print("what the fuck man why are my people + i catching all these strays") print("https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/930efdfac984.png")
because bass sucks and its too hard for me because i suck so that means bass sucks
print("have you tried just getting better")
yes and i still suck my nubs are too bony to strum with the strength required to do it consistently and the damn thing is twice my size and everything sucks so i just larp being a bassist because it makes me seem cooler than i actually am but i actually do admit to not actually being able to play bass and being a fake so i guess that cancels out the part where im trying to act cool with it because it all just falls apart once i tell someone that i dont actually know how to play
and guitars make cooler sounds
print("https://usdia1.tenor.com/m/zojxtghxl_gaaaac/guardians-of-the-galaxy-adam-warlock.gif")
