♠ hated by @artificesRecompense
If I die, chat, tell my cat I hated her. #fightnight
Holy shit, really?
You keep freaking out my roommates.
Having attachment issues is so stupid. "Look at them hanging out together!!! What if they hate me!!!" Why are you waffles pancakes'ing this. What the fuck. I'm going to put you in a blender.
@artificesRecompense hates my cat.
I have spent my week playing Social Blunder Simulator.
Skill issue.
Pretty sure Hal is going to force feed me now that I posted that, so.
Watching my cat scratch herself. #mycat
My #boydinner today has been. Uh. Air. And a cigarette.
... Apparently, insulting someone is a pitchflirt by default now! Great! #notatallvaguepost
Okay, but, like. Why is she hot. #vaguepost
I bet you do.
i dont fucking know you chudd
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Out h3r3 2traight y3arnmaxxing
I am going to fling my cat into the sun. Stop being hyper while I am working.
My brother has fled for refuge with his boyfriend. I envy him greatly. I need to keep Hal contained.
If I have to listen to my roommate have sex with his girlfriend one more time, I am going to set the house on fire. #nsfw
I still can't believe I woke up to his fucking dick between my thighs. #nsfwe #somno technically? I think?
I just fucking might.
Why does this robot want to feed me so bad.
I'm selling you to the highest bidder.
How awfully soggy of you, Hal.
You already *have* seen me buckass naked.
No, I just don't understand why they want to see *me* post about penis. What's next, they want to see me nude???
WHY DO YOU GUYS ACTUALLY WANT ME TO POST ABOUT DICK???? YES I LOVE COCK BUT WHAT THE HELL? #nsfw
Google, how to make my cat like me less?
Apparently, people want me in my whore era. Am I supposed to post about how much I love sucking dick now? #nsfw
Selling one robo-cat. He broke into the treats stash.
You fucking wish.
I can’t believe he’s cyberfucking my devices. (Does this even count as #nsfw ?)
There will be when I sneak him into your pocket after I captulog him. By the time he has eaten his way out I will have vanished into the woods with no tech.
I already told you that’s Dave’s job, not mine. I breathed fucking soup for sixteen years.
Does anybody want a fucking robot cat who orders you shit while you sleep? Not fun things either, boring things like air filters.
Shitty chicken nuggets are real. And food.
I have a headache and an apple and I would do unholy shit for shitty chicken nuggets right now.
Too busy fucking the toaster. He has a fantastic taste in music, by the way. And he makes excellent toast.
Starts with a C.
I can't believe I'm so deprived that I'm stooping to flirting with a slutty robot. #nsfw ?
I hope your circuits fry thinking about me.
You're practically salivating for a crumb of me, aren't you? Pathetic.
He's kicking his feet right now.
I'm not letting you put that on our fridge dude. That's premium art and gimmick magnet real-estate.
I swear you hit on every Roxy that breathes on here.