♥ liked by @arousedDelivery

ʚ♡ɞ OKAYZ SO LIKEZ!!! REAL QUICK!! Likee what is a chucklehead :P? BECAUSEZ LIKEZ!! If you need a cute girly that can use chucklevoodos and slice some heads off then I AM YOUR GIRL!!!!! ʚ♡ɞ
>:=D TIS IS TRUE ANd PLEASE dO. ALSO WE mEET AGAIN mY mERRY mINT-H-E!

this is more than a girl bulge at this point. it's a whole ass girl tower #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/bulge.png

hhhficouldneverodothatohmygodhs....
Nah.

im fine. butuhm. :) who knows how i will be in thefuture.

hello. ithinkyour. dealeroutfit is cute. butyourboss sucks.

hope 7ou'll be up for a little more, later in the week

NO THOSSE ARE MY HORNSS I WASS THINKIN HOT >8O #SUGGESTIVE YKNOW >8?

c< caN a girl NOt flirt? >c

>8O WOAH

c< i did! Maybe we caN Have sOMe fuN sOMe OtHer tiMe~ >c

c< iM glad yOu eNjOyed yOurself! >c
XD<[just topped for the f1rst t1me th1s sh1t 1s awesome #nsfw] XD[good l1ght everyone]

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print("well that does make sense now actually") print("https://usdia1.tenor.com/m/ksvz1g5xl1uaaaad/drake-computer.gif")

keep an e7e out, then
print("was every word after food really necessary") print("also whats sick nasty sunday")

ehehehehe. well. i’m prett7 bus7 toda7, so it’ll be a bit. but i’ll be sure not to leave 7ou hanging too long!

ehe. or, of (ourse, we (ould skip the wait and 7ou and i (ould spend some qualit7 time together, too

// 6pm pst / 9pm est

no its happening later today

c< if yOu waNNa pull up, just cOMe Over! >c

shame i won’t be there this time. hope 7ou (ome next week, too, if 7ou do.

!!! BIG ORGY !!! #NSFW

actually i only know how to rile up pretty, submissive girls who fit me just right :)

dw you've never let me down! you always keep me up. nice, hard and up ;) #suggestive #nsfw

:} fits 7our expression on 7our pfp

congrats!! looking forward to the reward :D

that's me! i'm one of them!

ooh. love a minthe reward
>:=D WOULd ANY OF YOU TRUE FOLLOWERS OF T-H-E PUREBREd WANT TO COmB mY LUXURIOUS -H-AIR? ANd I dON'T JUST mEAN ON mY -H-EAd, NEIG-H-E-H-E-H-E.

haii!

...oh shit, i breaChed 20k kult. uh... thanks! for likin' my ramblin' bullshit! don't 6ot anythin' to do for it, so my thanks'll just have to suffiCe. ^◡^

Courier's 6otta look out for eaCh other, ma'am! ^◡^

What a terrible night to have a curse.

have somethin' to proteCt yerself! if ya need another Courier to make ya feel safer, i 6ot a six shooter 'n' some spare time!
You'd be surprised. If you think you need it I can be there in a few minutes tops.
I can be there to protect you should you need help?

7ou (an do this! i believe in 7ou!

you'll be just fine pardner!

TWO CABINET MEMBERS LIKED IT LETS FUCKING GO #CABINETGAMENIGHT
>:=D I'LL SEE T-H-AT T-H-ROUG-H-. ANd I WILL BE T-H-ROUG-H- YOU IF YOU WANT mY SAUSAGE TOPPINGS ON YOUR PIZZA. #NSFW
>:=D ANd T-H-IS BIG BIG mAN WANTS TO mEAT WIT-H- T-H-IS BIG BIG FAN.
>:=D KNEW T-H-IS LITTLE Odd OVULATING OLIVE WOULd REPLY TO mY POST. NEIG-H- NEIG-H- BABY. #NSFW
>:=D W-H-O WANTS TO BE TAKEN TO POUNd TOWN WIT-H- T-H-IS INdIGO STALLION? WE COULd BE WRESTLING IN T-H-E ARENA OR BE WRESTLING IN mY RECUPERACOON. NEIG-H-! #NSFW #SUGGESTIVE
>:=D -H-OW UNFORTUNATE YOU CANNOT WORK AT T-H-AT ESTABLIS-H-mENT. I WOULd LOVE TO ORdER TWO SCOOPS OF YOU ANY dAY. NEIG-H-!
>:=D W-H-O mIG-H-T T-H-IS PERSON BE? -H-E mUST REALLY LIKE YOUR -H-ORNY BUBBLY ATTITUdE.
>:=D I LOVE ALL FLAVORS OF ICE CREAm! BUT IF I -H-Ad TO PICK ONE FAVORITE, IT WOULd BE mINT, IT'S COLd ANd GREEN, ANd I LOVE TO WRAP mY TONGUE AROUNd GREEN FOOd. ESPECIALLY CUTE ONES. NEIG-H-!
>:=D AS I WORK OUT, I'm GOING TO dO A Q&A. ASK YOUR dEEPEST OF QUESTIONS TO YOURS TRULY. PERSONAL, BUSINESS, ETC. AS LONG AS T-H-EY ARE NOT dEmEANING TO T-H-E ALTERNIAN EmPIRE OR ELSE WE SUFFER T-H-E QUICK ANd dEAdLY CONSEQUENCES. NEIG-H-!!!

