I must retire to my captain quarters in solitude before I cull all of my incompetent crewv in a blind rage, I svwear I'll fuckin get that vwhale one day I vwill not let this prey get avway that easily, maybe I'll go plunder some other ship to lift my mood.
Cºůld I ºffɛr ƴºů sºmɛ bªkɛd gººds tº lịft ƴºůr spịrịts?
I'm not in the bloody mood to evwen humor some lovwbloods fuckin baked good offers, besides vwhat do you evwen havwe to offer.
Brɛªds, cªkɛs, cººkịɛs crºịssªnt, prɛtzɛls, brºwnịɛs, Dªnịshɛs, mªccrºns, mªcªrººns, dºnůts dºnůt whºlɛs. Bɛªrclªws. Swɛɛt Bůns ªnd swɛɛt rºlls. Yɛs thɛƴ ªrɛ dịffɛrɛnt. I růn ª bªkɛrƴ
Hmph, I see I must say you havwe some real gall to try to make a salespitch of your baked goods to The Orphaner himself but you knowv, I can respect the hustle at the vwery least, maybe I might stop by your bakery vwhen I am land bound next time.
I gɛt thªt ªlºt, ị thịnk sºmɛºnɛ sªịd ị hªvɛ thɛ 'ịnªbịlịtƴ tº bɛ scªrɛd' ºf mºst thịngs thªt mªkɛ ºthɛr trºlls trɛmblɛ ịn fɛªr... I cªn mªkɛ ůp ª tịn ºf gººds jůst ƴºůr ƴºů! I cªn ɛvɛn hªvɛ thɛ cºntªịnɛr ɛngrªvɛd thªt wªƴ whɛn ƴºů cºmɛ bªck (ɛvɛrƴºnɛ ɛvɛntůªllƴ dºɛs) ƴºů cªn hªvɛ thªt spɛcịªl tịn jůst fºr ƴºůr gººds!
Really nowv, vwell make sure it's a real fuckin nice looking container and I might just leavwe you a decent chunk of gold as payment, also if you don't mind do try to engravwe a little ship on the container.
Aƴɛ ªƴɛ cªptªịn! Ill mªkɛ ƴºů thɛ prɛttịɛst ɛngrªvɛd bºx ƴºůvɛ ɛvɛr sɛɛn!
I'll be the judge of that vwhen I get to see it matey.