β¦ pitied by @adiosTorero
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oNE TIME A MUGGER, tRIED TO ROB ME, oR IT WAS A ROBBER TRYING TO MUG ME, i FORGET, bUT ANYWAYS i PULLED OUT MY WALLET, aND OPENED IT AND, a LITTLE MOTH FLEW OUT, aND THE ROBBER MUGGER FELT BAD FOR ME, aND THEN THE MOTH, fLEW INTO THEIR WALLET, bECAUSE i GUESS, iT WAS COMFIER THAN MINE, aND THEN WE BOTH SORT OF STOOD THERE, sILENTLY, fOR F1FTEEN SECONDS OR SO, aND THEN THEY TURNED AROUND, aND STARTED WALKING AWAY, bUT THEN i GUESS, rEMEMBERED THEY NEEDED TO GO THE OTHER WAY, sO THEY TURNED AROUND AGAIN, aND WALKED BY ME, bUT THAT WAS ALSO THE D1RECTION i WAS WALKING, sO WE WALKED TOGETHER, fOR A BIT, aND i THOUGHT ABOUT ASKING IF, mY MOTH FRIEND, wANTED TO COME BACK, bUT DIDN'T,
[RIP MED$ DIDNT EVEN LA$T A MONTH WITH ME]
it just seemed like something ud do i thought it was cute
3833 < So, w)(at do people do on )(ere nya? 3833 < 38??
0h g0d t00 many eridans -takes 0ut 0ut the bug spray-
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are you okay?
}:( cmon man...
ain't that a little reductive for yoour day though?
"= i'm seeing a lot of typos. it's okay. you are forgiven. but it is #tekrastuesday. ="
I'm so hungry I could eat a
a trEE just fell on my fUckIng hIvE.
im so normal btw
haha same!
I want to stab some of you.
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Had to tweak the grammar in that one like three times. Still not satisfied but so be it. I'm not rewriting the whole thing.
yeah i get fomo (fantasies of making out)
many things to say and none of them are sfw i need to be put down
unfortunately for everyone iiβm 2tiill aliive.
if they'RE called half-orcs, does that imply the existence of a fullorc? #original #donotsteal #myjoke #mine #phunt
What the fuck does a page even DO my godtier is USELESS
ALRIGHT WHOS THE WISE GUY @parkMuscle WHO THE HECK ARE YOU BRO?!?! WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE ME BRO?!?!?! NYEHENEHEUENYEEHNYEEEEHNYEEEH
WRATH AND SCORN.
β¦ Are you sure you don't want some money? β¦
WHY BOTHER WASHING YOUR HANDS in public places?? DON'T YOU KNOW THEY CAN COLLECT YOUR FINGERPRINTS THAT WAY?
hECK YEAH, dUDE, iT IS, kIND OF AWFUL, hOW PEOPLE CAN BE, i MEAN UHH,,, sPO1LERS, mAYBE, i DON'T KNOW IF YOU, wENT THROUGH THIS, eXACTLY BUT, tHE WAY THAT, oUR LEGS GOT, sAWED OFF AND REPLACED, wITHOUT EVEN ASKING US, wAS JUST,,, iN HINDSIGHT, iT IS SOMETH1NG THAT IS, vERY UPSETTING TO ME, iN HINDSIGHT,
I wonder w)(at my friends got up to after t)(ey all died 38?
you can supplement this by laying overw a couch arwm orw maybe acrwoss the back of a couch and then talk out loud and it is basically just as good because you get to feel high up and also prwetend therwe is someone listening and if you rweally want something to listen like you don t have the imagination good enough to accept that you can just rwecorwd yourwself talking about whateverw you want and then you can flip that and make it into a podcast and then you can prwofit by a few frwactions of a caegarw forw everwy thousand listens that is called passive income
Even 1f you were a clone, that just means someone l1ked you so much, they wanted two. Unrelated, 1 had noth1ng to do w1th 1t
i sense a presence
holy moly macaroni its 3 in the am!!! i oughta sleep :O
i think my matesprit is g0ne s0 that sucks
κ°ΰ¦ I got the collars yall :o] ΰ»κ±
κ°ΰ¦ I ain't gonna do SHIT if you FIGHT ME. IM NORMAL. ΰ»κ±
κ°ΰ¦ I'm atargetin you cause I like you :o] ΰ»κ±
κ°ΰ¦ YES. ΰ»κ±
π₯i Am The Milkman. My Milk Is Delicious :]π
π₯milk Was Labeled Incorrectly Leading To Me Not Being Able To Drink All Of It Before It Went Bad :( Milkman Sadπ
oh i didnt realize it was just you being silly. my bad, woke up in a bad mood. shouldnt be taking that out on you man
dude letβs be friends
if i wanna be really annoying its actually pokΓ©mon
dude its "pokemon" not pokeymon. i dont even like the franchise and i know that
dude youβre so mean to me
i like pissing off nitrams
Please don't hate yourself. Because that would be homophobic.
i'll stop then lol
Id love to ignore him but considering the circumstances thatd be a completely moronic idea nor would it actually work.
>+. THROWING MY SMALL BIRD SON LIKE A PAPER PLANE BTW .+<
I Don't Like My Last Name Anymore
what the fuck tavros i just spent like ten minutes defending your honor
my name isnβt david btw
I did this and it wounded me horribly! Let's not!
feelings or whatever.
dont know when this post turned into a full on therapy session shit im not cut out for this racket get me a rose stat i mean i dont know what else to do BUT believe you but understand youre running out of empathy vouchers is all im sayin
Being Private Is One Thing. Being A Prπde Is Anπ¦ther.
Chittr should have a verification process that just executes you if you don't get approved.