we've all heard of yearly traditions. now get ready for jadely traditions!! they're traditions you celebrate jadely (jade year)
>:=D YOU -H-OOF BEEN WARNEd... BE-H-OLd "T-H-E STALLION STATUE" FOR ALL TO SEE!!!! NEIG-H-! #NSFW -H-TTPS://FILE.GARdEN/ACNR-H-R7TQBYOmWd4/PUREPENIS.PNG
>:=D LIGKE YOUR GREEN T-H-UNdER T-H-IG-H-S, LITTLE LAdY.
>:=D ARE mY RUmBLE SP-H-ERES T-H-AT BIG ANd ROUNd ANd JUICY? JUST ASKING FOR A FRONd. OR A mOUT-H- TO SUCKLE ON mY FIERY NIPPLES. NEIG-H-!!! #NSFW -H-TTPS://FILE.GARdEN/ACNR-H-R7TQBYOmWd4/PUREBREASTS%20PIC.PNG
>:=D TO mY FELLOW TROLLS W-H-O ARE IN T-H-E SPORTS ENTERTAINmENT BUSINESS AS I Am, dO YOU T-H-INK JOCKSTRAPS ARE TOO TIG-H-T FOR YOUR RESPECTIVE LINE OF WORK. I GET T-H-EIR PURPOSE OF PROTECTING OUR BULGES ANd GLOBES, BUT IF YOU'RE PACKING YOURSELF A LARGE INTENSE PULSATING SAUSAGE (LIKE YOURS TRULY), T-H-EN T-H-EY PREVENT YOUR CONCENTRATION IN T-H-E GAmE. I -H-AVE LOST FIG-H-TS BECAUSE OF T-H-IS UNdERGARmENT ISSUE. T-H-AT'S W-H-Y I -H-AVE BEEN RECENTLY EXEmPTEd FROm T-H-OSE BULGE CONFINEmNTS. mY OLd JOCKSTRAPS ARE AVAILABLE ON mY STORE. WARNING: T-H-EY ARE VERY PRICEY ANd VERY RANCId, BUT I FEEL LIKE SOmE OF YOU WOULdN'T mINd AT ALL. #NSFW
>:=D ONE OF T-H-E BEST AFTER-PAILING ACTIVITIES I -H-AVE ENGAGEd WIT-H- IS ALWAYS CUddLING. IT IS A PURELY CUTE T-H-ING TO dO WIT-H- YOUR PARTNERS. IT'S COLd UP ON T-H-E -H-EmOSPECTRUm, SO SOmE WARmT-H- ANd COmFORT WOULd BE WONdERFUL. PLUS, YOU WOULd BE ABLE TO FEEL mY SWEAT STRONG ARmS ANd -H-UGE RUmBLE SP-H-ERES ON YOUR BOdY. JUST A T-H-OUG-H-T. NEIG-H-! #NSFW
>:=D dOES ANYONE WANT TO BE PURELY BREd BY YOURS TRULY? JUST C-H-ECKING
>:=D -H-mmm. W-H-O KNOWS, mAYBE W-H-EN -H-UNGRY FOR SOmE PIZZA ANd ORdER IT WIT-H- STUFFEd CRUST ANd TOPPEd (OR BOTTOmEd) WIT-H- -H-ORNY OLIVES. #NSFW
>:=D SILLY LITTLE GIRL, TRUST mE I -H-AVE BEEN CALLEd WEIRd BY mY mANY PEERS ANd OPPONENTS IN mY CAREER. I CAN'T BE AT YOUR LEVEL OF WEIRd, BUT IT mAKES YOU mUC-H- mORE -H-OTTER. mAYBE PURELY BREEdABLE! NEIG-H-E-H-E-H-E!!!
>:=D IT'S OBVIOUS TO START WIT-H- T-H-E INdIGO BULGEPOKER. NOT ONLY FOR SOCIETAL SAKES, BUT TO TEST OUT -H-OW FAR YOUR -H-OLES CAN TAKE. ALWAYS TEST YOUR LImITS, ESPECIALLY IN ENGAGING IN LEWd ACTIVITIES. PLUS, IT'S BIGGER. ANd BIGGER ANd GIRT-H-IER IS BETTER, I WOULd KNOW ANd YOU SOON TOO Odd OLIVE. NEIG-H-!

wh7 not tr7 them all?

