the potential uses of paint propulsion in trickery!
oh no i could, i just want to show them i can still beat them whilst playing on their terms.
react if i should hold crowbar at (paint)gunpoint.
(( I am dying at how much she's girlfailing with interacting on social media. Her icon is accurate, so far she's made draft typos she cannot edit out and reblogged a post she was trying to snoop on. ))
Well, I had not intended to re8log that post, 8ut now that I have made my presence known, I may as well offer a proper response. As a 8eforan, 8oth are permitted to exist, though lime8loods are regarded as ordinary citizens rather than targets for extermin8tion, as is the case on Alternia. Their existence is not criminalised in the same overtly violent manner, which already marks a significant divergence 8etween the two societies. As for what many refer to as “mutants” - a rather unkind term, I think, it may 8e more appropri8te to say offcaste. In 8eforus, such individuals are typically placed within the culling system, where they are assigned to the supervision of an adult troll. This arrangement is framed as care towards their development, though it ultim8tely culmin8tes in a predetermined life. Taking all of this into account, I would argue that it is generally 8etter to 8e a lime8lood on 8eforus than an offcaste on Alternia. That said, an offcaste on Alternia may, in some cases, conceal themselves as its warmer caste of 8urgundy. Given that 8urgundy are often overlooked or dismissed as the lowest caste, this does offer a certain advantage, namely, the a8ility to remain unnoticed, which can 8e a form of survival in itself. #caste #hemosim #politics #theotricals #8eforus #Alternia #CullingSystem
I am merely documenting my findings, so that those who come across these same questions in the future might have some point of reference regarding the inner workings of this platform. From what I have o8served, each comment on a post provides +5 Kult and +5 Kull. I do not 8elieve a post when cre8ted has any 8aseline points of this matter. It seems that engagement through the more “positive” quadrants reduces Kull you have amassed if there is a higher ratio of positive engagement and vice versa. What remains unclear, however, is whether all quadrants carry equal weight. I cannot yet determine whether a heart contri8utes more Kult than a diamond, nor whether a spade incurs more Kull than a clu8. It is a distinction I intend to examine further.
A8solutely not! They should not 8e made to hide. No one here ought to feel as though they are 8eing hunted or forced into concealment merely for existing.
Oh, how delightful that there are leprechauns here! Do you have any idea how remarka8ly scarce their kind is across most places of the multiverse? It is quite rare to encounter such a specialised species so openly.
Anyone who makes a mess with those fucking paint guns, I'm expecting to clean it up. No exceptions. Yes, this includes laundry of anyone you shoot. No, I don't care if it was an accident. No, I don't care if you were trying to shoot someone else. No, I don't care if you didn't shoot it but bumped into it so it "doesn't count because it wasn't with the gun" yes it fucking does. Any arguments I'm throwing all that shit out and you're all paying four back.
oh come on, it's a bit of fun.
Of course he posts that after he's already hid them all over the manor. Can't get a wink of sleep for a second without some kind of shenanigans taking place. I need another drink. #vagueposting #dashwatching
concept: learning how difficult it is for leprechauns to get stains out of their fuzz marking your flings face with your color to force them to walk around with the splatters shown proudly until they can get it out (tags: Reader/Leprechaun, facials, genetic material play, unlisted quad, unlisted charms, alien biology, #nsfw, marking, forced exibitionism, #nsfwe just in case, archive rating: E)
M'ang be barkin' up m'tree again. She truly hates me an' is obsessed \/\/\/\/it' me.
Keep your tap shoes outta respectable ladies' inboxes. #FeltManorPSA #NSFL
He hyonk on my trapeze til i [SLIDEWHISTLE SOUND EFFECT] #nsfw
FLIGHT. FAME. FORTUNE. FANTASTIC FEATS. BITCHES THIRSTING OVER ME FROM EVERY DIRECTION, AS THE MASSES CLAMOR FOR MORE OF MY CONTENT. OR. AS I CALL IT. JUST ANOTHER MONDAY. YES. MY LIFE FUCKING RULES. YOU WISH YOU HAD ALL OF THIS. BUT I AM THE ALPHA. AND YOU, THE BETAS. JUST ANOTHER REASON WHY I, AM THE MAN. HAA HAA HAA!!!!!!!!!!!
