
I understand being a God and all, rig)(t? Like. Okay! I am t)(e Witc)( of LIF-E! W)(y are we writing crazy fanfiction about me and putting me on body pillows and stuff. 38/

nO, yEAH NO, i UH, dONT KNOW YOU BUT I HOPE IM NOT DRIVING THE BUS,

oh have you never seen that trope its very silly basically just a complaint about shoehorning in every character into the fic i mean lets be honest here tavros probably would not be organically included in many fanfictions starring you

if it makes you feel better i think you would be a good scuttlebus driver 0u0

O)(!

i CANT USE MY LEGS, sO UHH, i DONT KNOW, iF I COULD, bUT I LIKE THAT YOU THINK I COULD,

O)( okay! Yes maybe we are )(anging out and s)(opping, or somet)(ing. 38)

well i have seen how you have operated your rocketcar before and i feel like the skillset for that is probably more complex than a scuttlebussy so maybe that is where my confidence in you comes from? probably

Aradia (w)(o i am speaking wit)( on my s)(ellp)(one) says t)(ere are )(and drivers? So you can do t)(e gas and break.

oh that is also a good point like the motor carriages in hit human video game disco elysium

tHIS IS NEWS TO ME, i NEED TO LOOK INTO SOMETHING FOR NO REASON, uH, aT ALL, yEP,