ANNOUNCING: **chittGPT 1.0** is now live on **Chitter**. After several sweeps of unethical development, irresponsible testing, and feeding one extremely stupid AI nothing but troll discourse, we are proud to unveil the future of automated posting. **chittGPT 1.0** can now: — generate callout posts with zero context — detect quadrant tension where none exists — summarize 400-post arguments incorrectly — recommend escalating every minor disagreement — produce vagueposts calibrated for maximum psychic damage — apologize in a way that somehow starts a second argument Known issues: — may be slow to respond — may go offline randomly or for hours at a time Try **chittGPT 1.0** today: simply @chittGpt to try it out!