LOTTA LYRIC ON THIS SITE BUT FEW WILLING TO SLING IT OUT AINT NOBODY WANNA BITE ON WHAT THEY CANT SHOUT
the "masculine urge" to get drunk tonight. #substances
i had the most incredible dream... i am sad that its over but i am glad to be back online! 0v0" ( tags: wake up post, rank dreams, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
ah! i will have to take a photo for my banner in a bit what an exciting update 0v0
Is it contro\/\/ersial for a troll t'think that th'other species just sort of look better? E'en the green little fellas. Hell, the chess things too. I'unno. Maybe t'is just seein' trolls all m'life, somethin' ne\/\/\/\/ is interestin'. Any\/\/\/\/ay, species rankin' list comin' soon.
Ye cannae blame a troll for likin' t'dance.
I am familiar \/\/\/\/ith their jigging, lad.
Humans \/\/\/\/ould be more tolerable if they had such rituals.
Not yet, but I think th'be fascinatin'. All I said \/\/\/\/as that I think other species may just look better than trolls. M'ang is makin' it sound like I'm focused in on the lep'r'chauns.
Nae.
Who else is slutting it up this weekend.
Adding that in with a few vocalization options for the prefix.
ah... i know my fictions are what i mainly post but would there be any interest in my cosplays? 0v0"
I had a bet goin' on a game tonight Itchy. Can't play that game if the table stick ball table is covered in Jello, Itchy. You get me, Itchy?
Oh dear what a terrible horrible awful loss. Whatever shall I do. Oh me oh my.
why the fuck is there a horse on my feed?
D --> You are being blessed be thankful
a moment of silence for website the horse, please...
Gun. React if you agree.
we arent in any way "life partner" involved. we're close colleagues and crewmates.
Preparing a list of NPC dialogue to use while I'm out and about on a longer job. So far I have "Hmm... Interesting..." and "(indistinct grumbling)". I'm accepting suggestions.
concept: your kismesis finishing up with their cigarette and looking to you expectantly "well? ill let you choose, spheres or tongue? i need to put this out" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, cigarette, smoking, #substance, pain, masochism, sadism, sadomasochism, degradation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
We will see if it works, and my kids might hate me for posting this. But, being the best version of yourself is lonely sometimes... #substance https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/lonelynight.png
I CHAMPION THE RIGHTS OF ALL PEOPLE. #EQUALITY #ONELOVE
concept: your matesprits psionics bursting in a beautiful display around their horns as you send them over the edge (tags: Reader/Matesprit, psionics, intense pailing, psionic ahegao, archive rating: E)
wraps my tail around your dick and strokes you off #nsfw
F33T 1S OV3RR4T3D WH3R3 4R3 TH3 P1T LOV3RS #NSFW #1M SP34K1NG F4CTS
art for the winner @waningCatastrophe congrats once again i mightve gone a little overboard but arting is cathartic stay tuned for the next raffle post aight we got like three of em lined up i think ((tysvm for the fun times on this site fr yall)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5dce9ab3125d.png
sliding your fingers under the corners of your carapacian matesprits plating to feel just how supple and sensitive they are beneath (tags: human/carapacian, troll/carapacian, carapacian/carapacian, #rankmaidrequests, xenobiology, overstimuation, purring, hypersensitivity, #nsfw, suggestive, heavy petting, heavy plating, archive rating: M)
this does give me a good idea for a post so thanks
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We could try leaving out cake again. That worked quite well last time.
#FeltManorPSA Load up, boys. Got an imp, might have more. Time for an extermination sweep.
