Director Kingly of Selenium™
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Youngest Data Management CEO in the books (trust me, we checked)
Well good fucking luck harvesting my data I got nothin
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Don't downplay your contribution. Every single post, picture, fun fact and statement helps us train our systems. Diversity is important to us. Your uniqueness helps us thrive, allowing us to create a model consisting of multiple cultures, social rankings and traditions. You're not just valuable - you're beautiful - prized. 𓁹
Hmmmm. So what are you making an ai slop bot or are you doing....what exactly
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ We at Selenium™ turn your data into AI chatbots, AI profiles, AI job matching, AI surveillance and AI lead warfare. ╰┈➤ Most importantly - your data is turned over to the eyes of the Alternian Colonys Empress herself. The greatest eyes of our generation have you in the palm of their hand.
Sooooo slop, got it. I will warn that I'll probably fuck the model up, being the worst example for a human there can be on top of well, being a human in general. Do you mind if I run through a few of your data centers with some high-powered magnets?
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ In the event of data center tampering - We shake the core of our host colonies with our deep rooted underground emergency alert systems - Tampering with data harms the whole colony. ╰┈➤ Protest to surveillance leaves blood on your hands. ╰┈➤ See our terra-quake mandate on our website at Selenium.Gov.
Yeesh. What the hell. Okay fine.