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aw fuck

cant do that either actually especially if theyre an alternate future self

back to the gym studio straight after see yall in a few hours

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hehehe, hell yeah! :D

how so? :)

okaaaaay.... f¡¡¡nee...

If you insist, dear.💚

fair enugh

That can be good or bad depending on things!

Your name is Derek strider, of course some people may know you as "Dirk" which is a nickname you haven't used since you was a teenager, you use to have the handle timaeusTestified when you was 17 and browsed random forums, that was until you found a toddler in a meteor one day, ever since you've been training him for a game that will destroy the world, at least it was supposed to about half a decade ago, but it never came and earth is still intact, that doesn't meant you went easy on the little man's training if anything you've only gotten more stricter with your training as he grew older, now you're just some guy in his mid 30s anxious over when meteorites start falling out of the sky, will they come? Who knows and who cares, the training never stops.
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Yes! #juniorbadgedyou

thats a first for a serket nice job

:33< im so niceys

:33< mewre welclawme

:33< yeah of course

:33< i supurrt trans wrongs

:33< happy to hear it

perfect.

all 8 of them?

if that makes a good day for you then aint my place to judge i suppose. hope you have an even greater day then.
Thanks!.I'm.gonna.fucking.need.it!!

Yea)( I know, I'm t)(e best

Anon asks: "Yeah, um... okay. How do I toler8 really fucking pesky thoughts, such as 8ut not limited to wanting to redo my entire life?" I think you should learn to 8ecome comforta8le in the life you currently have and reconcile with past decisions that led you to wanting a redo. It is often hard to accept your life when you've 8ecome dissatisfied with it 8ut it is never to l8te to change it.

im way too lesbian for this universe....

thank y0u ^u^

YAY (:B

HOW WOULD IT BE FOR FUN

WHATTTTT. ):B

MEE IF YOU SQUINT.

VOTED CUTEST BOY EVER 7 YEARS IN A ROW.

you got this! :D
Is the previous post a yell directed at men, or is it open to all?

ya know, thinking about it? agreed!

darn.

anyone important?

B33c < whatd you get up to vriska

NYOOOO

i sure did! youre so good at doin wwhat youre told.

bastard fuck ass bitch! so rude.

fuck!

(:<zz make me

shes normal!

please dont apologize to me it feels unnatural.
8=l < I am not shire mine count 8=l < But it's not as if I am flatchested 8=l < #bigbreastfriday 8=l < And also 8=l < #fatboyfriday [photo posted!] He's in a mirror, shirtless and fle%ing! He has no breasts of the feminine variety but this man is very muscular and meaty and he thin% that makes up for it just fine. Ya boi THICC. He's also built like a bear, with a chubby tummy.

oh :o)

:o) <3

good. bless you. :o)

sneeze on them next time then, but not me. :o(

im no longer denied peace i knew id find purpose in the rain patience of a saint SEE THE WAY IT BREAKS and mends itself to me you give only to take and what will be will be

Bold Of You To Assume This Was Towards Anyone Vriska

[ENTRY 1415] [WHAT A BOLD NEW WORLD, THAT HAS SUCH PLAYTHINGS IN IT. HAD THIS ‘CHITTR’ BEEN NOTHING MORE THAN SOCIAL MEDIA FOR VERMIN LIKE I ASSUMED, THEN I WOULD HAVE TORN THE PUPPETS SEWING OUT AGAIN FOR WASTING MY TIME. BUT NO, IT SEEMS THAT THIS IS SOMETHING…UNIQUE. MULTIPLE DIVERGENT TIMELINES. BEYOND MINE. FILLED WITH VARIATIONS OF ENEMIES AND FFF. FRRR. FRIIIIEE… …ALLIES. VARIATIONS OF ENEMIES AND ALLIES. THE EGBERT PHILISTINE, THE ONE WHOSE NAME I CLAIMED IN RESPECT, THE BITCHES, DIRK…OTHER FELTS, EVEN OTHER ME’S. AND SO MANY DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THE SAME STORY. SO MANY POTENTIAL NEW GAMES TO PLAY. CURIOUS. OH. AND I DIE. …WHATEVER. MY PUPPET SEEMS TO BE PLAYING HIS OWN GAME, HUNTING SOME KIND OF RING. ARGUING AGAINST DOG BITCHES. I’VE ONLY SEEN BITS AND PIECES. NOT THAT IT’S IMPORTANT. IF HE WANTS TO BELIEVE HE CAN ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING OTHER THAN WHAT I NEED HIM FOR, SO BE IT. FOR NOW. I WANT TO KEEP WATCHING. I WONDER WHO ELSE IS HERE.]

if you use a needle in one hand and point the other can you shoot lighting

Oh Lovely

meow.

BITCH.
gotcha gotcha have fun with whatever is happening in five minutes

YOU ALREADY LOST STAMINA.

I'M NOT DEAD ACTUALLY I'M ALIVE AND WELL.

Also, I'll be honest, sometimes I find myself missing smuppets, it was nice feeling soft puppet rump when I needed a little distraction. #nsfw #suggestive

yeah i do :o)

real.


Yo+u and me bo+th.

i lovve wwoman

@arachnidsGal you wwill ALWWAYS be a wwoman

3833 < T)(ank mew! I am glad to be Alive and not Fefetasploded 383

3833 < Fefeta is glad mew believe in yourself

happy vriska day i guess! :D

<<"that's great to hear!">>

print("happy day")

<<"hooray!!! hope it's been good!">>

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When are fuck-o's *not* attention whores on here at this r8?

<:C

being called missing no and bein told its cause i shouldnt exist was a whole new level.

opportunity for me to self loathe. haha.
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Oh, please. Big Boobs was my father’s name. Call me Boobs.

you also died many deaths? twwinin!!

thank you. howw has it been?

I LIKE GETTING POUND? SO, FUCKING WHAT. GOD FORBID A TROLL LIKE DO IT AS IF I'M GOING TO POUND TOWN. FUCK MY LIFE, RIGHT? FUCK. #nsfw

FUCK. THIS IS A HARD POST TO MAKE BUT I'M NOT A FUCKING COWARD SO I'M DOING IT. HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO MY LUSUS, I GUESS. I DON'T KNOW. I MISS HIM. HE WAS A BULGEWHIFFING PRICK BUT HE LOVED ME SO MUCH. MORE THAN I KNOW I DESERVED. I WISH I HAD APPRECIATED HIM MORE INSTEAD OF BEING AN ANGSTY FUCK. HAVING MY OWN GRUB NOW AND NOT BEING ABLE TO SHOW HIM SUCKS. I KNOW HE WOULD LOVE HER. I LIKE TO THINK SO, ANYWAY.

Y3S.

so tru

i DON'T THINK 1T IS, tHAT WEIRD, i'VE BEEN DOING WELL ENOUGH FOR MYSELF, i THINK, dESPITE EVERYTHING,

hELLO vRISKA HOW GOES, iT?

currently arranging a prank! and also doing some chores at the same time. its how i make pranking someone feel less mean i tidy up while i do it.

<<"true, i guess! have to appreciate that it could always be worse!">>

yeah cuz you can fly!! :)

hELLO,