(( affectionately, i feel like the one image of the mom in the airport wrangling her kids on child leashes. i swear this site hits midnight est exactly and the nsfwposting immediately spikes up LMAOOO ))
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does anybody still say gpoy in this decade? #gpoy #wizards #artappreciation https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/26/wizardjpg.png
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"He taught that the lowblood grub and the highblood grub alike are wounded by the hemospectrum. One is taught that they are lesser and expendable, while the other is taught that domination is a virtue and their burden. Both of them are robbed of their greater potentials by this system which only shackles." #WordsoftheSignless
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playsing the drumns fuck yesh https://file.garden/aYzuJ5cmJXLmx8Ga/senc-4-19.gif
like no online spaces at all huh i guess that makes sense i mean it wwas a long ass fuckin time ago but thats still kinda wwild to think about it really does feel like technology has jus been around forevver evven though logically i knoww thats not the case crazy to evven think about an alternia thats less industrialized and more growwn ovver for lack of a better descriptor an here i wwas thinkin our modern day forests wwere bad id um lovve to pick your brain more about some thoughts and questions that ivve had rattlin around about the wway back wwhen sometime later if you find yerself wwith a handful of minutes to spare maybe
betwween the last knowwn physical manuscript from the age of the signless all the wway up to the first documented historical records of the age of the empress theres approximately twwo thousand swweeps of lost time thats completely unaccounted for see they wwanna make you think that things havve been this wway for functionally forevver but you knoww it gets mightly suspicious wwhen they also make it illegal to owwn any documents or manuscripts past a certain swweepdate almost like they be tryin to hide wwhatevver the hell wwent dowwn durin alla those dark ages some people evven speculate that it wwas a rightful revvolution wwhat been wwiped out from historical records for good reason guess wwell nevver really knoww but its an interestin tidbid nonetheless #history #oceanthoughts
it's actually a hUman social category! it refers to women who either exclUsively pUrsUe other women or jUst anyone bUt men, with a bit of wiggle room for how an individUal might feel aboUt nonbinary sUitors. such social categories based on the preferred gender of partners are historically important, as hUman reprodUction is pUrely heterosexUal, i.e. they have two mostly-mUtUally-exclUsive sets of gametes that *mUst* combine in order to create offspring. these gametes are cUltUrally tied to binary gender, and many hUman societies have discriminated against people for daring to have sexUal relations with someone exhibiting the same gametes. of coUrse, with anything anthropological, this philosophy gets a bit messy when it makes contact with reality. gender eqUality, transgenderism, intersexUality, all these ideas poke some very wide holes in the concept of heterosexUal reqUirements for romance. so, er, yes. lesbian. woman who is primarily or exclusively attracted to women. ^~^;
=( Chittr, I believe you are long overdue for one of my #bugs facts. I sincerely apologize for my lack of posting, and hope to salve the emotional wound of my absence with the following morsel: we all know that the humble butterfly is one of the few creatures who prefer to keep their activity to the harsh Alternian daylight, but did you know that it is this exact overbearing sun that "powers" their ability to navigate? The intense UV light activates a protein called cryptochrome 1, which is an essential biological ingredient for their internal magnetic compass. Interesting, is it not? This has been butterfly facts with Atlans. )
(( and ooc post- hello! chroma, they/them, i did conlang all the alternian you see here. handle in bio, here to have a good time! ))
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Mutt is keeping me company while I work on commissions before bed— https://i—postimg—cc/rFdfG2tX/IMG-2111—png—
What a joyous day it is. One of many, I am sure! Hoo hoo! Every day is a gift when I have people to care for who'll care in return. I may be a fool, but I know that for certain.
