← @bananabunchBoss

🍌- MY DAD is ALWAYS going on about how I should throw barrels at my enemies more. He did NOT approve of the Coconut Gun I used to use. It was so weird seeing Funky Kong go through that weird military phase back in the day, BUT he's like a TOTAL surfer hippie now.

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00

🍌- IF you're wondering why I mentioned Funky, it's because he's the one who sold me the Coconut Gun. He's peddling like, banana juice and balloons these days though.

Kult: +5
Total: 5