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[⊗] I have been t✧ld I'm quite g✧✧d at saying fu☾ked up things t✧ pe✧ple~! Hm... maybe that's why I'm single. ANYWAY. AWAY WITH THAT TH✧UGHT. T✧ THE MAZE WITH Y✧U. DAYTERR✧RS UP✧N YE!
O-Oh.... ho-ow... unpleasant hi-ighblo-oo-od. And equally upsetti-ing...
[⊗] Hmmmm REDFLAG. JAIL IMMEDIATELY.
I-I am assumi-ing... yo-ou are o-obtai-ini-ing yo-our...to-oo-ols i-in the way yo-ou wo-ould no-ormally (no-ot any o-of my busi-iness, mi-ight I-I have......) and then usi-ing i-it as yo-ou please... whi-ich i-is po-ouri-ing i-it o-over... a uh... large po-osteri-io-or... Whi-ich... o-oh, the cleanup wo-ould be ni-ightmari-ish...
[⊗] Red flags I l✧✧k f✧r in a man when I want t✧ date!!! • Stank breath and d✧esn't take the gum when I ✧ffer - Y✧U STINKY ASS BIT☾H. • Sma☾ks his lips when he ☾hews - Y✧u will be ☾ulled!!! • Talks - St✧p that. • Listens t✧ EDM - Why?? Why are y✧u dr✧wning ✧ut with that N✧ISE? • A j✧gger - What are y✧u running fr✧m??? • W✧uld be ✧kay with me seeing girls but n✧t ✧ther men (h✧m✧ph✧bia?????) • Dirty Fingernails - QDUYBT, AND IF Y✧U ARE, WASH Y✧UR HANDS AND UNDER Y✧UR NAILS.. • Wears their vapes ar✧und their ne☾k. - IT'S TA☾KY!!! • Kayakers - WHY???? WH✧ ARE Y✧U KAYAKING FR✧M??
I-I mean o-of co-ourse.... but ho-ow... sli-ightly unsani-itary.
#HoRnY PoSt?(TiNg)sIlLy(tInG)SiLlY SiLlY!(tInG)My hOrNs(tInG)ArE(TiNg)uNdEr mY(TiNg)hAt!
𓄀 well if ya wanna hear me bellyache ab⌖ʊt it we can talk. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
I Cannot Be Caught Like That In Front Of The " Hoes " Again.
𓄀 if it's stʊpid, i am bʊrnin ya. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𓄀 y⌖ʊ aint makin n⌖ damn s⌖rta sense. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
Hello, I'm gorgeous and lethal. LOOONG DAY running an ENTIRE EMPIRE. I'm taking pike... a break, not from runnin shit, naψ, juuuust pike... lil empress vacay for the day.
𓄀 sʊre d⌖ and i'm sʊre y⌖ʊ ab⌖minati⌖n c⌖mbinati⌖n tastes like em t⌖⌖. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𓄀 i d⌖n't think ya d⌖ing that at all. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𓄀 the ⌖nly thing that has my sh⌖⌖k is that this has t⌖ taste like abs⌖lʊte cheeks. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𓄀 g⌖ ⌖n s⌖mewhere and qʊit talkin' t⌖ my partner like that. ya made ya damn p⌖int. get ⌖n with ya self. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . That i$ ₱uꝛ€l¥ vil€⋮ ¥¥∵uꝛ $∵ft ₱alat€ mu$t b€ in ag∵n¥⋮
𓄀 y⌖ʊ lʊcky i ain't sh⌖⌖t y⌖ʊ yet. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . Ꝛ€v∵lting, daꝛling⋮ Ab$∵lut€l¥ n∵t⋮
‹◑ huh crazy c⊗mb⊗, pers⊗nally w⊗uldn't eat it. but i aint a big fan ⊗f dark ch⊗c⊗late. ◐›
𓄀 S⌖ y⌖ʊ ain't jʊst blind in the eyes bʊt als⌖ blind in the tastebʊds. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . What€v€ꝛ ab∵minati∵n thi$ i$, I tꝛul¥ d∵ wi$h ¥∵u had k€₱t it t∵ ¥∵uꝛ$€lf⋮
‹◑ level with me here bl⊗⊗d? ch⊗c⊗late? bbg sauce? ◐›