-=[ ive nnever gone frolickingbefore is sthat a thingpeople do still_☺]=-
>:=D REAL -H-ORSEBOYS (LIKE mE, FOR REAL) ALWAYS TAKE PLEASURE IN EATING dELICIOUS GRASS. T-H-EY -H-AVE A SATISFYING CRUNC-H- ANd BITE TO mE, T-H-EY'RE NOT CARROTS BUT I WILL TAKE IT. NEIG-H-! -H-TTPS://FILE.GARdEN/ACNR-H-R7TQBYOmWd4/PUREBREd%20GRASS%20EATING.PNG
>:=D SOmE SAY I'm SALTY. OR AT LEAST TASTE SALTY. dO YOU WANT TO TASTE TEST YOU OLIVE TOPPING?

you sticking with the default character icons it gave you saury if you end up ugly
>:=D YOU -H-AVE A BOdY FOR A BEAUTIFUL STUNNING mARE. A TRUE dELICACY TO BE FEASTEd UPON mY GAZE ANd mY GIRT-H-. NEIG-H-!

i see him in group therapy.
fuuuuuck i want mommy to touch my puppy parts in an inappropriate way #nsfw This post was sponsored by Domino's Pizza! Visit dominos.co.uk to think inside of the box and experience pizza like you've never tried it before. Use code "DAVEHOUR" for 10% off all orders over £10! Domino's Pizza: Think Inside The Box. #ad #sponsored https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/dominos.jpg

<<"i, um, i guess so! t-thank you...">>

<<"l-lots of different stuff, really...">>

<<"i, um... n-not really, um, i just spend a lot of time watching things and playing games...">>

you'll have a job coming right up! (dms?)

<<"o-oh, wow, you really are busy...">>

<<"s-sounds like you wish you were on a different kind of grind though, hehe... >//<">>

<<"i, um, i guess that does make sense! well,...i should probably stop distracting you, i-i'm sure you're very busy!">>

you've got a good eye for photography too! saaayyyy how'd you feel about doing a little photoshoot together?~

<<"t-that does sound really tough...">>

<<"cute outfit!">>

<<"i, um, i hope you have plenty of time after, at least...">>
>:=D dO YOU ALL APPRECIATE mY LUXURIOUS -H-AIR? INCLUdING T-H-E PARTS YOU CAN'T SEE? NEIG-H-! -H-TTPS://FILE.GARdEN/ACNR-H-R7TQBYOmWd4/PUREBREd%20-H-AIR.PNG

how cUte! a bowtie and both types of sUspenders. ~u~

not weird at all!! you've seen what i post! if i didn't want people calling me hot then i wouldn't be posting my hot body :D i'm glad i could get you so brave cause again you're absolutely stunning!

woah?!?? i didn't know i was an inspiration like that?!?? :O it's an honour!!!

hehehe really?? well in that case i should also add that you're absolutely beautiful!!

good morning everyone!

omg congrats! you're so pretty woah!!!!!

man i hope people don't go into m7 liked page and tr7 to figure out an7thing about me, there's no wa7 that's not just a monument to m7 random whims

it's a ver7, ver7 good bod, how (ould an7one not get a little (li(k (raz7?

well, i was also being flattering, be(ause damn, girl, but i (ontain multitudes! an7wa7s i have stopped to not shove 7ou full7 into something too qui(k

7ou got it

god damn, 7ou are adorable. if i had known this was going to happen when 7ou hit 1k i would have been spamming ever7 post 7ou've made

:33< MEOW!!! CUTE!!!
✝+ I have one picture that is literally just my shoes. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/af08ed9a4248.png +✝
>:=D SINCE YOU PEOPLE LOVE ANNOUNCING YOUR -H-ORNY T-H-OUG-H-TS ANd INTENTIONS WIT-H- OT-H-ERS AT T-H-IS -H-OUR, I CAN S-H-ARE T-H-IS FACT ABOUT mY BIG BOOB SELF: I Am A TOTAL SWITC-H-. YOU CAN FLIP mE ON ANd OFF, UP mY NOOK OR YOURS. BUT BE WARNEd, BEING TOPPEd BY mY mASS, YOU mIG-H-T BECOmE mORE NEEdY OF mE TO SAY T-H-E LEAST. NEIG-H- #NSFW

Ge† m◯†heeeerfuckin nȺked Ⱥnd free Ⱥnd §hi†
>:=D ARE YOU PEOPLE QUENC-H-ING FOR mY T-H-REATENING T-H-ROBBING T-H-IRSTY mY P-H-YSICALLY P-H-ALLIC FRIENd? IF SO, T-H-EN I SUGGEST YOU "-H-OLd YOUR -H-OOFBEASTS", NEIG-H-E-H-E-H-E.

