Every time I come back to check chittr after working on something, some new terrible thing has happened.
Lalonde please it's okay you can let go. President Troll8ama will always 8e with us in our memories.
Listen. If you stop prodding at this rumor, I'll personally take it up with the President to give you two positions in the cabinet, okay?
I 8elieve Dirk has already esta8lished why that's a 8ad idea. 8ut fine, I will let it go for now.
Thank you.
Dear, all I do is post titty pics. If we can have a department of Degeneracy, we can have a department of shitposts.
Touche. And yet, my point remains. Don't put me in the government. All I do is eat hot chip and lie. (And make more references than people realize.)
I guess if I got to ch∞se I'd want to 8e secretary of like, idk, 8eing dope as hell. I'm sure you'll pick something fitting.
We /could/ use a Public Relations team. Or, just the one person.