human cowworker is at it again just pryin into seadwwellers and shit as if it aint common knowwledge that wwe havve seborrheic tendencies since yknoww its far more necessary for us to retain wwater in our skin than landwwellin creatures so yeah fuck wwhatevver wwe got a bit of an oily sheen to us but it aint a hygiene thing okay its biological it aint like wwe wwere evvolutionarily designed to havve pretty skin outta the ocean after all fuckin shit
the skincare routine im forced to do as a surface wwalkin seadwweller wwould make you wweep i wwould lovve to be able to get awway wwith not wwashin my face trust me on that
Fuckin landlubbers don't understand it.
sometimes i feel like theyre bein intentionally obtuse but that wwould grantin em a clarity a purpose that i feel is beyond their dowwnright primitivve cognitivve capabilities
I'd say ignore em lad, those beached scallyvwags don't deservwe our energy nor time, us loyal sea dvwellers havwe better things to do such as plunder and cull.
unfortunately old man i livve in a far different wworld than you right noww vvictor of a game a wwhich i noww get the reap the rewwards despite not bein a main player i earned my peace and so did the rest a these idiots but im devvoted to study wwhich is respectable in its owwn right unlike the cretins wwho decided theyre goin to wwaste their time wwith frivvolities i actually find wwork to be its owwn rewward