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Ranking the other dancestors in terms of attrativweness and a short blurb vwhy Kankri: 11/10 VWE LOVWE EVWIL TVWINKS HERE Damara: 10/10 That ass Rufioh: 10/10 Those horns Mituna: 0/10 I prefer my dates avweraging an IQ abovwe 2 Meulin: 11/10 VWE LOVWE FAT BITCHES HERE Latula: 10/10 That ass Porrim: 12/10 That... evwerything, also rainbovwdrinker so hot Aranea: 10/10 Zero ass but insane knockers Horuss: 9.5/10 Lost half of point for havwing the vworld's driest hands Kurloz: 7/10 EVWIL TVWINK YAAAAY- but he scares the shit outta me so... nah Meenah: 10/10 She's avwful but damn that ass #suggestivwe #nsfwv

Kult: +53
Kull: +44
Total: 97
Ratio: 1.20

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since vwhen the fuck did you become teal

S1nc3 wh3n th3y fuck d1d y0u 5t4rt f1lt3r1ng 54nd thr0ugh y0ur lung5?

since vwhen did you speak coherent sentences?!

S1nc3 wh3n d1d y0u 45k 50 m4ny fuck1ng qu35t10n5? 4nyw4y, 4lw4y5 f0r 80th.

this is vwrong, you're vwrong, this is a cosmic injustice

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