8efore I curl up in my little fluffy nest for the light I have a final message: hehehe hiiii
‹◑ exaaactly y⊗u get it. like. d⊗nt be h⊗ldin me up. i g⊗t places t⊗ be and clearly it aint here. ◐›
‹◑ i start singing real l⊗ud if it starts gettin b⊗rin. ◐›
‹◑ it's always perfectly ethical t⊗ break s⊗me⊗ne's d⊗⊗r d⊗wn when they break y⊗ur shit, by the way. S⊗ break their d⊗⊗r. ◐›
‹◑ Trying t⊗ figure ⊗ut the ⊗ptics ⊗f d⊗ing s⊗mething really stupid. ◐›
‹◑ True. aight, time t⊗ d⊗ s⊗mething stupid. ◐›
gruuhhpoooppinghk booottles in the ice!! like aaa lizaaard 🦎 when we dooo it we dooo it right gettin slizzaaard [🦎] sippin sizzurp in my ride in my ride like aaa lizaaard 🦎 nooow im feelin sooo fly like aaa lizaaard 🦎(¬ºཀ°)¬
𓄀 d⌖n't tell me t⌖ take n⌖ damn pictʊre, partner. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𓄀 i'm sʊre there a few bʊt I ain't hear ab⌖ʊt em caʊse it's been w⌖rk great f⌖r me. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𓄀 Here are s⌖me real c⌖wb⌖y tips f⌖r ya. bʊt really it's jʊst bein smart adn n⌖t bʊll-headed. D⌖n't sqʊat with y⌖ʊr spʊrs ⌖n. D⌖n't let ya yearnin's ⌖ʊtrʊn ya earnin's. D⌖n't dig f⌖r Adam's ale ʊnder the ⌖ʊth⌖ʊse. D⌖n't g⌖ in if y⌖ʊ d⌖n't kn⌖w the way ⌖ʊt. D⌖n't fiddle wit sʊmthin' that ain't b⌖therin' ya. nary drive black cattle in the dark. nary appr⌖ach a bʊll fr⌖m the fr⌖nt, a h⌖rse fr⌖m the rear, ⌖r a f⌖⌖l fr⌖m any directi⌖n nary miss a g⌖⌖d chance t⌖ shʊt ʊp nary ask h⌖w beef-headed s⌖me⌖ne is 'caʊse they'll tʊrn ar⌖ʊnd and sh⌖w ya. If ya find yerself in a h⌖le, the first thing t⌖ d⌖ is st⌖p digging. It's better t⌖ keep y⌖ʊr m⌖ʊth shʊt and l⌖⌖k beef-headed than ⌖pen it an pr⌖ve it. If it d⌖esn't seem w⌖rth the eff⌖rt, it pr⌖lly ain't Jʊst 'caʊse tr⌖ʊble c⌖mes visiting d⌖esn't mean ya 'ave ta ⌖ffer it a place t' sit d⌖wn. Lettin' the cat ⌖ʊtta the bag is a wh⌖le l⌖t easier than pʊttin' it back. Natʊre gave ʊs all s⌖mething t⌖ fall back ⌖n, and s⌖⌖ner ⌖r later we all land flat ⌖n it. The qʊickest way t⌖ d⌖ʊble y⌖ʊr m⌖ney is t⌖ f⌖ld it ⌖ver and pʊt it back int⌖ y⌖ʊr p⌖cket. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
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gruuhhthey see my roooniiii they haaatiiin paaatrooollinghk tryinghk tooo get my roooniii #tryinghktooocaaatchaaandeaaatmyroooni yooouu knooow i like the shells mooore thaaan i like the regulaaar elbooow noooooodz aaand aaa toooooooooooon ooof pepper mmmm sneezy cheesy(¬ºཀ°)¬
some of yall on some prisencolinensinainciusol type shit when asked your type just say youre into fat bitches goddamn
🦈๋࣭⭑ 𓂃𓂁𓂃 i feel like i turn αround αnd someone looks slig}{tly different t}{αn }{ow i sαw t}{em t}{e dαy prior. cαn't miss α fucking dαy on c}{ittr }{u}{? 𓂃𓂄𓂃
🦈๋࣭⭑ 𓂃𓂁𓂃 i'm not tαll, you're just smαll αnd s}{ort αnd t}{αt's α YOU problem. 𓂃𓂄𓂃
🦈๋࣭⭑ 𓂃𓂁𓂃 i }{αve α lαrge collection of s}{αrk pαrαp}{ernαliα. 𓂃𓂄𓂃
🦈๋࣭⭑ 𓂃𓂁𓂃 seαdweller bronzeblood wit}{ s}{αrk feαtures I decided to mαke it my entire αest}{etic. 彡✰.˙⊹ ∘ 🦈٭ 𓂃𓂄𓂃
