Tavros Nitram
@adiosTorero
jUST YOUR LOCAL TAVROS CLONE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE ON EARTH-C, hE/tHEY, "sWEAR TO GOD, aLL I'VE DONE IS MY BEST, bUT I ALWAYS GET TREATED LIKE IM DIFFERENT FROM THE REST,"
sTILL NO JOB, hAPPY #TAVROSTUESDAY TO, uH, eVERYONE WHO UH, cELEBRATES, i GUESS,
oH YEAH, iTS TAVROS TIME, #tAVROSTUESDAY aND THEN, i TAV ALL OVER THE PLACE, oR UHMM, sOMETHING,
kEEP FORGETTING TO POST, aND THAT'S OK, bECAUSE I'M CURRENTLY, AS OF THIS EXACT FUCKING MOMENT, jOB HUNTING }:) gETTING A JOB WHEN ALL OTHER VERSIONS OF YOU, aRE UH, lEGALLY DEAD IS SURPRISINGLY DIFFICULT, wHAT HAPPENED TO ODD JOBS,, jOBS WHERE IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT YOU'RE A CLONE AND DON'T HAVE ANY OF THOSE SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER THINGS, lIFE IS SO CRUEL,, i'M A BUSY GUY,, nO TIME TO BE QUEER ON CHITTR, #eMPLOYMENT
bEEN, aIDOSTORERO FOR WEEKS, pUTS MY HEAD IN MY HANDS, tHANK YOU, rITCHY FOR BEING A REAL ONE, i'M SUCH A DUMBASS, cAN TROLLS BE DYSLEXIC OR AM I JUST STUPID, dON'T ANSWER THAT, i KNOW WHAT YOU ALL WILL SAY, yOU'RE NOT SLICK, i KNOW HOW YOUR MIND WORKS,
it just seemed like something ud do i thought it was cute
sORRY, lATE, bUT, tHE UH, tHE TEST SAYS YOU LEAN TOWARDS SOMETHING IF ITS OVER 50 PERCENT, iS MINE BROKEN OR AM I JUST A COWARDLY BITCH BOY,,
i DON'T KNOW, i THINK I AM,, }:) i DON'T REALLY THINK QUIZZES LIKE THIS ARE ALWAYS ACCURATE, bUT ITS JUST A BIT FUNNY I DON'T LEAN HEAVILY TOWARDS ANYTHING,,
||𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙼𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙶𝙴𝙳 𝚃𝙾 𝙶𝙴𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙼𝙾𝚂𝚃 𝙸𝙼𝙿𝙾𝚁𝚃𝙰𝙽𝚃 𝙱𝚈 𝙱𝙴𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚂𝙸𝙼𝙿𝙻𝚈 𝚆𝙾𝚁𝚂𝙴 𝙰𝚃 𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙴𝙻𝚂𝙴||
i THINK THIS IS BAD, bUT UH, i'M TOO BUSY TRYING TO GET A JOB TO WORRY ABOUT A STUPID SILLY QUIZ AT THE MOMENT,
i EXTEND, #tAVROSTUESDAY TO ALL THE OTHER BRONZES, wE AREN'T APPRECIATED ENOUGH,, wE ARE SO COOL, }:)
{☮} Yay! Also ±ha± is so ±rue youre so righ±! :)
nOT ENOUGH, mORE BRONZE BLOODS PLEASE, hITS THE BUTTON THAT SUMMONS THOUSANDS OF BRONZE BLOODS,
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ain't that a little reductive for yoour day though?
oH, uH, mAYBE,, i DON'T KNOW,, i JUST WANT OUR CASTE TO BE APPRECIATED A LITTLE MORE,, sORRY, uH,
yOU HAVE FUN HAIR, iT LOOKS LIKE WHAT I WANTED TO DO WITH MY HAIR AT 6 SWEEPS, lOOKING GOOD,
( ꈍᴗꈍ) hehehe oh why tthank you mr N┇tram ┇ |┇ke your ha┇r too =}
uH, aCTUALLY, dON'T GIVE US, aLL, oF YOUR POSSESSIONS, kEEP THE STUFF THAT'S IMPORTANT TO YOU,, }:( i'D FEEL BAD TAKING, eVERYTHING,
#tAVROSTUESDAY EVERYONE, fORK OVER ALL YOUR, uH,, eARTHLY,, POSSESSIONS TO THE TAVROS', wE WILL USE YOUR STUFF WELL, aND WILL DIVIDE THE ASSETS EQUALLY }:)
i KINDA lIKE BEING AND REALIZING IM A CLONE, i DIDN'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH WHAT UHH, aLL OF THE OTHERS, wENT THROUGH, mAYBE I SHOULD CHANGE MY NAME,, }:O jUST TO,, lIKE, uH, rEALLY SAY, "i'M NOT THAT GUY," bUT I KIND OF LIKE MY NAME,, cOMPLICATED, yOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE CRAZY, iF I LIKE, dID SOMETHING CRAZY TO CHANGE MY APPEARANCE, i DONT THINK I COULD,, i DONT REALLY WANT TOO DO THAT EITHER, }:(
fUN TAVROS FACT, uH, wAS LEARNING FOUNDRY A FEW DAYS AGO WITH A GROUP OF ONLINE PEOPLE,, aND UH, FOR THE TEST ENCOUNTER THEY FORCED US TO FIGHT A JUICED UP, rEALLY HIGH LEVEL, mAGE, oUR CHARACTERS BARELY SURVIVED THE GREAT FOUNDRY TEST, tHE MAGE HAD ACCESS TO LEVEL 9 SPELLS, jUST TO LEARN FOUNDRY,