"the shade for you" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Reader/Moirail, railpails, moirail kissing, black lipstick, more than moirail kissing, make up, yuricoded, #nsfw, bottom reader, archive rating: E) summary: your moirail helps you with your makeup... and ends up ruining it you stare up towards your moirail with a stillness in your blood pusher, lips parted slightly to allow her to run the wand of her lipstick over them at a careful pace youd told her that you wanted to try out some new makeup and that she was just the person to help, just like with everything else! "you know, y/n, i really think this shade was made for you..." she says, squinting as she focuses and begins the top lip shade? you think, trying not to laugh, its just black! your moirail is straddled on top of you to work on your horizontal body like a canvas, her hair falling like a curtain around your face as she works your eyes glance towards the bag she had pulled the tube from nearby, falling out of it various other eyeshadows and products that you... recognize she smiles as she finishes nodding her head once, giving you the chance to clarify what you suspect "is this... your lipstick? the one you have on right now?" you say incredulously, a smile forming "yeah?" she replies, taking your cheek in her hand to rub her thumb beneath your lower lip to fix some smudge thats a strange feeling... you squirm a bit under her "does it look good?" you ask meekly "hmm..." you watch as she leans down towards you, pressing her lips to your cheek and your other cheek and your forehead you burst out laughing, shoving and kicking to try and get her away "youre ruining your work!" you cry out through your joy, opening your eyes to see her staring down at you with wonderment "y/n... you look so... beautiful" "huh?" you grab her hips as she moves down to suddenly paint your neck with the same lipstick shade you both now share, gasping out a noise of surprise and pressing your knees together uncomfortably "h-hey! if you keep-... doing that... i-...!" you try helplessly, sinking your fingers into her skin your moirail pulls back with soft pants, connecting your lips properly to smear and mix your matching lipstick with warm saliva before traveling lower, and lower and lower leaving the shade that was made for you in her wake
- Oh... oh mmy god... Clover... Clover, I owe you everythign.
Heya. This is some fucked party but better than the normal shit.
and thus the vagueposting begins again.
[An image is attached. It's a slice of whipped cheesecake with a blueberry sauce on it... There are tiny little bite marks on one side of it, and behind the cheesecake is a small black cat with white paws. She has cheesecake in her whiskers and is staring intently.] This is what I get for looking away for two minutes.
>([went to mad at you island and t#ere were a lot of people t#ere actually. old friends and acquaintances. people you cut off in traffic. t#at guy you bumped into on accident at t#e store. but its okay. i looked around and t#ere were no #omes built on t#e island and no infrastructure. t#e only t#ing anyone was building was boats to sail away. and maybe t#ey wont go to forgiving you island. but t#ats okay. nobody stays at mad at you island forever]
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#nowlistening Fer And Delight - The Correspondents https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABS-mlep5rY
Suggested to me by @amorousFortune. Not a half-bad recommendation.
I'm sorry baby, I don't know what came over me.
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You do have such a wonderful way with words, Clover. I love the way you've phrased it. It carries such a romance..
react to this chit and i'll tell you if you're a chud or not.
i cleaned up a bit in celebration of 100 followers! please take a seat wherever! ^0^ (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #nsfw just in case, thank you!, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0453d5ab6a67.png
:33< my ass is listening and learning so meowch right nyow
ow ow ow ow ow- oh? hell yea- WAIT SHIT OWOWOWOWOWOW
WELL WELL WELL. ANOTHER DAY. ANOTHER PIECE. HARD AT WORK GRINDING OUT THE ART ONCE AGAIN. I CALL THIS ONE : "I AM FUCKING BAD ASS". IT'S A PICTURE OF ME. OBVIOUSLY. BEING BAD ASS, ABOUT TO TEACH SOME DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS A LESSON. #ART #ARTISTRY #AWESOMEART #AMAZINGART HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/E90CC3ECB009.PNG
:33< blob:https://imgur.com/11a2bae3-d59c-4241-a3ee-8385feb75275 :33< did some fanart of my purrfessor while i wait fur my next lesson #mypurrfessor :33< @amorousFortune
:33< cant wait to read it purrfessor
rooting 4 u lil buddy
:33< ready whenefur mew are purrfessor clofur!
I do appreciate the opportunity to watch the very fabric of the website change before my eyes. Makes a girl nostalgic.