bling bling boy just like johnny tesste /over and out/
𓄀 I'm g⌖ing t⌖ bʊrn y⌖ʊr left eyebr⌖w ⌖ff specifically. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
E̶ve̶n̶ ̶I̶ Kn̶ow Who That ̶I̶s._
𓄀 if i wanted that shit id have s⌖me by n⌖w. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
gruuhhcaaareful brooo brooo its hooot lemme blooow ooon it phewwphewww here yooouu gooo *squirmy wooorm squirmy wooorm*(¬ºཀ°)¬
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ y𝑒𝓈 finally i am not on𝑒 of t𝒽𝑒𝓈𝑒 lowblood 𝓈𝒽awti𝑒𝓈 t𝒽ou art 𝓈p𝑒aking toward𝓈 but nonclownkin i am alway𝓈 jubilant to 𝓈𝑒𝑒 ┈ ┈ ┈
𓄀 the twins disabled my p⌖wers caʊse i was makin' the damn r⌖⌖m t⌖⌖ h⌖t. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
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𓄀 I'm g⌖nna sh⌖⌖t y⌖ʊ next time I see y⌖ʊ. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
gruuhhI WaaaS WHIPPinghk UP WoooooooooooooooRMS IN aaa KETTLE(¬ºཀ°)¬
𓄀 i aint g⌖nna l⌖⌖k like a f⌖⌖l dancin' ar⌖ʊnd with the b⌖th ⌖f ya. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𓄀 "dear diary, c⌖wb⌖y was mean t⌖ me again" 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𓄀 i g⌖t half a wit t⌖ sh⌖⌖t ya. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
🦈๋࣭⭑ 𓂃𓂁𓂃 I t}{ink it's my second-best fαctor. 𓂃𓂄𓂃
🦈๋࣭⭑ 𓂃𓂁𓂃 I got my job by }{αving copious αmounts of αudαcity. 𓂃𓂄𓂃
🦈๋࣭⭑ 𓂃𓂁𓂃 You're so rig}{t. @}{iMitsukαttα 𓂃𓂄𓂃
God Gi*ves Hi*s Toughest Battles to Hi*s Hardest soldi*ers stay Erect Everyone, Keep That Head Up #mantras #suggesti*veᛝ
j3shuz fuk i thought u moth3rfuk3rsh would all b3 ashl33p by now?!
[Scanning...] ▒ ▒ ▒▒ ▒ ▒ that iz a nice colour. [Targets ???]
Good night and or morning. Not looking outside. Do it yourself.
sommmme of you are really just out here saying things
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ They got bulk pussy at troll costco
Pussy l00se and im n0rmal as hell #nsfw
ii2 the ma2querade bliind accommodatiing?
Sex and cannibalism is basically the same thing #nsfw #nsfwe #cannibalism
(ㆆࡇㆆ") < oral and cannibalism are just a single choice apart. (ㆆࡇㆆ") < make that choice.
for the record i NEVER said i was one a the good ones. cause good ones don't announce on billboard signs that they're good ones they take personal inventory an own up to mistakes as publicly as possible to show that they're the good ones.
|'m not gonn^ lie to yov it w^s like. Re^lly good.
i suppose i vwelcomed these comments huh
this is the second suggestivwe comment.
:33< ch33rs
🦈๋࣭⭑ 𓂃𓂁𓂃 🎉 α good }{unc}{ t}{αt is correct 𓂃𓂄𓂃
I Get Into My Comfortable Clothes And Kick My Feet Up Into The Air As I Write The First Compelling #nsfw #nsfc Drabble That Comes To Pan. Though I Will Be Retiring For The Light, Let It Be Known That I Will Be Much Worse In The Coming Evening. #serene
🦈๋࣭⭑ 𓂃𓂁𓂃 α bit of bot}{ 𓂃𓂄𓂃
are nookworm2 2tiill a thiing.
did the7 ever stop being a thing?
