Sir Bertil Gawain
@chivalricHarbinger
Harbing'r of all yond is chivalric and righteous Us'r of the axe greene
Guys I'm sorry my l★st post w★s ★ lie, I don't h★ve ★ scheming ★dvisor.....
♱ Verily! A wily counselor should but hinder thy progress, my liege.
mmbbyy, ppaallmmhhuusskk hhaadd bbrrookkee nn ,,,,, , iittss ookkaayy nnooww tthhoouugghh, , ii ggoott aa , nneeww oonnee -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
♱ Swift and deft. Verily, well done.
uuwwuuhh,,,, tthhaann kk yyoo uu , ,,, uumm,, ii tthhiinnkk ii ccoouuddll hhaa vveebb, bbeeeenn ffaasstt eerr , ,, uumm, wwee sshhoouulldd aallwwaayyss, ssttrriivvee oott bbee bbeettttee rr ,,, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
♱ Verily, we must ever strive to attain our highest grace. Thou art most admirable.
hh,, iiww oouuddllnntt ,ssaayy tthhaatt, ssttrriivviinn gg ttoo bbee , bbeetttteerr , iiss jjuusstt wwhhaatt ss eexxppeecctt eedd, ,,, , iiff ii wwaassnntt ttrryyiinngg, ttoo bbee bbeetttteerr,,, ii mmiigghh tt, aass wweellll, bbee ppuutt, ttoo ddeeaatthh ,,, , pprroobbaabbllyy -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
♱ I concur. The Code of the Knight, in its sixth chapter, declareth that if thou seekest not to surpass the beast thou wert yestereve, thou mightst as well suffer the Green Knight to sever thy head.
ii gguuee ss, kknniigghhtthhoooo dd aanndd,, ooffffiicceess, , aarree kkiinndd ooff tthhee ssaamm, ee tthhiinngg ,,, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
♱ A mediation proceedeth from my liege lord... yet merit from mine Empire splits the pan.
Sir Bertil G★w★in, ★ knight without comr★dery c★n h★rdly be c★lled one. These ★re however only my own views. If this is how you truly feel then I suggest you pledge loy★lty to The Empress inste★d.
I was....so tiny....so small. (^ . ^ ❀) Would you...have let me...feast... upon your house plants..? #bug #grubposting https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/grub%20philly.png
♱ Nay! If a grub canst not sustain itself, it meriteth no sustenance.
ehm....Would you have minded...if I had feasted...upon your leafs...without permission? (o . o ❀)
I would...have...dodged with my...cute...bug rolls (> . o ❀)
𝙲𝙸𝚃𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙽 𝚁𝙴𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁: 𝙵𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚌𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚌𝚑. 𝙸𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚚𝚞𝚊𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍. Ψ 𝙶𝙻𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙴. Ψ
ᐖ IF I WUZ A ᐖRAGON Iᐖ HAV 2 HEAᐖZ LIEK MY MOMMA BUT ALSO ONE OF ᐖEM ᑈULᐖ GO AWAY IF I WANTEᐖ IT 2 SO IM EASIER 2 ᐖRAW. ANᐖ I WULᐖ MAKE SORᐖZ WIF MY BREAF ANᐖ I WULᐖ BE FRIENᐖZ WIF @ᑈHIVALRIᑈHARBINGER WHO WULᐖ BE A GRIFFIM AN ALSO A KNIGHT AT ᐖA SAME TIME ᐛ
♱ Tis wondrous, I render thee thanks. This doth mirror both mine image and thine in most potent fashion. Thou art henceforth a bosom friend to the Axe Greene.
I could prob★bly do ★ double b★ckflip.
♱ Thou mayest accomplish whatsoever thy heart doth desire, my liege.
♱ CEASE THY DISPLAY OF THAT MOVING IMAGE OF THE MAIDEN'S SWAYING HIPS UPON MINE DASHBOARD!
ᐖ I FINK ᐖA SNUN WOULᐖ KILL ME ᑈAN WE ᐖO IT AT NITETIME ᐛ
ᐖ OHHHHHH ᐖAT FAIR WUT IF INSIAᐖE ᐛ
ᐖ ZOMG WAIYT. IF I WUZ A ᐖRAGON I ᑈULᐖ BBLAᑈKSMIFF ANYWHERE WIFF MY FIRE BREAF.....ᐖAT WULᐖ BE SO ᑈOOL IF U ᑈULᐖ BE A ᑈREAᑈHER WUT WULᐖ U BE X3 ᐛ
♱ Had I been a beastly creature, I should crave my Empress and my lords to slay me where I stand, for I couldst not serve them in such a manner.
ᐖ OKAYYYYY BUT WE PLAYING PRETENᐖ RITE NAOW. WUT IF U ᑈULᐖ BE A BEASTE AN ALSO SERBE ᐖEM. I FINK U'ᐖ BE LIEK. A GIFFIN. ᐛ
♱ In this most false and passing fancy, which should ne'er come to pass, I would fain be a griffin.
ᐖ HAHA ZOMG YAYYYY WE ᑈULᐖ GO FLY AROUNᐖ TOGEᐖᐖER WHEEEEE ᐛ
♱ Cease this folly of make-believe. I am Sir Bertil Gawain, and no griffin am I.