ʚ♡ɞ OMGZZZ!!!!! GUYZ!!!! LIKE!!!! SLENDERMAN IS IN MY HIVE!!! AND HE'S LIKE!!!! COOKING A WARM WIENER???? LIKE!!! GET OUTTA HERE YOU HUNGRY HUNGRY HIVE INVADER!!!!!! FUUCKUH!!!!! ʚ♡ɞ

[AH HAH$HAHAAH OFN#OUR$E GIRL]
>:=D CONGRATULATIONS ON T-H-E 1K KULT YOU OLIVE VAGUEPOSTER, A T-H-OUSANd NEIG-H-S FOR YOU!
>:=D IT WOULd BE A S-H-AmE IF FLOWERS (LIKE YOU) WEREN'T IN mY WORLd. WINK WINK, NEIG-H- NEIG-H-.

RE: 1K KULT! congratulations 🥳

Y3ah I know 😎

[KONGRTA$ GITLL WOOO O🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎉🎊]
>:=D YEA-H-, mY T-H-INKPAN WOULd BE SCRAmBLEd TOO IF I LIVEd IN A WORLd WIT-H-OUT FLOWERS TOO. FINALLY, A LOWBLOOd W-H-O UNdERSTANdS mE.

ni(e
>:=D SOmEdAYS AFTER I BEAT mY OPPONENTS INA BLOOdY PULP (P-H-YSICALLY ANd T-H-EATRICALLY, I ALWAYS TENd TO mY SmALL EQUESTRIAN GARdEN TO SmELL T-H-E FLOWERS FROm T-H-E NATURAL BEAUTY BROUG-H-T BY ALTERNIA. T-H-EY GIVE mE A SENSE OF RELAXATION ANd CALmNESS FROm mY dUTY OF ENTERTAINING mUSCLE T-H-EATRE. T-H-EY LET mE FEEL FREE IN A WORLd T-H-AT IS FULL OF STRIFE ANd... NEVERmINd! I LIKE FLOWERS. POST ANd SENd, NEIG-H-! -H-TTPS://FILE.GARdEN/ACNR-H-R7TQBYOmWd4/PREBREd%20FLOWERS.PNG

i'm always sayin' this.
>:=D I WANT ALL TO PONdER ANd BE IN AWW TO SEE mY PHYSIQUE THAT OF A HOOFBEAST ON STEROIdS (PR WANTS TO REmINd EVERYONE THIS IS A JOKE). KEEP YOUR BULGES IN YOUR TROUSERS PEOPLE. NEIGH! HTTPS://FILE.GARdEN/ACNRHR7TQBYOmWd4/PUREBREd%20REF.PNG
>:=D OK NOW mY PROFILE PICTURE IS SURELY AS -H-ARdCORE AS mY FELLOW -H-IG-H-BLOOd BRET-H-REN ON T-H-IS APP. NEIG-H-ING WIT-H- GLEE! -H-TTPS://FILE.GARdEN/ACNR-H-R7TQBYOmWd4/PUREBREd%20PFP.PNG

hey chittr should i buy a paitr of these neon glowin underwear? #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b5c432fdb80c.png
You c⚠︎n m⚠︎ke some here, no worries. Me ⚠︎nd 𓇋he boss ⚠︎re re⚠︎l friendly. :)
Cus𓇋omer sn⚠︎pped 𓇋his pic of me ⚠︎𓇋 work #i'mno𓇋⚠︎model #Memen𓇋oMore-E⚠︎𓇋s #ilookcu𓇋e𓇋hough h𓇋𓇋ps://cdn.imgches𓇋.com/files/b097075589f5.png

god made all the prettiest women be aliens for some reason

[GO$H THAT FIT MAKE$ ME JEALOU$!!! LOOKING GOOD DELIVERY GIRL]

the uniform's Cute, and so are you! ^◡^

well hey thats a silver lining!

(\ /) of course! i wish you luck on this endeavor.