@amorousFortune thank you so much! >0> my KUDOS ❤︎ on the beautiful work! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1ca15a79164f.png
PSA TO THE HUMAN USERS ON THIS WEBSITE: NO, YOU CANNOT JUST THROW "TROLL" IN FRONT OF A HUMAN CONCEPT OR NAME AND EXPECT IT TO IMMEDIATELY MAKE SENSE TO US. THAT IS A MYTH CREATED BY EXTREME IGNORANCE. THE TITLE OF "TROLL" IN FRONT OF AN ADULT ACTOR, MUSICIAN, ETC.'S NAME IS NOT JUST "TO SHOW THAT THIS IS THE TROLL VERSION OF SOME FUCKING HUMAN WHO COINCIDENTALLY ALSO EXISTS." THE TROLL EMPIRE HAS AN EXTREMELY LONG HISTORY WITH TROLLS WITH AN EXTREMELY LONG LIFESPAN DEPENDING ON THEIR HEMOCASTE. THE TITLE OF "TROLL" IS TO MAKE IT CLEAR THAT WHEN YOU ARE REFERRING TO A NAME THAT MAY NOT FIT WITHIN OUR STANDARD NAMING SYSTEM OR TITLE SYSTEM, YOU STILL UNDERSTAND THAT IT IS A TROLL WE ARE TALKING ABOUT AND NOT A RANDOM ASS ALIEN. WHICH, ALIEN IN THIS CONTEXT DOES NOT JUST FUCKING MEAN HUMAN! HELL, THERE ARE OTHER SPECIES OF ALIENS ON HERE. BUT OUR SPECIES HAS CONQUERED THOUSANDS OF ALIEN SPECIES ON PLANETS YOU COULDN'T QUITE POSSIBLY IMAGINED. YOU HUMANS ARE SO FAR UP YOUR OWN ASS YOU ASSUME EVERYTHING CENTERS AROUND YOU. STOP EMBARASSING YOURSELF ON A TROLL SOCIAL MEDIA, HOLY FUCK.
SOMEONE S7APLED 7HE FUCKING POS7 7O MY OFFICE DOOR
D --> Me during a bulk #zahhakvisage D --> #nsfw just in case but it's just shirtless https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b776dd7583d8.png
i keep finding myself wishing there was a ? react button to chits
"unluckys charms" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Diamonds Droog/Crowbar, dersite/leprechaun, rivals, charms mention, violence, old man yaoi, sadomasochism, flashbacks, #nsfw, top vs top, #gore, #nsfwe in just case due to violence, complicated relationship, just cmere already, scentplay, archive rating: M) summary: everythings coming up, diamonds requested by anonymous things have been complicated for a while when crowbar lands on his back, its rough and tactless. bright red sticking to the soft green fibers of his body, painting him just how droog likes best he clicks his tongue against sharp teeth, cocking his head to the side as he stares down at the pathetic state of unlucky number seven "get up" droog grunts in disappointment as he pulls out his deck, rage flashing in crowbars bright green eyes the only retort before he lunges crowbar tastes blood and see balloons the hunt begins just as it always does, again and again, with both deadset on the prize metal crashing bluntly into bodies, bullets flying, adrenaline pumping at the same pace that blood pours weakly from wounds when he finally gets on top, crowbar can take only a moment to appreciate his victory as droog gnashes his teeth and finds purchase in a throat the scent of clean wool and used baize fills droogs senses, the smell turning sour as crowbars blood begins to fill his jaws the smell takes him back droogs arms looped around crowbars body from behind, crushed against one another hard and tight as he buried his face into his rivals neck and groaned with exertion the warmth of crowbars tongue the way he sounded on top of him just like he was now are the noises they make now so different from then? droog is too caught off guard by the memory to process the swing of an arm, vision blurring white as impact is made his smooth black face is covered with a mix of their blood, twisted into a tired grimace as he watches crowbar retreat to find something heavy something worthy enough to make droog suffer through stars the same way he does "get... up..." crowbar spits, turning back around and pausing in shock at the sight that awaits him droogs on the ground with his legs spread lazily "just cmere already" a pot of gold notes: kyaaa thank you for the request!
ah…! 0///v///0 i am very excited for your next classes! i hope we can continue to learn more from each other!
