WISH I WERE FAT. HONESTLY.
IVE BEEN TRYING. SEEMS MY METABOLISM DISAGREES.
careful what y0u wish for.
I WANT SMALLER TITS AND A BIGGER TUMMY AND IM NOT JOKING.
...b0obs are als0 made of fat. getting fatter w0uld be bo0b+ but don't misunderstand me. i'm s0mething of a genie myself. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d312974ffd1d.png
OH THOSE LOOK YUMMY. WHAT ARE THOSE.
tiramisu m0stly. some cake in a cup. als0 a fuckload 0f avocad0s but that's unrelated even i only have s0 many spare fridges.
SOUNDS NICE. I WILL TAKE.
[Approximately 9 pans of tiramisu were immediately sendificated to location. And an avocado. ...No coordinates were requested, nor needed.]
HOLY SHIT. THANK YOU.
y0u're welcome. my passi0n is aiding in noble g0als like self actualization. also large w0men.