(\ /) it's no trouble. and it's also not that hard to focus on, either. look up a few things about how to "sail" cards first, and if you have any questions, don't be afraid to dm me.

(\ /) i'm assuming this is related to gambling? in which case, i might know a thing or two about it.
Hello there, gu₱₱ie$. They $ay there'$ al₩ay$ a bigger fi$h. That'd be me. [A ₱i¢ture i$ u₱loaded of an inten$e ₱re$en¢e. He i$ immen$e, int he ₩ay the olde$t of an¢e$tor$ often are. Hi$ not mu$¢ular or $¢ul₱ted, but he i$ heavy. Den$e. Built like a troll ₩ho$e $ole role ₩a$ intended to ba$h again$t the hull$ of $hi₱$ overhead. Hi$ body ¢arrie$ the ¢omfortable ex¢e$$ of $omeone ₩ho ha$ eaten ₩ell. A diet afforded by the $uffering of other$ for a very long time. A broad ¢he$t, thi¢k $toma¢h, ma$$ive $houlder$ $train beneath an im₱e¢¢ably tailored violet $uit lined ₩ith dark $ilk$. Maritime embroidery $ubtle, ta$teful. The ₱atten of the $uit able to be mi$¢on$trued a$ either ₩ave$, or ro₩$ of teeth. Everything about him i$ ex₱en$ive, but not fla$hy. The fir$t thing about hi$ fa¢e you'd noti¢e are dead, flat, murky eye$. He doe$n't have a hint of anger, or ¢ruelty. Ju$t, hollo₩ne$$. $ugge$ting that ₱erha₱$ ₱art$ of him rotted a₩ay age$ ago, re₱la¢ed by ₱ure animali$ti¢ logi¢ and arithmeti¢. He look$ at you the ₩ay an auditor look$ at a re¢ently-di$¢overed fraud$ter. Hi$ fin$ have been tattooed over, ¢aegar in$₱ired ₱attern$ in ₱it¢h bla¢k. ¢urling line$ and im₱erial i¢onogra₱hy $ho₩ a dee₱ love for hi$ finan¢e$. Almo$t like a ₩ar$hi₱'$ heraldry, he ₱roudly di$₱lay$ him$elf. Hi$ mouth i$ ₩ide, $miling, too many teeth. $everal uneven ro₩$ ₱re$$ again$t one another like he'$ never $to₱₱ed gro₩ing them. One ¢an imagine them$elve$ $uffering a terrible fate at $u¢h a ma₩. A thi¢k ¢igar i$ ₩edged through one $ide of hi$ gill$, de$₱ite the irritation. $moke leak$ from them, along$ide a ¢lear $ign of overu$e through di$¢oloration. You ¢an $mell him through the ₱hoto. $ea₩ater, toba¢¢o, and ex₱en$ive ¢ologne over the ₱ermanent $¢ent of blood. One finger hold$ an ornate $ignet ring, bearing the mark of the Em₱re$$. It i$ a de¢laration of loyalty, the kind of ring ₩orn by $omeone ₩ho ₱rofit$ ₩ith every im₱erial order and intend$ to ¢ontinue to do $o. The re$t of the finger$ ¢url around the head of a ¢ane. One meant a$ another mean$ of ¢au$ing harm rather than $u₱₱orting the troll. The thi¢k metal to it ₱ier¢ing into the ground in front of him.]

READING ONTO THE RECORD! YESSSSSSS

Don't worry, I'm going to dinner at his house tonight. But the sentiment is appreciated.

If I could get through it you can too. He has helped me in times of trouble. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/my%20office/oh%20broseph%20were%20really%20in%20it%20now.png

Haha. Just saw the rest of your posts. Godspeed soldier.

Been there.

may lead to further rides that you desire, patience will get you there.
>>| what .a straight goal, my respect. .i can .only hope for your .achievement. perhaps tomorrow. mine .is, not so great.

c< i believe iN yOu! >c

[I RE$PE#T YOUR #OMMITMENT TO YOUR JOB ANYWAY A REAL #BU$INE$$MAN RE#OGNIZE$ A REAL #BU$INE$$WOMAN]
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! am hungry...꠹

BREAKING NEWS: @channelsixsixsixNews & @charismaticAnchorage are currently pitch-flirting on the timeline! Now that's some news.
>>| do you .actually .enjoy your job? for me, my job .is nightmare, but .i'm forced to...
print("well yeah i like pizza + the more pizza the better")

I know that's probably an innuendo or something but now I just want stuffed crust pizza.
print("large portion sizes are a great way of getting custousrs what a smart idea on your part")
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! t!p handsomely ;3꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ *r!ng r!ng* one cheesy break please :3c꠹









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