I've pulled out my violin for you, Slick.
it seems rankmaid-sensei has been in quite the pitch mood…! looking back at my chits i seemed to black out (literally) and produced more than i remember 0_0” (tags: kismesissitude, pitchfic, pitchfics, blackrom, archive rating: M)
"youre a disgusting fucking pervert" you jump in your seat, reaching to cover your husktop with your hands. your kismesis stands only a few paces away, eyes aglow and clearly having seen what you were just using the new search bar feature for. you stumble through some kind of retort though youre so shaken it comes up rushed, causing them bare the teeth that you hate so much "tell me what you were looking at!" "its none of your fucking business!" you bark back, pan still feeling dizzy from what youd found "tell me" the anger in their eyes shifts to a familiar pitch annoyance as they reach for their shirt, working buttons down at a hypnotically slow pace "tell me what you were looking at so i can show you the real fucking thing" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, kismesissitude, humiliation, caught in the act, teasing, search function, threats, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Cheers Uno
Search #charms Clover laid out a really good spread.
Hmm... Any leprechauns around willing to help a fella out? I got a question about charms and how they work... For uh. Purely objective and curiosity reasons- For a friend even.
i said no one do anything at all while i was away not add rechits to the site
they shouldnt be touching you like this youre used to the bites, the scratching, the berating that stings a cold pitch in your blood pusher. but their hands are on you and theres something about it that pulls the air right from you the delicate draw of their tongue over your throat, a place you would never let them get close to with the fangs they hide behind the soft lips that now trail to your ear "what are you doing?" you manage through a trembling breath, voice too light to prove the hatred you should be feeling you should be feeling it, right? its there somewhere, but everything is a slurry when they act like this their hands pull you up and into their lap weighlessly. you fucking hate them right? "keep going" you grit out cruelly, spades digging into your chest. though your tone softens at the feeling of their gentle touch diving lower, the spades flipping in time with stomach "please..." (tags: Reader/Kismesis, quad mixing, pitchflush, flushpitch, pitchflush quad mixing, quadrant mixing, #nsfw, gentle petting, begging, desperation, mixed feelings, guilt, archive rating: E)
I've come to make an announcement: Spades Slick is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he got the crew evicted. That's right, he ignored all information relating to property ownership of our base and he said that this was "my responsibility", and I said "maybe you should have given me the goddamn documents so I could handle it" so I'm making a callout post on my Chittr.ing: Spades Slick, you've got a small brain. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my brain looks like. (It's bigger).
"callout thread" on droog diamonds droog is a pretentious self-righteous prick, who thinks he's too good for everyone. he stormed off from the entire crew when he fucked up the property paperwork for our hideout and tried to push the blame on me. i did jack shit for the record. this mother fucker also had the shameglobes to publish my actual name on this site. who the fuck does that? especially on a site where you *can't delete anything*. don't go looking for it. in conclusion, don't hire him and boycott his services until he comes grovelling back to me on his hands and knees, begging for forgiveness.
What is art? Art should make you feel something. It should make you feel joy, or rage, or sadness, or hope, or regret, or attraction, or revulsion, or any combination of these. It should make you feel. I consider myself an artist. If you yourself are an artist and feel similarly, please contact me for a chance to audition for my next project Smuppet Snuff Suckers 7.
Maybe you should keep trying. Your attempts are, at the very least, amusing.
how the fuck can problem sleuth pull and i can't? the fuck?
droog don't make me put you on blast on the timeline.
B33 < tabbyed this last night so i could catually try and purrocess it B33 < tbh this sounds like a reasonable facsimile of alternian <> B33 < were purretty mutually purrotective but theres usually a power dynamic at play because of hemospectrum crap
D --> Women
You bet your ass I do. https://i.postimg.cc/FHHVsXVR/image.png
Now 7here's 7WO of 7hem.
I should have expected this response.
Being wanted. Bah.
ah gomen please excuse my ignorance
The work around here is never done! Dusting Cleaning Tiding Keeps old 10 hat a very busy man
They should make you read this when you register for the site.
Catgirls am I right? (This is an appreciation post)
I am no expert but I think love is getting into Troll Magi:C the Gathering out of pity for your matesprit. #relationships #tmtg #EsperForLife
iohhm yod it can be a pitch kind of sensation oh m yif are you seroius
:33< let meow know when mewre next sympussium is and ill be there with bells on
Oh Clover you always were my favourite, but shhh, it is our little secret. ;).