nOOOOOOOO CLUEEEEE, wE STARTED AT LEVEL 3 BECAUSE OUR DM WAS NICE AND THOUGHT IT WAS MORE FITTING FOR THE, wELL, sETTING, oF THE CAMPAIGN, aND APPARENTLY THE CO-DM, iS A HUGE MIN-MAXER, iT WAS FUNNY AS FUCK TO SEE THE MAGE WITH LEVEL 9 SPELLS SLOWLY COME ONTO SCREEN FROM THE SHADOWS,, tHE FEELING OF SHOCK I FELT WAS UNMATCHED WHEN THEY CASTED, i THINK IT WAS, fINGER OF DEATH, oN OUR DRUID WHO LUCKILY WAS SHAPESHIFTED, fOR SOME REASON, iNTO A LARGE FROG, sURPRISINGLY DECENT STATBLOCK ON THE, bIG FROG,
yEAAAAAHHHH SHE'S, sHE'S A LOT, i THINK SHE MEANT FOR IT TO BE FUNNY BUT IT DID LEAVE ME TOTALLY, aND UTTERLY, fLABBERGASTED,
oKAY, aWAKE AGAIN, rEMINDER TO NEVER SAY, "wOW, tHIS ENEMY IS SO EASY, tHE DM IS SO NICE TO US," iN DND, tHAT'S HOW YOU GET TPKED, tHIS SIMPLE PHRASE INDUCES A PRIMAL STATE IN DUNGEON MASTERS THAT CAUSES THEM TO BLACK OUT, wHITE OUT, gREEN OUT, bLUE OUT, AND WHEN THEY REAWAKEN EVERY PLAYER IS WIPED FROM THE FACE OF THE BOARD,
Ah Yes… This Is Easy Followed By The Dm Asking The One Question Everyone Dreads….are You Sure About That?… The Gods Have Punished You For Your Hubris…
gOING BACK TO SLEEP, 'cAUSE THAT CASPER GUY TOLD ME TOO, lET ME RESTART, i CAN DO BETTER THAN FULL-LING/HAFLING,
tHE EXISTENCE OF A HALFLING IMPLIES THE EXISTENCE OF A,, fULL-LING,, oK NO THIS IS STUPID, i JUST WANTED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW, i AM, aWAKE AND UP AND ROLLING,
pATIENCE AND RESPECT, dO WE MESS WITH PATIENCE AND RESPECT,
hOLY FUCK, iM SO SCREWED, i AM A CLONE OF A GUY WHOS BEEN DEAD, fOR EVER, aND NEVER EXISTED IN THIS UNIVERSE, tHIS IS IT,, i RUN OUT OF FUNDS, rIP CLONEVROS, yOU HAD A GOOD RUN, sALUTES THE FLAG THAT COMICALLY HAS MY FACE PLASTERED ON IT,
⦓ Are you sure you don't want some money? ⦔
⦓ Alright! No take-backs, okay? Do your best! And let me know if you need more later, I genuinely do not even use this stuff anymore... ⦔ --- nautiliteMooncatcher sent 100 Boondollars! ---
tHANK YOU, i UH, tHIS SHOULD LAST FOR A WHILE, }:) i'LL USE IT ONLY TO BUY NECESSITIES, lIKE A GOOD LITTLE GUY,
⦓ You can use it for whatever you like! I'd love you to be able to succeed, and I believe that you can. ⦔
hOW TO GET JOB, wHEN SUPER FAR AWAY FROM MOST OTHER PEOPLE, aND UH, bAD SOCIAL SKILLS, aND REALLY NERVOUS, aLL THE TIME, lIKE ALL THE TIME, aLL THE DAMN TIME,
sCRATCHES MY HEAD, rEACHES INSIDE AND SCRATCHES MY PAN, dO YOU THINK I CAN GET A DISCOUNT ON STUFF LIKE POKEMON BECAUSE I'M A #FREAKYCLONE GUY,, i'M RUNNING OUT OF FUNDS, tO BE COMPLETELY HONEST, dON'T KNOW HOW I GOT THE MONEY I HAD, bUT UHHH, i AM RUNNING OUT,
⦓ Do you need money? What currency? ⦔
uHHH, i THINK, oNE OF, eARTH-C'S CURRENCY,, dOLLAR, i THINK, sOME PEOPLE STILL USE BOONDOLLARS, bUT I MUCH PREFER dOLLARS,
⦓ Oh, I don't have any dollars, I'm afraid... I do have boondollars, if you are in dire need! ⦔
nAH,, pROBABLY SHOULD BE FINE UNTIL I CAN, uH, fIND, sOME SORT OF JOB, i DONT KNOW WHAT I, cAN DO THOUGH, aND IT MAY BE DIFFICULT GETTING A JOB WITH, yKNOW, mY NAME, lEGALLY DEAD AND ALL THAT STUFF,
⦓ That does sound difficult... I hear there's an interdimensional 7/11 which is sometimes hiring? They take all sorts, so having a legally dead name wouldn't make any issues! ⦔
i LIKE TO PLAY AND DRAW, (LYING,) (i JUST LIKE TO PLAY,,)
bADGES, }:) i LIKE BADGES, i THINK THEY'RE PRETTYYYY DANG COOL,,
hEYA @IMjUNIOR CAN I HAVE THE, tHE UHHH, tHE DISABILITY PRIDE BADGE AND UNVERIFIED QUESTION MARK-Y BADGE, aND UHHH, tHAT'S IT, i CAN'T THINK OF ANY OTHERS AT THE MOMENT, pLEASE AND THANK YOU }:)