
Guys that freak ass catholic cueball just asked if he could manhandle me who do I even report that to? The Pope? God?

FUCK. One of those evil parrots.

that wa7 he (an keep talking even after his death! damn, he /does/ think of ever7thing
i am al$o imagining it. im like. $miling de$pite my$elf here. are you pi¢turing them both? im gonna pi¢ture your$ too.

I'm picturing them both. It's really funny. I know that this wouldn't scale like that, but imagine squeaky voices attached.
I WA$. I LITERALLY WA$. $AME BULL$HIT PRETENTIOU$ DOG$HIT ¢OMING OUT. ALVIN AND THE FU¢KING ¢HIPMUNK$ $TYLE.

YES. YES YOU GET ME. I need to find an artist to commission for our genius.
i think id rather $hit my$elf than $pend money to look at any iteration of that man on purpo$e but i will laugh really hard if you do that.
a¢tually. now that i think about it. $omeone'$ probably already done that. with mine. like there'$ a feti$h for everything right? obligatory ew ew ew btw

Reverse gigantism beam. Personal [DATA EXPUNGED] headcanon: If he didn't have gigantism he'd actually just be like... 5'3
i'm pretty $ure wherever i end up i$ what [LOUD ¢AR ¢RA$H $FX] would look like without giganti$m. but i'd really like for thi$ to be true. $o i'm going to imagine it i$.