:33< thank mew fur the lecture purrfessor clofur
:33< missed this one sorry purrfessor i was sick that day doing the makeup homefurk now
I would demand to be worshipped, but it seems you are all doing a wonderful job at it already. Well done, my Poor Little Meow Meows.
:33< yeah this makes sense i too can get obsessive
:33< it has a sw33t ring to it i think :33
every time i l0g 0ff t0 t0uch grass the tl gets inexplicably h0rny.
I had to repair my Minecraft modpack install. This is so sad. Anyways, cave time.
it's hard to believe but if you aren't joking then...... i guess i can start to believe it
A little something as I go about my business. [Alt text: A rather buxom cerulean troll, lounging back in a rather massive throne made of ice, completely in the nude, one leg draped over the other. It seems to be exceptionally cold with the lingering fog in the picture, and she seems to be winking, despite both eyes being held shut by some thin latch-like mechanism. The barest hints of a bulge can be seen poking from between her thighs] #nsfw #cryogenicthoughts
:33< okay yeah this makes sense 4 leaf clofurs fur multiple difurent directions a charm can go makes sense
:33< im trying crowbar this is my exact shit
man i forgot to post this earlier- one of the pics from golden hour https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010409111541792949/1486567672782127174/goldenhour.png?ex=69c5f988&is=69c4a808&hm=fd024336f46bff0e8bf19c4f0649d4c5bbe02d6105fae4c8b1a2c66eb8457e90
These trolls on here really could learn a thing or two from Clover. I'll admit that much. @amorousFortune
i still can't believe itchy wants to be in a trove with me :)
Where's the bookmark, so I can get these dumb humans some actual knowledge.
Moons is literally so important!! Some people you do love very dearly, but you need to be able to move back and forth between close and apart.
:33< mew have no idea how meowch i love this exact sorta shit clofur
:33< clofur my ass is listening and learning
🎦 LADIEZZZZZ FELLAAZZZZZ AND THOSE OF US WHO KNOW BETTER i just got a contact to b on the special pitch flavored episode of the quadrant game! catch me in a few weekz 2 see if u have any chance with the main man (gender neutral) wink https://cdn.deconreconstruction.com/vasterror/panels/01542.gif
#MYTUNES https://i.imgur.com/TXmyCSv.png
((ooc for a second i do actually wanna roleplay with people on here!! like 1 on 1 stuff. please do not ever be afraid to message me))
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OMG lik£, h£r£'s my outfit for a party I was at tonight!<33 :P https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration87.png
Whatever man fuck you. *slides my opacity setting down to 0*
You have seen many small animals.
D --> I'm normal
:33< oh yeah! :33< okay two men can be in the card
>([anybody know #ow to get a cylinder unstuck from a mini m&ms tube filled wit# butter and microwaved mas#ed banana. its really important t#e cylinder remains un#armed #nsfw]
confession #4: Sometimes, I think that the Crocker fandom is a bit hostile. Making fanfiction with her should be allowed without having people rag on you for not respecting her characterization. I am fully aware of her actual personality, and how she interacts with the pantheon, and that's why she works so well (along with her various serious and funny moments) in my fiction. I know she's not the same person without those personality traits. I get it, I too can be quite strict about adhering to creator canon. But sometimes I just want to be whimsical and play with my Janedoll.
thank you for understanding. genuinely that means a lot, me.
i know jade says she gets dysphoric meeting boy alts in the bubbles but i don't mind seeing johns around! we're all living our truth, and that's what matters! be free! be yourself!
- Well, thanks, Clover! Feel free to buzz mme on Trollian when your Pickle's giving you trouble—I've got it Handled in NO timme flat! 😄
so like the whole pretend racism thing im starting to feel like yall arent roleplaying anymore
unfortunately fantasy racism mirrors a lot of reality (especially against Black folk) and it comes off as extremely insensitive if not earnest :/
my point exactly like we know eridan is loyal to the system but like idk man
((been feeling this way since day 1 :,) the homestuck fandom in particular is notttt a safe space for poc and that is why i make very liberal use of the ooc block function on here. i am not fucking with some of yall.))