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.⋆♱⃓ A𓆩𓆪et dominance by making direct constant eye contact
I-I wi-ill, o-of co-ourse.
Ah... do-on't wo-orry abo-out i-it! Just wo-ork-related stress and cli-ients.
5+ hoursh of pishzin p3opl3 off in gam3 chat jusht 2 curl up comfortably in mai big azz cup3
*、gR33N IS 0K4Y BUT PURP13S B3TT3R！⚡️
[I TOLD YOU GUY$ I'D BE #UNT A$ FU#K ]
hearing “dont start” giwves me such a thrill, it really makes me vwant to start.
The first thing I do when being chased is hop on my social media and let everybody know what's good. Just checking in with the peons hanging out on the webscape, don't worry about me and the 50 meter dash I'm running with this murderer. They're, apparently, so slow I can't be assed to focus on the secular task of survival.
advice on this website ranges from not to be controversial but maybe we shouldnt kill people and drink from their skulls to heres how to build a pipe bomb that leaves no survivors out of cleaning supplies part one
Today 1s my day, as S1nday 1s for s1nners and my mere ex1stence counts as one.
i got fat titsh sho i don’t rlly d3al it
why do guysh alwaysh look sho confush3d wh3n i pull mai wall3t, palmhushk, and k3ysh out of mai cl3avag3?
Ɏ they ha-a-ate me for ha-a-aving wisdom beyond my yea-a-ars #sa-a-agely Ɏ
I dont know what you mean.
I never real·ll·ly trusted that twightl·light she didnt use her magic to hel·lp her friends stay young....or I mean so i have been tol·ld.
PUT ME ᏫИ QUAD IᔑLAИD !!! I CAИ MAKE IT IИTᏫ A PᔑYCHᏫLᏫGICAL HᏫRRᏫR!!! THE VIEWᔑ WᏫULD BE IИᔑAИE
𓄀 the twins g⌖t s⌖me special cards s⌖ ya can play. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𓄀 Insʊfferable, n⌖ w⌖nder the damn twins like ya. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𓄀 And I c⌖ntinʊe talkin t⌖ ya becaʊse? 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𓄀 i aint been paired with the twins a l⌖t lately, and it's been a cʊrve learnin h⌖w t⌖ w⌖rk with ⌖ther pe⌖ple and n⌖t wanna sh⌖⌖t em dead 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𓄀 Y⌖ʊ ain't ever learned h⌖w t⌖ shʊt that damn m⌖ʊth ⌖f yers' 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
[YEAH OK WHEW YOURE AREN'T HIM! $ORRY FOR THE IN#ONVENIEN#E]
[MEN LOVE MY FAT A$$ AND MY #RIPPLING FEAR OF NOT BEING IN THE $POT LIGHT!!!! ]
Ayyyy macarenaᛝ
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- PΩlΩ ΣⴵƗr♱? ☪︎ⴵ-∊☪︎|⟨. |⟨ⴵȺ|⟨Ɨ ΣⴵΩr♱Σ? ☪︎ⴵ-∊☪︎|⟨. ΣȺndȺlΣ? ☪︎ⴵ-∊☪︎|⟨. ΣunglȺΣΣ-∊Σ? ☪︎ⴵ-∊☪︎|⟨. Ωⴵ y-∊Ⱥⴵ, Ɨ'm g-∊♱♱Ɨng Ɨn♱Ω my 50 y-∊Ⱥr Ωld r-∊♱Ɨr-∊d dȺd Ⱥr☪︎. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
Boo22 ii2 pretty fuunny fuunny! Buut we're glaad glaad yoouu aaren't boothered!
2oorry foor Coowbooy coowbooy Yoouu'll get uu2ed too hiim hiim!
𓄀 a l⌖tta ⌖f f⌖lk are ann⌖yin. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
Hey there friiend friiend!
Hm, injection of plasma into cells collected from the subject leads to the death of the cells. Curious.