← @detectiveMiller

It appears I have fallen. https://i.ibb.co/FLtQHtWz/image-2026-04-03-082649466.png

Kult: +94
Kull: +85
Total: 179
Ratio: 1.11

I thought detectives were just like a breed of cop. I never thought of them as separate animals before. Much to think about.

Animal? No my good man I am a human. I am a private detective.

So your species is human and your breed is private detective. Which is different from the breed cop?

Yes.

Do you eat the same thing as cops? How does one care for their private detective?

I eat bagels. Coffee. and Cigarettes. On the occasion Brandy.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

And can you be leash trained or are private detectives an indoor animal?

We are free roaming typically. But there is a certain type of private Detective that stay indoors.

Much to think about, thank you for your time. I would give you a treat of cigarette if I could.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Ah. Thank you, Kind Citizen.