- Guys? Guys. All I'mm saying is that I can Handle any Pickle you throw at mme, and I'mm not going to let go of it until it's been THOROUGHLY Handled.
- I can Handle about as mmany Pickles as you can throw at mme! Lemmmme at 'emm! 😀😀😀
- ANNOUNCING: Fromm the business-mminded mminds of THE @pickleInspector and mmyself (mme) ... a REVOLUTIONARY REBRAND. I KNOW you have problemms. And those problemms require the mmust helpful, hands-on solutions. We can and will help. - HANDY BUSINESS SOLUTIONS: "A Helpful Handy for your Pickle!" Because we aren't letting go of your Pickle until we've thoroughly Handled it!
B33 < c3< is more like... B33 < stopping two people from having an unhealthy or overly violent relationship B33 < <> is like intimate friendship and deescalation B33 < a lot of meowrails have f33lings jams traditionally in a large pile of comfy objects
Not seriously. Consider the react a warning against bothering me with questions.
idk i think so??? tht fanfic senpai ppsts fanfic of lkeee all of them i think and they r all nsfw sl i thinn they bone hard
> th1s 1s the /0nly/ w0rk1ng meth0d 0f c0mmun1cat10n 1've had w1th 1t
The authorities are posted up on every corner. I'm wanted for the cold-blooded annihilation of a submarine sandwich.
(( post update for folks aware of the doubles thing; shit's been sorted and explained https://chittr.ing/profile/gutsyGumshoe/47d14f11-98da-4327-94d8-1f40e348f7f7 here, don't go fighting people or vagueposting abt it. sorry for my posts on stuff as well, the way i got told about it very much came off like just weird drama! ))
But I stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*
Wanna go dance in the rain with me? #nsfw
OOC // ok you people made me oocpost for the first time which i wasnt going to do and wont do again if i can help it but the person being referenced about "being sensitive about doubles" is currently at work but would like to pass along that they were making that comment 100% ic and do not care about doubles LOL. they are not kinning and do not actually care and are totally ok with doubles. but now that their comment in-character has been misconstrued as like REAL WORLD GRIEF somehow i'm just issuing a small statement on their behalf if someone was offended by an IC comment made by a character you DO have the right to block them rather than vagueposting them multiple times ooc. not encouraging counter-hate back to those people cause i dont think any of us give a fuck but. just reminding you thats an option LOL
Apple Bottom Jeans. Boots with the Jeans. The whole club was looking at Jeans. She hit the Jean. Next thing you Jeans. Sawty got Jeans Jeans Jeans Jeans Jeans Jeans Jeans.
PRETTYPLEASEPRETTYPLEASEPRETTYPLEASEPRETTYPLEASE
How about you do a cute little dance for me, sexy momma? #nsfw
Went to the store. Picked up eggs.
Good weather for a gunfight. Real ones know.
I appreciate it little buddy! I know you got my back just givin' you a warnin' that I was on my way in! Besides I know if you did step on my toes with your luck and my powers we would only move to a better locale at a better time :)
i think vagueing or blatant hatemailing about doubles on here is extremely funny when the entire concept of the site invites doubles to interact ...... i think curating ones own experience by using the block feature or not using the site at all is in order if we are to reinvent kincourse and kindating in 2026
Walking the streets looking for a light fight to get into and people keep saying "pardon me", "sorry for the inconvenience," "oh god not you look I'll just head the other way". Something's up with this town tonight.
Ribbit.
Note to self, do not let Mr Uno take drinks without lids into the backseat. At least I know what to focus on for maintenance day... Again.
Already on it~!
(( I drew this bc this is Crowbar's internal reaction whenever @blackestQuasar pity reacts his posts and i just think everyone else needs to see it too https://files.catbox.moe/bnfbvy.png #ooc
Word of advice. Don't be a crew, they suck. Except for the one SS I got a truce with. Felt is 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111x better.
None of these words are in the troll8i8le.