🔎 You'd be surprised... how many people don't know they're being watched. 🔎 Take this as a warning... take a quick look. 🔎 See a shifty looking guy... trying not to make eye contact? 🔎 That's the one... Not that I look shifty.

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🔎 Most of those... aren't even secret. 🔎 They're usually emergency bunkers... or storm shelters.

{[ I'm not talking a6out THOSE ones. I'm talking a6out the SECRET ONES 6elow even THOSE. They go deep into the ground and each one I've 6een in so far has a WEIRD EGG AT THE END. ]}√

{[ >_< ]}√
THE GREEN MOON WAS ACTUALLY. ORBITED IN FROM A SGRUB SESSION. THE ORIGINAL ALTERNIA. "BEFORUS" AS IT WAS CALLED. WAS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY DESTROYED. AND THANK FUCK FOR THAT. IT SUCKED ABSOLUTE ASS.

{[ What the FUCK is SGRUB. ]}√

{[ Once I am done with the secrets of Alternia... THE SECRETS OF "SGRUB" WILL BE NEXt!!! ]}√
YOU WILL FIND OUT. THE LONGER YOU SPEND ON THIS SITE. SOME PEOPLE CALL IT "THE MASS PSYCHOSIS GAME." BUT IN EFFECT. IT'S AN IMMERSIVE ARCHITECTURE SIM. SO IMMERSIVE THAT IT LITERALLY TELEPORTS YOUR HIVE. INTO THE GAME WORLD. WHILE CAUSING AN APOCALYPSE. ON THE PLANET YOUR HIVE WAS ORIGINALLY ON. THE END GOAL. BEING TO CREATE AN ENTIRE UNIVERSE. THE GAME IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. UNFORTUNATELY. IT IS NEAR-UNIVERSALLY SOLD IN INCREDIBLY MISLEADING WAYS. SO THE VAST MAJORITY OF LOBBIES. OR "SESSIONS" AS THEY ARE CALLED. CONTAIN MOSTLY UNPREPARED PLAYERS.

{[ That sounds TRAGIC. But may6e it is FOR THE BEST. ]}√
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