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THOSE ARE SOME MOM N POP SHOP NUMBERS. 90% OF EMPLOYEES AT SATURN CORP SAY THEIR JOB SATISFACTION IS AT LEAST A T⌁O THUMBS UP AND 😂 ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10, ⌁HICH ANALYSTS FIGURE IS PRETTY MUCH EQUI⌁ALENT TO AT LEAST AN 8, AND ALL STAFF SIGN A CLAUSE IN THEIR CONTRACT THAT THEY SUPER DUPER PINKY PROMISE NOT TO GET "BUMMED OUT" OR "DO⌁N IN THE DUMPS" IN A ⌁AY THAT IMPACTS NUMBERS. SO LIKE, BASICALLY OUR SELF-DIRECTED LIFE TERMINATION RATES ARE NIL BECAUSE THAT ⌁OULD TOTALLY BE A BREACH OF CONTRACT AND THEY ⌁OULDN'T BE STAFF AT THAT POINT ANY⌁AY, SO, THAT DOESN'T COUNT FOR NUMBERS. #ITSNOT #C⌁-SUICIDE-MENTION #IFITDOESNTHAPPENONCOMPANYTIME ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁

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