@broStrider — #violence
some might call this ironic or perhaps karma but im fairly certain my brother is about to totally kick my ass if anyone wants to feel any kind of sympathy for me. #violence
ive been allured by the idea of having my chest cut open and my heart ripped out but thats probably just the pent up frustration for my condition manifesting in odd ways. #nsfwe #nsfw #violence #gore wow ok.
prtty sure this dude jsut threatened to cut off my legs adn then hit on me? #violence
want him. either sexually or dead. still deciding there. #nsfw #violence
real shame i cant exactly fight like i used to. theres a lot of people id thoroughly enjoy beating the shit out of if i were able to stand up without a cane. #violence i guess.
previous offer not open to daves. not giving any dave the satisfaction of knocking me the fuck out. id need to be in a lot more pain to even consider that. #violence
my brain feels like its trying to escape my skull. havent had a headache like this in a minute. someone knock me unconscious at this point. #violence i guess.
all medical professionals will be dealt with when the time comes. at this point keeling over and dying from heart failure would be the easier option. #violence ?
my ideal date would be not having one at all and instead beating the shit out of you and taking your wallet. unfortunately my boyfriend isnt very keen on the idea. a man can only dream. #violence
my opinion of other mes typically ranges from "id fuck him" to "id like to kill him" with a very very blurred line in between. tends to be more of the latter lately. #nsfw technically. #violence also technically.
for dave hour we will be lining up every single dave and shooting them all in the head. #violence i guess.
on second thought i need to find somebody willing to let me beat the shit out of them and then fuck them. im blaming my shameless surplus of sexually charged posts on the vodka. hit me up. #nsfw #violence #substances wow thats a lot.
okay second violent request today but is anyone willing to let me beat the shit out of them. breaking a bottle over someones head was not enough im gonna end up going into stress induced cardiac arrest. #violence
i have an empty bottle of vodka now can i get a volunteer to let me smash it over their head repeatedly and vent my frustrations about everything thats gone wrong lately. this offer is only semi-serious. (#violence #substances)
i just let a guy beat me up in exchange for him not being mad at me anymore. is that too pathetic or can i still be redeemed? (#violence)