One of these nights I will get in trouBle with other Bears (hairy fat trolls, for the uninitiated) Because my lusus is *not* a cholerBear. The Old Man's a drake. They'll call me a fake Bear. A Bear appropriator.
they w0uldn't be wr0ng c0nsIderIng y0ur a drake grub--
Oh, right on I am. But what will these Bear gruBs do, huh? What will they do? Come over and wrestle me to suBmission? Huh? Trying to graB at my muscularity? Huh? All on top of me pushing me down? Huh? All growling and sweaty on top of me? Huh?
d0 y0u want that I wIll happIly g0 0Ver and tackle y0u In the damned sn0w and make sure y0u knew y0ur place y0u bear Imp0ster-- y0ur face wIll be s0 deep In that sn0w y0u'll understand that y0u are n0t a bear and y0u neVer wIll be--
Oooh, grrrreowwr, so Bold. Hardly even know each other, stranger, already talking aBout shoving my face down? Take me out to dinner, first. It's Fat CholerBear Wipe, catch me some Cantansalmon and then we'll talk.
If that Is a challenge y0u brat I wIll accept It-- I'm surprIsed s0me0ne lIke y0u w0uld eVen understand what ch0lerbear wIpe Is--
Surprised *you* do. What would a guy like you know aBout catching *salmon*? Do salmon even *reach* where you live, hm? I Bet you've never even gained any weight lately, like a REAL Bear ought to...
0h y0u lIttle bastard-- I am ab0ut t0 say fuck the nIcetIes 0f that challenge and just tackle y0u Int0 whateVer hell y0u're fr0m-- all y0u haVe pr0Ven t0 me Is that y0u drake grubs are all the same-- all r0ar n0 fuckIng bIte--
Ooh, jealous that I'm a fresh and interesting kind of Bear? Ooh, this guy's fat and hairy, I wonder what lusus he has - damn, a ursalusus, who'da seen that coming. You wanna see if I Bite, Big Boy? Come show me what you got. Quit teasing me.