MY LAND ISN’T THAT BAD ACTUALLY!!! WHEN I GOT HERE, THIS PLACE IS JUST FULL OF PATCHES OF FORESTS AND FIELDS!!! ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS I SAW WAS A CAMPSITE, SO OF COURSE I DECIDED TO CHECK IT OUT!!! WHEN I TOOK A LOOK INSIDE, I SAW A BALLOON BARKBEAST GUY IN THERE!!! REAL FRIENDLY BY THE WAY!!! HIS NAME IS WALLACE!!! WALLACE INTRODUCED HIMSELF AS MY “SQUIRE”, WHICH IS SOMETHING EVERYONE IN THIS GAME GETS!!! THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO HELP YOU IN FIGHTS AND GUIDE YOU AND SHIT TO HELP YOU WIN THE GAME!!! AFTER ALCHEMIZING SOME STUFF AND BEATING UP SOME IMPS, HE LED ME TO HIS HOME CAMPSITE TO MEET OTHER CONSORTS AND FIND SHOPS!!! SHOPS ARE LOWKEY A GUILTY PLEASURE OF MINE, I LOVE BUYING SHIT!!! ANYWAYS, HE TOOK ME TO SEE THE ELDER OF THE CAMPSITE ~who was a balloon giraffe btw~ AND TOLD ME WHAT I HAD TO DO!!! THAT OF WHICH IS MY DENIZEN FOR THIS LAND, LUCIFER, IS STEALING THE PLANET’S SUN FOR HIMSELF SO HE CAN GET BETTER LOOKS AT HIMSELF!!! A SILLY QUEST BUT THAT’S MY STYLE!!! THEY NEED THE SUN SO THEY CAN HAVE THEIR ECLIPSES BACK AND THEIR LIFE CAN BE BETTER AGAIN!!! HE GAVE ME OTHER QUESTS TO HELP ME LEVEL UP ENOUGH TO ACHIEVE GODHOOD!!! AND THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN DOING FOR THE PAST FEW DAYS!!! I HAVE A HUGE FEELING THAT LEVELING UP IS GONNA TAKE A WHILE, BUT I KNOW THAT I’LL BE THE FIRST ONE ON THE TEAM TO GODTIER!!! I HOPE THE OTHERS ARE HAVING AS FUN AS I AM RIGHT NOW!!! I HEARD CURREE IS STARTING TO ENJOY HIMSELF!!! I’M OVER HERE BEATING UP IMPS AND MEETING CONSORTS AND ALCHEMIZING AND OTHER SHIT SO THAT’S ENOUGH FUN FOR ME!!! :O))