@carrionGenius — #suggestive
the thing about mythical creatures is that everyone goes for the big ones first and talks about how awesome they are like sure janet dragons are sick and all but the ecological impact that megafauna would have fuckin blows to consider of course they might have some of the most prized manure for crop growing in the land but by god theyve gone and eaten half the peasantry and their flocks like for christssake we have no one to bring in the harvest and the knightly order is edging uncomfortably away from the issue on account of the more idiotic and bold of their number getting turned into human chichirrones ...Read more
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