
#TheProblemWithEnjoyingLying #IsThatIDontWantPeopleToThinkMyFactsAreFake #WhenIGiveYouAFactAboutPhones #ThatIsAlwaysReal #IJustLikeToLieAboutMyselfForFun #BecauseThereIsSomethingClinicallyWrongWithMe

#whotfru

Oh that's your quirk. It sucks.

#BeforeTheModernTelephoneAsWeKnowItToday #ThereWereOtherMethodsUsedToTransportOurVoicesOverADistance #LikeTheAcousticTelephone #WhichNeverReallyGotItsTimeToShine #SinceItWasMainlyOnlySoldDueToNotBeingPatentProtected #UnlikeTrollGrahamBellsTelephones #SoWhenTheTelephonePatentExpired #ItWasABloodbathForAcousticTelephones #AcousticTelephoneCompaniesWentOutOfBusinessQuicklyAfterThat #SomewhatRelatedly #YouMightAlsoBeFamiliarWithTheTwoCansAndAStringMethod #WhichIsntReallyATelephone #ButItsCute #AndIsSometimesCalledTheLoversTelephone #JustThoughtThatWasNeat

>> The 1overડ te1ephone ¡ડ a cute name for ¡t
DID YOU KNOW — literally no it doesn't. #fuckyou— SO THINK ABOUT THAT AND KEEP ON LEARNIN'!

#Sucks #BadQuirk

#Agreed
DID YOU KNOW — #noitdoesnt #betterthanyou #nuketroyer— SO THINK ABOUT THAT AND KEEP ON LEARNIN'!

#Weird