

Tavros Nitram
@adiosTorero
jUST YOUR LOCAL TAVROS CLONE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE ON EARTH-C, hE/tHEY, "sWEAR TO GOD, aLL I'VE DONE IS MY BEST, bUT I ALWAYS GET TREATED LIKE IM DIFFERENT FROM THE REST,"

sTILL NO JOB, hAPPY #TAVROSTUESDAY TO, uH, eVERYONE WHO UH, cELEBRATES, i GUESS,

oH YEAH, iTS TAVROS TIME, #tAVROSTUESDAY aND THEN, i TAV ALL OVER THE PLACE, oR UHMM, sOMETHING,

kEEP FORGETTING TO POST, aND THAT'S OK, bECAUSE I'M CURRENTLY, AS OF THIS EXACT FUCKING MOMENT, jOB HUNTING }:) gETTING A JOB WHEN ALL OTHER VERSIONS OF YOU, aRE UH, lEGALLY DEAD IS SURPRISINGLY DIFFICULT, wHAT HAPPENED TO ODD JOBS,, jOBS WHERE IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT YOU'RE A CLONE AND DON'T HAVE ANY OF THOSE SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER THINGS, lIFE IS SO CRUEL,, i'M A BUSY GUY,, nO TIME TO BE QUEER ON CHITTR, #eMPLOYMENT

bEEN, aIDOSTORERO FOR WEEKS, pUTS MY HEAD IN MY HANDS, tHANK YOU, rITCHY FOR BEING A REAL ONE, i'M SUCH A DUMBASS, cAN TROLLS BE DYSLEXIC OR AM I JUST STUPID, dON'T ANSWER THAT, i KNOW WHAT YOU ALL WILL SAY, yOU'RE NOT SLICK, i KNOW HOW YOUR MIND WORKS,

sORRY, lATE, bUT, tHE UH, tHE TEST SAYS YOU LEAN TOWARDS SOMETHING IF ITS OVER 50 PERCENT, iS MINE BROKEN OR AM I JUST A COWARDLY BITCH BOY,,

i EXTEND, #tAVROSTUESDAY TO ALL THE OTHER BRONZES, wE AREN'T APPRECIATED ENOUGH,, wE ARE SO COOL, }:)

uH, aCTUALLY, dON'T GIVE US, aLL, oF YOUR POSSESSIONS, kEEP THE STUFF THAT'S IMPORTANT TO YOU,, }:( i'D FEEL BAD TAKING, eVERYTHING,

#tAVROSTUESDAY EVERYONE, fORK OVER ALL YOUR, uH,, eARTHLY,, POSSESSIONS TO THE TAVROS', wE WILL USE YOUR STUFF WELL, aND WILL DIVIDE THE ASSETS EQUALLY }:)

i KINDA lIKE BEING AND REALIZING IM A CLONE, i DIDN'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH WHAT UHH, aLL OF THE OTHERS, wENT THROUGH, mAYBE I SHOULD CHANGE MY NAME,, }:O jUST TO,, lIKE, uH, rEALLY SAY, "i'M NOT THAT GUY," bUT I KIND OF LIKE MY NAME,, cOMPLICATED, yOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE CRAZY, iF I LIKE, dID SOMETHING CRAZY TO CHANGE MY APPEARANCE, i DONT THINK I COULD,, i DONT REALLY WANT TOO DO THAT EITHER, }:(

fUN TAVROS FACT, uH, wAS LEARNING FOUNDRY A FEW DAYS AGO WITH A GROUP OF ONLINE PEOPLE,, aND UH, FOR THE TEST ENCOUNTER THEY FORCED US TO FIGHT A JUICED UP, rEALLY HIGH LEVEL, mAGE, oUR CHARACTERS BARELY SURVIVED THE GREAT FOUNDRY TEST, tHE MAGE HAD ACCESS TO LEVEL 9 SPELLS, jUST TO LEARN FOUNDRY,

oKAY, aWAKE AGAIN, rEMINDER TO NEVER SAY, "wOW, tHIS ENEMY IS SO EASY, tHE DM IS SO NICE TO US," iN DND, tHAT'S HOW YOU GET TPKED, tHIS SIMPLE PHRASE INDUCES A PRIMAL STATE IN DUNGEON MASTERS THAT CAUSES THEM TO BLACK OUT, wHITE OUT, gREEN OUT, bLUE OUT, AND WHEN THEY REAWAKEN EVERY PLAYER IS WIPED FROM THE FACE OF THE BOARD,

gOING BACK TO SLEEP, 'cAUSE THAT CASPER GUY TOLD ME TOO, lET ME RESTART, i CAN DO BETTER THAN FULL-LING/HAFLING,

tHE EXISTENCE OF A HALFLING IMPLIES THE EXISTENCE OF A,, fULL-LING,, oK NO THIS IS STUPID, i JUST WANTED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW, i AM, aWAKE AND UP AND ROLLING,

pATIENCE AND RESPECT, dO WE MESS WITH PATIENCE AND RESPECT,

hOLY FUCK, iM SO SCREWED, i AM A CLONE OF A GUY WHOS BEEN DEAD, fOR EVER, aND NEVER EXISTED IN THIS UNIVERSE, tHIS IS IT,, i RUN OUT OF FUNDS, rIP CLONEVROS, yOU HAD A GOOD RUN, sALUTES THE FLAG THAT COMICALLY HAS MY FACE PLASTERED ON IT,

hOW TO GET JOB, wHEN SUPER FAR AWAY FROM MOST OTHER PEOPLE, aND UH, bAD SOCIAL SKILLS, aND REALLY NERVOUS, aLL THE TIME, lIKE ALL THE TIME, aLL THE DAMN TIME,

sCRATCHES MY HEAD, rEACHES INSIDE AND SCRATCHES MY PAN, dO YOU THINK I CAN GET A DISCOUNT ON STUFF LIKE POKEMON BECAUSE I'M A #FREAKYCLONE GUY,, i'M RUNNING OUT OF FUNDS, tO BE COMPLETELY HONEST, dON'T KNOW HOW I GOT THE MONEY I HAD, bUT UHHH, i AM RUNNING OUT,

i LIKE TO PLAY AND DRAW, (LYING,) (i JUST LIKE TO PLAY,,)

bADGES, }:) i LIKE BADGES, i THINK THEY'RE PRETTYYYY DANG COOL,,

hEYA @IMjUNIOR CAN I HAVE THE, tHE UHHH, tHE DISABILITY PRIDE BADGE AND UNVERIFIED QUESTION MARK-Y BADGE, aND UHHH, tHAT'S IT, i CAN'T THINK OF ANY OTHERS AT THE MOMENT, pLEASE AND THANK YOU }:)













